First of all, I just decided I felt lighthearted today, so lets have some paypig fun!

I’m working on a few projects, I’m writing some FinDomme short stories, and I am also considering doing a podcast for My blog and giving that serious thought.

So there isn’t much serious thought left for the blog, so I think some fun things are in order!

First of all.
This humiliating little You Tube video. It’s been around for a while, but it’s always good for a laugh.

The song:  “Jizz in your pants”

and a couple more!

And of course I’m a Loser!  (well YOU are)

and Weak!

There, those might put you in the proper frame of mind!

Let’s do some polls! Just for fun

How does this photo make you feel?

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and this poll

Listen to this first, where I repeat the pig names and then vote for the one that affects you the most!

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silly photos!

Sexy photos

Now it’s time for the spending report!

Hypnowallet has been falling hard this past week. He totalled $332 making Me happy!

Armpit cashloser was back, and fell for Me hard, on the phone and will photos of …well My armpits He spent $162

Nylon slave spent $173 on Me again. Its gotten to be a very nice (for Me!) habit!

The virgin gigi had a milestone week. She spent $395 on Me, and shelled out a few more for her first set of estrogen pills. How exciting!   The feminization of this paysissy is going even better than I hoped for!

My exposure sissy spent $120, mostly listening to My voice egg her on

My slave extreme paypig managed to disappear for the paypig Olympics, but is back since and spent $125 this span.

HUGE PAY PIG ALERT! I had an AMAZING session with My elegant foot lover, who spent a record $915 on Me this week, including hundreds in tributes. It was lovely and unforgetable! *blows kisses at foot lover*

New to Me, and this blog is “the organist” He clicked and paid to the $102 mark.

egghead lost himself in surrender this week, to the amount of $277.  I just noticed that he is less than $100 from the $30,000 level of spending!  WOW!!!!

I had another new piggy from Scandanavia! This one I am going to call “the dane”  The dane spent $122 on his newfound addiction this week!

And speaking of new pigs, I had yet another one qualify for a blog mention, this one I am calling “humble sub”   This guy spent $155 while getting acquainted to My danger!

PAY PIG ALERT!  Dr X kept coming around, spending $385 this week. I have the feeling he will be having a major fuckover with Me soon. He is overdue

My Austalian paypig came around again, it’s been awhile. (TOO LONG)  He spent $190 one evening pleasing Me.

And also new to My blog (but not Me), is paybot, who spent $237 this week in a click and pay flurry that was lovely to watch

PAYPIG ALERT!  Back after an absence once again is TK, who spent $305 on My Gaslighting series.  Mmmm. He is really close to the $4,000 level of spending lifetime!

and last but not least, mostly, is clubby who spent $225. Excellent!

Wow!

It went until the last moment!

GOLD MEDAL: Goes to steve q fucked at $2,2229

steve struck early, within moments of the contest starting he spent hundreds, and added to it over the next few days, never reliquishing his early lead.

SILVER MEDAL: Goes to “the swede” at $1245 

Responsible for the most memorable moment for Me, and the biggest single payment of the games ($500) You can read more about his now famous, “accidental tribute” below

BRONZE MEDAL: Goes to Dr X at $654

Dr X won a similar paypig competition called “The Game” that I ran several years ago. I wasn’t suprised to see him medal.  Back in June he did a nearly $4,000 session. Too bad that didn’t happen this week!

4th place:  princess gigi at $559

gigi lost herself getting weaker and weaker.  I wsn’t surprised that this was a typical week for her, she is lost in being a virgin sissy

5th place:  The poet at $522

I was surprised and heart warmed to see him do so well. I had an answer an reward for his emails he sent while I was taking My recovery days off. Hey poet, make it so that I can actually send you your reward!

6th place: elegant foot lover at $390.

After I told him about the accidental tribute by Swede, he send Me $100 tribute and then said. Oops, I meant that to be $10. How adorable

7th place: egghead at $358

Three words. “Surrender, add, pay”

8th place: PIG at $322

One word.  “BOOM”

9th place: paycunt $318 

back for a little glory. Completely addicted

10th place obsession at $308

New. Completely addicted.

Spending more than $100 and qualifying for participation awards

wallet rape toy at $241

nylon slave $199

tit cunt  $197

shy roleplayer $182

taxpayer $166

pantyhose junkie $158

clubby $153

Q $145

hynpowallet $139

flipoffidiot $107

last minute dude $103 (qualified with ONE minute left!)

loser boi $100

TOTAL SPENT:  $10,119!  We made the $10,00o level!

TWENTY TWO participants got 22 photos from an ureleased set

and GOLD, SILVER and BRONZE winners will get special bonuses

Total hours Lauren spent this week on the Paypig Olympics?   ~80

So after a couple recovery days I am back.

BEST OLYMPIC MOMENT?

When the Swede was on the phone with Me, and apparently although pretty new to Me, is a seasoned paypig. He Paid My $200 Tribte button as we talked, with encouragement from Me.

