A quick little post from a resort in Vail Colorado.  I’m at the foot of Vail mountain and slept last night steps away from a chairlift that goes up Vail Mountain.  Two rooms down from My hotel is a fully equipped ski shop and about 12 feet from an outside door that is not 30 feet from a chairlift,.  This room would be a skier’s paradise.  Since its July, the skiing isn’t very good at the moment, but its beautiful!  My room overlooks a river and the mountain, and we breakfasted out on our balcony.

I’ve made good use of the gift cards My slaves have bought Me, and have paid little for meals.   Mmmmm

The vacation has been a flurry of activity and fun. I’ve partied, hiked in Rocky Mountain National Park, gone to a rodeo, and other awesome things. Today is biking in Vail and in a couple of days its off to Utah to raft the Colorado.

Keep clicking and paying! I’ve earned almost as much this week as I do when I am around, and its because of My slaves I can vacation in the manner I deserve.

After My bike ride, its massage and spa time, and a full manicure and pedicure.  I love My life.

Mistress Lauren

Vail, Colorado

Miss Me?  Check out My secret gallery while I’m gone

Survival Kit for Lauren Junkies!

I’m going on vacation for ten days on a western adventure to the Rockies!

But don’t worry, I left you LOTS of survival goodies. I know you junkies are addicted to Me and can’t survive without your Lauren fix

So first I want to introduce a new set. Sheer. It’s seductive and will satisfy your addict needs

I also want to announce that I have revamped an old series…PPV Mindfuck. It is being offered for 50% off during My vacation!

Also I want to present another reworked older game, that actually had stopped working for a while. Well I fixed it, and its fabulous again, and for those that have never seen it, it is wonderful.

Best of ALL……

My Secret Gallery! This has a full sized sample of around 140 photos, one from each set I have done. (Yes, around 140!). For only $25 dollars, (One time fee, not a recurring cost!) you can access this page and have access to it Forever and it will be updated with new photo sets …one full sized sample from each set. So bookmark it! And I’ll be putting other goodies on it, like special photo sets you can only buy through that page. It’s kind of a like a permanant membership. Buy it here!

I’ve been spending some time this week going through older pay to view games that had old links that no longer worked and changing some photos around.

This is one I did about 4 years ago that really messed with lots of clients wallets….

It’s worth doing again guys…it is cock hardening financial rape

If you’re familiar with any of the 12 step programs, this will also amuse you 🙂

This is My last week before I fly to Denver for My much anticipated summer vacation, and you losers have been doing a stand up job spoiling Me before I go.

Since last week you losers have coughed up over 4K in cash and about $400 in gift cards for My vacation.

That sounds like a lot, but really I have to make up for 9 days of not being around to do wallet rapes, so your part is not quite over.

And I promise some goods you can buy while I’m gone coming up at the end of the week, so that I dont come home to an empty bank account (Horrors!)

Such a fun week,  many submitted their wallets to Me, and usually its a seductive dance.  I actually did a rare “angry wallet rape” last night, from some annoying guy who complained in it seemed like every email the price was too much.
Complain the price is too much?  I just raised it more.  Now a real man would have walked away, but this loser bimbo actually spent almost $240 dollars just to complain I cost too much. …at the end he was admitting his loserhood and begging for mercy.

And I got his last dime, brining his account to the glorious $0.00 I love, by agreeing to writing a humiliating blog about what a pathetic loser he is.  And it wasn’t hard to write the blog, because he *is* an annoying perverted worm of a man who deserves nothing but spite and malice from Me….

So loser, there is your blog post.  It makes good fodder for the other pathetic losers with throbbing hard cocks and full wallets they need some help lightening….. I am here for you!

*laughs*

Mistress Lauren

If you are not already a Lauren junkie, you will be after you buy and view this

3 minutes of slideshow photos along with Hypnotic audio….it will infiltrate tothe deepest part of your psyche and make you Mine…addict you..

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Today was a very good day.  A new slave began My best selling pay-to-view ever and spent over $1500 in a matter of a few short hours.  It started with just a $2 email.  Yep…this $2 email.

And in other news….I am leaving on vacation in 12 days!  I’m going to Colorado with side trips to Utah and Wyoming. I’m going to a rodeo, and I’m going rafting down the Colorado River in Utah.

My slaves have already financed most of  this vacation.  Mostly now I have to pay for meals.  You too can help with that!
I added a few restaurant gift cards to My Amazon wishlist.  But hurry so I get them in time!

Buy Me a meal on My vacation!

At the end of the month, I’m going on a nine day vacation to Colorado, Wyoming and Utah.  I love being outdoors, and I’ll be hiking in the Rockies and whitewater rafting on the Colorado River in Utah.

So how does a girl with no paying job manage to have everything I do, including nice vacations?

Why on the backs and wallets of YOU– My slaves, My addicts, My losers, My cash moo-cows, My sissies, My hypnosluts, My stroke zombies….

You all know that I deserve nice things, including time away from My computer and telephone a couple times a year.

So its time for you all to pony up and pay for My leisure.

How?

So many ways.

Spend on My PTVs (Go to My Pay to view store and look around!)

Ask for a nice PTV wallet rape session.

Call Me!

Also, I’m even taking gift cards for Hilton Hotels!  See My Amazon wishlist.

I’m very resourceful and I *will* get your cash.

Your wallet, Mine!

Two New PTVS

EGO CRUSH

it’s a hypnotic mind fuck, a video paired with mindcrushing audio that is crafted to make you into one of

My helpless puppets.  It has binaural beats that will leave you open to My mind crushing suggestions.

It is dangerous, but you expect nothing less from Me.

And especially for the sissies…a sissy assignment I gave one of My slaves who liked it so much I decided to turn it into a PTV. It’s best for sissies who a bit of their own sissy stuff already.

How brave are you?

I have a long time client who recently has been sacrificing more to Me, and he will get an acknowledgment from it.

My impression of him was that he was a pretty stupid loser who was fairly easy to wallet rape.  Its too bad he didn’t have more cash, or I would be retiring! I love compliant little money slaves that just pay when they are told to, hoping I”ll send him a photo that is more than Me just flipping him the bird.

I got a look at him on webcam yesterday, and I was amused to see that not only does he act stupid, but he looks retarded, with a tiny head, beady eyes and a pointy chin, like a cartoon villain.

He can’t even stop buying expensive photos from Me when his wife is around, and he runs out of the house to charge prepaid credit cards so she doesn’t  find out.  I do love slow mind fucks, but sometimes a fast wallet rape is amusing as well, and this loser is good for it.

So he has been taking more risks lately, buying emails from Me with his wife around. I think he should just stop hiding it from her, charge up all her cards paying Me and then she’ll dump him and he’ll get what he deserves.  *laughs*

On Thursday, he is to report for another wallet rape.  And I gave him  a few days off, and he thinks he is going to save money.  But I know he’s reading this..and you are on notice, you stupid Italian loser.   Put double on the card…its going to be a BIG rape this week.!

Yes I have 2 new pay to view sets today, from My “Footlove” set.   One with feet bare-sans nylongs, and one with feet covered in delicious nude stockings.

Which do you like better?

Or

Buy both before you vote!!

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