Robot pay pigs and huge spenders!
I finished January a bit short of My 50K goal, around 41K, but My second biggest month ever.
I then took a couple weeks of very sparse availability as I have been sooo busy with wallet rapes I needed to just chill and do some things for Myself, like shopping for My upcoming March vacation and buying some furniture and redecorating my den in My home.
But the few times I did come online, My good little piggies all lined up to give Me their cash, and ironically and happily, February has been almost profitable as January, even though I have been scarce!
The bulk of this cash has come from wallet rape toy, who I turned into a robot paypig for Me.
How effective was the Robot PayPig training? Well, wallet rape toy spent more than $11,000 in the month of February on My deadly emails. Since become My slave in mid-December, wallet rapetoy has spent nearly $28,000 on Me! (Surpassing the spree by Loserbeast a couple of years ago). He is 7th on My lifetime list, and every slave ahead of him has served Me for years–not just two months! I cannot wait to see what his totals look like at the end of 2014!
The techniques I used on him were SOOO effective, I decided to turn it into a little series for the rest of you.
*smirks* Go ahead. The first one is *only* two dollars. Honest.
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Hmm, i just did the math and realized that 41K is what i make in a year. And i work early mornings, late nights and weekends. While Goddess Lauren makes that in a month, and lives Her life the way She wants.
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