Then unexpectedly he paid a $500 tribute button, without any encouragment.

Why?

Turns out he didn’t think he had that much money already loaded unto his account and he was PRETENDING to pay it, to give himself a little paypig thrill (I didn’t even realize some piggies did this). If you dont have enough money in your account, you get a little message saying that you need to add more. He was expecting that message. Imgine his shock when it got paid!

Once I realized the accident, I couldn’t stop laughing! It didn’t even make a different in the standing, he would have won Silver anyway. He is so humiliated, yet turned on by his mistake.

One of My top paypigs, wallet rape toy, revealed that he is declaring bankruptcy! I did this to it. In only 4 years, it has risen to be My #2 Niteflirt spender, spending $120,000 on Me. It has also richly spent on My wishlist and gift cards, and financed trips to Hawaii and Florida for My boyfriend and I.
It is losing its home (I know it’s true, I can see it online in foreclosure) and it couldn’t be prouder!

Wallet Rape toy began as a mere loser male. But I systemically stripped and tranced it of any identity but robot paypig, and then it just grew from there. At some point, he BECAME a robot paypig. It was unable to stop.
Now it will just have to have its finances restructured so that it can continue to serve, sadly at a lower level, but it will always know it did something special for once in its pathetic life!
My only regret is that it didn’t have more money for Me before it hit the bankruptcy edge. Despite it’s bankruptcy to be status, it still managed over $200 on Me since last blog report. Thats dedication!

For the record. This is probably the pay to view series that sent him over the edge. For just $2, you can check it out too (but be WARNED, I have no mercy when you can’t stop)

So I set My sights on other victims. Many serve Me in smaller ways. Many of those will be transformed into more extreme slaves. Which ones of you will it be?

Which one gets the next feature?  Paycunt?  Dr X?   gigi?  goat?  extreme paypig? cumstain?  Lets see who earns it this week.

Photo time!

So, I have been having trouble with My new blog notifications going out, the program I was using just seemed to not be compatible with recent updates of My blog software, so I’ve switched to a different email program, and perhaps those notifications will begin going out again! (fingers crossed)

Now for the spending report.
But first I want to announce that I have decided to return to the $100 level and just try to do the spending report more often even if that’s the whole blog post! I think that the $250 level just discouraged smaller piggies and they have given up.  I dont want to stop doing it, people enjoy it

But today…it’s still the $250 level, and the piggies that made it should be PROUD.

Paypig Alert!   First up is My Exposure sissy who spent $480 dollars on begging Me to expose her sissyhood and pantyhose wearing proclivities all over My blog and the Internet. This sissy just cannot get enough! It’s funny because its at the point where she has to pay Me to exposure her, instead of paying Me to stop exposing her!

  My leg loving Extreme Paypig (Perhaps the next one to follow wallet rape toys path?) spent $720 since the last update. he is really weak for photos like this one (Those money shoes drive him crazy!)

New to My blog is a new slave, I’m calling “fag pig”  This fag spent $270 since he started paying Me a couple weeks ago, and his training is going well.  Next up. He pays Me, and I command him to go find cock to suck.

And My slave clubby has been working very hard on his blog mention, and he overshot the mark (that’s okay!) He spent $300 since the last update!  Hes working on earning his special paypig name next!

Paypig Alert! I was so pleased to see beta male bert back, and clicking and paying. I helped him along in his lost of control. Pathetic and amusing to see someone helplessly paying! He spent $712 dollars!

Crawling back for more wallet fucking photos was cumstain the wallet fucker…he spent $340 since the last report!

Paypig Alert! My virgin sissy, gigi spent $490 since last review, just unable to help from having a tiny stiffy clitty in her panties that made her pay more and more. Oh My!  What a good virgin!

Paypig Alert! Turning into a loyal piggy, is My slave I call goat, who has just gotten wild with all the paying lately!  He spent $440 as I inspired him to earn more and more money at work (that naturally he can spend on Me!) Go get those sales, goat!

Lots of you guys would have been mentioned at the $100 level. So I decided to return to that.

I’m mulling over rewards for pigs that hit higher levels though, other than just a tag. Maybe special reward photos, and twitter mentions and some free phone minutes. Have to mull that one over. Email Me other suggestions. I”m not like to make special videos or recordings, so dont suggest that! Keep your eyes on this place!

Do these three meditative steps to assist in ahieving a deeply mind altered paypig mind state!

1. Meditate on this:

Being a paypig fills a hole in your heart and life that you crave. This deep need to serve a Dominant Woman is INATE.  You were born with that need.

Not everyone is, but you were chosen for this calling, the noble and lowly position as paypig for Lauren.

Think about how you were born for this, predestined for this, and are lucky enough to fulfill your dream!  Focus on that feeling of fulfillment, smile, laugh, cry and stroke while you clutch this emotion to your core.

2. Now visualize an exalted paypig session.

What will it feel like?

How hard will your cock be?

What will you be doing, buying PTVs?  Talking on the phone?  Sending gifts and tributes?  How will you be showing your paypig devotion?

