Category — humiliation
What does being poor for Lauren look like?
This is how you know if you really *have* become poor for Lauren, and yes, most of these things have been the reality for My clients.
I invite you to add in the comments what else you think of when you are “Being poor for Lauren”
Being poor for Lauren means:
That you have unpurchased Pay mails from Me in your email that you are saving up to buy.
That upon seeing a new PTV come from Me that you covet, you decide which bill to NOT pay so you can buy it
That you can’t afford a vacation for yourself, because you helped pay for Mine.
That you don’t have a girlfriend because you don’t have enough disposable income for dates
Having to borrow money to pay your rent because you spent it on Me. Then turning around and spending the borrowed money
on Me too.
Having your home foreclosed on and sleeping on your in-laws couch because you spent the money to get current on your mortgage on Me.
Being poor for Lauren means:
Liquidating part of your retirement accounts to pay off your credit cards you maxed out on Me.
Maxing the paid off cards out on Me again.
That you get an erection when you look at your credit card bill.
That you work overtime so that you can have a session with Me, because you can only orgasm from spending on Me
That you pretend you are working through lunch at work, because you dont have the money to go out with the guys.
That you sell a family heirloom so that you can have money to spend on Me.
That you use your income tax refund to pay off your credit cards, but max them out within a couple of days, binging on Me.
Being poor for Lauren means:
That bankruptcy becomes a real option for your future
That you spend more in a month on Me than on your mortgage
That you open a new credit card before you max out the old one, so you will have a really big splurge
That when you are so desperate to talk with Me, after months of not being able to afford it, you accept an offer to get paid for a blowjob and use the cash to get a prepaid credit card to hear My voice and tell Me about what you did.
That you spend the money you and your fiancee were saving for a house on Me.
That you eat ramen and tuna for a month so that you can pay for My boyfriend and I to go to Vegas.
January 11, 2013 4 Comments
They are lining up for wallet rape!
Noobie pig made another appearance last night, and during the course of an erotic wallet rape of $410 dollars, I found out some potentially embarrassing details about him, like he loves being called degrading and humiliating names and the thought of sucking cock and eating cum just makes his little cock twitch!
I started captioning photos for him and he went nuts over them and the wallet spread wide open (yes I can caption photos for all My junkies for a price, just ask)
Pay Noobie Pig pay!
In other news! Please be sure you read about The Extreme Money Guinea Pig Project I have targeted a regular client of Mine, Red Door Guy for Extreme Money slave training. I’ll be posting regular updates on how much cash he is spending and the mind fucks I’m doing to him. I want to see just HOW addicted I can get him, and how much I can get him to spend and how obsessed one man can become with Me. Today I ambushed him on yahoo and began sending PTVs with a single photo, making him buy it and then rewarding him with a free photo. I watched the poor junkie on yahoo with a trembling dick and when he called it couldn’t hold back. Only two pathetic minutes, but he had spend $100 dollars, nearly double our usual session. I will never leave his mailbox empty. Always a PTV temptation to buy.
Who knows, if this is successful, I will be recruiting more pigs for Extreme Money Guinea Pig Training. (At least the ones that can afford it! haha)
May 15, 2012 No Comments
All your rent belongs to Me
I’m so busy Christmas week, wrapping all the presents that Sissy Lily bought for my boyfriend and family that I have scarcely had time to post…
but lily is in trouble, because she has maxed out all her credit cards on Me….spoiling Me like I deserve, she’s broke
So last night and tonight…she has been spending her rent money on Me!
She told the landlord she could catch up in January.
But I have plans for that money too…
I might end up with a homeless paypet haha 🙂
December 21, 2011 2 Comments
Women are superior
I am a female supremacist. It took a while for Me to declare Myself such a person, but I have come to experience how easy men are to manipulate, in ways that would never work with a woman.
Let me state the basic premise.
A man with a hard on will do whatever it takes to get off.
There are two types of men, both inferior to Me.
a. The brutish type that takes what he wants by sheer force. This instinct is the cause of wars and misfortune, any any woman worth Her salt is clearly above that. I frustrate this type simply by thriving without them, which is a joy to Me!
b. All other men who can be manipulated into anything because they have a hard cock. This is the type that 90% of all men are, and I wager 100% of the men reading this.
I could turn this into a political blog post about how fear of female power drives our political system, clearly it does, but that is not the purpose of My blog.
My blog exists to exploit and Use you…the reader, the weak man with a hard cock that NEEDS manipulation, and feels fulfilled when a woman like Me drains his wallet, because that is PROOF of your natural place in the world– To Serve Women like Me.
Furthermore, there is a category of men that instinctively KNOWS women are superior, and try their best to emulate them. It’s fun to help them try, watch them learn to wear panties, and apply make-up and suck cock. It’s sadly amusing to see them try and try to be a superior woman, but those men are more in tune with the natural order of the world then most, and for that, no matter how much of a sissy fag slut they might be, they deserve some credit!
So when you are lost in Me….paying Me, clicking and paying, buying Me gifts, following My instructions, you are living in the TRUE ORDER of the natural world. The Emulation and Worship of the Superior Female.
And have no worry, I am here for you!!
February 2, 2011 2 Comments
Sissies and forced feminization
I’ve been enjoying playing with several sissies lately, and My love for feminizing My toys is not as well known as some of My other talents. Even My personal slave here in My real life has been sissified by Me and I love nothing better than dressing him up in humiliating ways and putting him in situations in which is sissy tendencies might be exposed!
