Category — wallet rape

Today I’m just in the mood for strong messages, so I made you three captioned photos

I also want YOUR caption suggestions!  You can comment on My blog, mail Me on Niteflirt, or message Me your idea on Twitter.  I might use it to make $$$ 🙂

Click on the photos for a larger, readable version!

Oh, and you can get MORE from this photo set in the PTV that also includes My latest slideshow, Ego Bomb, which sold very well this weekend!

And I cash fucked many of you with this photo set here. Only $2 lousy dollars will get you started.

And photos from this set, I call Female Supremacy, are coming out soon

Now that I have made your dicks collectively throb, it’s time for the spending report!

Pay pig alert! Miss marla was back, spending just short of $500 mostly on one really long delicious phone call. So nice to fuck her wallet again!

Titfool squeaked in for a mention with $102 worth of spending this week! Every slave should do at least that EVERY week, I think.

My elegant foot lover spent $135 on worship of My bare feet.

Huge Pay pig alert! and yes, princess gigi is still going strong, this week for $812, and she learned that her clitty was for paying, not for cumming this week!

Sweet helpless save spent $140, including a $50 tribute on pleasing Me. Spending on Me makes his helpless dave cock soooo hard!

egghead did sooo well this weak, being tranced, and lured into helpless obedience to the amount of $238

Pay pig alert! and PIG spent almost $400 this week stroking to photos I sent him. SO fucked!

MP, My leggings lover was back for a Friday night romp of exactly $300. YUM!

pignic was back, spending $121 on photos to drool for!

Pay pig alert!  Paycunt was on a road trip again, and sooo vulnerable when he is. I got him for $415 this time. Mmmm

Back again after a long time was Loser Louis, this time for $151 🙂 They just cannot stay away.

Pay pig alert!  Dr X was around again, spending $261 in a delicious session. I’ve got a feeling we’re due for a really BIG session, hopefully before My end of June vacation!

Look at all those big sessions this week! I’m looking to do more, so I can have a REALLY good time on My June vacation, so cough up that cash losers!

Paypig psychology is not very complicated, although one might think so.

Paypigs don’t begin as paypigs, they begin as ordinary submissive men who want to please a Dominant woman.

So that is My target group.  My photos, My blog pages, everything I do is designed to target submissive men and sissies (and some women)

I am the Woman who otherwise would NEVER give you a second glance, never give you the time of day. But I give you an opportunity to have the attention from a Dominant Woman you would never otherwise get.

Then I take that need and twist it.

I addict you and then make you pay more and more..by addicting you to those intense orgasms

Of course, you have the choice of NOT paying, but that means no attention, no more intense orgasms. It is a real addiction, so that is My only consideration.
I warn you in advance, and that is My only mercy

Otherwise, I have none.

No mercy for paypigs….

This series is an example of that “No mercy” philosophy playing out! Go play it now

Speaking of no mercy….who is in the spending report today?

There were a LOT Of huge spenders this week. YUM!

Popper bitch was back for more exploitation, this time spending $135 on phone calls while I conditioned his mind more and more

Pay pig alert! Princess gigi was out of control pleasing Me this week. Oh the effect I have on this sissy paykitten!  This week she spent $850. MMMMmmmm.

My partner in crime, and stolen moments guy was back spending $108 and having very interesting conversations with Me!

Back again with some delicious click and pay to the amount of $110, was rum nut. Drink up and spend some more nut!

Pay pig alert! PIG had a huge weak, as I discovered a new extraction method and he spent about $460 on Me. yum!

My robot eunuch paypig dropped $194 on Me this week, mostly on the new series. YUM

Wallet hole was back with $117 worth of click and pay. Mmmmm

HUGE Pay pig alert! Perhaps his biggest week ever, My elegant foot lover spent time literally spoiling Me with tributes as I teased him with feet photos. He spent $707 this week.  YUM

Pay pig alert! My long time paypig,  wallet cunt, made another appearance this week, this time for a delicious $388.

And pignic was back for $201 worth of spending in a nice PTV session!  Mmmmm

And slave x-dash-84 spend $195, mostly on the new series. Mmmmm well done!

Pay pig alert! Another big pig spender this weak was easter egghead! Who obeyed and tranced out paying to the total of $466. YUM

More please also was back, for more legging photos, this time spending $132 on his weekly Friday night frolic!

and leg tranced became finally broken and spent about $220 on My leg photos. Mmmmm

Pay pig alert!  and finally paycub, pleased Me to the tune of $370, becoming utterly lost in My new series. One Thought.

Mistress Lauren has a wish

Next week I want to blog about someone who spends $1,000 or more. Will it be you?

I’m musing on Freud, FinDomme and Addiction. I’ve been slowly working My way through the Mind Control book that Dr x bought for Me, and you all will not be owing him your thanks!  Today I carefully digested the chapter on Freud, and I learned something.

