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I’ve been asked by several of you boys and girls that serve Me, to have a wishlist so that you may bestow gifts on Me. I delayed because I realized that My personal information wasn’t secure.

However, I found a way to do it so that now I can feel safe from weird stalker types and know that the rest of you can spent all your money buying Me trinkets and stuff.

I just bought a house afterall,,,,with huge roomy closets, and you can help Me fill it.

And I’ll probably get clothes and shoes for photo shoots too 🙂
Lauren

Here’s the link!

There is one photographer I trust to shoot My images, and he’s far enough away that getting together requires planning, but we have a shoot booked on Sunday morning…

Any requests from the slaves reading this?  You can comment or email Me on Niteflirt, or at Lauren at laurenrules.com
Of course, I promise nothing, but I like having pics that make you undescribably weak.

Go write nice feedback for Me on your calls please.

I do notice!

I got this email from one of My slaves

Dear Mistress Lauren

I definitely have a problem I can’t control. You control it.  It scares me to know you can do whatever you want with me and I am helpless to stop you. I love you and I hate you. You excite me like no other has. The notion I can get you hot by playing your games makes me try even harder. Your games take complete control over me. I was shopping at the supermarket yesterday and I hesitated to pay $8.99 for some buffalo wings, thinking that was too much.  Then I remembered how easily I hand over thousands of dollars to you.  Anyhow I didn’t get the wings. I’m afraid that someday I will give you everything I have.  I know that is your plan, but I don’t know what I can do to prevent it.

Your slave,

phil

He sacrificed his chicken wings, and I turned around and sent him an email for the price of them, 8.99….just for the point of it! (That’s much cheaper then he usually gets). (yes he paid it!)

To drive in the point that he is there to sacrifice for Me…..I’ll take the $8.99 and much much more, thank you very much!

I have a Niteflirt slave who makes sure that every morning he has clicked my *buy me a cup of coffee* button, and emails me that he is waiting on bended knee with a hot delicious cup of coffee.  (and during My recent cold, he made sure it was herbal tea!).  He manages also to make the email every moment a bit different, pleasant to read and it always brings a smile to My face.
This slave has served me in this manner….clicking My $5 tribute button every morning for over a year now.  Many times he does tribute more, or buy photos, but that is extra.  The regular tribute I know he will reliablity send Me.

He gives up a latte every day so I might have one.

Sacrifice is service.

Thank you dear coffee slave!

I have mentioned before that I am house hunting, and actually putting an offer on a home today (If I can talk them down a bit…)  And the kinky part of me looks at all the possibilities in a home that I can’t freely verbalize to the Realtor without scandalizing him.  Each place for equipment, or attachment points gets noted with a smile. I envision lots of kinky parties.  And a dungeon in the ….basement (And part of it has these beautiful rough stone walls that look dungeon-like!)
I do have an ultimate fantasy for a well appointed dungeon, one I’ve never actually heard of.

Imagine the bondage furniture. Imagine the wall of well apointed toys.  Rows of strap ons and whips and leather implements. Chains. The smell of leather.

And then imagine in a prominent corner, a banking center.  An ATM machine, a little teller window capable of processing loans and checks and transfers.  Even a bookish teller quietly standing behind the bars in the teller window waiting to do his/her duty.

And then the slaves.  Money slaves arriving for their session to thoroughly rape them of all their assets, using every tool at my disposal.   Yum.

I don’t “really” see having a bank in my dungeon as hugely feasible….nor am I really interested in running a professional dungeon. Very problematic in my community in fact.

And of course, actually getting an ATM in my home..highly unlikely.

But maybe I can run credit cards…..*giggles*

Oh and here is a photo from the latest shoot. Wearing that fur felt so very luxurious. Wait until you see how much I tease with this shoot.  (Email me and ask me about it!)

The holidays are behind Me, and man it was a busy season for Me!  I went to Florida as part of My celebration and had a great great time.   When I returned it was 70 degrees COLDER. I wanted to get back on the plane and go back to Florida.

And now I’ve gotten busy with house hunting.  Yes, you read that correctly.  The combination of great deals from home owners desperate to sell and low interest rates makes it time for Me to make My move!  All of my slaves of course, are the ones financing this home and my lifestyle.  I’m in the process of looking at houses right now.

