Category — vacation

Even when I’m not online. Even when I am on vacation. Even when you are sleeping, even when you are at work.

Once you’re My brainwashed slave, it’s for always!

I want this knowledge to make you rock hard! Being trapped under My power *is* so erotic and blissful. It leads to powerful erections, deep affection for your Mistress and explosive orgasms that have no equal.

Obedience is love

Obedience is bliss

Obedience is paying.

So My dear slaves, as I announced on My last blog post, I am going on vacation TOMORROW, Friday, and today is My last day here to use you for a couple of weeks. I will be making My first ever trip to Europe and I am very excited!

But have NO fear, there will be 3 New Goody bags released on 3 different days and advertised on My feed that all of you can see, so check frequently!

And every day that I am gone, subscribers will get a treat! So subscribe!

I know you will miss Me, and I will miss using you and I will be back on May 27th!

Keep checking that feed. I am not going to be responsive to chat or emails when I am gone, because I will be very busy having fun, and we have data limits on our International cellphone plan so that kind of defeats the profit!

Other News.

I had to get a new company to host My blog and My webpages and PTV store because My old one merged with another company and will no longer allow adult webpages. So it was a rough migration of data, but I think it’s all resolved. This blog “used” to be at laurenrules. com/wordpress but it’s not there anymore, it’s just at laurenrules.com now. And if you have laurenrules.com/wordpress bookmarked, it should redirect here. (It’s working today)

There are still some broken links and the pages that were originally on laurenrules.com (Not this blog!) are gone for now and I may recreate some of them but to be honest, I never updated or changed it and it was stale. I have fixed the most important stuff and the rest will just have to wait until I get back.

So remember.

Obedience is bliss—subscribe to the feed!

Obedience is love–buy the new Goody bags that will come up on that feed

Obedience is paying–check out the ptvs on the feed that are on sale, and if you want MORE, look at My pay-to-view store!

The Fuckover Report!

Legendary Paypig Alert!

My very good loser sissy, oinkloser hit her lifetime $50K goal! And now I set a new one for her, $75K. She began her journey to that new milestone by spending $4539 since the last blog entry! So well done for a loser faggot sissy!

Legendary Paypig Alert!

My long term slave and #1 spender added to his impressive totals by making sure I had spending cash for My vacation and spending $3837 on Niteflirt and another $337 on Amazon (Travel essentials and gift cards) for a total of $4174. Nice!

Legendary Paypig Alert!

My weak brainwashed slave trigger could not resist sending tribute after tribute and boy oh boy, did those add up. He spent $2235 paying My high heels and leather covered ass! NICE!

Extreme Paypig Alert! Coming close to a Legendary alert was My sissy boomer, who could not stop calling and buying ptvs and spent $1955. See where your brainwashing leads you?

Extreme Paypig Alert! An extreme mention for My slave footdope. This dude is brilliant, but once My brainwashing took hold, his mind turned to jelly and all he can do now is pay! He spent $1144 since the last entry and I can’t wait to take MORE

Extreme Paypig Alert! I love it when loserbeast loses his mind over Me! It’s been awhile, but it happened recently (That relentless brainwashing strikes again!) and he spent $1105 to get an extreme paypig mention! Nice!

Extreme Paypig Alert! Silly little ass slave fart bot keeps coming back and buying ptv after ptv and deleting his account, only to make a new one. Five accounts and a total of $1096 in spending!

Paypig Alert! Sad little titbot couldn’t stay away and spend $449 on Me since the last blog entry earning its alert!

Going through a flurry of spending and finally a call, rando earned a mention by spending $155

Huge Paypig Alert! My longtime slave PIG had a lot of weakness since the last blog entry, spending $649 in his brainwashed haze!

It was so nice to see My sissy slave lily, who was an extreme slave of Mine several years ago. The Lauren effects never end, and it didn’t take long to drain $110 from her.

Huge Paypig Alert! My very good boy helpless dave, showed Me just how helpless he is, this time around he really lost his mind over Me and spent $507 and I loved EVERY MOMENT of it!

My slave payray showed up again, this time spending $105 for a mention.

Huge Paypig Alert! My very good girl bambi could not help but keep showing up for her lovely brainwashing sessions, a few sessions since the last blog entry totalled $774. Very sweet!

Good ass slave, seat, showed up just yesterday to spend $104 and get a mention!

