Category — cash cow

Loserbeast is a fairly new slave, but a very notable one.  In a very short time, mostly the last ten days, he has catapulted to #9 on My All Time Spender List, recently passing a dormant Australian money pig I know still stalks My pages.  He is closing in on the #8 spender.  All of the ones ahead of him took fucking years to get there, this is unprecedented.

Loserbeast should be a shining example to the rest of you Losers out there.  Make an impression, damn it!

Here is a synopsis of his downfall.

It started slowly on August 24th, the last day of My 10K Challenge  –Loserbeast spent $139 dollars, not chump change, but not much foreshadowing of the total extreme financial fucking to come.
A few days went by, and on August 28th, suddenly, the waters broke loose, and Loserbeast lost all control.  I woke up to his clicking and paying to the tune of $710,  ending with a $100 tribute.  Very nice.

But Loserbeast had only just begun.

August 29th brought him to spend another $803 on Me….in another click and pay frenzy

August 30st  was another click and pay Frenzy, and a one on one pay to view session, where once he had spent nearly $900 dollars, I sent a $125 dollar email and he begged Me to lower My price.  My slaves know, that when I do a PTV session, each email cost more than the previous one, and I had been increasing his mails in $10 increments, and jumped to $25 increments when he got to $100.   So he started begging, I said   Sure, Loserbeast…pay that one, and I’ll start decreasing,..so he bought that and I started decreasing $10 at a time.  $100 email…a $90 email….a $80 email…..I’m assuming you all can do the arithmetic,  the rape totaled a Mind blowing $1575.

But Loserbeast wasn’t even close to being done.

August 31st ended the month with a $1126 dollar day

Enter Sept, which began at midnight for me, and the month switched over in the middle of the rape Mmmmm

Sept 1st Total:  $977

Sept 2nd:   $1036

Sept 3rd:  $1070

Sept 4th   $1445

Sept 5th  $684

And today Sept 6th so far a mind fucking  $2965, and I wouldn’t be at all surprised if it went way over $3000 today before we are done, as seeing this blog entry is going to turn him on to return for more fucking.
The Grand Total for Loserbeast:  $12,530.  Holy fuck and most of that was in TEN DAYS (An average of over $1200 a day)

So let Me tell you guys how that feels.  I’m on a high right now.  I’m getting a huge rush seeing the cash flow in. I have resorted to checking My email in the middle of the night, and Loserbeast is not disappointing.  Do you know how HOT it is to wake up to more than $1000 in your Niteflirt account, that got there when you were sleeping?  And a slave begging for more?  I literally get dizzy, I get aroused and I get stoked and full of energy, its better than any drug let Me tell you. And My boyfriend is the sexual beneficiary of this, I haven’t even had a chance to spend this, between the wallet rapes and the sex.  Oh but that will come. 

I’m thinking its time to update My kitchen,  Other girls, they buy shoes, clothes and go out partying with your cash.  Me? I do that too, but I have more expensive needs. I go on vacations, I buy things like cars and artwork.  And I bought a home 3 years ago, and part of Loserbeast’s former cash is going to the principal on that pesky mortgage and possible toward that kitchen renovation.

And let Me just say. Other boys have not been silent during this, and are not forgotten by Me as well.

Kudos Loserbeast.  You’re one of My biggest Losers ever

I have sooo many posts to do, I’ve been so busy.

Last week was My 10K fantasy week, and totaled, 11,700, as I posted.

Here are some statstics I meant to post and didnt

Some statistics. 

63  participated.

The AVERAGE spending for each participant was an amazing $185.71 cents.

The HIGHEST Spender was the slave I call “wallet cunt” who spend a mind numbing $4,250 in only thirty minutes! (If I made that rate hourly, in a year of 40 hour weeks I would have earned close to 18 million dollars!)

The LOWEST Spenders were several of you that only spent $2

You’re probably thinking…well that “wallet cunt” guy skewed the average.  I grant you that, so I calculated eliminating his contribution and participation and STILL it averaged $120 plus a person.

So if you just spent $2, seriously you should go buy something right now to atone!  *laughs*
And *this* week, has been nearly as good, even without wallet cunt.

I’ve made another 8K, without any advertising or promotion. 

Many of you spent hundreds on Me, a couple of new ones deserve special mention.

Loserbeast dropped about 3K on me so far, including a delicious $1500 rape this morning.  I cannot wait to see how far I can push him.

