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Well guys, by most standards, this has been a stand up week!  I’m at 5500K for the week, and normally I would be really pleased.

But this week, it’s short of My 10K in a week fantasy….but I have faith!

We have about 30 hours left…Pull out those wallets.

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It’s been 3 days, and we have a long way to go!   I have raped wallets since Friday to the tune of about $3200, still about 6800 short with 4 days to go.  I have not yet gotten the chance to rape My top 2 piggies, so they alone can get Me to this goal, but many have stepped up to the plate to take one for Mistress Lauren’s fantasy.

Last night was a very longgg wallet  rape.  Some of My rapes are mind boggling thousands in 20 minutes.  Last night brought bimbopiggy to his knees, it took about 5 hours!  But finally he coughed up a total of over $450 dollars in a late nighter.  The best part was when he informed Me he only had .02 cents left in his account and would I take it?   Well I can’t send a PTV for under a dime, Niteflirt’s PTV system has a minimum, so he added $1 to his account so I could send him a PTV for $1.02 so his account would be ZERO when I was done, as it should be.

Good bimbo piggy. You know that you have to pay for My attention, and you know that sometimes I’m going to fuck you over when you get nothing in return.

I made bimbo open $25 dollar emails with NOTHING in them. It was hot.

I can send anyone who wants one a $25  email.  Just click and button below.  (Or ask and I will personally send you a bigger empty ptv) Then you can experience what it is “really” like to be used by a FinDomme haha.  The sacrifice of giving and not getting in return.

Just remember, don’t come crying to Me, when it comes up empty!   You *were* told.

Now make the sacrifice.

I have a very silent click and pay piggy, who rarely emails Me but likes to click and pay.

I noticed him going through My new Cash flurry series this morning so I began emailing him.

His response to My emails was My favorite thing ever.   He would buy another PTV!

So this is a word to My “silent piggy”

My favorite kind, not a lot of chatter, just click and pay!!!

Mmmm

Fantasy update:  With silent piggy’s spending spree, I’m only a few dollars from the 2K mark for the week, about 30 hours in.

The rest of you piggies, take a lesson 🙂

Mistress Lauren

Yes, I’m back and have been for a few days, just no desire to blog. I have been taking it easy here at home, a vacation from the vacation! I had a lost luggage adventure, but at last the airline found My suitcase in Chicago. (Understand, I didn’t set foot in Chicago)   Anyway, three days after I get home, My luggage caught up to Me, and its a good thing for you boys, you would have had to make up the difference in what the airline wouldn’t cover! Happily, the luggage was lost on the way home, and not on the trip out.

Anyway, Colorado was fabulous, Utah was fabulous, what little I saw of Wyoming was fun and I hiked and rafted and biked and clubbed and danced, and I was even recognized twice, once in Aspen, by a guy who occasionally buys My photos, who turned around and bought My boyfriend and I lunch, and gifted Me with a fabulous piece of artwork I admired from the Street Art Fair going on the day we were there.  The second time was actually at a State Park in Utah in the gift store, where some trembling man came up to Me, said, “Hi Lauren” and then FLED.   Ok, fess up, which one of you was that?

I also scored some free CDs from a musician in a rest stop that I chatted up who had NO idea who I was.  He just found himself giving Me stuff, it happens wherever I go.

Anyway, I’m back and later today, I’ll be releasing another photo set from the shoot I did the day before I left.  I’m thinking we are due for another delicious wallet rape set, and I may release that, or I may opt for something else. I’l be posting it here and emailing it to you guys, so look for it!

A quick little post from a resort in Vail Colorado.  I’m at the foot of Vail mountain and slept last night steps away from a chairlift that goes up Vail Mountain.  Two rooms down from My hotel is a fully equipped ski shop and about 12 feet from an outside door that is not 30 feet from a chairlift,.  This room would be a skier’s paradise.  Since its July, the skiing isn’t very good at the moment, but its beautiful!  My room overlooks a river and the mountain, and we breakfasted out on our balcony.

I’ve made good use of the gift cards My slaves have bought Me, and have paid little for meals.   Mmmmm

The vacation has been a flurry of activity and fun. I’ve partied, hiked in Rocky Mountain National Park, gone to a rodeo, and other awesome things. Today is biking in Vail and in a couple of days its off to Utah to raft the Colorado.