Huge Paypig Alert! My loyal slave, helpless dennis was a good slave this week (and sorry I missed this the first go around dennis!) He tributed his way into My heart and spent $845 doing so! Well done!

My slave s’more relapsed over My tits, spending $121 to earn a mention.

My boyscout spent an evening pleasing Me to the tune of $192. Our schedules just are not meshing and I hate it!

My weak4legs slave keeps vowing to stay away, but it’s not working very well for him, as he spent $245 since the last blog post. I wish I could have gotten a red letter alert for him, maybe next time!

Panty pete bought enough ptvs to get a mention, spending $124. Very nice!

My very good girl, buffybee spent $154 to earn a mention. When I get back from Europe she’s gonna be serving harder, I know it!

And I bet you will be serving harder too! And I want your name on the next blog report!

and her slaves (I decided to make it ALL ABOUT ME)

I spend a great deal of My time learning about the forces that I can use to drive men & sissies into financial servitude for Me.

Today I happened across material that described the type of person who had success manipulating vulnerable people into doing their bidding. It sounded quite familiar!

Myself, (and commonly other Findoms, although I speak only for Myself) can be described as possessing these traits.

1. Narcissism. Characterized by grandiosity, pride, egotism, and a lack of empathy. I would add GREED to the list, I mean, it’s obvious that I am a Superior Woman who LOVES wielding power over weak men/sissies. I am full of pride, but that’s because I deserve it! I am beautiful, highly intelligent, and quite simply, the best at financially fucking over weak men.
   Empathy doesn’t serve My needs or goals. (But gaslighting you with fake empathy does) Now that isn’t to say that occasionally I feel bad for a slave, but I tend to reserve those feelings for things that weren’t his fault. Is a slave sick? I feel bad. (Although maybe it’s because that means he can’t serve Me as well? Hmmm. I will have to think about that. Is he broke from spending too much on FinDomme? Too fucking bad. Pay again.
2. Machiavellian tendencies. Machiavellianism comes from a book written in the 16th century by an Italian guy called Machiavelli called The Prince and it was about the tendencies of brutal rulers. These rulers have no problem manipulating and exploiting others, an indifference to the morality of it. (Morality, it’s your fucking problem if serving Me causes you problems-not MY problem) lack of empathy. (Fuck you, pay ME) and a strategic focus on self-interest. (You mean like creating sexy content and mantras that brainwash you into being My cash slave?)
3. Psychologically characterized by selfishness and callous and unemotional traits. You cannot gain sympathy from Me for problems you stroking your dick and paying Me has caused you. That’s a YOU problem. Also included on this list is remorselessness. (Why should I feel remorse over taking your cash? I deserve it!)
4. Sadism. The last part is that I completely get turned on by manipulating and exploiting My slaves. If they feel financial or emotional pain from My programming and manipulations, that’s a plus! Sadism is a sexual fetish, so I get turned on from hurting you. Mmmmmm. That’s the best way to sexually please Me. Allow Me to fuck you over!

All of these traits make Me uniquely equipped to strip you of the cash I deserve more!

Vacation Announcement!

From Tuesday, May 14th through Saturday, May 18th, I will be unavailable. I will be vacationing on the Coast of Maine and spending your cash! I will return to being available again on Sunday, May 19th. When your poor little dick is stiff because I am not around, remember that I deserve your cash whether I am online or not, and send $$. Imagine that you’re paying for some vacation fun, a drink or a meal or a show, because you probably will be! *laughs*

There will be posts on My NF+ feed that I will schedule for you to enjoy when I am away, and perhaps I will put a couple things on sale for you to console yourself with.

Recent PTVs to buy

And now it’s time for the FUCKOVER REPORT!

Legendary Paypig Alert!

My good boy j the junkie keeps falling more and more deeply under My power. Try as he might, he cannot stay away, and the amounts he spends have been incrementally increasing. It’s wonderful! He spent $2313 since the last post. WOW.

Legendary Paypig Alert!

Another slave earning a legendary mention was “w” This simp has lost his head over Me, and I am taking full advantage. He tries to delete his account, but ends up returning again and again! He spent $2278 since the last update and I couldn’t be happier!

Extreme Paypig Alert! Just squeaking in for an extreme mention is My hopeless little sissy bitch boomer. This bitch cannot stay away and at every opportunity she is spending on Me. She spent $1001 this time around.

