Category — losers

Yes, it’s true. This is an actual post.

I realize it has been almost TWO months since I have posted, and it has not been for lack of things to write about or lack of desire.

It’s been all about lack of time.  I have been sooo busy, both with My piggies and with some (all good) stuff in My personal life that has been a time sucker that I just can’t seem to get to it.  Even as I write this, I have piggies clamoring for attention.  Life is good. The clamor has been so all -encompassing that this post has taken days to write, a sentence at a time!

2014 has been an incredible year so far. I have financially exploited a record ca$h amount from you junkies, fools, losers and addicts, and it shows no sign of letting up, this despite actually being available less time than usual.   This is of course fitting, because why should I *have* all this cash, if I don’t get to have fun with it?

What I am doing with your cash:

Really Exciting:  Vacations–another hiking vacation to the Rockies is being planned and I went away to the coast of Maine for several days in June (and got PERFECT weather).    A possible trip to NYC is scheduled for fun and a winter trip to Hawaii.  Some of this you junkies have already paid for and I have one paypig begging to pay for that Hawaii trip!

House renovation:   Yes, I am doing some updates in My home to increase the space for My boyfriend and Me….a dedicated exercise room, a dedicated music room, an art studio and an extra bathroom are being added on.  Later I will be expanding and updating My kitchen and master bath.  (You fools will be paying for that too) Some of these renovations may occasionally make it difficult for Me to be available on the phone (although I might be around for pay mail sessions).  I refuse to shout over construction equipment.

Exciting to Me, perhaps less so for others:  I’m working on prepaying the mortgage with your cash! I plan to retire young in a beautiful fully-paid for home.  Oh, and saving for retirement is happening, even though I’m having lots of fun spending cash.  I just finished paying for My Volvo (three years early).  It’s nice to have lots of cash and few bills.  (While the rest of you have NO cash and BIG credit cards bills from clicking and paying for Me!)

There have been lots and lots of huge paypigs and paypig sessions.  Wallet rapetoy has been stellar! Since June 1st, he has spent $17,694 on Niteflirt, $3710 on Amazon, including a new computer for Me, a new bed for the guest room, an air conditioning unit, a musical Yamaha keyboard and $2000 worth of Amazon gift cards. YUM.

Since he has been My slave, in a mere 7 months, wallet rape toy has spent, between Niteflirt and Amazon more than $75,000 on Me.  *This* is what I deserve, and I am thrilled!

Princess gigi gets special mention.  I have her in a sissy fog most of the time, mindlessly paying and tributing as she listens to My voice lull her into chastity and obedience.  She has now become My #1 spender and the past few days her lifetime spending hit the $90,000 mark! Incredible.

Returning to Me after a long hiatus is a slave I will call “panty ass paypig” he loves to serve!  This week he has clicked and paid over $1285.  Welcome back pantyass!

A NEW face has been clicking and paying. ANd he bears watching, in the one week he has been here he has spent over $4700!  All by mindlessly clicking and paying paymails, and he writes Me that he is new to Financial DOmination which is excellent news because that means that *I* can be the one to strip him of his assets and there has been no prior looting and I can train him as I like!   I think I shall call him “fresh meat”.  I LOVE extreme wallet rapes with slaves like fresh meat!

Another old slave-I think of him as bimbo– rematerialized with a newer account, and in one hot long session I got him for $600.  He deserved to lose MORE, but I was getting tired. Next time. (and as I finish this the next day, he’s starting to pay MORE to Me, so who knows what the total will be)

My slave, “elegant footlover” has been helpless around My bare feet photos and since June 1st has spent $1230+ .   All just to admire My toes!

Last nite, “weak dave” spent about $130, but he’s getting special mention because $100 of that came in two beautiful $50 tributes, “just because Lauren”   I liked that. I want to encourage sizable tributes so I am applauding him here!

An occasional paymail buyer “subguyy” dropped out of the sky to go crazy on click and pay for $560 dollars in just a few minutes  WOW!   This is most of his lifetime in six years of being a client.  I don’t know where that came from but I LOVED it~

A HUGE MILESTONE was reached by My Guinea Money Pig Slave and he FINALLY hit the $50,000 dollars in spending.  Now on to the second $50,000!

My good girl Marla stepped up to the fashion plate and spent over $600 on Me in July so far. YUM

Doctor x appeared and in a few sessions has dropped over $1,000 ..since late June. Good boy

Honorable mention to a newer slave rick, who spent well over $200 recently.  Also billy rocked his way to over $300, well done!

