First of all, I want you to read this with a hard cock

If you are truly pleasing Me with your paypig binges, you are creating a hole in your finances.

This is correct, you are being trained to pay until it hurts, that’s the fetish, it is what you get addicted to, what makes you hard. This will help you live with your fetish, that you have grown to NEED

This isn’t a blog post about living more cheaply, learning to economize, or going without, although all of those things are important to continue contributing to My lifestyle, and can help you please Me at a higher level.

This is an issue I have not blogged about before, although I have discussed it with individual slaves.

It’s got to do with the other people in your life, the ones who are noticing your lack of money. There are two main categories here. 1. People you spend time with, friends, coworkers, drinking buddies, etc. 2. your wife/girlfriend partner. Probably you will be moved to hide your extreme fetish from them.

I shall deal with the two types separately.

First of all, are those you do not share finances with. They may notice that you have “pared down” that you are spending less, going out to lunch less, and not buying the latest toys you used to, or spending less on your passtimes. It’s likely to be stray comments, not some intervention.

This is simple. Invent a financial goal, you could say casually, yea, we’re saving for a house or second home, or to retire early, or to buy a new car in a couple of years. Whatever you think will be the most believable, choose it and stick to it. It should be something that would take a long time to achieve, so they can expect more of your miserly behavior. Keep it simple and don’t go into too much detail. Eventually, they might ask you how it’s going. You can just respond with an “all right, man” or “ok, but you know, setbacks happen” Everyone understands unexpected expenses. You can invent them if you have to. The main thing is to be ready, so questions don’t take you by surprise. That’s suspicious.

And this is important. Any time that someone notices you are spending less on yourself, you will feel yourself get aroused, your cock will stiffen. Your actions paying Me are being noticed and remarked upon!

The next group, your partner/wife/girlfriend, must be dealt with differently. You are literally hiding financial information from this person. Try not to mention it, and if you do, play dumb. It’s likely that they will discern that you are having some kind of issue. They may think that you have a drug addiction or a gambling issue. They may even suspect that there is another woman! (But probably don’t realize it is a crafty FinDomme) I suggest having some kind of account that they are not aware of. It could be a credit card or just an online debit card that you make deposits into. Prepare your lies in advance, including agreeing to get help if they insist. You could tell them you are getting therapy (spend that money on Me). You might even invent a “need” for regular withdrawals from your bank account, such as paying off debt, helping some relative with an expense, or investing in cryptocurrency or stocks with a financial advisor. You are likely to know better than I which lies will seem more believable.

Stop reading right now, and if you are able to, stroke yourself and say “It’s no one’s cash but Lauren’s, I give it all to Her” If you notice that your spending on Me, has an effect on your relationship, I give you permission, in fact, I command you to eroticize it. It is part of your fetish, because I am MORE important

Yes, this is diabolical of Me to tell you to lie to your wife/girlfriend, and even be turned on by it, but the honest truth is: I do not care a whit about them or your relationship with them. They are an obstacle to Me getting more money, and I will control you and tell you how to tell with them, for My benefit. I mean you are already probably not having sex with them (or if you are, you’re thinking/fantasizing about Me), so it’s not like this is a greater lie than you being faithful to them.

You are a hopeless case, and likely your wife/girlfriend is already pretty tolerant and can be snowed pretty easily. So set your priorities, and devote yourself to me.

Since it will likely all come to a burning dump heap, there is no reason to hold back from Me. I bet you can dissolve part of your retirement account without them knowing. (Put the money in the account with the secret debit card, or pay off the credit cards you are hiding from them, so you can max them out again)
Get money lined up before you destroy your credit. There are a lot of ways to borrow money online. (Put that money in the secret bank account, and pay the loan out of it too) She won’t know.

Eventually, they will probably dump your ass anyway. Also not My problem. See if you can invent some more lies, or juiciest yet, tell them the truth in the end. That you gave all your cash to a beautiful Woman online you never met, just because She told you to.

You will do anything for Me.

Good boy/sissy

Edit: Since I have published this, pigs have approached Me with new ideas for hiding finances. There shall be a follow up entry, if you have ideas, feel free to email them or comment here 🙂

Now, check out the most recent Pay to views that are available

Now it’s time for your favorite regular feature

The Fuckover Report!

Legendary Paypig Alert!