My useless, but good boy, pigbait keeps coming around, despite chaos in his life. He spent $179 on money he knows belongs with Me.

Huge Paypig Alert! My slave helpless dennis told Me today that he is opting for “slow bankruptcy” so he may serve Me for years. That works for Me!

Back after a long time for another mention is deadcat, squeaking in at $100.

Huge Paypig Alert! Just another ATM keeps surrendering to Me, listening to My custom audios, buying pay-to-views. This slave never had a chance. He spent $913 since the last post

Earning another mention was golly, this time for $195. He can’t seem to help himself!

Huge Paypig Alert! Another slave who has had difficulty staying away is “flip off idiot” he calls and begins tributing and he can’t stop! He spent $662 since the last post.

My construct showed up to spend $179. What a good self-destructive slave he is!

Paypig Alert! My good PIG continues to be addicted to the hard cock serving Me gives him. So he repeats mantras on loop and pays! He spent $324 this time around.

My sole lover sent tribute enough to earn a mention, barely! He spent $100 pleasing Me!

Huge Paypig Alert! My sissy slave caged yankee is obsessed with paying Me, and keeps returning again and again to buy ptvs. I know how to manipulate this sissy! She spent $565 since the last blog entry.

My beloved spawn did more paying this time around, spending $156. My spawn, you are overdue for a big fuckover!

Huge Paypig Alert! My adorable little honey bee buffy kept trying to stop spending on Me, but still managed to end Me $564. Nice!

Also earning a mention this time around was cheekie this time he spent $117.

My quiet gentleman is another who squeaked in for a mention, his for $101.

My pantyhose slave goons on a regular basis in worship of Me. He spent $112 since the last post.

Lauren’s footlicker earned a mention, spending $170 and a warm smile from his Goddess.

Slave tPay made an appearance, spending $133 before fleeing in terror. He says that his findom addiction is My fault, and I say. Too Fucking Bad. PAY!

New Slave, New to Me and to the blog is tj, who spent $158 finding out how dangerous I am!

Back with a splash is tiny, spending $158. $100 of it was in a nice tribute when I wasn’t even online! I love that!

Now, who amongst you will be on the next blog? Don’t miss out!

I am full of news, and all the upcoming stuff until the end of the year!

First of all, the Paypig World Cup was an amazing fun success!

Although it wasn’t won by an actual paypig, but an admirer of Mine that likes to spoil Me. But either way it meant $$$ for Me, and that’s never a bad thing!

Full results here! (And it’s a spending report for the event)

 

The second fun thing is that usually about this time of year, I start talking about finding a “santa slave” The slave that will do all My Christmas shopping and buy all the gifts for My family and friends. One read about past santa slave exploits, and stepped forward to offer, so this slave, “santa bitch” has already started My lengthy list. His next task is to cough up the cash to buy someone on My list a new laptop.  All ready he’s bought Me many gifts,and many more to come!  Let’s see if this bitch follows through on his promises, or if he is a completely worthless Loser.

The next news I wanted to tell all you guys about is that in November, just after My birthday, I’m going to Disney World for a week. I have this childish soft spot for Disney, with a grown up twist. I’m staying in a nice resort on site, and you guys need to pay for it. I’ve been available far too much lately so you losers can pay Me to stroke your cocks, I need a vacation, and part of being a good paypig is surrendering yourself to paying for My leisure time!

Oh and that brings Me to My upcoming birthday! It’s November 9th (Put it on your calendar!) And I want $$$ for My birthday to pay for that vacation, and to have spending money on the vacation!

To help you guys out, but not flood mailboxes with emails from Me, I devised this little button, and I’m going to try to change the photos everyday from now until My vacation! I will put the date on the subject line, so you can verify it’s new photos, and you can tithe Me $10 every day and enjoy new photos! And of course, you can pay MORE or in different ways. But you pigs and Losers will be helping Me have a great time!

Now  time for the spending report!

Huge Paypig Alert! First mention is going to go to santa bitch, who was upset he missed the Paypig World Cup and has been trying to make it up to Me since. He has agreed to submit to all the abuse I dish out in addition to paying! (what fun!) So far, his spending on pay to views, calls, and presents is just over $900.  He’s juggling trying to figure out how to pay for the laptop I’m demanding of him. His problem! He agreed to be fucking santa slave.