My cucky asslover appeared again for well over $600, watching for him 🙂

Barefoot lover kane managed to spend about $300, he claims he wants to move up My all time spender list, but he’s running in place around 31st place because he will pass a guy in spending, but someone else passes him. If you are serious kane, you gotta up your game!

I’m thinking I might try to do shorter shout out posts more often.  If I can manage to post, I think I will try that…less stressful 🙂

Mistress Lauren

I have been out straight for DAYS.  Niteflirt has been having a Goody Bag sales contest….the first one ended yesterday, and the next one goes until the end of the month.

Winners were determined by total sales and well I won $100 dollars for third place on the whole site in the first half of the month, but I plan to win the TOP prize of $500 dollars for the second half of the month. So you’ve been put on notice. *laughs*

Here is the Goody bag release for today. Go buy it now. See the rest of My Goody Bags here

And I thought I would publish a letter one of My long time slaves wrote Me. He desperately tries to escape My clutches and just can’t seem to.

I loved this letter

i need to worship You every day

i need to spend on You every day

a day without Mistress Lauren is a lost day

a day without worshipping Mistress Lauren makes me unhappy

without Mistress Lauren i am nothing

Mistress Lauren gives me a reason for living

serving Mistress Lauren is what i need

i wish to become further addicted

i wish to give Mistress Lauren everything She wants

I like the last line especially.
I love addicting helpless men to do My will.
Are you next?

I’ve been wanting to blog about this all week, and finally got a chance to sit down.

Wow, what a weekend!

On Friday, I noticed My wallet rapetoy buying a $2 email, and soon I engaged him in a long delicious session that built up gradually and culminated in him buying a delicious $999 email! (The maximum amount possible on Niteflirt).   His total?   $5804 dollars for a session that took about three hours. Yum.

If that weren’t enough, I woke up on Saturday to find a NEW piggy in a click and pay frenzy. Mostly on his own (with a couple encouraging emails from Me), this new piggy practically victimized himself to the tune of $1376. I’m gonna call this new one “pigskin”, like a football, since he loves My feet.

I did discover that pigskin has deleted his Niteflirt account–it’s a common tactic that piggies use to try to escape.  Most of the time that they do that, they are still reading My blog, and they come back. pigskin, it’s easy to reactivate your account, just email support@niteflirt.com or fill out this form
and they will help you resume your new addiction.

Here is some inspiration!

I know so many of you have a curiosity about My top cash junkies…..

so I decided to give a little bio about My top ten spenders, and maybe mention the placement and lifetime earnings of a few others.

I’m going to do this Letterman Style, as a countdown. (I wonder if Stephen Colbert will do a top ten?)

Number Ten:

At nearly $13,000 we have “Fledgling Loser” as I have called him in My blog on occasion, I’ve also calle him Veteran Drunk, but that doesn’t have the same bite I want him to have. This guy is conflicted about being My junkie. His cock loves it, but he sends Me emails like this:

please Lauren stop.  you’re hurting me.   you’ve already hurt me. $13k+ is too much money for me to spend. i can’t do any more.  please stop.

He begs Me to stop, but I don’t of course, (Mercy?  HA! I think not)  and he can’t help it, he just keeps paying what I send. I imagine him crying into his drink as I brutally fuck him over.  Such a delicious image.

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Number Nine:

It’s tPay!  At about $15,300 tPay has moved up My active client list and he did it in just 11 months! Yum.  He’s been lying down recently, but no worries tPay. I have not forgotten you, and figure out how to hide all your spending from your bitch wife, so you can return to overspending on ME 🙂

Number Eight:

Is Loserbeast 🙂   At $26,620–he has become a little more active recently, I think finally beginning to recover a little from the major financial rape I gave him back in 2012.  You can read about him on this blog post,   I am always happy to see Loserbeasts name in My transactions list, it makes Me smile and remember his huge fuckover when I first aquired him.

Number Seven:

Is a client I call “rare whale”, who checks in at $32,180   Rare whale has been My occasional client for years. He doesn’t come around often but when he does, it’s a major wallet rape.  (Four digit rapes)  Rare whale is one of the reasons I don’t match up blog names with a client’s Niteflirt name.  I know for a fact that rare whale is addicted to Financial Domination in general, and is a bit of a slut who plays with different FinDommes all the time.  I am certain we are all glad to see his name clicking and paying (Because cha-ching!)  but I’m not sure that some of the Fin-Dommes he spends on realize he isn’t loyal.  Now I like loyalty, but I like really extreme wallet rape sessions too. I wish I knew how much rare whale spends in a year on Niteflirt–I bet he is Niteflirt’s biggest spender overall.  Now My plan is to addict rare whale to spend only on Me.  I am patient, and I may succeed.  Meanwhile, he comes and goes, and oh yea…cha-ching!