Dr X earned yet another mention, spending $1944 on Niteflirt and another $1106 on Amazon, totalling $3050, which included gift cards, gardening and travel items, a high quality kitchen knife, and a gorgeous purse. I can’t wait to direct him to buy Me more stuff! I love seeing his name on the top of the mention list

Legendary Paypig Alert!

Also earning a Legendary Paypig Alert was taxpayer! This pig was inadvertently skipped as I did calculations, can you imagine missing this? It was right after the last Fuckover Report, so My normally razor-sharp mind didn’t catch it until it brought the issue to My attention. It caught up on its delinquent taxes a bit, paying the taxes and many many penalties for various misdeeds. There was a whole group missed, and taxpayer saved a few mentions. This tax-paying pig spent $2915!

My boyscout was also missed, he spent $124, so thoughtful!

Paypig Alert! Also missed was bambi who visited the pink hypnocabin and spent $394. What a very good girl you are bambi!

Extreme Paypig Alert! Getting his first extreme mention is glue! Glue couldn’t stop calling, and he couldn’t stop sending tributes, and he hit the amount of $1085! Nice! I hope the Legendary mention is next!

Extreme Paypig Alert! Also getting an extreme mention, was My very good boy “j the junkie” He is completely mesmerized by My hypnopussy, and he is very generous to his Mistress indeed! He spent $1293 since the last blog post!

My exposure sissy spent $170 on exposure games with Me!

New Slave! New to My blog is “tinker” who I had a great phone call with and he spent $194. Nice!

My loser pig, pigbait is getting more addicted, and this time he spent $254. He can’t stop paying My power knockers

Paypig Alert! My goodboy, superpawn, spent $342 telling Me all about his new plans to get Me more money!

My assbitch was back, and he spent $104 to earn a mention! I expect more next time, bitch!

Also coming back was citrusy, spending $104. Next time I expect that legendary mention, and not this pathetic copout!

Paypig Alert! My special good boy, came to more therapy with Dr Lauren and invested in very expensive phone therapy for the best outcome! He spent $440

My good boy nicky squeaked in for a mention for $100 of spending. It counts.

Huge Paypig Alert! My good boy boomer kept up his addicted ways, possibly getting even MORE addicted if that is possible. He spent $910

My quiet gentleman squeaked in for a mention with $104. I love teasing him

Huge Paypig Alert! JUST missing an extreme mention was helpless dennis, who tributed and paid and called his way to the amount of $986. Maybe next time he will hit it!

My very good boy skepticat came around a few times to spend $239. That was sooo fun!

Paypig Alert! My good girl marla stopped by for a hot phone call session and she spent $392. Nice! What a very good girl.

Good boy humble john spent $191. I have a question for him, did you use more than one account this month? I really have trouble keeping track

Huge Paypig Alert My addicted and limp good girl buffy, spent $867. I wonder how long it will take Me to drive her into bankruptcy?

My nylon slave worshiped his way into a mention for $117

Huge Paypig Alert! Since his girlfriend broke up with him, PIG has been spending even more money on Me feeding his pathetic addiction. He spent $823 this time around

LegAddicted couldn’t help himself. He thinks he can cure his addiction, but its never gonna happen. He spent $110 to get a mention

New Slave! I had a couple of enjoyable phone calls with a guy I’m going to call “shade”. He spent $120 learning about the dangers of Lauren!

My good boy helpless dave stopped by to give Me $213 just because it turns him on. I approve!

Paypig Alert! My good boy spawn came back with some click and pay and he spent $398 to earn a red letter mention. Good boy!

Let’s talk about good paypig bloom, this slave keeps working through a series, and got spending up to $252. Nice!

My mindless slave click puppet clicked for $140 this month for a mention

Huge Paypig Alert! My very good irish dope found some money for a couple of decent sessions, and I am so very proud of him! He spent $855 on his Queen

I was very happy to see paycunt back, this time spending $191. This slave is proof that an addiction to Lauren never goes away.

Paypig Alert! My good pig, candyballs kept coming and going this month. He would pay a bit, delete his account, reactivate it and do it again. He spent $490, missing a Huge alert by mere dollars.

My addicted button did $220 worth of click and pay for Me this month, delicious!

Huge Paypig Alert! I think that this is this slave’s first red-letter mention. Good boy surry spent $563 this month buying pay to view after pay to view. Addiction is soo profitable for Me!