And a new one BusyBoy, I call him that because he just loves to click and pay and can’t stop. So far he has clicked and paid about $1400 into My coffers. Mmmm

And there are others. Jewelry Slave popped her sissy head up to drop a few hundred, and a new guy from Bulgaria did the same.

And some bimbo keeps coming back for more and more abuse, even though I’m always tricking him to pay for empty email and won’t fucking give him more than a few sort words without charging him for the honor.

Someday you guys will give Me time to spend your cash, instead of just collecting it! *laughs*

A certain college student contacted Me when he saw My last blog post, begging to be the one that put Me over the top.

So I sent him a $250 dollar TOTALLY Blank email, and he paid it!

Then he bought Me a pair of shoes on My wishlist (Note to self, add stuff to wishlist, its been bought like crazy lately)

Then I told him to fuck off and go away because I’m busy.  I’m mean aren’t I?

Here is the kicker he did NOT know.  (But will find out when he reads this, and I know the loser is)

I had made $100 between the time I posted and he contacted Me, so I only needed $150 to go over the top, but I stiffed him for $250 anyway!  Hahaha, priceless

Soooo with 24 hours left, I thought a new challenge was in order.

First  There WILL be a reward email to ALL the boys that contributed this week…with special private access to a gallery of  TEN photos to celebrate My week.

But there is more…..as a bonus…for each $100 over the goal, there will be  a bonus photo!  So if you guys spend another $1000 in the next day collectively, it will be another 10 photos!

And…for those guys that have not bought this week..if you buy something before 3:30 tomorrow—you too will get the special private access!

Enter one of My top two money slaves, Dr X:  He showed up for a nice wallet rape, he can’t stay away, and last night he confided that he would be cashing in his IRA accounts so that he could continue his Lauren spending rampages.

Last night he spent $910 dollars on Niteflirt PTVs and on Amazon he bought about $1084 dollars worth of merchandise from My Amazon wishlist including a new microwave oven I needed (Mine caught on fire over the weekend!!!) and best of all a $500 BOSE Wave Music System for My listening pleasure. He rounded it out with $100 Home Depot card (I own a home afte rall, I always need stuff there), and My coffee pods that fit My coffee machine, a light machine for the upcoming winter, My preferred brand of shampoo and conditioner in giant bottles,  new nice sheets for the bed in the guest room, a new illuminated keyboard for My computer and new house phones since the ones I have don’t hold a charge worth a crap now.

And so many of you guys whine if I raise the price of an email up a lousy $1 or $2.  Get real!

So far, in his service, I estimate Dr X has spent about 60K on Me, including Niteflirt tributes and PTVs and various gifts. He’s served Me about five years.

Well done Dr X!

Today was a very good day.  A new slave began My best selling pay-to-view ever and spent over $1500 in a matter of a few short hours.  It started with just a $2 email.  Yep…this $2 email.

And in other news….I am leaving on vacation in 12 days!  I’m going to Colorado with side trips to Utah and Wyoming. I’m going to a rodeo, and I’m going rafting down the Colorado River in Utah.

My slaves have already financed most of  this vacation.  Mostly now I have to pay for meals.  You too can help with that!
I added a few restaurant gift cards to My Amazon wishlist.  But hurry so I get them in time!

Buy Me a meal on My vacation!

At the end of the month, I’m going on a nine day vacation to Colorado, Wyoming and Utah.  I love being outdoors, and I’ll be hiking in the Rockies and whitewater rafting on the Colorado River in Utah.

So how does a girl with no paying job manage to have everything I do, including nice vacations?

Why on the backs and wallets of YOU– My slaves, My addicts, My losers, My cash moo-cows, My sissies, My hypnosluts, My stroke zombies….

You all know that I deserve nice things, including time away from My computer and telephone a couple times a year.

So its time for you all to pony up and pay for My leisure.

How?

So many ways.

Spend on My PTVs (Go to My Pay to view store and look around!)

Ask for a nice PTV wallet rape session.

Call Me!

Also, I’m even taking gift cards for Hilton Hotels!  See My Amazon wishlist.

I’m very resourceful and I *will* get your cash.

Your wallet, Mine!

I have a long time client who recently has been sacrificing more to Me, and he will get an acknowledgment from it.

