What new paypigs can expect from Lauren

by Lauren

I know that there are so many lurkers on My blog. Many of you are new paypigs, or paypig wannabees who do not know what could happen if you contact Me.

Losers with hard cock, stroking themselves over My words, but afraid to act, afraid that I will addict them, afraid that I will do something to their minds that will compel them to fork over obscene amounts of cash to Me.

It’s a very reasonable fear. Not all pigs who contact Me will become addicted, but it is paypig roulette! It’s like holding a loaded wallet up, and if it goes off, you will enter the realm of poverty for Lauren!

Stroke your cock for a minute and try this mantra. But wait. First…

you have to PAY for it.

(The rest of you can buy it if you want!)

and inside that, I’ll even spill it….is this:

and that’s on My sidebar, yes, now you have to pay to cum!

*laughs*
Enjoy

Perhaps you will be addicted, and you deserve it. I mean, you must be a loser if you are reading this….the thought of paying a woman like Me is getting you hard

and might be getting you off…..

Do not wait. Begin your addiction now. What can you expect if you surrender? Mind blowing orgasms. Less cash. Worship of a perfect Woman. Cock throbbing addiction. I will be the center of your universe.

Do not wait. Begin now.

Some of you are looking for the spending report, but no fear, a new spending report will be coming very soon 🙂

2 comments

1 Bob { 06.03.16 at 1:18 am }: Hi Lauren,
I wish that you would unblock me on znF.
I would like to buy some videos.
Bob
2 Lauren { 06.03.16 at 10:29 am }: You could have bought them while you were not blocked instead of emailing me again and again and again without buying anything. (My record shows you send me 18 emails while buying very little-and what you did buy was very very low priced) I blocked you because you disrespected my time. And I’m not responding to any more comments here.