Now, who will be on the next blog report? Will it be you? I hope so

CBT (Cognitive Behavior Training in this case, not Cock and Ball Torture) is a psychological process that helps you make desired changes. This modern psychological technique helps Me to train and exploit you and other paypigs

Traditionally, it’s the client’s desired change, but I’ve twisted it to help you make MY desired changes.

I take many of the common elements of CBT and use them to turn you into a more profitable pig for Me!

For example, these are some common techniques and how I apply them

• Cognitive restructuring or reframing. .. I make you think of yourself as a paypig, I call you a paypig, have you stroke your cock while you declare your paypig nature. Mantras are a huge part of this.

Guided discovery. … I’ve stareted adding some of this to sessions, and boy is it powerful! It’s really got to do with taking a fantasy but hooking into your senses, you might imagine kneeling at My feet while I demand cash, and you feel your cock just getting harder and harder. And hear Me say “Good boy” This would be an example

Exposure therapy. … Gradually I expose you to paying more and more…raising the rate, increasing the amount of the pay to view, demanding gradually larger tributes

. All of My series are great for this. Try this one from the archives

Journaling and thought records. …when you email Me back your thoughts or when you send Me what you’re thinking in chat, this taps into this technique

.I think I may have to exploit this technique with certain individuals more often

Activity scheduling and behavior activation. …

I like to hook actions to other actions. For example, stroke your cock when you stroke when you pay Me. Or I suggest you will get hard when you see an email from Me. I don’t generally schedule by the cock, but rather by action. ACTIVATING the paypig within

Behavioral experiments. .. .I am CONTINUOUSLY

experimenting on you guys to see what the most effective techniques are for separating you from your cash. Science is real and you have no chance

Relaxation and stress reduction techniques. …When you pay, it makes you soooo happy and relaxed, you feel bliss. Many of you will recognize this technique

Role playing is a common technique. I let you think it’s roleplaying. You’re the slave, I’m the Queen, you kneel at My feet. Maybe it’s not roleplaying, it’s REAL

So now that you are hard, I want to make a suggestion. The thought of seeing your name in My fuckover report is OVERWHELMINGLY sexy. You want it there, with red letters, so that everyone can see how much you admire Goddess Lauren

Now that I’ve planted that suggestion, Let’s actually do the fuckover report! It’s an amazing one! It’s over a month, so it’s long. Between Thanksgiving and some personal stuff, I’m later than usual, but oh so worth it.

The Fuckover Report

Legendary Paypig Alert!

My good girl and #1 spender buffy went completely off the rails, sending Me larger tributes than ever before. She is on the road to bankruptcy and it is going to be EPIC She spent. $4201 maxing out a couple of credit cards on Me! SOooooooo erotic. Limp clitty, still a virgin and it looks like that will never change. Wonderful!

Legendary Paypig Alert!

And also getting a legendary alert is rare whalebird! This guy appears, and then disappears, kind of a paypig whore who passes himself around many Dommes. I haven’t seen him in years, but the other night was MY turn I guess, he spent $3087. This rare bird can drop by anytime as long as he brings his wallet! I always enjoy trancing him into submission.

Extreme Paypig Alert! This might be helpless dennis’s first extreme paypig alert! He went insane on click and pay, we did several calls, and he tributed like a good boy everytime he stroked his cock when I wasn’t around! How much did it cost him? $1880!

Extreme Paypig Alert! Getting his first bit of red type was jerk jockey! This loser is sooo easy to manipulate as he is gooning, and I extorted him for hundreds of $$$ of tributes for cum permission. Over a couple of sessions I extracted $1715 from him!

Extreme Paypig Alert! Dr x never fails to please, and did it again, with $802 on Niteflirt and $780 on Amazon, as My special Santa Slave! He totalled $1582 with his extreme mention! I love sessioning this guy, one of My favorites.

Extreme Paypig Alert! Another newer slave surprised Me with an extreme mention. Very good boy “spawn” has been losing control with click and pay! He spent $1393 falling more deeply under My power!

Extreme Paypig Alert! Coming to life, after years to suddenly become completely addicted to Me was footdazed. We had a lot of fun with some custom recordings and he tributed his wallet empty. How much did he spent? $1070. Stupendous!

My raise the rate puppet stopped by for degradation and increasingly expensive phone calls. He spent $112

Huge Paypig Alert! Boomer’s addiction is going strong, he can’t stay away, keeps clicking and paying! He spent $738 this time around!