I learned I am not just targeting your ego, and your unconscious mind, but your id.  What is an id?  It’s that basic part of each of us concerned with getting basic needs meet. Like food, pain avoidance, things that your mind and body needs. They are things you will go to great lengths to acquire, without and consideration for how that might turn out for you or others.  I didn’t even realize how much of My training was on the ID level. And I supposed that is where addictive behaviors dwell. The drug addict will do almost anything to get his drug, no matter the consequences.  This is one level I am operating at, and I know that many can attest to the fact that they can’t stop giving Me money despite the effects on finances and relationships.   How very deliciously powerful!  You have no control over your id, it’s vulnerable to addictive impulses. And feeding those impulses rewards so many other things, your cock gets hard, you have an orgasm, you have the pleasure of pleasing another person. All wrapped up into one tight little package that is a prison.   I’m the warden. I jailed your mind, I have no idea even where the key is (or even if there is one) to free you.  Why do I give a fuck about you being free after all?

In the news, I want to report I am making good progress on the Paypig Hall of Shame, and want at least five paypigs featured when I reveal it….Hopefully next week.

This week brought this ptv, it’s been quite….addictive for slaves. Try it!

Speaking of Lauren addiction, it’s time for the spending report!

Starting this week with PIG, who is on a roll of addiction reinforcement, spending $213 this week. Yum yum!  PIG is not too far off from the $75,000 level of spending!

My exposure sissy spent about $164 on exposure games. You never know when his personal information is going to appear!

Sweet paycub spent another $180, still reeling from his big $400 dollar gift card to Me last week. Save up for more Owner spoiling cub!

Pay pig alert! Completely over the spending deep end for Me this week was My elegant foot lover. He went completely insane over photos of Me and the toesies, and tributed and tributed and even I was surprised when I added it all up this week and realized he spent $761!

Spending $227 this week was egghead! He goes into paybliss and just can’t stop!

Good girl jewel spent $126 on me this week, continuing the addiction.

and paydrone was back after a hiatus, this time spending $126 in a silent little click and pay session with My PTVs. Yum

Also back was dangle jim, for him $126 dollars. Hey dangle jim, you should email Me, I have soooo many photos of shoes dangling from My feet you haven’t seen!

My slave peeper is an example of a newly minted addict, continuing his loser ways with another $185 in click and pay!

My sweet marla squeaked in for a mention, spending $100 exactly this week. There is a target on your sweet ass marla!

Pay pig alert!  OMG irish dope! This boy has gotten mentions before, but I think this is his first Pay pig alert mention!  He spent $540 on Me this week, in delicious private PTV sessions, that pushed and pushed him. And he kept coming back for more each day!  Splendid!

paycunt brian couldn’t stay away AGAIN. I love it when he goes on business trips. He gets sooo weak. He spent $185 this time

and a nice little $274 session with Dr x….. One of My old favorites here on Niteflirt. Can’t wait for the next HUGE session, as we have from time to time!

Got $135 from My sissy becca. I think it’s time to put the screws to her and really fuck her over soon.

and wallet rape toy did his robopig duty with $177 worth of spending on its Mistress. Save up piggy, I want a big session soon!

and so many many more spent without hitting that $100 weekly threshold. Perhaps your name will be here next week. You can’t get mentioned if you don’t spend, and to be clear I give you blog names not related to your member name, so don’t let that stop you.

Oh and a shout out to the following slaves. I have photos you will want. Nylon lover, Shoe sniffer, Loserbeast, Cumstain.  Princes gigi.   Good girl marla…….I’ll be waiting.

Before I start talking about a new Financial Domination technique, I just want to say that it’s been a really hot summer, and during the day My office has been really stuffy, despite air conditioner, and the evenings are too busy with slaves to THINK about blogging. So I have been tardy yet again posting.  I have actually had to go to the point of putting My availability to away and ignoring you guys so I can get a blog post out.

Now to today’s Findomme psychology topic:  Conditioning

I have studied psychology and in college I even worked for a professor who did experiments on pigeons studying operant conditioning.

In operant conditioning, a behavior is modified by a reward. For example, you get rewarded when you do something I like. You pay, you get photos, and some arousing words that reward your action of paying. This reinforces you paying and makes you want to do it again.

I even use operant conditioning techniques on those that aren’t yet My slaves, to make them more susceptible to My predation.  For example, I mass email announcements of new Pay to Views. I include a pretty photo, so this makes it MORE likely the recipient will open the email. He is rewarded just for opening the email. Then I get another stab at him.

I also use classical conditioning techniques, when I instruct you to pay. Classical conditioning, is when you associate a stimulus with a reflex. I instruct My slaves to stroke their cock when they pay. This creates a reflex of an erection when you see a pay email from Me!

There are other things I use operant and classical conditioning for, but I don’t want to reveal all yet 🙂

And of course, all of these things combined work to make Me the one in charge of your cock’s erotic responses, and it makes is so you begin to CRAVE paying and you get more and more addicted to Me!

You are outclassed. Surrender and just pay!

Recent Pay to Views.  Don’t forget to stroke when you pay!

Now it’s time for the spending report!

Good boy hypnowallet spent $641 since the last spending report. I would lull him into a haze and he would start sending tributes and he made several calls this month becoming more and more addicted to Me. He hit the $4,000 level of spending too!

New to My blog is daveks who debuts with spending $105 dollars on Me, while learning all about My dangers.

