Signs that you Might be Addicted to Lauren!
First of all, I will be completely truthful here. I WANT My paypigs to be addicted to Me, that’s My goal. I warn each of you that I will do everything in My power to addict you, and MANY pigs will testify that I am very good at doing so.
Signs of a Lauren Addiction.
- When you are horny, you log on to see if I am available on Niteflirt
- You stroke your cock to My photos, videos and mantras. (and this blog!)
- If you have had a stressful day, you want to be cash abused by Me
- Your cock gets hard when I mention cash fuckery, or bankruptcy, or maxing out your credit card for Me.
- You enjoy reading about other paypigs getting royally fucked over by Me and it makes you hard.
- Your cock won’t get hard unless you are thinking about Me taking advantage of your wallet
- OR your cock won’t get hard unless I AM financially abusing you.
- You delete your account after a fuckover, vowing to quit Me. But as soon as you sprout another woody, you are back and paying.
- If you argue with your wife/significant other, you end up logging on to find Me to pay.
- If you notice your credit card bill is high because of Me, you get hard and log on to pay Me more
- You find yourself craving Me and feel as if you have no control in our relationship (hint: you don’t)
- You may lack a life outside your job and paying Me.
- You may abuse other substances along with your addiction to Me. (Common but not always true)
- After you read this blog, you will contact Me to pay Me again.
How Lauren will help you break your Lauren Addiction
- I won’t
- It’s a you problem
- I want you addicted because it feeds MY Findom fetish.
How I make you MORE addicted
- I use science to addict you. I’m an expert at getting you to release oxytocin and dopamine, addiction hormones that will make you love Me, need My approval and pay Me!
- I intentionally study addiction, relationships, abuse, brainwashing techniques and other mind control tricks so that you will become MORE dependent on Me!
- I intentionally forge a bond between us that is unique and special to help enslave you.
- This addiction is psychological bondage and I relish that power!
- I eroticize your financial pain so you associate pleasure with debt.
- I subtly undermine your self worth and attach it to Me.
- I tell you everything I am doing the whole time, because it keeps you addicted.
Observations:
Now, one would think that reading what I do to men and sissies would make others stay away. And I suppose some do, I don’t hear from them. They are not susceptible to My power, so why waste My time. I want the slaves that gravitate towards the unethical corruption and addiction I offer, the ones I can train to be a cash machine for Me. And these slaves pay Me when they have cash, and when they don’t, they obsessively read what I write and figure out how to get cash to pay Me. Like a good boy!
Announcements:
You may have noticed that it has been a while since I have blogged. That’s for two main reasons. Firstly, Niteflirt is being forced by their payment processor to ban the use of certain words. The one that affected Me the most is the banning of the word. “h*pnosis” or “h*pno” Now, I can still mesmerize, trance, mind control, brainwash, condition and indoctrinate you as long as I do not “h*pnotize” you. So no worries, BUT this has meant a LOT of editing on My part. I have almost 3,000 ptvs and goody bags to go through. I have new graphics to make for many pay to views. I have to change names of files. I have to edit My whole NF+ feed, and I will have to edit My websites too, if I want to link to them from My listings. It’s a really BIG job and it will take weeks. I have done what I must to keep the listings from getting pulled down. (They did give us a grace period) but there are a bunch of PTVs I have to fix. They are still on My PTV store (but they will be re-tooled to be compliant over the next few weeks so I can link to them from Niteflirt again) but they are not on the Niteflirt listings. This doesn’t effect you much, except I ask you to avoid using the “h” word! Don’t worry, I’ll remind you if you forget. I could insert a rant here about the stupidity of all of it, (trust Me, I have ranted about it) but it’s a boner killer. But since I LIKE earning millions of dollars, I am sucking it up.
