A poll and a fuckover report!

I have great news!  I tried the beta program My computer programmer wrote for Me last night to calculate piggy spending and it works great!  (that’s how the numbers were calculated in this post) That means I will be doing more frequent spending reports and more blog entries. I’m so excited about that.

It still needs to get transferred onto My own laptop to be used, and the programmer wants to tweek a couple of things, but it’s ready.

That means I can thrill paypigs and motivate them to spend MORE cash AND have more time on My plate to actually write blog posts that get you losers pulling out your wallets.

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Now, let’s do the FUCKOVER report! It’s six weeks worth, so it’s LONG.

I’m gonna begin with My boy wayne, who just cannot help himself. He kept telling Me he was trying to save money for Christmas but just kept tributing Me. He loves My curvy body.\

Extreme Paypig Alert!   Princess gigi tried to quit again, as she tried to patch things up with her girlfriend, who knows all about Me, and doesn’t think I’m good for her. Of course, I’m not the one trying to make her deny her sissy nature. Miss gigi knows she is a sissy who belongs on estrogen and in panties for the rest of her life. She spent $1,808 despite taking a ten day break. Imagine how much it would have been without that break? There is a reason this girl is My lifetime #1 spender.   $196.478 Lifetime, I realize she will hit $200K this year, probably before summer.

Extreme Paypig Alert!  Another slave getting an extreme mention (again) is noddy.  He managed to hide for a while, but one night he succumbed to My maneuvers and ended up paying Me $1634.  That kind of spending is the only way you losers can give Me the shivers!

My good boy who loves stolen moments called several times for delightfully evil conversations. He spent $248

Huge Paypig Alert!  Going completely nuts on click and pay and occasional calls recently is boomer. I think I have really fanned a dangerous addiction in this slave, and he just keeps coming around, and he spent $582!

New to My blog is sniffer, who kept calling and calling and ended up spending $122.

Extreme Paypig Alert!   Another extreme alert for PIG. He’s getting more and more out of control.  Recently,  he finally hit the 100K lifetime spending mark, and he’s already up to $105K plus!  I LOVE that I as time goes on he has less and less control and needs to pay more and more! He spent $1729 since last review!

Paypig Alert!  Helpless dennis can’t get hard anymore without hearing My voice.  What does that mean?  Lots of calls and paymail purchases, He spent $330!

Trying so hard to “cure” his FinDomme addiction is My special good boy, who called Dr Lauren several times, spending $201.

Huge Paypig Alert!  I think this might be goat’s first Huge mention, he went really crazy clicking and paying things for Me! He spent $834!  YUM!

Paypig Alert!  j the junkie couldn’t help himself as his addiction spiraled dangerously recently. He spent $355. YUM.

Another one who keeps calling is target.  He is another who just can’t get enough of My mesmerizing voice, and he spent $228 this time around.

Paypig Alert!  My sissy, caged yankee can’t stay away and she spent $325 since last spending report! YUM!

My leg addict kept trying to quit Me but instead spent $241. I don’t really think he wants to quit.

Quietly spending $147 was peeper.  Surrender more deeply peeper!

Paypig Alert! Dr x pleased Me with spending and gift cards totaling $340. I have a feeling he is ripe for a Legendary Fuckover

Huge Paypig Alert!  Helpless dave stayed helpless and sent Me $530 in tributes and click and pay!

Another slave who kept spending was piglette. This loser handed Me $161 and won’t be stopping anytime soon.

Extreme Paypig Alert!  Sissy bambi kept coming in a drunken haze, again and again.  How much did the bitch spend?   $1625.  Nice! (For Me)  Silly bimbo

My nylon slave is another who keeps popping back in. He spent $170

Huge Paypig Alert!  Oink Loser10K finally hit 10K. Now on to 20k! I see he has deleted his account, but we ALL KNOW he will be back!  Hey Loser, you spent $703!

My Australian paymoosie spent $165 on Me, mostly in gift cards, which I love. YUM.

I was really pleased to see Loserbeast get a mention for spending exactly $200.  Will 2020 be the year Loserbeast loses control and ravages his bank accounts for Lauren?

New Slave and Huge Paypig Alert!  Clicking and paying his way through My pay to views, “mindless” discovered why I am so dangerous.  He just missed an “extreme paypig” mention by $15. He spent $985.  Mindblowing!  I want to see more of that mindless!

dusty, aka jenny was back, clicking and paying and calling. This sissy spent $220 since last spending report. Nice!

Huge Paypig Alert!  Just missing an “extreme paypig alert” was titpay ATM! This robot paypig is so programmed to pay the tits, that I just have to withdraw from him just like he was an ATM. I empted this ATM of $975 since last blog entry!

The slave I think of as “finally quit” still hasn’t.  I think he finally gave up on his delusion that he had stopped this, and is thinking of himself as a loserpig, which he is.  He spent $271.  🙂

New to My blog is “bewildered” who managed a mention at $158! Well done!

Paypig Alert!  And hoping he will recognize himself,  he’s made so many accounts I dont even know his original member name. (When you delete your account, I lose your member name and notes that include the blog name).  This “client” spent $333 on two different accounts.  Good boy!

Back doing some spending was the Dane. He spent $198. I would love to see more of that!

My elegant foot lover pleased Me with $227

Huge Paypig Alert!  Egghead surrendered and paid again and again. Mind controlled, he can’t help himself! He spent $540

dirtbag weakened and managed to get a paypig mention at $103.

Another deleted account that I can’t recall who it belongs to (he changes his member name a lot too), was elric, who spent $255. Help Me out elric, who are you?

Paypig Alert! And also with a deleted account is candyballs, who reappeared to identify himself to Me!  He spent $358.  Now I remember who he is on the blog!

My good girl sissy j spent $233 and send lots of fun photos that I can tease her with on her special password protected page 🙂

Spending $180 was paybitch terry. I have My eyes on more of his cash.

Huge Paypig Alert! Back again is a paypig named dave, whose original blog name is also lost in deleted accounts.  Maybe he remembers and can let Me know.  He paid his way up to $703!  YUM.

Lauren’s footlicker managed a mention with $112 of spending

And I am finishing up this fuckover report with a

Legendary Paypig Achievement!

My good boy sunshine came through once again, this time for $2,290 in spending, on Niteflirt, gift cards and gifts (My favorite is the new fitbit to replace the one that died) I LOVE seeing this boy’s name come up in chat or email. He’s smitten and I love it!  Well done sunshine!  (PS I’m due to hear from you!)

Now, will you make the next Fuckover report?
It takes $100 to make it

$300 gets you a  Paypig Alert Mention

$500 gets you a Huge Paypig Alert Mention

$1000 gets you an Extreme Paypig Alert Mention

$2000 gets you a Legendary Paypig Mention!