Number Six:

At just over $36,000, is sissy marla, a long time slave and a sissy, who loves to call Me and do long sessions of Me sending her progressively bigger and bigger paymails.  I think marla has been trying to resist Me lately, it’s been awhile since we sessioned, but I see her click on My buttons and I know that she will relent and it will be another delicious fuckover session–marla, you *know* you need this.  I’m waiting!

Number Five:

It’s wallet rapetoy!   This loser is special.  He first found Me less than four months ago on Dec 12, 2013 and has already sacrificed $41,350 dollars on Me!  That’s just on Niteflirt–his spending includes very generous hits of My wishlist for at least another $900.  I hope this boy has lots of cash in reserve, because if he could continue spending at this rate, he would be hitting SIX figure spending on Me before the holidays arrive. Mmmmmmmm . No one has ever climbed My list faster, not even Loserbeast.   I last wallet fucked him earlier this week to the tune of $3518.  Yum.  Wallet rapetoy, I’m willing to do that very often!  *laughs*

Number Four:

At over $47, 520 we have My My guinea money pig!  He is a long time client, and we don’t have huge wallet rape sessions like some of the others, but hardly a day goes by where he is not begging for a few pay mails from Me.  He actually started off NOT as a money slave, but over the years I have changed him….I have addicted him…and each year it gets worse, and now he can’t even have a decent orgasm without Me humiliating him and taking some of his cash.  Oh, and I plan for it to get much much worse.

Number Three.

It’s princess gigi!    At over $67,150 we have princess gigi.  Like My guinea money pig, I hear from princess almost every day, and lately the sessions have become more and more expensive for her, as she cannot stop sending Me tributes and swoons into her sissy fog with long phone calls in which I extract more and more cash from her.   I have control of her itty bitty cock clitty, and I have her in chastity, and she is very rarely allowed to cum in her panties (no touching EVER).  She has only had three orgasms so far in 2014, and one was just a few days ago (after TWO months chaste) This has made her desperately send Me cash, as I have trained her that the only sexual pleasure she feels is from paying Me.    Now only 2-3 years ago, princess was a man with man thoughts who strokes his admittedly tiny cock daily.  No more.  No more boy thoughts, only pleasure from paying Me.   Mmmmm

Number Two:
It’s Dr. X!   At about $76,400, Dr X is a long time slave who does regular extreme sessions, regular large but not extreme sessions and buys more of My pay to views.  He has also spent several thousand over the years on My wishlist.  I can’t go into a room in My home without seeing something he bought Me.  MmmmmHe’s accepted that I will drive him into bankruptcy.  He was about to dissolve his retirement account to give to Me, than his credit card company gave him an obscene credit limit increase.  Guess who is getting that?  Then on to the retirement account!  Bankruptcy for Lauren!

Number One:
Why it’s wallet cunt of course!  At $81,800 plus, I thought wallet cunt was a shoe in to be My first $100,000 spender.  I’m not so sure–although cunt still comes around, the really huge extremem rpes are less often. I mean, wallet cunt was the guy I was sending multiple $999 empty emails to while I was on the phone at $50 a minute! *grins*, but we haven’t done that in ages.  We still session, but the cunt seems to be getting away from Me before spending several thousand and his #1 position is in jeopardy from both Dr X and wallet rape toy.   However, I’m always happy to see the cunt’s name pop up in My transactions and always happy to rape him for a few hundred.  Time shall tell.

I wonder what this list will look like in a year. The slaves in #11 and #12 positions are within a few dollars of Fledging Loser and both very active spenders. (If I had one this a few days ago, Fledging Loser would have been in position #12, I wallet raped him pretty good over the weekend!) Time will tell.

On Saturday, I am flying to Utah for a spa vacation and outdoor trip. Those of you that know Me a bit better know how I appreciate both the finer things in life, like eating well and being spoiled and going on outdoor adventures.

So this coming Saturday,  for ten days, My best girlfriend and I are going on a spa vacation in beautiful Utah, and combining it with a bit of Vegas fun and hiking in National Parks in Southern Utah. We’ll spend our days climbing in beautiful desert canyons and our evenings getting pampered with facials and hot rock massages. The week we are gone, it will be COLD here in New England, so we timed it well.

Oh and you delightful Loser Paypigs paid for it all! For both of us!  I know you will all be going crazy with Lauren withdrawals, so have no fear. I am working hard this week to make sure there is a highly addictive series for you all to splurge on as well as several photo sets.  There will be no dearth of stuff to buy.

