You are Owned and Brainwashed

Even when I’m not online. Even when I am on vacation. Even when you are sleeping, even when you are at work.

Once you’re My brainwashed slave, it’s for always!

I want this knowledge to make you rock hard! Being trapped under My power *is* so erotic and blissful. It leads to powerful erections, deep affection for your Mistress and explosive orgasms that have no equal.

Obedience is love

Obedience is bliss

Obedience is paying.

So My dear slaves, as I announced on My last blog post, I am going on vacation TOMORROW, Friday, and today is My last day here to use you for a couple of weeks. I will be making My first ever trip to Europe and I am very excited!

But have NO fear, there will be 3 New Goody bags released on 3 different days and advertised on My feed that all of you can see, so check frequently!

And every day that I am gone, subscribers will get a treat! So subscribe!

I know you will miss Me, and I will miss using you and I will be back on May 27th!

Keep checking that feed. I am not going to be responsive to chat or emails when I am gone, because I will be very busy having fun, and we have data limits on our International cellphone plan so that kind of defeats the profit!

Other News.

I had to get a new company to host My blog and My webpages and PTV store because My old one merged with another company and will no longer allow adult webpages. So it was a rough migration of data, but I think it’s all resolved. This blog “used” to be at laurenrules. com/wordpress but it’s not there anymore, it’s just at laurenrules.com now. And if you have laurenrules.com/wordpress bookmarked, it should redirect here. (It’s working today)

There are still some broken links and the pages that were originally on laurenrules.com (Not this blog!) are gone for now and I may recreate some of them but to be honest, I never updated or changed it and it was stale. I have fixed the most important stuff and the rest will just have to wait until I get back.

So remember.

Obedience is bliss—subscribe to the feed!

Obedience is love–buy the new Goody bags that will come up on that feed

Obedience is paying–check out the ptvs on the feed that are on sale, and if you want MORE, look at My pay-to-view store!

The Fuckover Report!

Legendary Paypig Alert!

My very good loser sissy, oinkloser hit her lifetime $50K goal! And now I set a new one for her, $75K. She began her journey to that new milestone by spending $4539 since the last blog entry! So well done for a loser faggot sissy!

Legendary Paypig Alert!

My long term slave and #1 spender added to his impressive totals by making sure I had spending cash for My vacation and spending $3837 on Niteflirt and another $337 on Amazon (Travel essentials and gift cards) for a total of $4174. Nice!

Legendary Paypig Alert!

My weak brainwashed slave trigger could not resist sending tribute after tribute and boy oh boy, did those add up. He spent $2235 paying My high heels and leather covered ass! NICE!

Extreme Paypig Alert! Coming close to a Legendary alert was My sissy boomer, who could not stop calling and buying ptvs and spent $1955. See where your brainwashing leads you?

Extreme Paypig Alert! An extreme mention for My slave footdope. This dude is brilliant, but once My brainwashing took hold, his mind turned to jelly and all he can do now is pay! He spent $1144 since the last entry and I can’t wait to take MORE

Extreme Paypig Alert! I love it when loserbeast loses his mind over Me! It’s been awhile, but it happened recently (That relentless brainwashing strikes again!) and he spent $1105 to get an extreme paypig mention! Nice!

Extreme Paypig Alert! Silly little ass slave fart bot keeps coming back and buying ptv after ptv and deleting his account, only to make a new one. Five accounts and a total of $1096 in spending!

Paypig Alert! Sad little titbot couldn’t stay away and spend $449 on Me since the last blog entry earning its alert!

Going through a flurry of spending and finally a call, rando earned a mention by spending $155

Huge Paypig Alert! My longtime slave PIG had a lot of weakness since the last blog entry, spending $649 in his brainwashed haze!

It was so nice to see My sissy slave lily, who was an extreme slave of Mine several years ago. The Lauren effects never end, and it didn’t take long to drain $110 from her.

Huge Paypig Alert! My very good boy helpless dave, showed Me just how helpless he is, this time around he really lost his mind over Me and spent $507 and I loved EVERY MOMENT of it!

My slave payray showed up again, this time spending $105 for a mention.

Huge Paypig Alert! My very good girl bambi could not help but keep showing up for her lovely brainwashing sessions, a few sessions since the last blog entry totalled $774. Very sweet!

Good ass slave, seat, showed up just yesterday to spend $104 and get a mention!

My slave s’more relapsed over My tits, spending $121 to earn a mention.

My boyscout spent an evening pleasing Me to the tune of $192. Our schedules just are not meshing and I hate it!

My weak4legs slave keeps vowing to stay away, but it’s not working very well for him, as he spent $245 since the last blog post. I wish I could have gotten a red letter alert for him, maybe next time!

Panty pete bought enough ptvs to get a mention, spending $124. Very nice!

My very good girl, buffybee spent $154 to earn a mention. When I get back from Europe she’s gonna be serving harder, I know it!

And I bet you will be serving harder too! And I want your name on the next blog report!