My good boy nylon slave spent $187 listening to My silky addictive voice and buying pantyhose feet photos

Huge Paypig Alert! It was sooo nice to have marla back in My clutches again. My good girl ended up spending just a few cents over $700 as I used her VERY HARD. Lifetime, marla has spent more than $110K on Me! (she’s one of the founding tribe members)

Just missing a paypig alert is worthless gimp loser, who spent $290 on Me that there is no way in hell he can afford. So sad, too bad. I won’t think about it again.

New to the blog, is sticky, whose been around awhile and finally spent enough for a mention! He spent $106

Completely mindfucked pigbait spent $123. I think he should spend more.

Huge Paypig Alert! Just missing an extreme alert was bambi, My good girl who visited Me in My Hypno cabin. I introducted her to the mystical fun of the “kink sack” and we had a great time! She spent $978

My good shopper paulito came around and spent $101 to get a mention!

Huge Paypig Alert! My good boy, PIG can never ever stay away, he spent $510 this time around to get a “HUGE” mention

Good loser jeffnomore came around to spend $177

New to blog! Spending $137 to get a blog mention is “mensch”. This guy found out how dangerous I can be!

I was very happy to have surprised get a mentio again, this time for $131. He’s so sweet to session and so weak over My heels and feet

Paypig Alert! Getting another mention is My addict and very good boy j the junkie. J spent over $400 this time around to really make Me smile. He is no match for My power!

Squeaking in for a mention was helpless dave, this time for $103

New Slave! Huge Paypig Alert! Getting red type right away was a new slave, a good boy I’m calling citrusy. He’s curious and found danger!

My good girl caged yankee spent $250. I’m always happy to take her cash

New to blog! After a long time not spending much, suddenly a guy I’m calling “rando” came to life, spending $141. That’s what I’m talking about!

Back for more spending was My NF client who spent $122 this time around. He’s got soo many accounts, who knows how much his lifetime is now.

Paypig Alert AND New to the Blog. Getting My attention was moniker, who clicked and paid his way to spending $487 and earned his blog name. (It’s so full of irony I cannot tell you, but he will understand) This is what I love from slaves. $$$$ that is.

My quiet gentleman spent $243. Boy he loves those selfies.

Paypig Alert! New to My blog is chad, who squeezed into a paypig alert spending exactly $300. Well done!

My boyscout spent $185, just making Me happy!

Paypig Alert and New to My blog! A client I will call “bloom” went absolutely crazy on click and pay, over many days, spending a total of $425 and making Me very very happy. Well done!

Ducking in and spending and then cancelling his account was usbsimp, but not before he spent $135. I bet he’ll be back

Paypig Alert! This guy humble john knows how to please. It always seens like he sends a nice tribute just when I need a smile. (yes tributes make Me smile) He paid $371 this time around, very nice!

My good girl sissy j spent $145. She just had a big cross country move and I can’t wait to get into a nice rythym of us having fun again!

Paypig Alert! My good boy button was at the click and pay again, this time for $355. I love seeing that he’s been busy!

My very good boy, Lauren’s footlicker spent $174 on Niteflirt and $72 on Amazon to total $246 and really making Me happy. This guy knows how to treat a superior Woman!

Paypig Alert and New to My blog! Another new client who did a lot of click and pay was “lex” I hope he gets hard knowing how dangerous I am!

Good boy knickers spent another $156 on dangerous games with Me!

Now, which ones of you will be on the next blog post?
Who will get a red letter mention (at least $300)
Better get busy!

If I am successful at manipulating you into giving Me (much) cash, it’s because I have successfully managed to install us on the opposite sides of the same coin!

That coin represents the Mistress and Her slave participating in a mutual fetish (in this case, financial domination). Both are needed, but get different things out of it. In this case, you provide the coin, and I get the coin! 🙂

If you’re reading this, I already know something about you. You are either already a paypig, or you are intensely curious about being one. Of course, not every paypig is the same…but My goal is to install you on your respective side, and in the beginning I will be finding out how to get you there.

What makes you weak in the knees?
What makes you hard?
What makes your mind spin?
What are your paypig triggers?

What is it about ME that you find arousing?

What is it about YOU that makes being a paypig a possibility?

I find your triggers, and I pull them again and again, watching your wallet empty,

sometimes I craft new triggers! The more triggers, the more effective the cash rampage!