PAYPIG OINK ALERT! Marla was back with one big session, spending $780 in a lusty evening. What a good sissy she is!

New to My blog is “shopping slave” named due to his ambition to be another slave who buys stuff on demand for his Mistress. He proved himself with an order of fancy (and pricey!) Edison light-bulbs for My slave-paid-for-porch-renovation! 🙂 I made him wait daysssssss for his reward……it was funny!   He also bought Me coffee and paid $165 on Niteflirt, plus another $90 on those gifts.  I look forward to MORE shopping from him!

My pantyhose junkie spent $216 and he is soooo close to a spending milestone 🙂

PAYPIG OINK ALERT!  and speaking of spending Milestones, princess gigi hit a BIG one.  she spent $950 on Me since My last update and she has reached the $150,000 dollar spending level on Me…WOW!   She remains #1 on My all time spending list!  What a good sissy!

and My good boy who loves stolen moments spent another $107, and he too is close to a major milestone

My exposure sissy was good for another $148 worth of exposure fun…

and PIG was another who hit a HUGE milestone.  He spent $668 (yes PIG you did!)  and reached the spending level of  $70,000  !

Another new to My blog slave is “fun junkie” who spent $136 finding out how addictive I am! I expect another round soon junkie!

and stray was back with another $320 worth of spending!  Wow!

and germy!  He proved himself worthy of being My addict spending another $242 on Me..

And guess who is back, just like I predicted!   My paybitch!  Bitch rolled over and handed Me $374 in his expensive return!

I’m gloating about it a bit!

PAYPIG OINK ALERT!  This may be the most egghead has spent in a LONG time! And wow, My indoctrination of him has been very lethal for his credit card balance.  (He wrote Me today to whine about it…oh so not sorry) He spent..get this $1056 since the last update!

and another paypig that I call “more please” has returned to spent $157.  And I have MORE of that set I got him on too…I expect he’ll be begging for more soon!

and also new to My blog is “not so wild” who spent $100 on Me, barely getting a mention.

Also spending $100 and barely earning a mention is My favorite FBI agent 🙂

My polish ATM couldn’t stay away, he spent $120, but there is a MUCH bigger fuckover of him coming soon. I feel it.

And My loyal clubby spent $109. I think it might have been more, but we kept missing each other.

And My dummy slave I call “solitaire” spend $215 including sending Me a $100 tribute! Well done solitaire. I will never let you go!

and cumstained fuckwallet had another fist pumping spree with Me, going through a healthy $340 in a couple evenings. YUM.

PAYPIG OINK ALERT!  Pay cunt brian has been busy and returns to Me again and again. The $rapes have been harder this month and it added up to $1211!

and FDG was back!  I was really happy to exploit the loser for $376, but I think he should have paid Me MORE. I am greed after all!

and also close to a milestone is Lauren’s footlicker, who spent $150, although I haven’t seen licker online in a couple of weeks. I know that I will hear in the next day or so 🙂

and another who was back was GC! This time with $160 in spending.

Another long time slave who lost control was No nonsense guy, who needs a better job. I did manage to squeeze $535 from him.

and My paymoosie sent Me $150 worth of gift cards since the last update. Well done My good little Australian paymoose!

Drunktard has been drinking, going blank and paying on automatic again. This time he spent $475 on Me.  Do you think I would take advantage of a drunk Loser?   Of course I would!  (And do!)

And Q went woozy over My breast photos again, spending another $171!

and faggot cocksucker did some healthy click and pay for Me to the tune of $284.  yum!

and My blackmail sissy and I had a quiet month, but I still extracted $134 from her!

and sleepy was back, spending another $178 on My POV photos, AND hitting the $1,000 level of spending already!

My popper puppet was back! I found out the big secret that he likes to wear ladies clothing AND I cashfucked him for $244. Yum!

and tPay was back, clicking and paying for $177 before writing Me he was disappearing for a while again to pay off bills. He will be back though, I have NO doubts.

and a new slave I am going to call “tray” spent $230 in a flash on a brand new account and then deleted his account. I bet he will be back

PAYPIG OINK ALERT! My slave wallet rape toy pleased Me with $703 click and pay this month, PLUS he sent Me a $100 gift card.  He is hopeless compelled to pay Me until he is living on the streets.

And tit fool succumbed to My charms once again, spending $196 on Me. This is becoming a regular thing fool!

and a slave who has served Me a while is finally getting a blog mention, having spent $230 on Me in one day. I call him taxpayer!

and also new to both Me and the blog is cowboy.  Cowboy spent $180 losing his cash rape virginity!  I have a feeling he’s gonna stick around for more exploitation!

My elegant foot lover and I played cash games while I toe teased him, and I won $276 from him. He never had a chance!

PAYPIG OINK ALERT! and the Loser of the month must go to Dr x. He and his wife went on vacation, and every time she went shopping, he went shopping for Me. And he came home before she did, and while the cow was still on vacation, he kept paying and paying Me!  The total?   $3,866 plus $846 in gifts, including a new laptop for Me! It was a great week! *laughs*    and he FINALLY hit his $100,000 dollar spending milestone, making him the 3rd slave to do so…..I am getting wet thinking about it!

