Paysexual Slavery with Lauren and lots, lots, more!

Dearest readers, fans, sluts, slaves, sissies, lovers, toys, losers, freaks and fags.

It has been since AUGUST since I have blogged and I am in absolute shock. I knew I was overdue but had no idea until I looked to see when the last date was and I am shook! The spending report is going to be long and the amounts higher than usual because of the time period it covers.

So let’s talk about Paysexual Slavery!

What is it? It’s when I brainwash you, using the techniques I have spent years developing, to transform your need to orgasm into a need to pay Me for that pleasure. Paying Lauren becomes your sexual orientation and is one you should be proud to have! The nature of that addictive feeling enslaves you, your psyche, your cock and your money to Me.

I invite you to join the LBGP+ community, which stands for Lauren Becomes God, Pay (pay Her All the cash and all the things) The word “invite” here does a lot of heavy lifting. It’s sexual, coercive, mind controlling and addictive.

You will learn that there is no bliss like Paysexual Bliss

There are no orgasms as powerful as Paysexual orgasms.

There is no slavery as pleasurable and enduring as Paysexual Slavery

Think about how sexy it will be when you are a proud accomplished Paysexual in My stable or paypigs. Seeing your name in My blog regularly, looking forward to our time together when you deliver your cash to Me. Getting rock hard when you see your credit card bill, as the concrete proof of your service and devotion!

I want you to take great pride in cutting all your discretionary spending because “I” am your discretionary spending now.

So many are finding this out. They are finding out that it’s a lot easier to become addicted to Me than it is to escape Me and it’s GLORIOUS!

In other news!

Sunday, November the 9th is My birthday and I will be available to give you all an opportunity to show Me the cash love I deserve!

Recent PTVs, go buy them!

My schedule this month:

My life is still filled with personal chaos that continues to be in effect and I can’t tell you when it ends. I’m still caretaking several days every month and I am pleased that my loved one is still with us, but he still needs a lot of help. I am also taking a very short vacation because I really need to decompress a bit from all the personal stress.

I will be here through Wednesday November 12th on My regular schedule (see schedule on right hand side) On Thursday November 13th, through Monday November 18th, I’m taking a vacation! We were going to fly to Savannah to enjoy the city there, but all the airport and flight delays from the government shutdown are sort of scaring us off because the purpose of the trip is to relieve stress, not cause it! So instead we’re just taking a little road trip to stay in a nice hotel and just hang out doing whatever we want.

I’ll be here two days, Tuesday the 18th and Wednesday the 19th (yes an unusual Tuesday) to ease some cravings, then it’s caretaking time and I will be gone Thursday the 20th through Sunday the 23rd. I will be back the 24th, that’s Thanksgiving week and I have NO idea yet where I will be

The Fuckover Report

Because of My delay blogging this is a HUGE report, with HUGE numbers, running 2 1/2 months! So keep that in mind, but is a lot of fine, FinDomme wetting spending that happened!

Uber Paypig Alert!

My top spender has been losing control over the last several months. He deletes his account, but comes back again and again. He was formerly just “w” but now I have renamed him “exploit-a-toy” Exploit-a-toy’s spending over the past two months? Hold on to your hats and bank accounts. $10,654. Thanks for the nice vacation exploit-a-toy!

Ultimate Paypig Alert!

My good girl payclitty OUTDID herself, in a bunch of raise the rate calls and so much time at the $50/min level that she ended up spending…..$7,178. NICE! I’m proud of you payclitty, and LOVE our calls

Legendary Paypig Alert!

My #1 lifetime spender and devoted paypig, Dr x was busy pleasing Me, with $2,904 in Niteflirt spending and an additional $422 in Amazon spending for a grand total of $3326. YUM. I love our time together.

Legendary Paypig Alert!

My sissy boomer did very well! This cock whore benefited from a long interval between blog posts, as it got her a Legendary mention. Her addiction is growing and she achieved $2378 in spending. What a great paysexual sissy!

Extreme Paypig Alert! Still pleasing Me after many years is helpless dennis, who falls under the thrall of My photos and words! Dennis spent $1926 since the last blog entry, not too far from a Legendary mention. Good work slave!

