Edit:  Just as I was about to post this, I lost power, as a massive hailstorm hit my area, so it should have gone up yesterday.

I took most of the weekend off, enjoying the mountain air on a hike and beer and barbeque with friends at My home. (slave paid for of course)

So looking ahead, I have things *I* want, and you have things you want to buy from Me, what a wonderful match!

I have a few more videos to release and I’m mulling over the best way to do it, and of course I have more photo sets too–some tease sets with a dildo and an amazing pantyhose set I call *curves* that will have you picking your jaw up off the floor.

EDIT!  Curves is out…

And I have long had a couple of larger projects.  One I call the “Stroke zombie project”, which will be crafted to make you click and pay to a level unanticipated before!

And I am working on a larger project, that will display what kinds of photos I have for private purchase.  I literally have thousands of images, enough so I could do a membership site if I wanted (and am considering actually) I have traditionally sold photos to individuals as part of pay to view sessions, (or rewarded with photos for being good little pay monkeys)  and I plan to continue this, but I thought more men could be tempted into addiction if they could get a taste of My drug first *giggles*

Also, I’ve released some PTVs recently, buy them if you haven’t yet

God has ten commandments.  I have eleven

1, Approach Me with a gift, whether it be cash sent in tribute, or purchase of a PTV or a trinket from My wishlist, or shiny glowing feedback from a recent payment.

2.  No payment email sent by Me will languor unpaid.  You will be in sin until the silver and gold goes into My account.

3. Do not pester Me with pointless emails or instant messages for I am not here to be your penpal. Paying to hear My smooth erotic voice or paying to read My arousing words is reward for your paltry useless existence.

4. A hard cock is a joy to Me. A slave with a hard cock is ready for sacrifice.  A loyal and good slave knows that his cock is not his own property, but the property of his Mistress to do with as She desires.

5. Spilling seed without permission is an abomination, and you shall be unclean until you sacrifice a penance.

6. Do your work with joy, for your labors will help finance Mistress’s next vacation (or car, or second home)

7. Do not covet your neighbors house or car, because if you can afford them, you will be giving Me the cash. Do not covet your neighbor’s wife because your mind should be on no woman but Me. If you covet your neighbor however, I may command you to suck his cock.

8. Thou shalt steal and send Me the cash. It is your duty to do what it takes to keep Me living the good life.

9.  Thou shall make a shrine of a special folder on your computer in which you will keep all your Mistress Lauren devotion materials.  This is a holy shrine that you will add to regularly by purchasing new photos, videos and mp3s from Me.  It is an honor to do so.

10. Every day is a holy day to observe for Me,  fitting to crawl to Me offering money and gold and big fat tributes and offering to do as I ask, no matter how humiliating.

11, You will hold nothing back from Me.  You will answer all questions honestly and completely. You will not withhold information that you think may be relevant, and will offer it even if I don’t ask. This commandment is not permission to pester Mistress, that is outside the spirit of its intent.

Copyright 2012 by Lauren Rules. No unauthorized borrowing!

Noobie pig made another appearance last night, and during the course of an erotic wallet rape of $410 dollars, I found out some potentially embarrassing details about him, like he loves being called degrading and humiliating names and the thought of sucking cock and eating cum  just makes his little cock twitch!

I started captioning photos for him and he went nuts over them and the wallet spread wide open (yes I can caption photos for all My junkies for a price, just ask)

Pay Noobie Pig pay!

In other news! Please be sure you read about The Extreme Money Guinea Pig Project  I have targeted a regular client of Mine, Red Door Guy for Extreme Money slave training.  I’ll be posting regular updates on how much cash he is spending and the mind fucks I’m doing to him. I want to see just HOW addicted I can get him, and how much I can get him to spend and how obsessed one man can become with Me.  Today I ambushed him on yahoo and began sending PTVs with a single photo, making him buy it and then rewarding him with a free photo.  I watched the poor junkie on yahoo with a trembling dick and when he called it couldn’t hold back. Only two pathetic minutes, but he had spend $100 dollars, nearly double our usual session.  I will never leave his mailbox empty. Always a PTV temptation to buy.

Who knows, if this is successful, I will be recruiting more pigs for Extreme Money Guinea Pig Training. (At least the ones that can afford it! haha)

Last night I had a new client who contacted Me to buy photos.  I honestly thought he was a photo collector, and I don’t mind selling My photos for a fair price.  He made specific requests, and I have a LOT of photos and was able to fulfill most of his requests, although he got shot down when he asked for hard core stuff. (Nope, I don’t do hard core as My junkies know.)  Some photos that I do with another flirt I would only sell at a higher price, since we split the profit on those photos, and he turned Me down. I pretty much had this guy pegged as “not a money slave” even though he bought some of My wallet rape photos, and seemed to love the fuck you photos too (although he made a wise crack about them)

He also asked to buy My new video, asking if he could just have the video without the money slave hypnotic audio for a lower price, which we negotiated and he got the video with no sound. (Not exactly a typical money slave action)

No biggie, as long as I’m getting paid, I’ll send photos, I certainly have a plethora of them and I wasn’t doing anything else. Even though I had to train him to say PLEASE, it wasn’t a bad way to spend the time.

