Summer findomme fun on your dime!

I’ve fielded a couple of pleas in emails to blog soon. I really do like blogging, because I have so many fun things to say about you junkies, addicts, losers, paycunts, oink drones and sissies that is almost unbelievable.
Sometimes I have to pinch Myself because I just cannot believe that I am getting rich from doling out clever insults and using the power of My mind to trance the lot of you into handing your cash over to Me.
I’ve trained your cocks to be hard and then to pay Me when they are.
Now that being said, as much as I love to blog, it isn’t always easy to find the time to do it…
You fools and dolts all missed Me so much that you literally formed a virtual line waiting for your wallet fucks. When I’m sitting at the computer, I scarcely have time for anything else other than findomme fun!

That said, with the beautiful weather here, I am outside much more often than usual.
My vacation was fucking fabulous, I LOVED New York City, as I thought I would and I am planning to go back there soon! (On your collective dimes of course). Actually, in practice what usually happens is some piggy or drone steps forward and pays for My entertainment–this past time was wallet rape toy again.
We stayed in the Theatre district, just a couple blocks from Central Park and Radio City Music Hall. We went to a Broadway show. (We saw The Book of Mormon, which is highly inappropriate, therefore really funny!) We also spent an afternoon at the Museum of Modern Art, and of course shopping on 5th Ave! I eyed really expensive pianos…perhaps someday I will have one in My home. (I play on a digital keyboard currently) I drooled over lots of expensive clothes that I thought I could make My pets pay for on little Amazon shopping sprees. Yum.

After three days in NYC, we drove south along the coast all the way to Virginia , spending time just enjoying the ocean and sun.

And while I was gone, wallet rape toy bought $300 worth of Whole Foods gift cards so I could fill up My pantry with wholesome delicious organic foods when I return. (I only eat the best)

Now for the delicious Spending Report..I know how much you piggies LOVE to see your name in print as proof to how easily manipulated you are!

Easily My biggest spender since the last update has been marla paycunt. This pathetic sissy loser does nothing but dream of licking cum off from My bare feet and she is My official paycunt now….. Eventually this bitch will run out of cash but since My last update she has spent a jaw dropping $5625 on Me! Wow.

Nylon Lover spent $225 in a nylon hypno ptv session. He is close to the 8K lifetime spending mark. Soon he will be joining the 5 figure losers

Sissy curtsey spent $425 since the last update. She’s trying to run away but I know the drama will fade and she will cum crawling back to My skirt.

Princess gigi stayed on top spending over $1500 since the last update.

A paypig that cums around occasionally is “steve q fucked” I rinsed him for $200 recently 🙂

PIG has turned into a real paytard for Me….I’ve been breaking him down and he his recent spending was $1071. He just surpassed the 60K spending level and is #6 on My lifetime list. He has been My client now for nearly 8 years.

Krusher is a slave that appeared and disappeared (closing his account), since the last time I updated. In his less than a week on Niteflirt, he clicked and paid Me $1230. Now, he may have been a previous slave who returned with a new name, silently paying Me, and not answering emails, or perhaps he is truly new but either way. They almost always return. And I will be here to take his wallet.

My british sissy surrender $180 to Me since last update. Little cunt needs to pay Me more!

New to My blog is My heart slave Amin. He spent $135 since the last update, and lifetime is up to $1685

My polish atm spent $164, mostly in one $150 dollar email just today, and lifetime has hit the $6,000 spending mark!  I LOVE that paypig brian spent$862 in FOUR different member accounts. He spends, cancels and then makes a new one. Brian, quit trying to hide, we both know how stupidly futile that is!

cumstain blew through another $330 drooling over My wallet fucking in My new PVC dress photos.  I know how to fuck with a man’s  head

sissy janice spent $225 in her quest to be a special paypig for Me. Keep working at it sissy!  I know how to fuck with a sissy’s head too!

My shoesniff loser dropped almost $200 one evening. Find more cash sniff loser!

Before I went on vacation, a slave I will call benny from nyc spent $400. I haven’t seen him since I’ve come back, but I’m watching for you benny!

It was so nice to see some click and pay action from Loserbeast to the tune of $420. I always love seeing that slave go to town on My PTVs!

Woody made an encore appearance for $167. Lots more alluring ptvs woody, obey and surrender!

wallet cunt was back! He spent $132 in a nice phone call, and I found out why he hasn’t been clicking and paying. That’s ok, the phone is a great way to cash rape too!

In addition to My $300 gift card surprise, wallet rape toy spent over $1100 pleasing Me with PTVs. Lifetime, he is 2nd on My list at over $105,000 dollars.  What is notable is that he got there in just over 18 months, and that doesn’t count the tens of thousands he has spent on Me in gifts and vacations.  (Adding that in, makes him #1)   This slave is a paypig the rest of you are free to emulate!

And last but not least is My paybitch terry. PB terry has spent over $1850 since the last update, and has sent Me pathetically gorgeous email after email, one of which I am copying here for you all to read

Dear Mistress,

i want to report to You some interesting and exciting developments in the way i respond to Your training.

1. For going on two weeks now, i find that i have little interest in pornography or any other visual stimulation that does not originate with You. When i do find myself engaged in viewing porn, i find that as soon as i start to become stimulated, i want to look at pictures of You. This leads to opening up a slideshow of Your pictures.

2. At first, i found that after i started stroking and becoming stimulated, i then wanted to click and pay. Now i find that the idea of clicking and paying makes me want to stroke.

3. i CAN NOT reach climax without paying.

4. Even though my resources are EXTREMELY low right now, i find myself WANTING to spend them. When i start to think or worry about how i will subsist after i spend out, my mind goes blank and i return to my correct desire to pay You. Lauren is ALWAYS right.

5. Last night i spent about $40. This had been earmarked for a bill i needed to pay. Nevertheless, i could not stop myself from giving it to You. In truth, i had NO desire to stop. The idea of not paying seems like being unfaithful to You. my orgasm was VERY strong.

6. After my release, i went to sleep only to wake up about two hours later. Before, i could even wake completely up, i had my slide show & NF open. i found that i wanted to pay You so strongly that even looking for a PPV that caught my fancy seemed to take to long, and i elected to just tribute you $25. As soon as i did this i found myself stroking with feverish abandon. I kept repeating over and over, “i am addicted to Mistress Lauren AND i am addicted to paying Her.” As i reached climax, i began to weep uncontrollably as i repeated over and over, “thank you, Mistress, i love you!”

These experiences are precious to me. Hence, my desire to write them down in detail for You. These are my acts of devotion and love. Pleasing You makes me whole.

my greatest desire, is that You be pleased with my progress and if i dare to dream, perhaps my wanton submission will give You cause for arousal and pleasure as well.

Your Devoted one

I’ll be gone this coming weekend to go to a big 4th of July bash, and I won’t be near a computer…so find Me during the week for your fuckover cravings!

Love,
Mistress Lauren