Category — losers

This is how you know if you really *have* become poor for Lauren, and yes, most of these things have been the reality for My clients.
I invite you to add in the comments what else you think of when you are “Being poor for Lauren”

That bankruptcy becomes a real option for your future
That you spend more in a month on Me than on your mortgage
That you open a new credit card before you max out the old one, so you will have a really big splurge
That when you are so desperate to talk with Me, after months of not being able to afford it, you accept an offer to get paid for a blowjob and use the cash to get a prepaid credit card to hear My voice and tell Me about what you did.
That you spend the money you and your fiancee were saving for a house on Me.
That you eat ramen and tuna for a month so that you can pay for My boyfriend and I to go to Vegas.

I have been crazy busy and can’t believe a whole month has gone by since I blogged.

I did a new photo shoot recently, and last week released a seductive series. Everyone LOVES this set…you will too

I have done several large fuckovers–

There is the “No nonsense guy” who keeps trying to resist, and while I was sleeping, would spend hundreds and hundreds of dollars. I guess he’s a college student and blew his tuition on Me…nice! (wonders if it was borrrowed money, no idea)

My slave shadow has still been lurking, he keeps saying he has to stay away, but he joined the pay mail club and we do a small fuckover almost every day, which makes Me VERY happy.

There was a very hard and fast fuckover of a loser that got turned on by My Pay Loser Junkie Whirlwind

<————try it here!  He spend hundreds and hundreds in one evening and sort of fled, but I expect he will return. The losers always do

Wallet cunt reappeared for a small fucking of a couple hundred dollars, which isnt chump change, but of course I have had $6,000 dollar sessions with him, so I tend to aim large with him 🙂

OH, and sissy marla reported for some nice bimbo wallet rape sessions too 🙂 Yum.

And Pay Mail Club has been wildly successful, and part of the reason blogging has been hard. I send out the paymail Club email and suddenly My junkies are all clamoring to give Me cash. Yum.

You too can join, click for information

And, I want to announce that I’m looking for Christmas Elf shopping slaves!  The past two years, I’ve had slaves buy gifts for My friends and family and send it to Me for Me to give to them. Most of the time, it happens through My Amazon wish list.  Two years ago, Dr X did this, and last year Sissy Lily did. 

If you want to do some or ALL of My shopping for Me, let Me know. It’s very rewarding to know you are making My holiday fabulous.

Three important announcements

1.  My new game is here! Go see how big of a pay junkie you are.  If you’re not a very big pay junkie, you’ll get off cheaply, the first one is only $2 and all levels have photos

2. It’s My birthday, so I know some of you like buying presents for Me

It only happens once a year on November 9th!  Or send Me Amazon gift cards (let me know if you get something off the wishlist because I won’t know who bought it otherwise.)

3.  Be part of My inner circle and join the paymail club.

What you missed this week in the paymail club

MP3s

Captioned photos

perspective photos from the archives

Ass Worship photos and mantra and recording..

Feedback on the paymail club from NF members

“The pay mail club is a great way to serve every day”

“The Pay Mail Club rocks”

“Thankyou for the wonderful paymail club mail”

“Word of advice… join the paymail club”

What are you waiting for?

Enjoy the goodies!
Mistress Lauren

My new game has been a hit, as I thought, so many of you are weak for all the ways I have to extract cash from you!  Don’t miss it, I’ll be tracking how much I earn on this series for a while, if you look over on the right sidebar, you’ll see the running total. (It was over $2000 as I write this post)

Friday was a very busy day for Me.  My sissy Marla (you can read about a big fuckover I did with her here, which is one of the posts many slaves mention when they are talking about how much they love My blog)   I got into her head again on Friday, this time I think she was (mostly) sober and she ended up spending over $1120 on Me between PTVs and a very long call.  Well done missy sissy marla!

I also had a few surprise large PTVs from Loserbeast,  with a total spending of $573 for the weekend.   I know he has Loser #7 spot in sight…but he’ll have to do better because it so happens that Sissy Marla occupies that spot, and with her recent big spendings, she’s staying ahead of Loserbeast.  Boys and girls, when you get up to My top ten, you have to keep spending if you don’t want to lose your spot! 🙂

Also deserving mention is Shadow, still with Me, who spent even more than I realized Myself over the weekend, when I added it up to over $775!  Shadow is an addicted fellow indeed 🙂

And a new PTV addict deserves a mention too, new to Me…I shall call him pw in this blog for the time being. with a delicious new total of $430 so far in only his first weekend!

So things are going well in the Laurenverse 🙂  Keep up the good work boys!

Well this week was very low key after My nearly one month long fuckover of LoserBeast and his shadow. I caught up on sleep and shopping and gearing up for another round of fucking men over.