Extreme Paypig Alert! Another extreme paypig who benefited from the longer time was j the junkie, another who just missed Legendary status, with $1925 of spending

Extreme Paypig Alert! My long time slave, PIG has entered into the danger zone lately, obsessively paying and paying. He spent $1859 since the last blog and lifetime he’s just passed the $105K level. Yes, SIX figures. He’s My third highest spender of all time and he’s been with Me for almost 18 years, proof that I am a true addiction.

Extreme Paypig Alert! My very good honeymuffin, buffy, tried hard to stay away, but still managed to spend $1321, even though she took a whole month off on spending. I dont think it worked. She’s just keep paying all the way to bankruptcy, as My #2 slave on the lifetime list

Extreme Paypig Alert! My good boy irish dope and I dont recently have compatible schedules, but we did manage a beautiful big session where he spent $1095 and earned his Extreme mention in one session!

Extreme Paypig Alert! Another slave who hit the extreme level this time around was fartbot. He just kept clicking paying My ptvs while I slept. Good fuckboi! he spent $1049. YUM

Extreme Paypig Alert! My slave, just another ATM reached Extreme level this time, spending $1007. What a devoted paywhore he is!

New Slave and Extreme Paypig! A new slave who is finding out how perilous talking to Me is, I am calling mantra whore, for his love of My mantras. This guy spent $1024 in a hurry and I LOVE it!

Paypig Alert! My good nylon slave called a few times to get an alert, while spending $305. Nice!

My good sissy caged yankee managed a mention with $114 in spending

New Slave and Huge Paypig Alert! A slave I am calling “payray” pleased Me with chat, tributes and exciting phone calls and spent $633 getting addicted to Me!

Newer slave pigface managed to get a mention with $103 in spending

Paypig Alert! My slave, dumpster dweller got a red letter mention for spending $363. He really is a loser, not just pretending to be one.

Slave fruity returned to earn a $140 mention. Good boy!

Huge Paypig Alert! My oink loser sissy came around to help increase her lifetime spending (she has goals!) and this time around managed $717. Well done oink loser!

My quiet gentleman got a mention with $185 of spending since the last blog!

Paypig Alert! It’s been a long time, but I heard from My good boy “Lauren’s footstool” My good boy and I did a nice rousing raise the rate (aka rtr) session and he spent $415, so fun!

My good boy nicky piggy got a mention with $174 of delicious chat tributing!

Paypig Alert! Earning his first “red letter” mention is “fine student” who oinked away $335 bucks! Soo fun!

I was happy to welcome “surprised”‘s money back into My bank account recently, he earned his mention with $178 of spending!

Huge Paypig Alert! My long time grump of a slave pigbait spent $873 crying about how he hated paying but he’s too addicted to stop. Tough shit pigbait, you were warned in the beginning that I have no mercy.

My good boy button reappears here with spending of $178

Paypig Alert! My addicted slave footdope called again a few times! He spent $310 crying, squirting and then a nice intelligent conversation. It’s funny how a hard cock makes his mind into soft goo where he can only beg and cry. Post nut, a different interesting person.

My good sissy tigress pleased Me by spending $264. YUM

New Slave! I’ve been enjoying addicting a new slave I’m calling leatherboy, due to leather making him lose his mind! My leatherboy spent $190 finding out about how addictive I am!

Just missing a paypig alert was bambi, who had $296 of spending since the last post

New Slave! Another new to My blog slave is a german guy I’m calling “puddle” , poor puddle spent $185 dollars to learn brainwashing is real.

My very good boyscout pleased Me with a nice spoiling session of $269. YUM

Huge Paypig Alert! Another slave getting a huge alert is spawn, back again with so much delicious click and pay, mmmm. He spent $754 and I LOVE it.

My good boy Lauren’s footlicker spent $139 and pleased Me A LOT.

Huge Paypig Alert! My solelover earned a red letter mention because he couldn’t stop paying! He spent $629. Nice!

My goonpiggy was back, and this time he spent $286. I look forward to future milkings!

Huge Paypig Alert! Another slave who pleased Me very much was helpless dave, spending $624, most of it in one session of $539

My cute little pussycat slave was back clicking and paying and she spent $115 to earn a mention.

Huge Paypig Alert! The harder My slave weak4legs tries to escape Me, the more deeply he falls deeply to the brainwashing anchors in his mind! His spending this period was $540 YUM.

That’s it for this extensive spending report! I hope the next one is long too, and you have to get going to get your name on it!