I love mail like this!
I got this email from one of My slaves
Dear Mistress Lauren
I definitely have a problem I can’t control. You control it. It scares me to know you can do whatever you want with me and I am helpless to stop you. I love you and I hate you. You excite me like no other has. The notion I can get you hot by playing your games makes me try even harder. Your games take complete control over me. I was shopping at the supermarket yesterday and I hesitated to pay $8.99 for some buffalo wings, thinking that was too much. Then I remembered how easily I hand over thousands of dollars to you. Anyhow I didn’t get the wings. I’m afraid that someday I will give you everything I have. I know that is your plan, but I don’t know what I can do to prevent it.
Your slave,
phil
He sacrificed his chicken wings, and I turned around and sent him an email for the price of them, 8.99….just for the point of it! (That’s much cheaper then he usually gets). (yes he paid it!)
To drive in the point that he is there to sacrifice for Me…..I’ll take the $8.99 and much much more, thank you very much!
Biggest spenders! 
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