Whenever I blog about a really big fuckoer, it brings old slaves out of the woodwork.  One in particular, is Bankruptcy Boy J.–the first slave I took into bankruptcy, 3 1/2 years ago and its still one of My favorite memories.

I raped him for enough money that his home was foreclosed on.  It was erotic irony that he lost his home the same week I closed on My home (Bought partially with the cash that was supposed to keep his house out of foreclosure!)

Anyway, the poor loser went out  and bought a prepaid credit card to call Me (He no longer has a real credit card).

The stories about Loserbeast got his dick hard, and he just had to hear My voice.

Things are getting better for him financially. He has a new position, and hes paying off debt. Soon he will be offered credit again.

I gave him new instructions.  In another 3 1/2 years, he will be eligible for bankruptcy again. I want him to build up his credit again. I want him to open new cards once he does. I want him to get as much credit as he can, because as soon as he does, and as soon as the 7 year threshold to go bankrupt again is past.

I plan to make him the FIRST slave I drive into bankruptcy TWICE 🙂

Delicious!

You can read more about him and his bankruptcy in these old posts.

https://laurenrules.com/wordpress/the-story-of-bankruptcy-boy/

https://laurenrules.com/wordpress/the-continuing-story-of-bankruptcy-boy-j/

https://laurenrules.com/wordpress/the-saga-of-bankruptcy-boy-j-part-3/

https://laurenrules.com/wordpress/more-news-from-bankruptcy-boy-j/

Loserbeast is a fairly new slave, but a very notable one.  In a very short time, mostly the last ten days, he has catapulted to #9 on My All Time Spender List, recently passing a dormant Australian money pig I know still stalks My pages.  He is closing in on the #8 spender.  All of the ones ahead of him took fucking years to get there, this is unprecedented.

Loserbeast should be a shining example to the rest of you Losers out there.  Make an impression, damn it!

Here is a synopsis of his downfall.

It started slowly on August 24th, the last day of My 10K Challenge  –Loserbeast spent $139 dollars, not chump change, but not much foreshadowing of the total extreme financial fucking to come.
A few days went by, and on August 28th, suddenly, the waters broke loose, and Loserbeast lost all control.  I woke up to his clicking and paying to the tune of $710,  ending with a $100 tribute.  Very nice.

But Loserbeast had only just begun.

August 29th brought him to spend another $803 on Me….in another click and pay frenzy

August 30st  was another click and pay Frenzy, and a one on one pay to view session, where once he had spent nearly $900 dollars, I sent a $125 dollar email and he begged Me to lower My price.  My slaves know, that when I do a PTV session, each email cost more than the previous one, and I had been increasing his mails in $10 increments, and jumped to $25 increments when he got to $100.   So he started begging, I said   Sure, Loserbeast…pay that one, and I’ll start decreasing,..so he bought that and I started decreasing $10 at a time.  $100 email…a $90 email….a $80 email…..I’m assuming you all can do the arithmetic,  the rape totaled a Mind blowing $1575.

But Loserbeast wasn’t even close to being done.

August 31st ended the month with a $1126 dollar day

Enter Sept, which began at midnight for me, and the month switched over in the middle of the rape Mmmmm

Sept 1st Total:  $977

Sept 2nd:   $1036

Sept 3rd:  $1070

Sept 4th   $1445

Sept 5th  $684

And today Sept 6th so far a mind fucking  $2965, and I wouldn’t be at all surprised if it went way over $3000 today before we are done, as seeing this blog entry is going to turn him on to return for more fucking.
The Grand Total for Loserbeast:  $12,530.  Holy fuck and most of that was in TEN DAYS (An average of over $1200 a day)

So let Me tell you guys how that feels.  I’m on a high right now.  I’m getting a huge rush seeing the cash flow in. I have resorted to checking My email in the middle of the night, and Loserbeast is not disappointing.  Do you know how HOT it is to wake up to more than $1000 in your Niteflirt account, that got there when you were sleeping?  And a slave begging for more?  I literally get dizzy, I get aroused and I get stoked and full of energy, its better than any drug let Me tell you. And My boyfriend is the sexual beneficiary of this, I haven’t even had a chance to spend this, between the wallet rapes and the sex.  Oh but that will come. 

I’m thinking its time to update My kitchen,  Other girls, they buy shoes, clothes and go out partying with your cash.  Me? I do that too, but I have more expensive needs. I go on vacations, I buy things like cars and artwork.  And I bought a home 3 years ago, and part of Loserbeast’s former cash is going to the principal on that pesky mortgage and possible toward that kitchen renovation.

And let Me just say. Other boys have not been silent during this, and are not forgotten by Me as well.

Kudos Loserbeast.  You’re one of My biggest Losers ever

Wow, I posted the last blog post, and found that wallet cunt had bought My $25 dollar empty email, and he had been reading My blog!  He was standing up to do his part, and did he!!  He spent $4250 in about 30 minutes!!!