Stroke your cock while you cement this in your mind, knowing that before you can make your paypig life a reality, you have to cement it in your life first!

3. Take this vision, and release it to the Universe, taking a dangerous step of trusting the Universe to make it happen.

Stroking your hard cock, ask the Universe to present you to Lauren for Exploitation.

This is what you will do as you take a concrete step toward it, buy adding $ to your account and buying a pay to view, or sending a tribute.

Do it now!  Make your paypig vision a reality. This will create a bond with Me that will be difficult to overcome.

And it’s time once again for our spending report!
Which of you spent more than $250 since the last blog entry?

Paypig alert!   My paybitch reappeared, paying larger and larger amounts in helpess flurries of paylust. He spent $958 in just a couple sessions.  YUM!

Squeaking in a mention at $251 was My shoesniffing loser, telling Me all about how he wanted to live in My shoe closet, dining on My boyfriend’s cum.  Perverted paypig!

Paypig alert!  My pantyhose viking was about, spending $604 dollars in delicious sessions, and in custom audios! This slut is in for lots of fun listening to his self bondage audio!

My FBI agent was back! I’ve been having a lot of fun with him, working on making him MORE extreme. He spent $290 this week  We are doing a paypig challenge for Febuary. The whole month, he only gets $20 a week, and he will not pay a single bill. Every penny over that $20 he earns goes into MY wallet. YUM

Paypig alert! My extreme paypig in training, spent $780 since the last blog entry. Training is going VERY well! The tributes are getting BIGGER. (YUM)

My elegant foot lover and I enjoyed a lot of time chatting on the chat program and Me sending him foot photos, and him appreciating Me and My time with tributes.  YUM. He spent $365.

Paypig alert!  My good girl, the sweet virgin paysissy gigi spent $626. She is a loyal spender, and spends week in and week out for years, and this is why she is #1 on My list!

My flipoff idiot came about begging for flipoff photos and I extracted $252 from him getting all turned on like a loser paypig looking at Me flipping him the bird!

and sleepy was about clicking and paying (with My encouragement to continue! )  He paid $297 this time around. YUM.

That concludes the spending report. (So much more doable to make it $250 than $100!)

I want each of you to make a paypig promise to make the next spending report. It might be next week, so get busy!

I am here to help you forge a paypig reality that will enhance your orgasms and desires.

Perhaps you found Financial Domination before you found Me, attracted by the Beautiful Confident Women that wanted something of you.  Women who wouldn’t even acknowledge your pathetic existence, but who smiled and demanded you pay them.  Spoing! In spite of your better judgement, your cock got hard.

Perhaps I was the Woman that brought you into Financial Domination, My confidence and beauty inspiring you to read My writings, listen to My recordings.

I give you the tools you need to be a mind-controlled paypig!

Mantras like “i can only get hard when i pay Mistress Lauren”

Photos that appeal to that submissive side of you and remind you of your inferiority compared to Me

My words that swirl around your mind, making you return to read more and more. Words that drill to the very core of your slave being.

I did not give you the tendency to be submissive, to need to be a slave. You were born with it. Even if that fact is a surprise to you (and it is to some), it was always latent within you.

These are the traps I have laid for you.

What *truly* enslaves you is My personal touch working with you, that make your calling a reality. I learn about you, what makes *you* tick.  I can take that information to create even MORE potent pitfalls that you will discover are all but impossible to extricate yourself from. It’s only when I free you (which I do when you run out of money), do you find freedom in poverty.

What we imagine, manifests itself in reality.  What I imagine is a legion of slaves, all surrendering money and gifts to Me.   My ability to turn My fantasies into reality is legendary.  I have a way of making My fantasies into *your* fantasies.  Come with Me, and become My cash slave!

Now for the spending report, which has NEW guidelines

1. when a slave spends $250 between blog mentions he/she will get a blog mention! Since its been a month since I have had  a chance to blog (holidays!), it’s longer today than it’s likely to remain.
2. when a slave spents $500 they will get a “paypig alert”
3. when a slave spends $1000 they will get a HUGE paypig alert

First mention goes to shy tim, who I did a rousing “raise the rate” series of calls, all the way up to $30 a glorious minute!   This slave spent $340 in just a very short period of time! I LOVE these kinds of sessions. What happens is, you call Me, we speak a while, I get into your head. I tell you that you are NOT paying enough to talk with Me, increase the rate, and hang up so you have to call back at the higher rate. I do this again and again, your cock getting harder and harder with each hang up, knowing you will have to pay MORE to hear more of My voice.   Erotic!

HUGE PAYPIG OF THE WEEK ALERT!   Pig Paycunt, slave brian fell victim to My mind control games a couple times over the past month, spending a grand fucking total of $2,250 Holy shit!

paycub was back again, and was happy, because I missed My little balless wonder of fluff! In true beta cub form, he began paying Me! He spent $386

HUGE PAYPIG ALERT! Next comes the slave formerly known as leg addict that I am renaming as “extreme paypig”  The reason I am renaming him is that I am manifesting his destiny, creating My fantasy. I want him to be an extreme paypig and we will begin with the name!  Extreme paypig is going well so far with that, since last blog entry he has spent $1004 !