So thats what I’ve been busy with, and why I haven’t posted lately.

Back to our regularly scheduled blog now…

My specialty is in game playing.

I’m conceptualizing a new ppv game now…working on the details. I haven’t had games out quite as fast as I wanted, for a myriad of reasons…this one should be among the best though, and like so many lots of work.

I’ve lately been afloat of fantasies of the combination of chastity and financial domination. I would love to drive someone crazy and into the poor house with this. Yum.  I have an idea that has a unique twist to it. I’m tempted to write it down in this blog, but its tooooo good.  It is a mind fuck and money fuck, and I am looking for the perfect candidate for it.  Call me to discuss if you’re interested.

I am letting all you slaves know in advance that I have a birthday coming up on November 9th!

I am accepting amazon gift certificates for my birthday and what I would like most is a nice camera, a nice 35mm digital in time for my December vacation.

You can add send me an Amazon gift card by clicking this button

I actually had a telephone issue for several days that limited my phone and occasionally computer availability. Finally the phone company got it right, and sent a cute guy out to climb up the pole and fix the problem.

Power On!

Frustrating! I know many of you needed me to wallet rape you, and I wasn’t there.

But I have not forgotton about you and your need.  And My need to feel the rush of power as I sodomize your life.  The absence made Me keenly hunger for the taste of knowing I was making a money pig squirm.

Yum 🙂
So How did I pass the time?  Never one to waste time, I got one of my real slaves over here…and  I played feminization games. I turned him into a fembot fuckdoll with a strap on dick for the evening in a long game of tease and denial.

I threw his male underwear OUT the window.

I dressed him in frilly things and psychologically emasculated him with a unique toy designed to humiliate and frustrate him and please Me!

Maybe a broken phone isn’t so bad after all.

Oh and I planned a December Florida vacation, I’ll be staying in a suite and enjoying 4 days and nights of festivities!  I really wanted to go to Greece, but I am saving for a home, and delaying purchase a bit until the prices bottom out a bit and I can swoop in and get a real deal on my future estate. I also attended a couple real estate open houses, and saw a couple real nice homes, but I’m not looking seriously until 2009.

I also have been enjoying my new 40 inch HDTV that was a gift from mark. *wink* thanks mark.

I’m also trying to schedule yet a new photo shoot.  Getting the location/studio/ markup artist and co-ordinating my schedule with my photographers schedule is always a challenge. It’s his busy season apparently.

I have photo ideas that will blow your socks off.  We’ve got a body art shoot planned, yes body paint!!  We’re going to coordinate it with my web site!

Wait until you see..but let me share an artsy one from my recent photo shoot.

Here are some samples that were left me in the past few days 🙂

From a British old bloke

“this was the big one. She showered me with high quality sexy pictures while I took it all in. I’m certainly enjoying looking at them now but they came at a high price. Worth it though. She is an absolute master at what she does and is rewarded duly by her addicts. I phoned out of curiosity after reading her website and being a little skeptical of her apparent power over men. About half way through our chat something happened and I locked in on her voice. She planted images in my head with ease. I now see how easy it is to get hooked in by her. It’s as if she’s cracked some code to the male psyche and has free rein to exploit and control. Be warned. “

And from this slave…I can feellll the pain! I’ve been pushing him more and more and finding out he is good for something—wallet rape.

“I love Lauren. I have been trying to escape her power over me for almost a year now. I am in so much debt and trouble with my wife over Lauren and she does not care one bit. I would think very hard before calling because you WILL be addicted. If you want to lose your money, eventually have problems in the house because you keep spending your hard earned money on this Goddess then this is the place to go. Lauren is soooooo hot you will giver her things you NEVER thought you EVER would give a lady… especially over the phone. True $$$$ Dom ”

And from this guy I refer to as “the financial fuck”

“by far the most controlling woman I have ever come in contact with. I have never been controlled like this she has me wrapped around her finger. She takes whatever she wants I can not say no to her and she knows it. “

I don’t even have to write beautiful copy for My blog. My slaves make it sooo easy.