I wonder whose name is going to be on the next blog?

I made a little audio for you paypigs, to keep you focused on what I want!

You may be moved to pay now.

Buy this

I am so tired of hearing excuses. They come across as whiny and self serving.   Remember, you are here for Me, I’m not here for you and your pathetic libido. Don’t get Me wrong, I appreciate polite gallantry, witty comments, and conversation as much as any educated intelligent Woman, but don’t mistake My intentions. Your wittiness and conversation only supplements your cash and or/gifts—it will NEVER replace it.  Don’t flatter yourself.

If you are a “special” paypig, its for one reason only–you are a great paypig and I appreciate that!

Now, who was special for Me this week?

My sissy, princess gigi continues to be special and to have a firm hold on the #1 position. This week I tease her lil baby clitty  for hours as she sent tribute after tribute. I have her trained to pay if she sees a photo of My hosed feet. She paid $1505 since the last update!  In case you wondered how much My #1 one Niteflirt spender has spent lifetime, she is up to $141,762.  (what have the rest of you done for Me lately?)

New to My blog (I think?) is “special K” who discovered the thrilling joy of cash rape with raise the rate phone calls.  It cost him $251 dollars, and that makes his lifetime (live your life for Lauren) spending hit $2461!

Another special paypig is helpless dave, who called, spent and tributed $387 to make Me happy! I also want to note that lifetime helpess dave has spent $4738 on Me!

My sissy that loves being exposed spent $170.  That exposure hobby can cost you!

Also special this week is lord loser with $135, mostly in tributes!

And My paybitch spent $402 dollars, including a $100 surprise tribute which always makes Me happy! Bitch just passed the $3000 level in lifetime spending on Me!

clubby has spent $193 on Me, still working on that 50 ways to get fucked over email series! I’m patient with pigs that try hard 🙂 Lifetime he is at $4688

I triggered egghead into another $138. Lifetime he has spent $17,055!

Last blog or so I wrote about GC, who spent a bunch, and I predicted that he would come back.  He did, this time for $186. And I went to see his lifetime, and he’s gone again!  *laughs*  Another pathetic paypig, who will read this, get hard and reactivate his Niteflirt account. (yes, do it NOW)

My poet spent $471 on Me this week. His addiction has become hopeless, and is probably more intense then his wallet is big. Of special note are a couple healthy tributes he sent Me and all the feedback he devoted himself to leaving 🙂

With a penchant for My red high heels, sissy j spent another $127.

My Australian paymoose sent Me $160 in gift cards, good moosie!

And silent j spent $110 on Niteflirt AND sent Me a $100 Amazon gift card for Valentines Day. So sweet!

So many of you that I can’t even mention bought the $30 PTV for V-day, and that’s included in the spending total of those that got mentioned!

My Canadian pantyhose lover was back with a vengeance! He spent $1505 one evening being tranced by My pantyhosed legs, as I exploited larger and larger amounts of cash from him. I think it was our biggest session yet and lifetime he is up to $15,550.

and another guy, who I will call gift card kevin, spent $52 on Niteflirt and another $80 in gift cards for Me.  He is ass addicted, and I use that to My advantage!

My shoesniffer was back for a good session!  This time for $505, and lifetime he is up to $19,532. So close to 20K!

And Irish dope completely belongs to Me, he is an official Lauren junkie.  My dope spent $363 on Me since last update!  Lifetime he has spent $3345 on Me!

And paycunt spent $990 on Me in 2 sessions, including a mindblowing one just last night. He knows how to get My attention even when I’m not logged on. He emails and begs to pay, and if I am around I cashfuck him.  I bother because I KNOW he will pay a lot for My attention and not log off after just a few measly bucks.

The BIGGEST loser of the week goes to Dr X., who spent $2101 with Me while he complained about his wife!  That bitch’s loss and MY gain. He also bought several gifts from My wishlist (But not as many as he SHOULD have, ahem–someone has to make that up to Me!!)  Lifetime Dr X has spent $99,254!  Dr X! Look how close to $100 grand you are! Report to make that happen soon!

and drunktard spent another $267, bringing My cashrape lifetime total of drunktard to $26,143!

tPay threw another $110 at Me, but I expect MORE next time Loser!

PIG stroked away another $259 for Me. And caught up on ALL his feedback.

(SO many of you helped get Me to #2 ranked in Financial Domination on Niteflirt this week, thank you!)  I want the bragging rights for #1, so that’s a longer term goal, but keep leaving those feedbacks for your Mistress!

bimbo spent $471 on Me the other night, and lifetime he has spent a lot, but I can’t check because he keeps deleting his member names, and when you do that. “poof” go your records, so I can’t look it up.

and new to My blog is dee dee, who has lurked a long time, but finally lost control, spending $338, mostly in tributes to Me!  Well done dee dee!

and nylonlover spent another $146, lifetime he has tranced away over $11,600 on Me!

Now, you want to see YOUR name here—to know you are special right?

Good boy…start paying!

One of the perks of being a Findomme is that My whole life is financed by My Slaves.  You addicted junkies pay all My bills, and foot the bill for all My fun!