HUGE PAYPIG ALERT! Dr X was back, spending $302 on Niteflirt, and $300 worth of gift cards!  Sweet!

Footboy was calling a lot this month, spending $350 just to hear My voice lure him into estacy!

HUGE PAYPIG ALERT! My devoted butler spoiled and served Me well this month, spending $728 dollars on long phone calls and ptvs and another $619 on his santa slave duties on Niteflirt!  So well done!

My exposure sissy and I had lots of fun with exposure games, and this sissy spent $365 on this 🙂

 PAYPIG ALERT! My elegant foot lover was very kind and fun this month, to the tune of $570.  Yes, so weak for feet!

PIG gets an alert too, for spending $423 this month, a little low for him. Be afraid, PIG, I’m coming after you!

My tit addicted fool was back, this time for $450. I love those surprise fat tributes he sends!

PAYPIG ALERT!  Fucked up dude, Guitar Loser came back twice more for a total of $668.  He told Me last time that was the last time, but we know the truth. He’ll be back

Formerly known as money bunny, but now rebranded as “titcunt” this slut spent $495 losing all the slut cash on Lauren!

PAYPIG ALERT!  Princess gigi the virgin was back almost daily spending $702 over the course of the month. Addicted virgin sissy!

My no yes Loser generously spent $265, mostly on tributes this month. We got a nice long chat conversation one night as well, talking about….skiing! (and our mutual lack of skiing talent)

PAYPIG ALERT! And back for More abuse, making a new account was paybitch!  This time the bitch spent $501 dollars on his Goddess. It’s so hot that he can’t stay away!

click puppet was outstanding this month, spending $313 mostly in one session. He’s spent $1500 lifetime now!

PAYPIG ALERT! Almost making “HUGE paypig alert” status was egghead, who spent $905 in his mindless surrender to Me this month! Splendid!

New to My blog is paypistol, who spent $310 in his deflowering! well done!

And back for more was cashfuck begger, who spent $31o since last blog post.

Now that the holidays are over, I plan to be back to regular blogging, yay!

These are all recent pay  to views you must check out if you haven’t yet!

see you soon!

This is the week all you slaves, pigs, sissies, losers and junkies spoil Me!

November 9th is a day of Holiness on your calendar! (It’s Thursday this year!)

I’ve been putting gifts on My wishlist at a feverish pace, and so many of you have been responding!

I also love amazon gift cards sent to laurenamazon@gmail.com

On My birthday, I”ll be sending out some Pay to views too, so look for them!

and of course, I will send you a pay to view ANYTIME!

Spoil This Birthday Goddess!

I want to post My schedule for the next week, and check to see if I have updated it.

Mistress Lauren’s schedule for the next week, all times in EST

Wednesday the 8th   7 pm to 11 pm

Thursday the 9th (My birthday!)  7 pm to midnight

Friday the 10th 2 pm to midnight

Saturday the 11th You are out of fucking luck today

Sunday the 12th  Uncertain. Probably sometime during the day, but I might be having a belated birthday celebration with friends in the evening. You are welcome to look

Monday the 13th 7 pm to midnight

Tuesday the 14th 3 pm to midnight

I will be updating My blog with more dates, and eventually, I plan on deciding on a long-term schedule that gives Me the content creation time I need!

Now it’s time for the spending report

Let’s head it off with nylonslave spending $122. (Attention, I have new photos for you)

New to My blog is “cashfuck beggar”, a guy that has lurked around My blog for ages and has been part of pay mail club, occasionally buying something.  The other night, chatting let to the damms bursting open. He called Me for the finale at $10 a minute!  He spent $210 on our delicious session!

Leg addict is indeed addicted to chat, and tributing so I can send him dangerous photos in chat….his spending this past two weeks was $580.  Mmm.  In many ways, he reminds Me of My long time slave PIG

and footboy keeps calling, recently we did $100 worth of calls 🙂

HUGE Paypig Alert!  My special femsissy slave gigi, and her tiny clitty named felicity spent about $1185 on Me since the last spending report.  This is why she remains My number #1 loser!

My exposure sissy and I had so much fun the past couple of weeks, and it cost her $250! Yum!

My longtime slave PIG went a little wonkers recently, spending $371 on our special “BOOM” games!

HUGE New Paypig Alert!   Another huge NEW slave for Me, that I have been enjoying a lot is a guy I’m gonna call “guitar Loser”  He claims to be mostly an alpha male, but something about ME makes him a weak paypig loser. So I’m gonna take this Loser for everything, and he’s off to a fucking amazing start, with $2750 in Niteflirt spending and another $405 on My wishlist and an amazon gift card.  This..makes Me very happy!

My butler was back after a long business trip, spending $170 on Niteflirt and over $300 on Amazon gifts.  I can’t wait until more Lauren spoilage continues!

