Category — bankruptcy

A few days ago I posted a suggestion that those of you losers close to an inevitable bankruptcy allow Me the honor of finishing off your financial woes.

And Bankruptcy boy J has taken Me up on My kind offer.

He is four months behind on his mortgage and has maxed out most of his credit cards.  He is about to be closed on by a mortgage company I will not name, but will tell you has been IN THE NEWS as a prime example of sub-prime mortgage stupidity and is one of the beneficiaries of the government bailout.Edit

So instead of giving anymore money to that corrupt and useless corporation, instead he is giving the rest of his money until he is broken to Me.  Today I jacked up the phone rate on him, and got money he had earmarked to try to make a mortgage payment, and we will be maxing out his two remaining credit cards over the next few days and then he will have NOTHING.

His money will go to such better use for Me…as I finance my sensible prime fixed rate mortgage in my house buying quest!  I can fill it with beautiful new furniture faster than I hoped.  There is a leather living room set I have my eye on.

So today…I get $1500 instead of the floundering stupid mortgage company in Niteflirt money, and he has promised me a fat Amazon giftcard to buy some new furniture for my house (3 1/2 more weeks!)

I will keep you all tuned for the continueing adventure of Bankruptcy boy J.

If anyone else cares to have Me guide them into bankrupcy, I will begin to keep a running total for a few weeks on how much money has been saved from the government bailout and given to Me instead!!

Are you dancing on the brink of financial disaster?  Too many bills? Your stock holdings have tanked? Not enough income?   You know you’re on a collision course with the bottom and its going to result in you losing it ALL.

So I have a better idea.   Instead of letting it gradually be eaten up by mismanged credit companies and mortgage companies that had executives escape with golden parachutes, and lawyers who do nothing but harass you with pay now letters and the endless pit of the IRS…..instead of that, go out with style.
Allow Me to do the honor of nailing the final nail in the coffin.

I deserve your last few dollars much more than any of those bastards.  I’m still living in style, but I do LOVE being the catalyst for a spectacular crash and burn of your finances.   So go out with a bang and let ME fuck you over.

Not on the verge of bankruptcy?  Want to know what it feels like?

Just call or email and I will show you how a manipulative, exploitative beauty loves to wallet fuck you.