My birthday is tomorrow~

This is the week all you slaves, pigs, sissies, losers and junkies spoil Me!

November 9th is a day of Holiness on your calendar! (It’s Thursday this year!)

I’ve been putting gifts on My wishlist at a feverish pace, and so many of you have been responding!

I also love amazon gift cards sent to laurenamazon@gmail.com

On My birthday, I”ll be sending out some Pay to views too, so look for them!

and of course, I will send you a pay to view ANYTIME!

Spoil This Birthday Goddess!

I want to post My schedule for the next week, and check to see if I have updated it.

Mistress Lauren’s schedule for the next week, all times in EST

Wednesday the 8th   7 pm to 11 pm

Thursday the 9th (My birthday!)  7 pm to midnight

Friday the 10th 2 pm to midnight

Saturday the 11th You are out of fucking luck today

Sunday the 12th  Uncertain. Probably sometime during the day, but I might be having a belated birthday celebration with friends in the evening. You are welcome to look

Monday the 13th 7 pm to midnight

Tuesday the 14th 3 pm to midnight

I will be updating My blog with more dates, and eventually, I plan on deciding on a long-term schedule that gives Me the content creation time I need!

 

Now it’s time for the spending report

Let’s head it off with nylonslave spending $122. (Attention, I have new photos for you)

New to My blog is “cashfuck beggar”, a guy that has lurked around My blog for ages and has been part of pay mail club, occasionally buying something.  The other night, chatting let to the damms bursting open. He called Me for the finale at $10 a minute!  He spent $210 on our delicious session!

Leg addict is indeed addicted to chat, and tributing so I can send him dangerous photos in chat….his spending this past two weeks was $580.  Mmm.  In many ways, he reminds Me of My long time slave PIG

and footboy keeps calling, recently we did $100 worth of calls 🙂

HUGE Paypig Alert!  My special femsissy slave gigi, and her tiny clitty named felicity spent about $1185 on Me since the last spending report.  This is why she remains My number #1 loser!

My exposure sissy and I had so much fun the past couple of weeks, and it cost her $250! Yum!

My longtime slave PIG went a little wonkers recently, spending $371 on our special “BOOM” games!

 

HUGE New Paypig Alert!   Another huge NEW slave for Me, that I have been enjoying a lot is a guy I’m gonna call “guitar Loser”  He claims to be mostly an alpha male, but something about ME makes him a weak paypig loser. So I’m gonna take this Loser for everything, and he’s off to a fucking amazing start, with $2750 in Niteflirt spending and another $405 on My wishlist and an amazon gift card.  This..makes Me very happy!

My butler was back after a long business trip, spending $170 on Niteflirt and over $300 on Amazon gifts.  I can’t wait until more Lauren spoilage continues!

Helpless dave spent $117 since the last update. I think it would have been more, but we had trouble connecting. It seems he enjoys Niteflirt while I am sleeping!

My elegant foot lover and I had several amazing chat conversations and he spent about $173 on Me. Oh, and lover? I have new foot photos!

The old fool, titfool spent $179 on amazing photos of My amazing breasts…..I know how to make him pay!

paycub was about, paying $85 on Niteflirt and $100 worth of gift cards on Amazon

Paypig Alert and New Slave!  Welcome to My blog, the junkie I”m gonna call “drinking buddy”  We had a lot of fun with PTV sessions the past couple of weeks.   He spent $353 getting to know how dangerous I am!

And addicted pete was back for more teasing, this time for $130.  Never can get enough Goddess Lauren!

and trainee was back, spending $245 on pay to views, and reaching the $2,000 level of spending. Wow!

egghead had $110 of spending. I have the feeling he’s do for a MAJOR session.

HUGE Paypig alert!  In just a few very short minutes, perhaps only 5 or 10 minutes, sleepy went on a rampage on My pay to views, getitng all the way up to the $100 in a series he liked.  He was clicking and paying without even looking at the photos!  In mere moments, he had sent Me $410.  This is behavior to emulate piggies!

sissy j had $100 a spending, managing a blog entry!

and I enjoyed the $120 that Lauren’s junkie paid this week! Keep doing that junkie!  Plus many beautiful captioned photos of Me on his twitter 🙂

My shoe sniffer pleased Me with $195. Still so many dangling shoe photos for you sniffer.  You can pay Me and maybe I’ll let you fantasize about living in My closet.

Paypig alert! and before I killed his credit card, I squeezed $315 from paycunt. Pay off enough for a really HUGE session on your upcoming trip cunt!

and button was back with lots of click and pay for a total of $130.  All you smaller spenders add up!

and wallet rape toy managed a mention this week for spending $118.  I miss the multi-thousand dollar spending sprees, but sometimes I break My toys.  This guy was one.  I hope that soon he can manage the big sprees he once did, but it was worth it anyway, because they were fun!