Helpless dave spent $117 since the last update. I think it would have been more, but we had trouble connecting. It seems he enjoys Niteflirt while I am sleeping!

My elegant foot lover and I had several amazing chat conversations and he spent about $173 on Me. Oh, and lover? I have new foot photos!

The old fool, titfool spent $179 on amazing photos of My amazing breasts…..I know how to make him pay!

paycub was about, paying $85 on Niteflirt and $100 worth of gift cards on Amazon

Paypig Alert and New Slave!  Welcome to My blog, the junkie I”m gonna call “drinking buddy”  We had a lot of fun with PTV sessions the past couple of weeks.   He spent $353 getting to know how dangerous I am!

And addicted pete was back for more teasing, this time for $130.  Never can get enough Goddess Lauren!

and trainee was back, spending $245 on pay to views, and reaching the $2,000 level of spending. Wow!

egghead had $110 of spending. I have the feeling he’s do for a MAJOR session.

HUGE Paypig alert!  In just a few very short minutes, perhaps only 5 or 10 minutes, sleepy went on a rampage on My pay to views, getitng all the way up to the $100 in a series he liked.  He was clicking and paying without even looking at the photos!  In mere moments, he had sent Me $410.  This is behavior to emulate piggies!

sissy j had $100 a spending, managing a blog entry!

and I enjoyed the $120 that Lauren’s junkie paid this week! Keep doing that junkie!  Plus many beautiful captioned photos of Me on his twitter 🙂

My shoe sniffer pleased Me with $195. Still so many dangling shoe photos for you sniffer.  You can pay Me and maybe I’ll let you fantasize about living in My closet.

Paypig alert! and before I killed his credit card, I squeezed $315 from paycunt. Pay off enough for a really HUGE session on your upcoming trip cunt!

and button was back with lots of click and pay for a total of $130.  All you smaller spenders add up!

and wallet rape toy managed a mention this week for spending $118.  I miss the multi-thousand dollar spending sprees, but sometimes I break My toys.  This guy was one.  I hope that soon he can manage the big sprees he once did, but it was worth it anyway, because they were fun!

I know you’re looking for My blog entry,

I have been wanting to write a blog entry, but I have been out straight lately!

I love the chat program on Niteflirt, but it’s created a stampede of piggies.  I always have the eternal struggle.

Do I session My slaves or work on content (blog, photos, pay to views, recordings, website updates)?

Good content requires time and inspiration. Sometimes it needs time to incubate, which is where I am now.  I get kind of a “writer’s block”   This is creative work, and it doesn’t just spew out on demand. (Like piggy cocks!) I think My mind should be obedient and obey My commands to create fun content you want that profits Me, but funny, My mind is often disobedient!  I suppose that’s why I’m the one in charge, and not you!

So this will be a newsy post.

I am taking more afternoons off for  the next 2-3 weeks.   I will be both goofing off (hiking and cooking are two activities that come to mind) and doing more content creation without interruptions. I plan to still be available in the evenings. I might be around, if I miss you guys enough, and I’m categorically planning to be around Friday and Sunday afternoons, so those are good times to find Me. As always, I wont be around Saturdays. I gotta spend time with My peeps in real life too!

Rough Mistress Lauren schedule the next couple of weeks

All times in Eastern Standard Time

Note, on days I am available in the afternoon,  I take about an hour break around 6 pm for dinner. I do not like eating at My computer.

Sundays about 3 pm to 11 pm.

Mondays about 7 to midnight

Tuesdays about 7 to midnight

Wed about 7 to midnight

Thursdays about 7 to midnight

Fridays about 2 pm to midnight

Saturdays:  Weep in your pillow, but still send money!

In other news, My webpages are being transferred to a new server sometime in the next few days. They have promised Me they won’t go down, so keep your fingers crossed for Me.  The server I am on runs some outdated software that just won’t run My sites effectively, so the new server will pose less restrictions, I hope!

And in other news, these are new recent Pay to views to check out

AND most importantly, My birthday is coming up on November 9th!

I will be keeping My wishlist all updated for you to show Me that you too, are a special paypig.
If you buy something let Me know to check My mailbox (It gets shipped to a shipping place I have to go to)

And after that is Christmas. I’m always good for spoiling around the Holidays, and good for having Santa slaves buy things for MY friends and family for Me.  I’ve got at least one volunteer, but I would be happy to help anyone who wants to serve that way.

You will also notice lots of French study books on My list. Yes, I’m planning to start studying French, and I am in the materials gathering stage.  When you serve Me, you serve an intelligent Woman who never stops learning. Sometimes I learn things that make Me more dangerous (like NLP or graphic design)  Sometimes I just learn something because *I* want to learn it. (like piano, French, or vegetarian cooking).

Serving Me means buying Me stuff that that pleases *ME*  not stuff that pleases you.