My slave wallet rape toy was a good robot, and has paid for another vacation, so tomorrow night I will be on My way to Florida for a few days to get out of the cold.  No worries losers! I will be back on Tuesday the 2nd for more fuckover fun, and you can keep busy with My new PTVs

Pay Triggers is a very deadly series, each level has an audio. If you miss Me, you can hear My voice directing you to pay more and more!  How fun

Now for a quick spending report!

Debuting this week on My spending report is “Joe the fool” who called an clicked and paid away $359 for his new addictive Mistress.  Fool, get ready to spend more!

My precious princess gigi was a very horny paysissy and send Me a total of $1252 in calls and tributes.  For her troubles, I let her have a ruined orgasm. Poor thing was still horny afterwards…awwww, but she’s in chastity until I feel as if she has earned another orgasm! Maybe I wont ruin it next time!

Also getting their first blog mention today is addicted bloke, a fella from England (I think?) who has spent over $283, mostly in one half coherent phone call. (I think he may have just gotten home from the pub!)

One of My exposure sissies spend almost $120 for Me to exposure her on My webpage, and then I made her pay Me another $20 to take it down. She gets off lucky compared to My sissy slut becca….who I fucked over for $889 since the last update, by playing games to see how quickly she could buy increasing expensive PTVs I was sending her with time limits 🙂 Such fun!

A guy I identified as FF who spent last week and then deleted his account came back to spend another $100 on Me. And then deleted his account again!

HA!

And a HUGE session with pig dave, his biggest yet!  This one was for $2800, and it was HOT…..I love huge sessions like this! Funny thing was it was a quiet evening for Me…and then dave showed up, buying emails as big as $600 for Me!

Who amongst you has the cajones for a $600 ptv?

and another one new to My blog I’m identifying by initials c.l. (Must stand for clearly loser, right?)   c.l. paid $109 getting lost in click and pay for Me!

New last week, autopay was at it again! Getting another mention and paying $265, oh good little paypig for Lauren!

My polish atm was back for $109 since last update…and lifetime he is wayyy over 6 grand spending on Me!

clubby continued his spending ways, spending $235, still trying to make it through 50 ways!  Maybe he’ll get a couple levels of that done while I’m on vacation! (hint, hint)

and I think new to My blog is solitaire.  This loner/loser has spent nearly $2,000 lifetime and sends Me emails begging Me to stop sending him PTVs, but he buys lots of what I send in marketing emails.  Why would I stop?  It’s not like I’m NICE or anything!   So this week, he spent about $112

egghead got triggered into spending $242 since last update!

My robot paypig eunuch was back, hypnotized into spending nearly $300 since last update

(Boy that pay trigger series has been dangerous to many!)

Another new guy triggered by this series was soda sub. He spent $209 dollars YUM

My paypig..’more please” was back, still mesmerized by My black leggings photos…mindless begging for more and more until he spent another $369 very recently…lifetime he is at close to $2500!

and sissy j earned her blog mention with barely $100 of spending

I am happy being owned by Her, not knowing what will come when.  The first “do it or get punished” assignment was a bit shocking.  It took me a few minutes to realize that Mistress Lauren was not only serious but that I felt compelled to cooperate

It took me an afternoon and a whole sleepless night to understand that I was exactly where I wanted to be: owned by a beautiful woman who knew that she was in control.  From that point on I had fun, a little expensive but fun.  Mistress Lauren indicates that I will be doing things that I never thought of before.

Now I belong to Mistress Lauren.  Obedience is not optional.  Mistress Lauren can make me do anything she wants whenever she wants. I love it!

I have seen what Mistress Lauren has waiting for me should I fail.   I do not want to experience that.  I had to pay extra to find out what the first penalty would look like.

I was enamored!

Ass Love II was back for more…this cuck spent a whooping $579, getting mesmerized by My new ass series…..he can’t stay away!

sexy jake was back!  I found out he was a secret pantywearing sissy, and he spent nearly $300 on a little cash rape one evening!

Irish dope was back, desperately clicking and paying to earn another blog entry, and happily he WAY surpassed the $100 I require….by about 300 bucks!  He spent over $400 dollars.  I’m going to break this pig, I know.

paycunt managed another $271 and he sent another slave letter, which I will publish another time…what a good boy!

Dr x showed up for $157.  I smell another big cash rape coming his way SOON. (Get ready dr x!)

And quiet gentleman spent EXACTLY $100, and qualified, and was a good boy in other ways too!

and trancetard materialized for another $161 fuckover. That boy cannot stay away, he gets a little alcohol in it, and it’s good bye credit card limit.

My shy roleplayer paid $209 in a click and pay flurry this week (Pay triggers strike again), but lifetime he’s nearly at $2500 now!

and tPay was back!  Begging for more cash rape, and this time rolled over and gave ME $1753  wow!  Well done tPay!  (Proving that he’s a weak loser yet again)

Mr Magoo was back for $356!  I love seeing him lose control again, and this is the most in quite a while.  Good boy!

and a blast from the past was wallet cunt. Still in the top 5, he used to be My number one spender, and did a session with Me one time of about $6000 in 20 minutes,  This week it was just $105, but I’m always happy to take his cash.