On New Years Eve, I had another FemDomme over for the evening, and I made him dress, little by little, showing her every step of the way how much of a sissy fag he was…
Our evening wasn’t complete until he showed us how well he could suck cock on My strapon. Too bad I didnt’ have a real cock for him to suck for us that night! (As I have on other occasions)
It was a great way to begin 2011 (The Year of Lauren!)
And lately, several slaves have begun begging Me for feminization training, and I am soo thrilled to help them out with this. Different sissies are of course, at different places and I LOVE finding out at what stage of the process they are in and delving right in! Giving them assignments and sending them out in the world to explore their feminity.
Its one more tool to making them My total slave, and those slave become the most loyal and profitable money slaves of all. So we both get what we need. You get pink girly frilly feelings and I get your cash!
Yum
January 13, 2011 2 Comments
The Psychology Of the Money Slave
Chances are that if you’re reading this you are a money slave.
Or that eventually, you will be. Perhaps sooner, perhaps later. The fact that you are reading this makes you a viable candidate for My mind games.
I am not just a woman who sits around waiting for money slaves to show up and shower Me with riches. (Although certainly you may present Me money at any time.)
However, in general I find money slaves are broken into two main categories….
1. Men who have the propensity to be slaves, and serving Me financially is just one aspect of their servitude. These men often have the desire to serve a Dominant woman as part of giving their submissive life meaning. Many submissive men who are unable to serve a Dominant woman in person turn to financial slavery as a way to give his Mistress a meaningful submission.
2. Men who have eroticized the giving of cash to a beautiful woman. Sometimes these men aren’t particularly submissive but just enjoy giving a woman lots of money, but more often this fetish is a type of erotic humiliation. It can be very addictive, and can sometimes put the money slave into financial difficulty. (That turns on a Financial Sadist like Me….)
I enjoy training the men that come across My path.
I have the tendency to work toward rewarding men who please Me financially with erotic pleasures. And to make that mental link in their aroused brain, and to feed the fire with more and more seductions.
I create money slaves. Not all men who call Me, who serve Me, become My Financial Slaves, but all of them place their financial well being in jeopardy by serving Me.
I make no apologies for that.
Welcome to My traps.
March 2, 2010 2 Comments
Coming soon –Two girl calls :)
My cohert in Two Domme Torment is the erotic ..SeducedbyJane.
We’re working out some details, but soon we will be offering calls where you will have us BOTH on the line to torment you.
When we know more we will let you know, it will likely be by appointment. And yes, you’re getting two dommes, but NOT for the price of One. You have to pray double of course 🙂
But it will sooo be worth it.
And while I’m talking about Jane, wander over here, to her new smoking listing. Here’s a pic of her smoking. She is smoking, isn’t she?
See? Aren’t you going to LOVE being doubly raped by two girls? *giggles*
November 19, 2009 1 Comment
Conversation with a loser
This one was just toooo good to pass up.
I recently started speaking with a guy with the NF member name Please Stuff My Holes.
He was sooo much fun to humiliate..I get off on that mental torture too….and one of the things I told him was to imagine being brought to a party, all feminized and only allowed to say One thing in response to people….”Please Stuff My Holes”
Well, the freak took Me literally and went to a Lesbian club on Halloween dressed as a Ben Gay tube and did just this!
I can’t make this stuff up.
Here is his email to Me:
Dearest Lauren,
As a true humiliation fan and a total fucking moron, I took your suggestion of using my screen name as my response to any word spoken to me while in my ridiculous Halloweener costume. Fittingly, I chose to be a Ben-Gay tube. What better place to show myself up (or out) was the long line at the “Scandalous” lesbian club. Waiting outside with the dykes, I got in line but to draw attention I didnt move. This drew attention to which I just responded “Please stuff my holes”. The first 4 times drew confusion, then anger. One dyke aka Little Red Riding Hood took my Ben-Gay cap off and stomped on it. I bent over to pick it up and looked at her saying “Please stuff my holes”. It was this final response that enraged her and her pussy licking friends. They began tearing my homeade costume to shreds to expose a pair of Superman Underoos and a woody. The laughter and comments were insane and I thought I was going to cum in my pants. I stook shaking in the line from the excitement and coldness. Unfortunately or fortunately, this made such a scene that I was asked by club security to get out of the line. As I was escorted away Riding Hoods black bitch Tinkerbell came up and gave me a wedgie that ripped my roos and a can of beer hit me in the head. I went home more degraded, humiliated and emasculated than ever. Proving again, that being an idiot and acting like one are the same thing. You deserve all the credit for this one.
In Retaradation,
Ricki Retardo
November 3, 2009 No Comments
Add Me on Twitter!
I’ll be updating from there ..and it is going to be interesting *laughs*
You’ll find Me there, as…who else?
LaurenRules
March 8, 2009 1 Comment
I love mail like this!
I got this email from one of My slaves
Dear Mistress Lauren
I definitely have a problem I can’t control. You control it. It scares me to know you can do whatever you want with me and I am helpless to stop you. I love you and I hate you. You excite me like no other has. The notion I can get you hot by playing your games makes me try even harder. Your games take complete control over me. I was shopping at the supermarket yesterday and I hesitated to pay $8.99 for some buffalo wings, thinking that was too much. Then I remembered how easily I hand over thousands of dollars to you. Anyhow I didn’t get the wings. I’m afraid that someday I will give you everything I have. I know that is your plan, but I don’t know what I can do to prevent it.
Your slave,
phil
He sacrificed his chicken wings, and I turned around and sent him an email for the price of them, 8.99….just for the point of it! (That’s much cheaper then he usually gets). (yes he paid it!)
To drive in the point that he is there to sacrifice for Me…..I’ll take the $8.99 and much much more, thank you very much!
February 20, 2009 No Comments