Now, speaking of things that please Me, lets do the spending report!

leg addict returned as predicted, and his addition grows. Over the last two weeks, he has spent $608.  He didn’t think it could happen to him

New and huge paypig alert!  I have a new paypig and I can tell a future devoted slave! He is very service oriented, and I have enjoyed several phone conversations with this delightful gentleman!  I call him butler, and he loves to fetch! My butler has spent $1800 on Niteflirt and another $300 on Amazon in just this first week.  Gifts included things as mundane as a dental water pick and as special as books and jewelry.  I love it and he is where he belongs, with Me!

My exposure sissy spent $190 on Me for exposure fun! I love how has become a regular feature!

PIG has been missing Me, so only managed $142 the past 2 weeks. PIG you have a target on your back!

My junkie, leg tranced slipped and spent $101. haha, look a blog entry, you ARE still addicted!

Back again was sleep puppet, for $200.  They dont stay away long!

and My junkie, nylon slave was back for $166.  He can’t get enough of those nyloned feet!

HUGE Paypig alert!  My virgin sissy gigi, really tried to moderate her spending, but she failed, lured in by her treacherous virgin clitty, “friend”. She spent over $750 the last two weeks.  YUM

and My sissy jocelyn, who is new to being a sissy for Me, but not new to Me, had a milestone! She sucked cock! At least three times I’m aware off, and now she is not allowed to cum, unless she sucks cock. Good thing she seems to LOVE it, the little slut.  You never know where training will lead!  And she spent $240 on Me in the last two weeks too!

My no yes loser was about again, and we listened to music AND I exploited $155 from him the past two weeks. Yum

Paypig Alert!  My addicted mind controlled egghead really went nuts over the last couple of weeks.  $445 that used to be his, is now Mine!

and helpless dave was back for $240 Mmmmm I enjoy our sesssions

and wagner returned for $235. I am very addictive. He knows it is a fact now.

 NOT a PAYPIG ALERT!  My sugar daddy elegant foot lover and I had so much fun. And he gifted Me $430 !  So fun and so yum!

I was happy to see My slave needful one spent $109 this week. He’s gifted Me with some nice big ticket items from My wishlist, and I love seeing him lurk around. (Hey, My birthday is coming!)

Paypig alert! and also getting recognition this week is My sweet little paycub, who spent $340 on Niteflirt and $130 on Amazon gift cards 🙂

Now, who will be on next spending report?

Quick announcement:  I am not going to be around Friday or Saturday. I’m usually on Fridays, so you guys may be looking for Me, but I am going to a wedding! (No, not Mine! haha)  Saturday I’ll be recovering for said wedding. Look for Me Sunday!

Some of you know the old adage, “you catch more flies with honey than vinegar”, basically an admonishment to be nice so people will cooperate with you.

And for some men who contact Me, that’s true. I have a couple of long time clients I am always nice too, because they are more into sensual Domination, being charmed and making Me happy because they are so charmed.  I enjoy those men, but they do not commonly come into My sights. (But any man who just wants Me to be nice AND is willing to pay lots of money is welcome to contact Me! ) It’s still a manipulation, just a nice one!

Now some of you deep down know you don’t serve any honey, only vinegar. Your wee little cock will only respond to dirision, bullying, humiliation and all around meaness directed at you.  Once I figure that out, that’s all you can expect.

The majority of you are controlled with a little of both. This is My favorite quite honestly, because it’s the delicious contrast. Humiliation from someone who was just being nice to you is more powerful, catches you a little off guard.

One moment I am expressing interest in you, laughing with you, even complimenting you. The next moment I slip in something that cements your position as an inferior loser below Me.  Imagine this:  “You are really nice looking. You are smart, funny and easy to talk with….too bad that I would never be with a man with a loser cock like yours.  It’s like a sudden slap of ice cold water. And even more cock hardening.

And all of you, just throw your cash at Me!  As you should!

Speaking of weak men throwing cash at Me…I have been having a ball with the  new chat feature, check it out!

I’ll show you how I can enhance your chat (for a price of course)  Lots of weak men have become almost instantly addicted to it!

I’ve had a couple of new Pay to views, both beloved quickly.  Go buy them if you haven’t!

Who threw cash at Me since the last update?  Let’s see!

hypnowallet starts off the report. He spent $162 in one session, listening to My voice lull him into a pay stupor. He deserves kudos for tolerating some glitches of technology too!

the iFool was back for a fun little tease, he spent $112

New Lauren Junkie!  Foot boy and I had a couple very hot conversations and he began his addition to My feet! he spent $162

My pantyhose junkie and I had a nice long phone call, and he discovered the fun of a chat session with photos! He spent $145

and PIG, he spent $160 as he slide his long slide down into financial ruin

titfool was nosing around paying for tit photos again, this time for $113

A new slave, I’m going to call  10-10, hopefully he will recognize himself here, spent $160 and deleted his account. I wont be surprised if he returns.