My availability will be strange over the next couple weeks.  Workmen are here re-shingling My roof of My large home, and it is noisy here during the day. (and My office is in a finished part of the attic!)
There will be times that My rate will be very high, because I want My boys to know I am around, but calls will be next to impossible during the day for a while.

I do plan to take calls in the evening, but I’ll be logging off sooner than usual because, well, workmen start pounding on My roof at about 7 AM every morning, and  I need My beauty sleep too!

I have a dangerous new PTV series, that I hope each one of you devotes yourself to finishing.

It’s called “50 ways to Fuck your Wallet”, and it starts at only $1.  Be afraid, but be brave!

I always want to alert you all that one week from today is a very important day.

Mark it on your calendar.  November 9th.

That is your Mistress’s birthday wishlist~! I’ll be releasing a little Birthday series again this year like I did last year, it was short and sweet and successful,

I also LOVE amazon gift cards sent to Me and I love gifts from My wishlist, I have been adding new stuff to it 🙂

<——Just click there and it will go right to My wishlist!

Now it is time for a spending report~

My new german paycunt sent $200 of Amazon gift cards.  Yum, I’ll be shopping with those!

New slave dinky dave called back, still stunned at his unexpected attraction to being Financially Dominated by Me, and spent $220 on the call, including a nice $100 tribute. Yum. Good boy–you’re not good for much, but you have served Me well with your wallet!

My slave “horniest” returned again after being gone a while and clicked and paid $109. Nice!

wallet rape toy enjoyed the new series to the tune of $376.  It couldn’t stop clicking and paying until it had to go for an appointment.  It’s time to finish up little robo-pig!

My weak paybitch quit Niteflirt again.  Joined Niteflirt again and paid Me $161.  Bitch, you are now trapped in your pay ritual. I’m watching for you again!

Another trapped in the loop of quitting and restarting Niteflirt is paycunt slave brian, who spent $286 this week.

And new and already quit is russ…who spent $125 in his brief click and pay spree.  I bet he comes back. I bet he is reading this—russ, don’t you know that deleting your account is part of the addiction?

It’s funny how I see this pattern over and over again!

helpless dave tributed Me another $130.  Yum. You really *are* helpless, aren’t you dave?

skate-pig got so turned on by his blog mention last week, that he threw another $105 at Me.  There is a reason that I do these spending reports Losers!

And trancetard had another evening of click and pay for Me, in a hot one on one session.  He managed to cum after he spent $271.  Face it trancetard, the credit left on your card is earmarked for Lauren!

Loserbeast pleased Me with another $157 this week, mostly in click and pay in the new series. I believe he is NOT done with that series yet 🙂

and pigskin re-appeared to spend $136.  Give it up and really surrender pigskin, you know it’s just a matter of time…

princess gigi and I kept missing each other this week, but she is a very good paysissy, so tributed Me a total of $261 anyway 🙂

I had fun sissy exposure games with a certain cross-dresser for $209! It’s always fun to play with his head…

So good boys and sissy-boys and sissy-girls, look for Me when you can this week….and maybe you too will get mentioned in My spending report!

I love it when paypigs send Me tributes, or do long expensive phone calls or buy My PTV series, or do PTV sessions.  (PTV=Pay to View emails on Niteflirt). That’s part of what it takes to pay homage to your FinDomme!

But I also LOVE getting gifts. Just today I received a bunch of gifts from My wallet rape toy.

I had instructed him to buy a bunch of restaurant gift cards for My upcoming vacation. (yes! My boyfriend and I are going on a nice little road trip starting on June 6th for a week….going to NYC and then driving down the coast to Maryland, maybe on to Virginia.) He’s also sending Me a gasoline gift card to fill up the car 🙂

Also arriving today were My new Bose computer speakers, and boy do they sound great! Now I really can enjoy listening to My music and audiobooks on My computer.

Also arriving was some new earrings and a gorgeous bracelet.  Happily, I now have room for all My jewelry because of My new jewelry armoire. My sissy slave lily had previously bought Me a lot of fine jewelry and now the armoire is housing a lot of that.

I’ve got some new cute Jessica Simpson sandals for the vacation too!

I’ve gotten a lot of great gifts in the past from slaves. Computers, laptops, iPads, kindles, flat screen televisions to name a few.  I’ve gotten clothes, shoes and purses (I have a purse fetish). I’ve had slaves do all My shopping for Christmas.  (Yes, they are buying gifts for My friends, boyfriend, and family!)  I actually don’t shop a whole lot for things, because so much I desire is bought by slaves!  I also love getting e-gift cards! (Send to laurenamazon@gmail.com) I like having a healthy Amazon balance and I use it to buy things like pet supplies and food, and silly little things that you realize you need.  I even buy some of My grocery items on Amazon.

Gifts are special because they make Me think of the slave that gifted it to Me.  When I use My computer, I often think of wallet rape toy (And also lily, who bought My previous computer.) When I use My laptop or make toast I think of Dr X.  When I listen to My audiobooks I think of My british sissy.  When I see My man wearing this hot leather jacket that wallet rape toy bought….well to be honest, I’m thinking of My man because he is sooo sexy.