Things started to get interesting after an hour or so of some profit selling this guy photos….

he emailed Me this sentence:  “Bet your enjoying the rape though? “

This lead to an exchange of Me explaining why exactly I thought this wasn’t a wallet rape (even though he had spent over $100 at this point) and he wasn’t a money slave..

and the tide turned

And Noobie Pig was born!

You could feel the energy change, and it went from a chore to a pleasure to an very arousing event for Me, and he turned into a groveling loser right in front of my eyes *laughs*

I explained I expected a money slave to spend more cash, and sent him bigger emails to buy. I initially figured he would go away but he bought the $25 dollar one, and before I know it, he’s begging for permission to cum and to stroke his dick (which he confessed to Me was very small) and before we were done, this “not a money slave’  had spent $440 dollars and bought a $75 dollar email to finish. And was begging Me to blog about his humiliating experience her and on Twitter.

Yum. 
And I think Noobie Pig needs some more training, and needs to experience a really  humbling wallet rape.  Next time it will be a different experience for him. *smirks* 
I cannot wait!

I’ve had trouble arranging a new photo shoot with My photographer, but finally finally finally did one this morning!

And we had time for one quick video too, (stay tuned)

Here is a sample of photos for today

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So many of you love My slideshows with audio and are sooo weakened by them I made this one!

I have some exploitation to do tonight!

Be a victim for Lauren!

Well I decided to add a page to My website.

https://laurenrules.com/wordpress/my-philosophy-of-extreme-financial-domination/

You can see it permanently linked to on the left of My blog. Read it.

And new! You can now subscribe by email to all My lovely blog posts.  You can find the link to the left of this blog, on the side. Subscribe now!

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I have an ulterior motive. I want to lure you to Me -at the drop of a blog post. I can merely blog and all of you Lauren junkies will be instantly reminded that I am here to hand out fuckovers. It will give all you addicts a throbbing woody and you will report to sacrifice to Me.  Yum!

First things first…

I have a new Hypnotic Addictive Money Slavery Slideshow.

I think its one of the most powerful and intense slideshows I have ever made.  For the first time in a public offering I inserted  biaural beats into the audio. I think it is mind blowing.

You must buy this clip now


Now you may have noticed I have not posted much lately. That’s because I have been super busy with lots of money slaves and sooo busy I literally did not have time.  Much wealth exchanged hands though this week.

Of notice is what I like to call a “hit and run” slave who dropped well over 2K this week before fleeing Niteflirt in terror he would give ME everything.  It apparently wasn’t the first time I had fucked him over, but he used a different name this time, and his original ID long since deleted.

Weak losers just can’t stay away. I know he will be back, and likely this time I’ll know him.

And of course we have the slave known simply as  “the loser”  In a mere three days he’s sacrificed about 1200 dollars, and I am NOT done fucking this loser over.

And I have had lots of pantyhose and foot lovers lately…I started a new listing under lingerie and stockings. (See it here) Its been well received and I want to do all My Niteflirt listings in that style, I just have not had time recently!

One of My pantyhose guys deserves special mention  because he has been buying things on My wishlist to make Me happy. New shoes, bath salts, a greenhouse (yep, a greenhouse)  and coffee (another slave also bought Me coffee recently, the way to My heart)

Check out My wishlist–I LOVE presents. (Let Me know if you bought something, I can’t tell who purchases stuff unless you tell Me)

Lauren’s Desires

There can be no doubt about it.

I am greedy. You can ask My slaves, they know I’m seldom satisfied, always trying to push

them a little harder, push them to spend a little more.
I do not apologize.

My slaves put me in the “1%” And it is their job to keep Me there.

I obviously deserve it, you exist for Me to exploit, and I will keep on doing it.

You keep on buying, and calling and paying you 99% losers. Oh, and if you *are* a member of the 1% when you start serving Me..  you won’t be there long.

And just for all of you 99% slaves…I have a special series..

entitled “Greed”

I had planned to release an email at midnight on Leap Day announcing that Leap Day would be Fuckover Day to observe the occasion.
Happily, I never got the chance, because I was soo very actively fucking over Dr X somewhere in the neighborhood of 4400 dollars.

Life is sweet.

Between that and a few hundred dropped here and there by others, its been a very sweet day.

And still a few hours left.

I’m tired and rich but not tired of being rich 🙂