I had fun making a custom audio for My pantyhose viking, which was well recieved. He spent $220 this week enjoying his new Mistress

I had fun using My cumstained wallet fucker for $210. Mmmmmm

sissy lily was back for another round of use, this time for $140. Mmmm

New Lauren Junkie and HUGE paypig alert! My new slave leg addict quickly become addicted to our illustrated chats….He didn’t think it was going to happen, but it did, and he’s been coming back day after day, spending $590 in a very short time!

sexy jocelyn was back, also lured in by chat, spending $100 this week.

pignic was back spending $179, mesmerized by how much cash I make, and how I LOVE to take take take

Pay Lover Alert!  Remember what I mentioned about vinegar and honey?  Well My elegant foot lover is a honey guy and My honey sugar baby sent Me $400 in tributes and chatting this week. Mmmm  So he gets a special designation. Dont you losers wish you were lucky?

My British paypig finally made the spending report after ages and spent $104.  I think he can do better

Trance boy was back with yet another account and spent $207 yum

My Aussie paymoosie managed $125 in gift cards. Good loser!  Think of sucking alpha male cum from My fingers, k? Soon that extreme session WILL happen

PayPig Alert!   My junkie egghead spent $308 this week in a mindless haze of obeying My open thighs and obeying My demands.  Life is good in Lauren Land

My slave click puppet was back doing his quiet click puppet thing, this time for $185

After his huge week last week, mind controlled john was back for another $360. Mmmmm

Mm shoesniffer was back for $112.  I have sooo much more for you sniffer…looking for you

PayPig Alert!  Irish dope was back for $230.  He begged Me to stop raising the rate on the PTVs, so I stopped, but he just keep buying them at that rate! hahaha

Loser Louis was back for $145. Mmmmmmm  It’s been awhile, but I enjoyed his click and pay flurry! He is pathetic, but useful on occasion

Quiet sweet money slave button did a little flurry of paying, spending $131. Good job button! Do more!

wallet rape toy was about, fulfilling his robot paypig programming and transferring $181 of what little cash he has left to Me. He’s losing his house to foreclosure. I verified it online. He’s paid Me about $150,000 over the last three years. I guess I am more important. He has his priorities right!

HUGE PAYPIG ALERT!   The HUGEST spender honors this week go to paycub, who completely lost control, realizing his beta status as a non breeder who is luck to be allowed to empty his tiny paycub balls. he spent $1,025 on Niteflirt and another $175 on My Amazon wishlist.  I really enjoy this loser! 🙂 He’s fun to abuse!

Manipulating you with NLP, now

I enjoy manipulating submissive men, women, and sissies with NLP (Neuro-Linguistic Programming)

It is fun, effective and it makes you enjoy the experience of surrendering to Me, so it’s fun for both of us.

Even now, I know the thought of surrender to Me makes your cock stiffen

Think about having your mind controlled by a dangerous Woman like Me. How your cock will get hard when I tell it, and how I will make the orgasms sooo amazingly powerful. How I will train you to have an amazingly hard cock when you pay.

Go ahead and stroke it.  Imagine the JOLT of desire that flows through you when you click a button and pay!

And the knowledge that there becomes a kind of connection between you and Me when you pay. The bond of cash.

It’s more intimate than you know…

That’s it.  Boiled down to nuts and bolts. Descriptive language makes you crave what I offer. And many sample the goods.

Now on to stuff I am offering this week!

Now, I had a photo shoot this past weekend! (I am busy keeping you guys manipulated!)  I went ahead and made a little slide show that has a few photos, but it has photos from each of the upcoming four sets I did on Saturday. And it’s a slideshow for only $5!

Also, I did a Diary Podcast for Paymail club that was so popular I thought I would offer it to everyone. (Attention, you might have already bought this through Pay Mail Club, ask Me if you’re not sure)  It is a little podcast about my thoughts on NLP and some stuff I’m thinking about the future. It’s a fun listen of Me and My stream of consciousness.

Also, This is a new Pay To View, Money Slave Kit. It’s FULL of stuff. An audio, a slideshow, captioned photos, choice other photos. You need it. So buy it It’s getting amazing feedback

Now, It’s time for My Spending Report and there are new slaves!

New and HUGE Paypig Alert! First up is My Blackmail Canuck, who has been around for awhile, but this time we started chatting and before you knew it, I found out about his secret desire to be coerced and he was spilling secrets. That and a little Google Reseach ended up into a very profitable day of $515 for  Me. I love Me a good slave!

I had more fun with My exposure sissy this week, this time for $178 dollars

Paypig Alert!  My nylon slave was back, and I managed to charm $320 from him. And wait until he sees some of the new photos I shot this past weekend!

My good old slave titfool was back for $158

Mmm helpless dave was back for $120. I am always happy to lighten his wallet!

HUGE Paypig Alert! And My sweet femsissy gigi was at it again, listening to My voice and being even MORE deeply trained to pay. This week she sent Me $781. It will just make her more and more femmy and subservient. Her tiny clit in her panties is now mostly inert.

My viking was back too!  Viking spent $149, much of it in the new chat system!