My good boy, nylon slave spent $140. Still more delicious photos he hasn’t seen!

I had a delicious $130 dollar phone call plotting deviousness with My good boy who loves his stolen moments with Me!

And more please surrendered to the black leggings (which I have MORE of, haha), spending $235 in just a few minutes!

Huge Paypig Alert!  PIG is completely out of control with spending. He is an addicted pay machine for Me! He spent $623 paying Me since last blog!

And still spending briskly is dirtbag, this time for $147!

Huge Paypig Alert! Titpay ATM went nuts on Me once night, including calling for 3 minutes at $50 a minute!  He has spent $535 since last blog entry!

And helpless dave gets a mention for his $124 of spending

Paypig Alert!  My irish dope was such a good boy this week! He may have had his biggest week every, spending $395 just pleasing Me for a pat on the head. Amazing!

egghead cannot break free. He tries, but then he surrenders a little and before he knows it, he’s dropped $152 in a short time.

Barely earning a mention was sissymarja, who spent$128 to manage a mention. Still licking her wounds from paypig world cup, she did manage to get herself locked up in chastity. Getting freed, took most of that $128 bucks!  And now she is locked up again!

sissy j gets  mention, not because she met the $100 threshold, she didn’t but she DID pass the $10,000 in spending and six years serving Me. Well done! I need to lock her up again soon.

Paypig Alert!  paybitch terry the exposed lost control again. He spent $372 since the World cup. Completely addicted and I will probably bankrupt him before the year is out

Spending $213 since the paypig world cup, was helpful one. He just keeps coming back for more and more!

Huge Paypig Alert!  Weak betamale bert was back with $530 dollars of spending. He tries to stay away. He tries blocking Me, hoping I’ll block him back. Nope, I am patient, and eventually he gives in and spends a crazy amount of cash. Good boy!

Dr X managed a mention with exactly $100 of spending. Dr X, we have a wallet rape date coming up. SOON.

Pay drone was back, spending $226 in a mindless click and pay session! Well done!

Also squeaking out a mention was kane, with $104 in spending

and after trying to avoid My effects, needful one was back, this time for $214. Delicious!

Also squeaking in a mention, was gutter dweller, his for $109

and after a long hiatus, the slave I call “because Lauren says” was back with a vengeance, paying $211 in a single hot session!

And the fagmuffin previously known as princess gigi spent $281, as she learned that the reason her relationship with her ugly-faced girlfriend ended was because her tiny clitty only stiffens for cock, and in fact, squirts for it. That’s all. Otherwise, it stays soft and helpless in her panties, where it belongs.

Not in this spending report? Spend $100 before I blog again, and you will be in the next one!
Here are some recent PTVs to start with!

 

You got to the end of the post! Enjoy the gallery!

 

 

I’ve been sitting here trying to brainstorm a good blog topic, and all I could think about was wishing I was on vacation.

The point of My blog is to highlight MY thoughts and desires, and what I want is a vacation.  So piggies, this summer I want to go out west again.  Not sure exactly where, but possibly either the Northwest (Seattle/Vancouver area) or Yellowstone. I’m an outdoor girl, I’m the type that likes to hike/bike and adventure during the day, and in the evening dine in gourmet restaurants and get spa treatments.

So it’s time for piggies to cough up cash for Me. I have airline gift cards already, but I want Hotels.com giftcards so that I can stay in luxury surroundings as befits a Goddess. OH and cash is nice too

Think about this. You are slaving the hot summer away as a wage slave (to Lauren). You sacrifice like a good and loyal pig so that I can have fun! Buy this and help send Me! (Remember, this is extra in addition to what you usually spend!  Indulge Me!) Everyone who contributes to this vacation fund is going to get a mention in the “vacation mention” located on the left margin of this blog post! (either by buying this PTV or sending a Hotels.com giftcard). Oh, and I am mentioning the amount too!

 

Now on to the spending report!

By far the biggest spender this time around is marla! She is closing in on being a 100K spender, and now the only question is if she or Dr X will hit it first. Dr X is closer, but marla has been tearing up her bank account and Dr x is dragging his feet. Maybe this will light a fire under him.

Marla spent- (hang on to your cock for this)-$4163 this time around, a combination of fat PTVs and raise the rate calls.  I love sessioning this bitch.