My impression of him was that he was a pretty stupid loser who was fairly easy to wallet rape.  Its too bad he didn’t have more cash, or I would be retiring! I love compliant little money slaves that just pay when they are told to, hoping I”ll send him a photo that is more than Me just flipping him the bird.

I got a look at him on webcam yesterday, and I was amused to see that not only does he act stupid, but he looks retarded, with a tiny head, beady eyes and a pointy chin, like a cartoon villain.

He can’t even stop buying expensive photos from Me when his wife is around, and he runs out of the house to charge prepaid credit cards so she doesn’t  find out.  I do love slow mind fucks, but sometimes a fast wallet rape is amusing as well, and this loser is good for it.

So he has been taking more risks lately, buying emails from Me with his wife around. I think he should just stop hiding it from her, charge up all her cards paying Me and then she’ll dump him and he’ll get what he deserves.  *laughs*

On Thursday, he is to report for another wallet rape.  And I gave him  a few days off, and he thinks he is going to save money.  But I know he’s reading this..and you are on notice, you stupid Italian loser.   Put double on the card…its going to be a BIG rape this week.!

Noobie pig made another appearance last night, and during the course of an erotic wallet rape of $410 dollars, I found out some potentially embarrassing details about him, like he loves being called degrading and humiliating names and the thought of sucking cock and eating cum  just makes his little cock twitch!

I started captioning photos for him and he went nuts over them and the wallet spread wide open (yes I can caption photos for all My junkies for a price, just ask)

Pay Noobie Pig pay!

In other news! Please be sure you read about The Extreme Money Guinea Pig Project  I have targeted a regular client of Mine, Red Door Guy for Extreme Money slave training.  I’ll be posting regular updates on how much cash he is spending and the mind fucks I’m doing to him. I want to see just HOW addicted I can get him, and how much I can get him to spend and how obsessed one man can become with Me.  Today I ambushed him on yahoo and began sending PTVs with a single photo, making him buy it and then rewarding him with a free photo.  I watched the poor junkie on yahoo with a trembling dick and when he called it couldn’t hold back. Only two pathetic minutes, but he had spend $100 dollars, nearly double our usual session.  I will never leave his mailbox empty. Always a PTV temptation to buy.

Who knows, if this is successful, I will be recruiting more pigs for Extreme Money Guinea Pig Training. (At least the ones that can afford it! haha)

Last night I had a new client who contacted Me to buy photos.  I honestly thought he was a photo collector, and I don’t mind selling My photos for a fair price.  He made specific requests, and I have a LOT of photos and was able to fulfill most of his requests, although he got shot down when he asked for hard core stuff. (Nope, I don’t do hard core as My junkies know.)  Some photos that I do with another flirt I would only sell at a higher price, since we split the profit on those photos, and he turned Me down. I pretty much had this guy pegged as “not a money slave” even though he bought some of My wallet rape photos, and seemed to love the fuck you photos too (although he made a wise crack about them)

He also asked to buy My new video, asking if he could just have the video without the money slave hypnotic audio for a lower price, which we negotiated and he got the video with no sound. (Not exactly a typical money slave action)

No biggie, as long as I’m getting paid, I’ll send photos, I certainly have a plethora of them and I wasn’t doing anything else. Even though I had to train him to say PLEASE, it wasn’t a bad way to spend the time.

Things started to get interesting after an hour or so of some profit selling this guy photos….

he emailed Me this sentence:  “Bet your enjoying the rape though? “

This lead to an exchange of Me explaining why exactly I thought this wasn’t a wallet rape (even though he had spent over $100 at this point) and he wasn’t a money slave..

and the tide turned

And Noobie Pig was born!

You could feel the energy change, and it went from a chore to a pleasure to an very arousing event for Me, and he turned into a groveling loser right in front of my eyes *laughs*

I explained I expected a money slave to spend more cash, and sent him bigger emails to buy. I initially figured he would go away but he bought the $25 dollar one, and before I know it, he’s begging for permission to cum and to stroke his dick (which he confessed to Me was very small) and before we were done, this “not a money slave’  had spent $440 dollars and bought a $75 dollar email to finish. And was begging Me to blog about his humiliating experience her and on Twitter.

Yum. 
And I think Noobie Pig needs some more training, and needs to experience a really  humbling wallet rape.  Next time it will be a different experience for him. *smirks* 
I cannot wait!

So many of you love My slideshows with audio and are sooo weakened by them I made this one!

I have some exploitation to do tonight!

Be a victim for Lauren!