Category — gifts

I have been crazy busy and can’t believe a whole month has gone by since I blogged.

I did a new photo shoot recently, and last week released a seductive series. Everyone LOVES this set…you will too

I have done several large fuckovers–

There is the “No nonsense guy” who keeps trying to resist, and while I was sleeping, would spend hundreds and hundreds of dollars. I guess he’s a college student and blew his tuition on Me…nice! (wonders if it was borrrowed money, no idea)

My slave shadow has still been lurking, he keeps saying he has to stay away, but he joined the pay mail club and we do a small fuckover almost every day, which makes Me VERY happy.

There was a very hard and fast fuckover of a loser that got turned on by My Pay Loser Junkie Whirlwind

<————try it here!  He spend hundreds and hundreds in one evening and sort of fled, but I expect he will return. The losers always do

Wallet cunt reappeared for a small fucking of a couple hundred dollars, which isnt chump change, but of course I have had $6,000 dollar sessions with him, so I tend to aim large with him 🙂

OH, and sissy marla reported for some nice bimbo wallet rape sessions too 🙂 Yum.

And Pay Mail Club has been wildly successful, and part of the reason blogging has been hard. I send out the paymail Club email and suddenly My junkies are all clamoring to give Me cash. Yum.

You too can join, click for information

And, I want to announce that I’m looking for Christmas Elf shopping slaves!  The past two years, I’ve had slaves buy gifts for My friends and family and send it to Me for Me to give to them. Most of the time, it happens through My Amazon wish list.  Two years ago, Dr X did this, and last year Sissy Lily did. 

If you want to do some or ALL of My shopping for Me, let Me know. It’s very rewarding to know you are making My holiday fabulous.

Three important announcements

1.  My new game is here! Go see how big of a pay junkie you are.  If you’re not a very big pay junkie, you’ll get off cheaply, the first one is only $2 and all levels have photos

2. It’s My birthday, so I know some of you like buying presents for Me

It only happens once a year on November 9th!  Or send Me Amazon gift cards (let me know if you get something off the wishlist because I won’t know who bought it otherwise.)

3.  Be part of My inner circle and join the paymail club.

What you missed this week in the paymail club

MP3s

Captioned photos

perspective photos from the archives

Ass Worship photos and mantra and recording..

Feedback on the paymail club from NF members

“The pay mail club is a great way to serve every day”

“The Pay Mail Club rocks”

“Thankyou for the wonderful paymail club mail”

“Word of advice… join the paymail club”

What are you waiting for?

Enjoy the goodies!
Mistress Lauren

Enter one of My top two money slaves, Dr X:  He showed up for a nice wallet rape, he can’t stay away, and last night he confided that he would be cashing in his IRA accounts so that he could continue his Lauren spending rampages.

Last night he spent $910 dollars on Niteflirt PTVs and on Amazon he bought about $1084 dollars worth of merchandise from My Amazon wishlist including a new microwave oven I needed (Mine caught on fire over the weekend!!!) and best of all a $500 BOSE Wave Music System for My listening pleasure. He rounded it out with $100 Home Depot card (I own a home afte rall, I always need stuff there), and My coffee pods that fit My coffee machine, a light machine for the upcoming winter, My preferred brand of shampoo and conditioner in giant bottles,  new nice sheets for the bed in the guest room, a new illuminated keyboard for My computer and new house phones since the ones I have don’t hold a charge worth a crap now.

And so many of you guys whine if I raise the price of an email up a lousy $1 or $2.  Get real!

So far, in his service, I estimate Dr X has spent about 60K on Me, including Niteflirt tributes and PTVs and various gifts. He’s served Me about five years.

Well done Dr X!

Today was a very good day.  A new slave began My best selling pay-to-view ever and spent over $1500 in a matter of a few short hours.  It started with just a $2 email.  Yep…this $2 email.

And in other news….I am leaving on vacation in 12 days!  I’m going to Colorado with side trips to Utah and Wyoming. I’m going to a rodeo, and I’m going rafting down the Colorado River in Utah.