Some (Many) of you are so needful of the financial Domination that you offer up your weaknesses to Me for My play amusement.

When you approach Me for the first time, you will find that I do know what I’m doing. I find out stuff. I use it against you.  And I know that makes you and most paypigs rock hard. (And it gets Me all revved up too

Now take a poll. I don’t know what YOUR answer is, but feel free to ping Me on Niteflirt and tell Me 🙂
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Now it’s time for the spending report

Hypnowallet and I had a fun little $117 session. Every session should be at least that, don’t you think?

Reactivating his Niteflirt account and spending $285 on Me was Nylonlover. My nylon feet, his week mind…no way to stop Me

Pay pig alert! Back with a whoosh was iFool!  We had an arousing “raise the rate” session with a little consensual coercion, and the iFool spent $718. The final call was a rousing 10 minutes at $50 a minute! I LOVE $50 a minute calls. You should all try at least one.
It will make your cock hard!

Mmmm Princess gigi spent $255 this week, but released in her panties without MY permission. More training needed! Shame! I have confidence in her though!

My elegant barefoot lover spent $170. I have so much more to show you lover!

Pay pig alert! My eunuch robot paypig spent $595 in mindless click and pay for Me. He completed the new Queen Lauren series, and I kept sending for his spending paytrance pleasure!

More please was another that fell prey to the Queen Lauren series, to the tune of $225! I pretty much know that every Friday I’ll be able to take his cash with My shiny black leggings!

Another Queen Lauren victim was My paybitch, his debt came out to $215 🙂

And candy balls was back with $115. (And I know he kept looking for this blog post, I bet thinking about seeing his name here again got him all excited!)  AND candyballs hit the 1K level of spending!  Well done!

Helpless dave squeezed by with a mention with $105 of click and pay. Mmm

also squeaking in for a mention was wallet rape toy at $105 as well.

My exposure sissy submitted to exposure games for $104 🙂 Also squeezing in for the mention!

Helpess for another week was PIG. This time I got him to spent $321 and maneuvered him leaving lots of feedback (Is yours caught up?)

This was the Lauren, Queen of Greed series that had many of your heads spinning and your cock hard…

check it out

And get going on your blog mention for next week!

Lauren

 

 

 

I have used hypnotic techniques on my money slaves for ages, but recently I’ve become even more open about it.

This of course, begs the question….

Is it possible to hypnotize a slave into handing it all over?

Can my milky words make him surrender all his wealth, without any visage of free will?  Even if he had never imagined it…never fantasized about it?

Conventional wisdom says no…that you cannot be hypnotized against your will.  That only if you desire it DEEP DOWN, can hypnosis manifest into reality.

Is that true?  I mean, are you worried that if you surrender to My hypnotic power that you will mindlessly deliver your cash to Me?   Awaken to find in horror that you’ve sent me thousands of dollars without a conscious memory of doing so?   Find yourself hypnotically addicted to giving Me money?

Conventional wisdom says this will not happen…UNLESS…you have a secret desire to have Me financially fuck you over.  Oh..and it might be an unconscious desire.

So succumb to My hypnotic words.  And if you have the unconscious desire to give Me all your cash, you can be sure you’ll be transferring it all  to Me!

And I have a very funny story that happened when we were shooting the red shoe set. I was on the little bridge, out in a rural area, and my photographer was down on his back, pointing the lens upward at Me for the POV shots, and I was pretending to step on him, and a group of teenage girls came along. They giggled and laughed and pointed at M, the photographer, like it was the funniest thing they had ever seen in their life. We actually had to take a break and sit in M’s car for a while until they went away so we could get the topless shots. I wasn’t quite ready to scandalize the neighborhood for stripping for teenage girls. I did however, wish I had a slave or two around, so I could properly teach them how to treat a man!

I’ve been pushing myself every day getting my webpage running, getting this blog going and polishing my listings at www.niteflirt.com/lauren+rules

My newest listing? I got rid of the ignore listing and changed it into a small dick humiliation line. I had fun yesterday doing all the graphics, and now I am tormenting men on a small penis humiliation site another pso turned me on to. I never knew how amusing it could be to just send random insulting comments to men.
http://www.ratemysmallpenis.com/

Just to remind you that I am more than just another financial dominatrix. Sometimes its just plain fun to viciously cause emotional wounds.