Wow, I”m only  $250 from My goal!!  Holy shit!

Here is the proof–his name blocked out for his privacy

Notice the last two $999 emails have NO attachement.  No photos..they were empty!  Haha

Click the graphic for the full sized version!

I have a long time client who recently has been sacrificing more to Me, and he will get an acknowledgment from it.

My impression of him was that he was a pretty stupid loser who was fairly easy to wallet rape.  Its too bad he didn’t have more cash, or I would be retiring! I love compliant little money slaves that just pay when they are told to, hoping I”ll send him a photo that is more than Me just flipping him the bird.

I got a look at him on webcam yesterday, and I was amused to see that not only does he act stupid, but he looks retarded, with a tiny head, beady eyes and a pointy chin, like a cartoon villain.

He can’t even stop buying expensive photos from Me when his wife is around, and he runs out of the house to charge prepaid credit cards so she doesn’t  find out.  I do love slow mind fucks, but sometimes a fast wallet rape is amusing as well, and this loser is good for it.

So he has been taking more risks lately, buying emails from Me with his wife around. I think he should just stop hiding it from her, charge up all her cards paying Me and then she’ll dump him and he’ll get what he deserves.  *laughs*

On Thursday, he is to report for another wallet rape.  And I gave him  a few days off, and he thinks he is going to save money.  But I know he’s reading this..and you are on notice, you stupid Italian loser.   Put double on the card…its going to be a BIG rape this week.!

Noobie pig made another appearance last night, and during the course of an erotic wallet rape of $410 dollars, I found out some potentially embarrassing details about him, like he loves being called degrading and humiliating names and the thought of sucking cock and eating cum  just makes his little cock twitch!

I started captioning photos for him and he went nuts over them and the wallet spread wide open (yes I can caption photos for all My junkies for a price, just ask)

Pay Noobie Pig pay!

In other news! Please be sure you read about The Extreme Money Guinea Pig Project  I have targeted a regular client of Mine, Red Door Guy for Extreme Money slave training.  I’ll be posting regular updates on how much cash he is spending and the mind fucks I’m doing to him. I want to see just HOW addicted I can get him, and how much I can get him to spend and how obsessed one man can become with Me.  Today I ambushed him on yahoo and began sending PTVs with a single photo, making him buy it and then rewarding him with a free photo.  I watched the poor junkie on yahoo with a trembling dick and when he called it couldn’t hold back. Only two pathetic minutes, but he had spend $100 dollars, nearly double our usual session.  I will never leave his mailbox empty. Always a PTV temptation to buy.

Who knows, if this is successful, I will be recruiting more pigs for Extreme Money Guinea Pig Training. (At least the ones that can afford it! haha)

Last night I had a new client who contacted Me to buy photos.  I honestly thought he was a photo collector, and I don’t mind selling My photos for a fair price.  He made specific requests, and I have a LOT of photos and was able to fulfill most of his requests, although he got shot down when he asked for hard core stuff. (Nope, I don’t do hard core as My junkies know.)  Some photos that I do with another flirt I would only sell at a higher price, since we split the profit on those photos, and he turned Me down. I pretty much had this guy pegged as “not a money slave” even though he bought some of My wallet rape photos, and seemed to love the fuck you photos too (although he made a wise crack about them)

He also asked to buy My new video, asking if he could just have the video without the money slave hypnotic audio for a lower price, which we negotiated and he got the video with no sound. (Not exactly a typical money slave action)

No biggie, as long as I’m getting paid, I’ll send photos, I certainly have a plethora of them and I wasn’t doing anything else. Even though I had to train him to say PLEASE, it wasn’t a bad way to spend the time.

Things started to get interesting after an hour or so of some profit selling this guy photos….

he emailed Me this sentence:  “Bet your enjoying the rape though? “

This lead to an exchange of Me explaining why exactly I thought this wasn’t a wallet rape (even though he had spent over $100 at this point) and he wasn’t a money slave..

and the tide turned

And Noobie Pig was born!

You could feel the energy change, and it went from a chore to a pleasure to an very arousing event for Me, and he turned into a groveling loser right in front of my eyes *laughs*

I explained I expected a money slave to spend more cash, and sent him bigger emails to buy. I initially figured he would go away but he bought the $25 dollar one, and before I know it, he’s begging for permission to cum and to stroke his dick (which he confessed to Me was very small) and before we were done, this “not a money slave’  had spent $440 dollars and bought a $75 dollar email to finish. And was begging Me to blog about his humiliating experience her and on Twitter.

Yum. 
And I think Noobie Pig needs some more training, and needs to experience a really  humbling wallet rape.  Next time it will be a different experience for him. *smirks* 
I cannot wait!