My slaves have already financed most of  this vacation.  Mostly now I have to pay for meals.  You too can help with that!
I added a few restaurant gift cards to My Amazon wishlist.  But hurry so I get them in time!

Buy Me a meal on My vacation!

It’s the time of year that your income tax return arrives…

Others will use that money to pay off bills or to splurge on a vacation or a new gadget, or to spoil their wife or girlfriend.
And you have bills and other ways to spend your cash…..

and you might even have thought you were going to spend it that way.

But your cock tells you otherwise…

you’re going to give it to Me..

your mind is weak and your cock twitches at the thought of handing it over to Me

and the more you try to not think about it, the more the thought climbs into your mind.

My tax return belongs to Mistress Lauren.

Call now.

Write now

Spend now

your hard cock from spending, Me aroused from being showered with your cash. Better than sex

Yes that’s right, I will help you with a dose of reality.  This pay to view series offers you insight into your proclivity towards money slavery.

I do not judge you.  I will accept you and help you accept your true authentic self.

And of course I’ll rape the shit out of your finances while I do that, but don’t worry!! Just click and pay!

Who has been a good money slave this week?  Kudos go to my sissy slave lily for buying Me more jewelry, right after she bought Me a new computer a couple weeks ago.  (I post from that new computer)  She is headed toward bankruptcy in My name..what a good sissy girl she is.  And Dr X for clicking and paying for hundreds in PTVs, and buying Me a textbook I wanted for my stock market studies (It will earn Me money, how sexy is that??, Yum!)  and also a docking station/alarm clock for My iPhone.

And…the event of the year is coming up.   My birthday on November 9th, that’s only two weeks away!    My favorite gift?   Cash in the form of tributes….so easy and taxfree for Lauren.  However, having a picnic on My ptv page is always good, or you can also visit My wishlist, I’m adding a variety of items of different price points. No gift is too inexpensive or expensive to honor Me on My birthday!

Why yes, it has been a pretty good week. *smiles*

Dr X appeared and dropped four figures on Me, earlier in the week is was a smaller session by Wallet Cunt.

Wallet cunt’s “small sessions”  are still a good $300 dollars, but of course that is a tease for Me now after $5000 and $6000 sessions 🙂 But no worries, his bank account has a great big Lauren red X on it!

Also mentioned this week is  sissy lily who loves buying her Mistress gifts.  I got some diamond and gold earrings from her this week, last week was a gold and diamond and amethyst ring and some gold earring, and her most important gift to Me ever last night was a new desktop computer as the one I am using now is old and beginning to die, some of the upc ports have stopped working.  I should get it in about two weeks from Dell.  Yay!

I have had a certain Italian slave wishing to be mentioned on My blog. (I have a couple of Italian money slaves, it should be noted)  One of them uses some kind of an online translater to talk with Me, and the translations are really funny.   The other wants to know how to get on My blog, and I tell him that he’ll get a better mention when he’s doing things like spending four figures or buying me expensive gifts!

That said, wishlist gifts *are* appreciated even when small.  A couple of boys bought me books this week, and because they were books I particularly wanted I appreciated them.  One of them mentioned that he was buying Me something because of all the lurking he does on My blogs and hopes to be a real money slave someday.

That brings Me to the subject of Lurkers.

There are many of you lurkers out there. Those that read My blogs, dream about being financially raped by Me while stroking your dick.

You are getting a free ride, and I want you to feel very guilty about that.  Even if you can’t be a Dr. X, or a wallet cunt, or a sissy lily, you can still serve in small ways.  Buy a $5 picture  set and leave glowing feedback

Here is new one to buy

Other ways to serve?  Find something small (or larger!) on My wish list to buy.

Here are a couple of things I want right now!
$11 bubblebath

Rosemary Mint Honey Bubble Bath – 17 oz – Liquid
Or $22 for a case of My coffee that will fit my machine. (I go through this like you wouldn’t believe,

So there is no excuse for Lurking.  Make yourself useful!

