Category — atm

Yes, it’s true. This is an actual post.

I realize it has been almost TWO months since I have posted, and it has not been for lack of things to write about or lack of desire.

It’s been all about lack of time.  I have been sooo busy, both with My piggies and with some (all good) stuff in My personal life that has been a time sucker that I just can’t seem to get to it.  Even as I write this, I have piggies clamoring for attention.  Life is good. The clamor has been so all -encompassing that this post has taken days to write, a sentence at a time!

2014 has been an incredible year so far. I have financially exploited a record ca$h amount from you junkies, fools, losers and addicts, and it shows no sign of letting up, this despite actually being available less time than usual.   This is of course fitting, because why should I *have* all this cash, if I don’t get to have fun with it?

What I am doing with your cash:

Really Exciting:  Vacations–another hiking vacation to the Rockies is being planned and I went away to the coast of Maine for several days in June (and got PERFECT weather).    A possible trip to NYC is scheduled for fun and a winter trip to Hawaii.  Some of this you junkies have already paid for and I have one paypig begging to pay for that Hawaii trip!

House renovation:   Yes, I am doing some updates in My home to increase the space for My boyfriend and Me….a dedicated exercise room, a dedicated music room, an art studio and an extra bathroom are being added on.  Later I will be expanding and updating My kitchen and master bath.  (You fools will be paying for that too) Some of these renovations may occasionally make it difficult for Me to be available on the phone (although I might be around for pay mail sessions).  I refuse to shout over construction equipment.

Exciting to Me, perhaps less so for others:  I’m working on prepaying the mortgage with your cash! I plan to retire young in a beautiful fully-paid for home.  Oh, and saving for retirement is happening, even though I’m having lots of fun spending cash.  I just finished paying for My Volvo (three years early).  It’s nice to have lots of cash and few bills.  (While the rest of you have NO cash and BIG credit cards bills from clicking and paying for Me!)

There have been lots and lots of huge paypigs and paypig sessions.  Wallet rapetoy has been stellar! Since June 1st, he has spent $17,694 on Niteflirt, $3710 on Amazon, including a new computer for Me, a new bed for the guest room, an air conditioning unit, a musical Yamaha keyboard and $2000 worth of Amazon gift cards. YUM.

Since he has been My slave, in a mere 7 months, wallet rape toy has spent, between Niteflirt and Amazon more than $75,000 on Me.  *This* is what I deserve, and I am thrilled!

Princess gigi gets special mention.  I have her in a sissy fog most of the time, mindlessly paying and tributing as she listens to My voice lull her into chastity and obedience.  She has now become My #1 spender and the past few days her lifetime spending hit the $90,000 mark! Incredible.

Returning to Me after a long hiatus is a slave I will call “panty ass paypig” he loves to serve!  This week he has clicked and paid over $1285.  Welcome back pantyass!

A NEW face has been clicking and paying. ANd he bears watching, in the one week he has been here he has spent over $4700!  All by mindlessly clicking and paying paymails, and he writes Me that he is new to Financial DOmination which is excellent news because that means that *I* can be the one to strip him of his assets and there has been no prior looting and I can train him as I like!   I think I shall call him “fresh meat”.  I LOVE extreme wallet rapes with slaves like fresh meat!

Another old slave-I think of him as bimbo– rematerialized with a newer account, and in one hot long session I got him for $600.  He deserved to lose MORE, but I was getting tired. Next time. (and as I finish this the next day, he’s starting to pay MORE to Me, so who knows what the total will be)

My slave, “elegant footlover” has been helpless around My bare feet photos and since June 1st has spent $1230+ .   All just to admire My toes!

Last nite, “weak dave” spent about $130, but he’s getting special mention because $100 of that came in two beautiful $50 tributes, “just because Lauren”   I liked that. I want to encourage sizable tributes so I am applauding him here!

An occasional paymail buyer “subguyy” dropped out of the sky to go crazy on click and pay for $560 dollars in just a few minutes  WOW!   This is most of his lifetime in six years of being a client.  I don’t know where that came from but I LOVED it~

A HUGE MILESTONE was reached by My Guinea Money Pig Slave and he FINALLY hit the $50,000 dollars in spending.  Now on to the second $50,000!

My good girl Marla stepped up to the fashion plate and spent over $600 on Me in July so far. YUM

Doctor x appeared and in a few sessions has dropped over $1,000 ..since late June. Good boy

Honorable mention to a newer slave rick, who spent well over $200 recently.  Also billy rocked his way to over $300, well done!

My cucky asslover appeared again for well over $600, watching for him 🙂

Barefoot lover kane managed to spend about $300, he claims he wants to move up My all time spender list, but he’s running in place around 31st place because he will pass a guy in spending, but someone else passes him. If you are serious kane, you gotta up your game!

I’m thinking I might try to do shorter shout out posts more often.  If I can manage to post, I think I will try that…less stressful 🙂

Mistress Lauren

I posted here about the “10 Day Extreme Wallet Rape of Loserbeast”

After 10 days and $12,530 dollars I did not expect the fuckery to continue this fervently.