And fruity was back with $116 in spending. He wants a different name than fruity on the blog. But until he inspires Me this is all I can think of.  What inspires Lauren?  Hint:  It’s green (at least here in the US!)

New paypig!   New to My blog and service was a new slave going nuts over My ass.  (who can blame him?)  I’m going to call him wagner. (We will see if he knows the connection) He spent $225 this weekend. YUM

Paypig Alert! I was overjoyed to see paycub back this week! He spent $210 on Niteflirt and sent Me $100 Amazon gift card just out of the blue.  I LOVE that.  Anyone can send them to Me at laurenamazon@gmail.com  Don’t let paycub get all the glory!

My paycunt was back this week, spending $195 this time around. And not even on a business trip. The loser is addicted!

HUGE Paypig Alert!  And lastly,  another huge alert comes from steve q fucked, I rinsed him dry for $412 dollars!  And he’s sooo close to the $5,000 level of spending.  Get there steve! I love it when he loses control

I love it when any of My junkies/losers/fans/pigs/sissies/slaves lose control for Me.
Lose control and get your blog mention!

I am always thrilled to find a new way to take your cash…or encourage you to give it to Me

It’s Niteflirt’s new text chat, although its more like an instant messager than phone chat.

Find Me Here!

It’s closed for new signups for a couple days, but they are reopening it later this week (they tell us)

You need a cell phone number to verify. American and Canadian ones will work fine.

No cell phone number?  No American cell phone number?
You can use THIS site to sign up for a free number,  (Textnow.com) and you can actually use the site on another device, a computer, tablet, or smart phone on the NF website.

Many of you already have it! I am experimenting with fun new ways to use it to drain your wallet.

If we have chatted before, I can send a random message that pops up in your browser when you’re on Niteflirt to remind you of Me. (So devious)

The price is set at 69 cents per volley. You send, when I respond, you get charged.  Right now, that’s the price set by Niteflirt.  But I wont be making $$ off you with this…it’s just a session enhancement tool. You will be paying Me….

So throw Me a text.  You can send it 24 hours a day, and as soon as I can I will respond.  That might be instantly or hours depending 🙂

And a word on the polls from a couple of weeks ago.  They are invalid. 🙁  Despite asking for guys to vote only once, someone doesnt listen, goes into a private browser and votes 100 times. I think I know who it is, and that won’t get them unblocked either.)  How do I know?  I look at the polls often.  When an item has x amount of votes in single digits, and that item goes up over 100 over night, when the ones that were beating it only go up about 3 votes, I KNOW someone is tampering.  I’m not sure what I will do for future polls.  Too bad

Now you may have noticed I did not blog last week.  I have been finding it really hard to blog in the summer. Next summer, I might cut back to every other week. I’ve done once a week pretty faithfully all of 2017, and I’m going to try to finish the year at that rate…it makes the spending report easier for example…

Speaking of the spending report 🙂

Paypig Alert! First up is My oink loser, GC. He and I enjoyed a nice raise the rate phone session and he bought lots of Pay to Views too.  He spent a total of $330 on Me.

My pantyhose wearing guy did a nice long $100 phone call with Me. Mmmm

I had $103 worth of fun with My exposure sissy!

Huge Paypig Alert! PIG could not stay away, and over the last couple of weeks has spent $420. YUM

Another who couldn’t stay away was tit fool. I have $190 of his cash now.

Paypig Alert! And another addict is leg tranced. I hit him on many sides and he spent $275 since last update.Mmmm Delicious

My elegant foot lover spent $205 on Me, including in a couple of $50 tributes.  He’s more of a sugar daddy than a submissive, but I get to be brilliant and bratty and he gives $$ if I’m sweet. I can do that too!

Paypig Alert!  and sissy j also gets an alert,she spent  $275 dollars and I gave her lots of fun assignments. yum!

New to My blog is “boob” He went crazy on goody bags, even buying the $50 tribute one. He spent $104 since last report! Good job!

Huge Paypig Alert! Princess gigi was complete virgin putty in My hands as I lured her in again and again the past couple of weeks. $477 are now Mine!

Helpless dave fell victim to the chat, it resulted in him being lured in to spent $213 in a nice session. Yum

Huge Paypig Alert! Hypnovictim was back, clicking and paying another $538, and now he’s spent more than a grand on Me in a short time! yay!

Nice to see loyal peter back on Niteflirt, this time spending $112.  I look for more exploitation opportunities with him!

Paypig Alert!  egghead continued his spending ways, surrendering again and again, this time spending $308.  I’m do demanding!

Another piggy stopping by for a fun session was Q.  I love teasing Q, and separated him from $105.  Mmmmm

Paypig Alert! and wallet fucked cumstain stopped by for a huge fucker, this time for $322.  YUM

Most of the guys that have spent lately have done less than $100 or a HUGE amount. I like the HUGE amount. So many of you just missed blog entries by spending in the $90s.  What are you thinking?  Do better!  I want your names on My blog too!

oh did you see My new slideshow?  No?  Go buy it now, and see you next week!