Another sissy I like to session is princess gigi. This time around she spent $1436 despite a declaration to cut back on spending on Me. (The whine I hear from so many). I suggested begging her bank for a credit limit increase.

New to My blog is a gent who did a few calls and fell under My spell. “lil bird” spent about $104 on Me, and I know there will be more!

Also new to My blog and phone adventures is a guy I’m calling “silly sam” for now. He spent $125 since the last update, mostly on two phone calls. Yum.

iPay was back! He tried and failed (AGAIN) to stay away, and this time he was extorted for $234.

PIG is steadily closing in on the $70,000 milestone, and this time around he spent $443.  It’s beginning to dawn on him that he is an extreme PIG.

and virgin loser was back and spending even more on Me. This time he sent Me $134. It’s not like a virgin has anything better to do with his cash.

silent j continued his spoiling of Me, with $138, the bulk of that in one delicious $100 PTV.  Those three digit payments give Me the shivers!

And back with a fury was helpess dave, this time dropping $530 as he stared with glassy eyes at photos of My perfect feet and opened his wallet again and again in a helpless pay trance. It tickles Me to see a pig click and pay in a fog!

and back was bob pig slave, who spent $138 before canceling his account again. He shows up every few months to binge pay Me.

and clubby managed $119 despite being on vacation. He planned and spent both before and after he left, and lo and behold, he managed a mention!

Another big spender that I hadn’t seen in a while was rare whale. This time whale went through quite a bit of My new Brainwashed Hypno pig series and tributed some bonus cash to Me. That is always so nice to see!

My robot eunuch was clicking and paying while I wasn’t around one evening and spent $176. It would have easily have been double that if I had been about and egging him on!

And cumstain fuckwallet signed back on to Niteflirt so I could cashrape him for $225.  There is MORE from that set cumstain!

My sissy j found out the true meaning of exploitation one evening, in a delicious but short pricey session resulting in her paying $200. Since last update, she has spent $323, and she sent Me this delicious email

Mistress Lauren’s sessions are absolutely wild.   I wanted it. It happened one night.

I loved it.

It hurt and she knew it. I asked for it, and she did it.

I was exposed on her website for a short period of time.

A descending cost based on time of exposure.   I got totally terrified and opted for the shortest period which cost the most.  

I think I will suffer the humiliation and fear of a longer period the next time that Mistress Lauren offers me the choice.

Now I know that Mistress Lauren owns me.  That is a nice feeling.

Of course, she might do something else other than posting me as a sissy with pics and on her website.   That is her choice.   Now, I belong to her and she can do with me as she wishes.

When I get a PTV, it might contain commands that I must follow.  I never know.  The anticipation is so very absorbing that I can not wait to open the PTV.

FYI,  there is a spot on her blog, on her website, where I have been presented to the viewing public as the sissy that I am, with pics in delicious embarrassing exposure.

It is totally humiliating and horrifyingly delicious to see yourself presented there.   I had to wait a period of time before I could choose the first, and most expensive option, to get my photo removed.  Wish I had waited longer and endured the fear more.

I survived.

I thing the next time I will wait longer.  I loved it.

I will beg to do it again.   It was a fabulous evening.

I am sissy j

I love being used by Lauren

If you want to be exposed you will have to ask.

(Note from Lauren. Fun huh?)

In other news, My shoesniffer squeaked in for a blog entry for $102 spending. That sniffer is due for a real fuckover SOON.

and My ass sniffing cucky phil spent $157 in a nice session. I bet he was dreaming about licking some other guys cum off My ass as he paid Me.

and My irish dope managed another $108. Hey dope! I’m watching for you.

and frequent guest blog writer, paycunt coughed up another $612 in his march towards bankruptcy for Lauren!

He’s deleted his account (AGAIN) and I’m waiting to hear from him, which is only a matter of time!

and My sissy marla played exposure games with Me and I ended up $357 richer! THat was FUN

and pig dave spent $349 before deleting his account trying to escape. Everyone reading this knows he will be back

and tk was back, this time spending $197, mostly in just two huge ptvs!

and lastly, My robot wallet rape toy spent $279 since last update.  Hey robot, I want another vacation as noted in this blog. Get on it!

Perhaps you too will see your name, on this list, or the milestones list, or in the vacation contribution list.
Get on it!