And he tried to slow down for a few days.

And failed!

In the week since that post, he has spent another $5,618!

So this has become a 17 day fuckover for $18,148, over $1000 a day average!

I now seem to have developed “Loserbeast Radar”  Its very eerie, but I will wake up in the middle of the night to see that he is in the middle of a spending rampage, or that he has emailed Me, or that he is simply clicking Pay to View buttons (and its laughingly simple to get him to start buying them)

He is addicted.  I will get every last cent.   Loserbeast wrote Me that I deserved it all, and you know what?  He’s right.

And I want to take a minute here to recognize ANOTHER slave that has emerged, and become a little lost in the swirl around Loserbeast’s wallet rapes.   I’m going to call him  Losershadow, because he always seems to show up when I’m wallet raping Loserbeast….

Anyway, since shadow first found Me on August 8, he has spent $2767 dollars himself–and he was a major contributor in the 10K fantasy week.

Actually, come to think about it, between Loserbeast and shadow, and the rest of the junkies, every week since has been 10K or more.  
This can continue guys, it makes Me very happy.

I know when I’m at the bottom of their wallets, some other Loser will take their place.

*laughs*

I have sooo many posts to do, I’ve been so busy.

Last week was My 10K fantasy week, and totaled, 11,700, as I posted.

Here are some statstics I meant to post and didnt

Some statistics. 

63  participated.

The AVERAGE spending for each participant was an amazing $185.71 cents.

The HIGHEST Spender was the slave I call “wallet cunt” who spend a mind numbing $4,250 in only thirty minutes! (If I made that rate hourly, in a year of 40 hour weeks I would have earned close to 18 million dollars!)

The LOWEST Spenders were several of you that only spent $2

You’re probably thinking…well that “wallet cunt” guy skewed the average.  I grant you that, so I calculated eliminating his contribution and participation and STILL it averaged $120 plus a person.

So if you just spent $2, seriously you should go buy something right now to atone!  *laughs*
And *this* week, has been nearly as good, even without wallet cunt.

I’ve made another 8K, without any advertising or promotion. 

Many of you spent hundreds on Me, a couple of new ones deserve special mention.

Loserbeast dropped about 3K on me so far, including a delicious $1500 rape this morning.  I cannot wait to see how far I can push him.

And a new one BusyBoy, I call him that because he just loves to click and pay and can’t stop. So far he has clicked and paid about $1400 into My coffers. Mmmm

And there are others. Jewelry Slave popped her sissy head up to drop a few hundred, and a new guy from Bulgaria did the same.

And some bimbo keeps coming back for more and more abuse, even though I’m always tricking him to pay for empty email and won’t fucking give him more than a few sort words without charging him for the honor.

Someday you guys will give Me time to spend your cash, instead of just collecting it! *laughs*

Yes, you’re reading the title correctly.  One of My clients, who I am going to refer to in my postings from this point on as The virgin went crazy over My new Cash Abuse Photos. (Check them out for only $5, but be careful where it leads!!)

I began sending more and more and more emails, each progressively larger….all the way up to a $500 dollar email. Those photos of the black dildo raping and abusing cash just made him lose all control!  And I was just as excited, I LOVE extreme financial domination scenes..MY FAVORITE.

I was about to send him a $999 email (He had opened one for Me the previous Sunday), and then I remembered a fantasy I  blogged about a couple of months in this post.  There were two fantasies in that post, the second one was a Niteflirt one in which I made a slave call Me on the $50 line and open $1000 dollar emails (in reality $999 is the highest you can make them).

So I jacked my rates and and made The virgin call Me at $50 a minute….then I started sending him $999 dollar emails…and he opened THREE in the six minutes we were on the phone.  Cha-ching!   So $300 for the phone call and $3000 for the email.   In SIX minutes!

All total it was a $5000 rape for The virgin…

If you count his Sunday raping, it was about a $7000 dollar rape over 4 days 🙂

And yes….I came…about three times, one for each thousand dollar email, and it was amazing 🙂 *sigh*

(File this under, how to hear Lauren cum on the phone)

I released a photo set last night, and I have been off the wall with wallet rapes every since!

This is the apparently dangerous photo set

The men buying it are weakening, just looking at the delicious point of view photos contained within.  I know what to say, how to look at you, how to seduce you into a paying frenzy.

And My life is better for it. I woke up this morning in My big house paid for by Wallet rape escapades.  The bed (and my whole bedroom set actually) was paid for by a guy I forced into bankruptcy.  The sheets were a gift from Dr. X. (100o thread count, Mmmmmm).  I turned on the TV that came from Jewelry slave…and went downstairs and brewed coffee.  The coffee maker came from My sissy slut, the coffee from My satin lover S with the weakness for silky things.

I turned on My Ipad (also from satin lover S) and contemplated My day over a steaming cup of coffee.