Mistress Lauren

PS.  Many of you know that I have been keeping busy engaging in the study of stock market analysis. (You didn’t expect anything less of Me then to study financial markets right?)  There is a text book I need, and I will be getting it one way or another, but I thought I would get an adoring slave the chance to buy it for Me first…

The Textbook Lauren Needs
The slave/boy/fan/admirer who buys this  *will* get a special mention in my blog, I will edit it to credit him or her!

I’ve had so many guys go crazy on Me with BIG huge ass things, which is great, I know some guys that serve Me cannot buy Me a $500 purse or $800 ring.  But here is something you can do, something I really actually WANT.  For only $10.   The slave that buys it will get credited in My blog here 🙂  Now is your chance!

EDIT:   Thanks to pete for buying Me this case…..he noticed the blog post and went right out and got it…Good boy.

But no worries the rest of you, there is plenty of things on the wishlist, not just expensive stuff,  Feel free to indulge Me anytime!

I have a new iPhone and I need a cover for it.  I want this one.I really wanted a white iPhone, but the store was out of stock so I got a black one.   Quickly go buy it!  Be sure you let me know by Niteflirt message or pinging me on yahoo or Twitter that you bought it.

elago S4 Slim Fit Case for AT&T and Verizon iPhone 4 with Logo Protection Film (Snow White)

ADDITION   Well, since pete got Me the case, I’ll add another Hot Wish for Lauren….More than $10, but I really want it, also for My iphone…who wants to get Me this…I’ll credit you AND send you three free photos 🙂

Philips DC315/37 Speaker System for iPod/iPhone with LED Clock Radio (Black)

It has been a very busy summer for Me.   I had a fabulous vacation out west (I’m an East Coast girl), to Vegas, the Grand Canyon and Utah., all on the backs of My cash slaves!  This has had the effect of Me being less available, as even when I have returned I’m catching up on all kinds of personal stuff- but the GOOD NEWS is that I am here to Pillage and Rape your Financial Future yet again

Since I’ve returned I’ve had slaves lining up to buy Me gifts from My wishlist, and not cheap stuff.  I’ve gotten 2 designer purses, a pair of Prada sunglasses, Coach Perfume and an Emerald Bracelet.  I LOVE getting expensive presents. Oh, and another $2500 dollar ravishing of wallet cunt 🙂

And I love money. And I love setting traps to get your money.

And of course, I have laid a trap, its been out a week or so…..there will be another one in a couple of days, but for now.

Go buy this. It’s only $5.  And of course, I”ll send you more if you find it makes you feel….vulnerable.

I released a photo set last night, and I have been off the wall with wallet rapes every since!

This is the apparently dangerous photo set

The men buying it are weakening, just looking at the delicious point of view photos contained within.  I know what to say, how to look at you, how to seduce you into a paying frenzy.

And My life is better for it. I woke up this morning in My big house paid for by Wallet rape escapades.  The bed (and my whole bedroom set actually) was paid for by a guy I forced into bankruptcy.  The sheets were a gift from Dr. X. (100o thread count, Mmmmmm).  I turned on the TV that came from Jewelry slave…and went downstairs and brewed coffee.  The coffee maker came from My sissy slut, the coffee from My satin lover S with the weakness for silky things.

I turned on My Ipad (also from satin lover S) and contemplated My day over a steaming cup of coffee.

Tonight I’ll be going out.  I’m wearing a dress I got with a gift certificate from Wallet Willy, and jewelry that came from Jewlery slave, perhaps the pearl necklace.  Shoes from coffee boy…and Il’l get into the car I paid for Myself.  Wait…what’s wrong with this picture?    I need a new car! *laughs*

I might take some photos of My friends (thanks for the nice camera Dr X), or a video (Thanks satin lover S)

yes, 2011 is the year of a beautiful new car for Lauren.   What do you guys suggest?  (Of course, how expensive it is depends on how much you guys cough up!, I don’t want a car payment) Later I will go home and watch movies on the Blu Ray that jewelry slave got Me, before I go to sleep, I’ll read on My Kindle (thanks Dr X)

I do love My life!  Want to see your name on My list of stuff bought?  Go to My wishlist!