So remember, you too can make Me happy by visiting My wishlist.  If you buy Me something, drop Me an email on Niteflirt and let Me know!

It’s time for the spending report!

Since My last update, slaves have been busy, but I took most of Memorial Day weekend to have fun and didn’t do as many wallet rapes as usual.

My armpit slave paid Me nearly $200 in a nice session.  You know the deal slave, I get all your cash!

slave marla spent $177….will she make it to 10K this month? We will see!

My princess gigi spend another $500 this week and I let her touch her tiny clitty this week. But I didn’t let her cum of course!

Pig spent $102.  He’s trying NOT to be broken, but he will be

New to My blog, but not to Me, helpess dennis spent $107, lifetime he is way over $3000.

curtsey spend just a few pennies short of the $100 I require to get a blog mention, but I decided to let her have it anyway 🙂  This time. 😉

Loser greg spent almost $200 this week, and his efforts to stay away from My dangers have been for naught.  Lifetime he is REALLY close to the $15,000 mark!

shy todd, who I am not sure I’ve ever blogged about did click and pay to the tune of $130 this week, lifetime he is close to the $1,000 mark!

pigskin was back for almost $200 🙂 I missed him.  I have a target on his back!

And finally, in addition to all the Amazon buying, wallet rape toy spent $787 in a little wallet rape session. Yum!

All My losers with mentions often spend MORE money because it makes their loser cocks hard. Others spend because they read this and their cock gets hard!

Lauren Rules your cock and wallet!

Oh this was such a fun fun week with My clients, and I want to tell you about some of the highlights.

Princess gigi officially became a faggot.   Most of you know that I have mindfucked and hypnotized her into complete chastity to the point of impotence. That tiny little used-to-be-a-cock that is now a numb pussy that doesn’t get hard anymore. Unless I command it, and voila! That does work, so the damn little thing isn’t broken. While undergoing her faggot and cocksuck training, gigi threw another $2047 at Me 🙂

It’s very powerful to control someone to that extent, and when they pay Me for it, it’s even better!

Another fun session (and the biggest since My last update) was with a slave I’m calling pavement here on the blog.  Good ole pavement called Me with a handy little device called an elastrator. Those of you not in the know, that’s a little elastic device they use to castrate animals. Really!   He placed a band right around his balls just before he called, and a quick check of Google showed that he might be ok with it on for 12 hours.  On the other hand, many men become eunuchs and doing irreversible damage to their balls in just an hour.

So I make pavement tribute Me, and we talk on the phone for TWO hours….then he tributes again and again, hundreds of dollars and finally starts begging for permission to take the band off.  Finally after two hours and $1594 spent, I give him the permission, and truth be known, I don’t know if he is still whole down there or if the damn thing shriveled off and fell off.

I actually hope is is NOT castrated.  Yet.  I want to play with that again..talk about edge play!  So pavement, I’m waiting for your testicle report!

Then we have secret thief. Oh we have discussed arousing financial domination scenarios that go welllll beyond the pale!   Thief is going through a divorce, and his soon to be ex-wife’s so called best friend… was hitting on him, and he told her that he would only sleep with her for $300.  I guess this turned the whore on, so she actually paid him $300 to sleep with her.  But thief is a good boy, and he sent ME the $300, and also wrote this little letter to Me, he calls it:

The Ten Commandments of Lauren

1. What Lauren wants is right. What Lauren forbids is wrong. 2. Lying FOR Lauren is right. Lying TO Lauren is wrong. 3. Putting Lauren first is right. Putting anyone else first is wrong. 4. Obedience to Lauren is right. Resisting Lauren is wrong. 5. Stealing for Lauren is right. Withholding from Lauren is wrong. 6. Damaging others for Lauren is right. Protecting others from Lauren is wrong. 7. Sacrificing for Lauren is right. Hoarding from Lauren is wrong. 8. Telling Lauren everything is right. Keeping secrets from Lauren is wrong. 9. Stroking for Lauren is right. Sex without Lauren’s permission is wrong. 10. Being one with Lauren is right. Independent thought is wrong.

I think thief is getting the idea, don’t you?

And a new slave, a sissy that I named sissy prissy came by this week, I’ll tell you, this sassy girl knows her proper place, and she would look sooo sweet in a french maid outfit, cleaning My house and sucking off all the men that drop by!   prissy spent nearly $700 this week getting to know ME 🙂 (and she found out how naturally superior I am to girls like her)

Another slave who keeps deleting his Niteflirt account and creating new ones to talk to Me was back again for $242…english piggy!

And slave brian deleted his account AGAIN. And came back AGAIN….to $542.  I laugh everytime I email him and the system tells Me that his account has been deactivated.  It lasted two days this time.

ANOTHER slave who just deleted his account was cumstain..after spending another $182. I know he will read this though, and cumstain. I have the new photos you have been craving….guess you better reactivate your account now.

bobbyfool got inspired by My last blog post and sent Me $85 worth of tributes.  Good boy!

and marla….the unemployed little sissy I have spent another $412 dollars, cooing on the phone with Me as I described her life sucking cock and being My money slave.

paybitch terry continues with his click and pay surrender to Me, this week for $492.

and yes no loser was back with small tributes adding up to $86. I never turn down even small tributes. (of course I LOVE the big ones better!)