Tonight I’ll be going out.  I’m wearing a dress I got with a gift certificate from Wallet Willy, and jewelry that came from Jewlery slave, perhaps the pearl necklace.  Shoes from coffee boy…and Il’l get into the car I paid for Myself.  Wait…what’s wrong with this picture?    I need a new car! *laughs*

I might take some photos of My friends (thanks for the nice camera Dr X), or a video (Thanks satin lover S)

yes, 2011 is the year of a beautiful new car for Lauren.   What do you guys suggest?  (Of course, how expensive it is depends on how much you guys cough up!, I don’t want a car payment) Later I will go home and watch movies on the Blu Ray that jewelry slave got Me, before I go to sleep, I’ll read on My Kindle (thanks Dr X)

I do love My life!  Want to see your name on My list of stuff bought?  Go to My wishlist!

Just for you Lauren junkies…

I know how you all fantasize with your cock in your hand, stroking as you envision a strong woman like Me…TAKING all your cash in a wild money rape.

Buy and watch this animated story–at your own risk. Your cock will probably get sooo hard you’ll end up calling or emailing Me and maxing out a card or two.  Don’t wait around for any apology either.

Many of you know that I work with SeducedByJane on Niteflirt quite a bit. We run a joint account, TwoMeanGirls, and we’ve done games and activities together for our slaves/pets.

Well, it seems as if a new money slave Jane has (and blogged about here) found himself over in Lauren Land this evening. Jane had shown me the transcript of their yahoo conversation, and I recognized the sniveling tone right away in his email to Me, and he also referenced Mistress Jane in his first email to Me.

Dear Miss Lauren,

I’ve been reading more about you on your Niteflirt page, and on your blog and on your pages with Mistress Jane on TwoMeanGirls.

You are beautiful, and I am getting this image of you and Mistress Jane standing over Me taking all my $$$.

I took this opportunity to send Jane a quick text message asking her if I minded her exploiting her prey.

Her answer. “Go for it!”

So I raised the rate on my FinDomme listing to $8 a minute, and told Prey to call.

And while he was on the line with Me, I conditioned him to obey, sending him pay email after pay email. $25, $50, $100, culminating in a nice $150 email.

And of course, a $160 charge for the 20 minute phone call….that I ended by saying…

Oh, Prey…be sure you send Mistress Jane a gift tribute for $100 as well.

He better have, I’ll be checking.

There can be no doubt, that I am a sadist.  Even just writing that one sentence begins the arousal. The thought of causing someone pain for My pleasure simply makes me wet. And it can make Me cum too.

I enjoy all sorts of sadism.  Its very satisfying to cause physical pain, the swat swat swat sound of leather against flesh, harmonizes with the plaintive cries of My victim. Screaming as a result of what I do is tasty as well.

Yes, very arousing and enjoyable.

But the next day?  I’m not feeling the sub/slave’s pain at all, although he/she might tell or write Me that they are still tender and can’t sit, and that I admit, is erotic.

But financial sadism has a much yummier aftereffect for Me to enjoy.

After an evening of wallet rape, the slave ends up much poorer, and My bank account is enriched.

But the fun doesn’t end.  I am able to continue enjoying My plunder of the slave’s money.   I can buy stuff. I can use the money to support My standard of living.  I can waste the money on frivolous things.

And the next day, after you submit to Me, and sacrifice $$ to Me, you can feel it the next day.   The latte you have to pass up. The car you can’t buy.  The trip you can’t take.   The wife you can’t buy flowers for.   The family member you can’t send a gift to, the bill you can’t pay.

And the more extreme it affects you, the tastier!   Do you have to sell your wife’s wedding ring to pay the mortgage?  yay!  Do you have to cash in your life insurance policy to get your car fixed?  yay!  Do you have to take a second job so you can buy some groceries and pay down your credit card enough to call Me again?   Yes! Yes!

Financial sadism.  The sadism that just keeps on taking

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laurenrules

I have mentioned before that I am house hunting, and actually putting an offer on a home today (If I can talk them down a bit…)  And the kinky part of me looks at all the possibilities in a home that I can’t freely verbalize to the Realtor without scandalizing him.  Each place for equipment, or attachment points gets noted with a smile. I envision lots of kinky parties.  And a dungeon in the ….basement (And part of it has these beautiful rough stone walls that look dungeon-like!)
I do have an ultimate fantasy for a well appointed dungeon, one I’ve never actually heard of.

Imagine the bondage furniture. Imagine the wall of well apointed toys.  Rows of strap ons and whips and leather implements. Chains. The smell of leather.

And then imagine in a prominent corner, a banking center.  An ATM machine, a little teller window capable of processing loans and checks and transfers.  Even a bookish teller quietly standing behind the bars in the teller window waiting to do his/her duty.

And then the slaves.  Money slaves arriving for their session to thoroughly rape them of all their assets, using every tool at my disposal.   Yum.

I don’t “really” see having a bank in my dungeon as hugely feasible….nor am I really interested in running a professional dungeon. Very problematic in my community in fact.

And of course, actually getting an ATM in my home..highly unlikely.

But maybe I can run credit cards…..*giggles*

Oh and here is a photo from the latest shoot. Wearing that fur felt so very luxurious. Wait until you see how much I tease with this shoot.  (Email me and ask me about it!)