Keep clicking and paying! I’ve earned almost as much this week as I do when I am around, and its because of My slaves I can vacation in the manner I deserve.

After My bike ride, its massage and spa time, and a full manicure and pedicure.  I love My life.

Mistress Lauren

Vail, Colorado

Miss Me?  Check out My secret gallery while I’m gone

This is My last week before I fly to Denver for My much anticipated summer vacation, and you losers have been doing a stand up job spoiling Me before I go.

Since last week you losers have coughed up over 4K in cash and about $400 in gift cards for My vacation.

That sounds like a lot, but really I have to make up for 9 days of not being around to do wallet rapes, so your part is not quite over.

And I promise some goods you can buy while I’m gone coming up at the end of the week, so that I dont come home to an empty bank account (Horrors!)

Such a fun week,  many submitted their wallets to Me, and usually its a seductive dance.  I actually did a rare “angry wallet rape” last night, from some annoying guy who complained in it seemed like every email the price was too much.
Complain the price is too much?  I just raised it more.  Now a real man would have walked away, but this loser bimbo actually spent almost $240 dollars just to complain I cost too much. …at the end he was admitting his loserhood and begging for mercy.

And I got his last dime, brining his account to the glorious $0.00 I love, by agreeing to writing a humiliating blog about what a pathetic loser he is.  And it wasn’t hard to write the blog, because he *is* an annoying perverted worm of a man who deserves nothing but spite and malice from Me….

So loser, there is your blog post.  It makes good fodder for the other pathetic losers with throbbing hard cocks and full wallets they need some help lightening….. I am here for you!

*laughs*

Mistress Lauren

If you are not already a Lauren junkie, you will be after you buy and view this

3 minutes of slideshow photos along with Hypnotic audio….it will infiltrate tothe deepest part of your psyche and make you Mine…addict you..

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Two New PTVS

EGO CRUSH

it’s a hypnotic mind fuck, a video paired with mindcrushing audio that is crafted to make you into one of

My helpless puppets.  It has binaural beats that will leave you open to My mind crushing suggestions.

It is dangerous, but you expect nothing less from Me.

And especially for the sissies…a sissy assignment I gave one of My slaves who liked it so much I decided to turn it into a PTV. It’s best for sissies who a bit of their own sissy stuff already.

How brave are you?

Yes I have 2 new pay to view sets today, from My “Footlove” set.   One with feet bare-sans nylongs, and one with feet covered in delicious nude stockings.

Which do you like better?

Or

Buy both before you vote!!

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God has ten commandments.  I have eleven

1, Approach Me with a gift, whether it be cash sent in tribute, or purchase of a PTV or a trinket from My wishlist, or shiny glowing feedback from a recent payment.

2.  No payment email sent by Me will languor unpaid.  You will be in sin until the silver and gold goes into My account.

3. Do not pester Me with pointless emails or instant messages for I am not here to be your penpal. Paying to hear My smooth erotic voice or paying to read My arousing words is reward for your paltry useless existence.

4. A hard cock is a joy to Me. A slave with a hard cock is ready for sacrifice.  A loyal and good slave knows that his cock is not his own property, but the property of his Mistress to do with as She desires.

5. Spilling seed without permission is an abomination, and you shall be unclean until you sacrifice a penance.

6. Do your work with joy, for your labors will help finance Mistress’s next vacation (or car, or second home)

7. Do not covet your neighbors house or car, because if you can afford them, you will be giving Me the cash. Do not covet your neighbor’s wife because your mind should be on no woman but Me. If you covet your neighbor however, I may command you to suck his cock.

8. Thou shalt steal and send Me the cash. It is your duty to do what it takes to keep Me living the good life.

9.  Thou shall make a shrine of a special folder on your computer in which you will keep all your Mistress Lauren devotion materials.  This is a holy shrine that you will add to regularly by purchasing new photos, videos and mp3s from Me.  It is an honor to do so.

10. Every day is a holy day to observe for Me,  fitting to crawl to Me offering money and gold and big fat tributes and offering to do as I ask, no matter how humiliating.

11, You will hold nothing back from Me.  You will answer all questions honestly and completely. You will not withhold information that you think may be relevant, and will offer it even if I don’t ask. This commandment is not permission to pester Mistress, that is outside the spirit of its intent.

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