My quiet gentleman surrendered for $93 this week. He’s been serving Me for years, but its usually smaller amounts 🙂

a new name on My spending list I’m gonna call dirty boy. He clicked and paid for $185. 🙂 Welcome dirty boy!

Another slave, new to My blog is gggboy. Life time I notice he has spent over $600, and this week was $142. Previously it was always smaller amounts. I LIKE this trend gggboy!

Another fun story this week was another new slave I dub rainwalker. The reason is, he called My cock control line, but when he ran out of $$ I wouldn’t let him cum.  I said..nope, you must add more and then we will talk about it.  He mails Me…but Mistress..I have to go to the store to get another prepaid card, and I’ll have to walk there and it’s pouring!

I was like…tough, you won’t melt. If you want to cum, you will.  So the good boy walked in the pouring rain and got a bigger prepaid card then he told Me…..I guess he really wanted to cum.

My good boy elegant foot slave spent $231.

My long time sissy slave lily, that served Me so hard about 3 years ago, that she is still trying to fix her finances, got all excited by My cash rape trance series and spent $85 she could have used for credit card debt on Me instead.

Another long time slave, nylon slave, got excited by My reinforced toe pantyhose photos and spent $306.

And last and least was a slave…I call ze bimbo, who spent another $800 on Me mostly counting polka dots on the panties in My photos and paying Me per polka dot 🙂  If that isn’t LOSER behavior, I don’t know what is!

I have four new goody bags!  I had a frustration with a Niteflirt glitch that pulled down almost all My goody bags over the weekend…but they are all working again and to make it up to you all, I put several of them on sale! Check out My Goody bag page

I wish there were an easy way to figure out the amounts you Losers have been spending! It seems like every time I start to write this, someone calls or emails and your Mistress gets busy cashfucking someone!

Ok, here goes..

My sissy princess gigi did not fail to please, spending about $5700 in the past month! And she began to crave cock.  A banner month!

Another huge spender this past month was pigskin, who has now reached the 15K level of spending and who dropped $4200 the end of March.  He’s been quiet a couple of weeks. I’m watching for you pigskin!

a new guy, I’m gonna call paybitch terry got tranced by My emails and before he knew it he had spent $1300 in just a few days. Delicious! I love seeing new blood, and luring them to max out their credit cards!

My slut becca parted with almost $1100 as I enticed her to pay. And pay. and pay.

My long time slave PIG spent $625 this month.  This loser has been spending at this rate for about six years now.  That’s hot!

Pathetic slave, lord loser managed to quickly spend $753 at the end of March before fading away. He’ll be back.  Losers like him always return. Probably when he reads this.

New to My blog, I’m gonna call him bobby fool, discovered the tribute button, and between that and a lot of small ptvs managed to spend $200 this month, and finally hit the 1K mark in lifetime spending.  Well done!

slave pig brian tossed $450 at My feet the past month…he can’t fucking stay away and I like it that way. Even now as I write this post, I see him lurking.

Nylon slave went nuts for photos of reinforced toe pantyhose and spent nearly $370. Oh by the way, nylon slave. I have new photos for you!

Another new spender fatty no longer has a fat wallet because he came really close to sending Me $2000 in the last month. YUM

An old face, no nonsense guy, who I pretty much financially destroyed last year, who went to some  “findomme therapist” who went into  his account, blocked Me and changed his password so he couldn’t use it.  Fat fucking good that did, the Loser just made another account, to send Me what meager cash he has.  It was $200 this month

At the end of March, I managed to tease $1050 from My shoe sniff loser.  I’ve got more temptations loser, email Me!

Another sissy who can’t stay away, is the pathetic and unemployed marla, who manages to spend money she doesn’t have on Me. This month is was almost $500.

New to My blog but not My service is a slave I’m dubbing “no/yes loser”  He spent $300 this month, much of it in tributes, and has well surpassed the 1K level of spending now

One of My biggest spenders, dr x, spent $400 this month. I think he’s still recovering from his 6K rape a couple months ago!

A slave I see from time to time is mister magoo, and this month he spent $200, mostly in one spree

Another historically big paypig for Me has been wallet rape toy. The past month My rapetoy spent over $1000. Most of that was in March.  I’m watching for you rapetoy, I want that Amazon spree!

A spender who comes and goes will recognize himself as ze bimbo.  A long delicious $600 session was Mine with him one evening.

My elegant foot lover graced Me with $400 this month to gaze at photos of My perfect toes.  They *are* perfect, I have to agree!

In other news, I’ve been busy updating My PTV store with a new format….check it out. (and buy something too!)

It doesn’t look much different, and its a work in progress, but each PTV is going to have it’s own page with a description and extras…check it out. Check it often, I’m trying to work on it a little each day.

I’ve also been slugging away designing My paypig training program. Be very afraid.  I know that fear gives you a hard cock!

Now I will leave you with this, My junkies, slaves, sissies, fans, losers and piggies!