The second thing going on is that I have injured My neck, or rather, it’s deteriorating from an old injury. (I will never know if it was from the ski accident, getting thrown from My horse or a bad fall I had) Contrary to popular opinion, I am not invincible. This has meant pain, physical therapy, migraines and fatigue and sitting for too long is hard. It’s likely to be ongoing, and involves lots of medical appointments, (as I try to avoid surgery) so if I am not available when I usually am, just drop a chat asking Me when I will be around. There is no need to worry, but sometimes I won’t be here as usual or respond in chat more slowly. (I get up a lot to move around)
These two thing combined have been overwhelming, but as you will see in the Fuckover report, you all kept Me PLENTY busy!
Also, I don’t have exact dates, but there is a vacation or two in My future.
Also I won’t be available in the evening on Friday March 28th, because I have tickets to a show that night!
Subscribing to My NF+ Feed helps you stay on top of changes to My normal schedule.
Recent PTVs
The Fuckover Report!
It covers six weeks, buckle up!
Uber Paypig Alert!
By far, the biggest spending this time around was My addict “w”. I have experimented on this slave so hard, he tries to leave and always comes back. How much did he spend this time? Hold on to your socks. $8558! I love what that does to My bank account! I know he’ll be messaging soon after seeing this.
Legendary Paypig Alert!
My sweet little payclitty surrendered to the power of Lauren again, this time spending $3452 since the last review. I have such loyal and addicted piggies!
Legendary Paypig Alert!
My very good girl and long time slave buffy kept losing herself over My images and voice, she spent her mortgage payment on Me and more, totaling $3223 since the last time. This might be her biggest mention yet, I’m not even sure! Bankruptcy is looking certain.
Legendary Paypig Alert!
My addicted good boy/emergent sissy cockwhore boomer showed his addiction in full force, spending $2705 since the last blog entry!
Legendary Paypig Alert!
My very good boy, j the junkie, continues his intense addiction to Me, as I have programmed him for! He spent $2182 on his mission to please and obey Me!
Extreme Paypig Alert! Slave helpless dennis spent $1185 on Me since the last blog entry. Nice!
Extreme Paypig Alert! My star junkie bought enough ptvs to earn an extreme mention! He spent $1060. So well done! I’m impressed.
Huge Paypig Alert! My slave “swede” called multiple times for fun sissy cockwhore fantasies, spending $508! Nice!
My special good boy tom pleased Me with a nice raise the rate phone session in which he spent $183. Good boy tom!
Huge Paypig Alert! My slave, just another ATM went nuts spending $850. My audios make him so weak that he cannot help himself!
My addicted loser pigbait returned on repeat to pay, spending $233. It’s got bankruptcy in it’s future.
Huge Paypig Alert! My slave PIG got himself another red letter mention for $675, losing control multiple times. I’ve trained him to pay more!
My slave special K and I had a fun session in which he spent $275, just missing a Paypig Alert!
New Slave! A slave new to Me, I am calling “little droid” spent $170 learning how dangerous I am!
Newish slave dickbrain got a mention spending $128.
Paypig Alert! My slave golly earned a redletter mention this time around by spending $310 one evening with a bottle 🙂
My slave cheekie got a mention by spending $226, very nice cheekie!
Paypig Alert! My good little small dicked slave, tinkerbell earned a red letter alert by spending $432. Nice work tinkerbell!
My good boy quiet gentleman earned a mention spending $263. I enjoy sessions with this polite slave!
Paypig Alert! My boyscout couldn’t help but spoil Me, spending $459. I love our time together!
Paypig Alert! My good boy betamale bert spent $316 on tributes and audios. What a good boy, he’s just getting more and more addicted!
Paypig Alert! fartbot couldn’t stop coming around and earned an alert for $421 I will give this bloke ONE MORE chance to not be a pain in the ass, don’t blow it fartbot!
My stealthy slave ninja clicked and paid enough to get a mention for $215. Nice!
Paypig Alert! My long time slave and #1 spender earned a paypig alert by spending $371! I think we are overdue for a big blowout, dr x!
Paypig Alert! My sissy little tigress pleased Me with $420 (hehe) of spending, well done!
Paypig Alert! My slave solelover keeps coming around to pay Me, this time he spent $318 on My gorgeous feet! Keep that up!
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