So have no fear. I as take and take from you as you mindlessly chant: ‘bankruptcy for Lauren’ as you click and pay, you can be rest assured that *I* am using your former cash (or credit) to live My life as I most enjoy.

Now, many of you would like to make sure that I have a wonderful vacation and want to be part of the action!   So you can pay this PTV here, give Me $25 and you’ll get 3 photos from an unreleased set!

or you can tribute and pay for some extra spoiling!–put down what you’re earmarking your tribute as and I”ll be sure to tell My friend who is spoiling us 🙂

$25 pays for breakfast or lunch for My friend and I

$75 pays for dinner for both of us

$80 pays for a massage or facial for one of us

$160 pays for a massage or facial for both of us!

$250 pays for a Vegas show for us

In other news, I want to mention a few big spending paypigs by name. The rest of you should follow their stellar loser examples!

wallet rape toy continues his spending ways.  He bought $500 of gift cards for the airline from My wishlist that helped pay for My trip. In the month of March he has spent nearly $6900 dollars. So far.

In a mere three months, he has spent over $34,000 on Niteflirt PLUS another $900 on gift cards. He is now 6th on My lifetime list, and at this rate he will be #1 soon.  I LOVE teasing with and playing with My new little wallet rapetoy

And Dr X has been very busy, and he is about to take over the #1 spot (watch out wallet cunt!)He has accepted his fate of being financially ruined by Me and has resumed a strong spending pattern.  Since Thursday he has spent over $4400 dollars on Me on Niteflirt and over $1300 on Amazon (including shoes, a dress, workout clothes, a dog bed for My dog, gift cards, a UV nail dryer, hiking sandals, bath salts, luggage, makeup and lots of coffee!

Shoesniff Loser gets a shout out as well, having spent over  $7500 this month, in tributes and large PTVs mostly.  I love having a loser weak for My shoes. Flash him the inside of My shoe and he starts sending Me hundreds of dollars.  I bought a boatload of new shoes this month JUST to tease him some more.

princess gigi spent over $2500  so far in March and is going on six weeks since I have allowed her to cum.  I’m debating on whether or not to let her cum before I go on vacation. I’m thinking no.

My ass kissing faggot cucky managed $1281, well done! I have some new photos when you are ready cucky fag!

Extreme Financial Slavery is My ultimate goal, and it has a few definitions.  I have slaves in all three categories.

One

Delicious one is Fast Bankruptcy!  Mmmmmm imagine going into debt so deeply and quickly you will never find your way out without the help of bankruptcy court, all because you are controlled by Me!  Knowing as your debts are settled that I am laughing at your insolvency.  This type is usually bankrupt within 2-3 weeks after first encountering Me.

Two

The slave who indulges in very occasional, Really Huge 4 or 5 or more figure sessions. Some slaves actually save for really huge sessions with Me, devoting several thousand dollars in a mind numbing, stomach spinning, cock throbbing session.  Those slaves return again and again, reporting that the orgasm they had during the extreme session was most powerful of their life.

Three:

The slave who plans for multiple sessions a week with Me, over the course of months and years. I have several slaves who spend 5-10K a year on Me, and they regularly spend several hundred a week, in multiple sessions.  A slave who sessions for $100 an evening 2-3 nights a week over the course of months, will endear himself to Me.  These are not extreme sessions, although some sessions are more intense (expensive). I am always trying to stretch these slaves to spend more, training them that paying Me is the greatest pleasure they will know.  I would say they are very addicted, and worried that if they go bankrupt, they won’t be able to session with Me anymore.  Some of them will eventually go bankrupt over Me anyway

Which are you?
Since My last blog post, I have enjoyed several delicious sessions.   My revamped “Financial Slavery begins with a $2 email” got a lot of play.

(Note)  I added audio mantras, reworked the words, and added photos to every level. I even added a couple of levels. It is a new monster, check it out here.

tPay read My entry detailing all My rapes, and added his to the mix, surrendering $600 in the matter of a few minutes.     Over the course of a couple of weeks, princess gigi spent $763 and fell in love with My strap on.   Ass Love Too slave also upped his spending to a very impressive $814–now has spent more than $1600 in his service on Me 🙂

The biggest turn on was a brutal rape I did for Shoe Sniff Loser, and he cried on the phone with Me as I sent him huge email after huge email. He begged Me to stop, but I wouldn’t, and he paid emails as large as $300 as I completely stripped him of any remaining humanity over the phone. He knew I completely deserved the $1440, and he is a worthless loser freak.

A boy who has bought small emails over the past few months exploded in a frenzy last week– I’ll call him slave2005–he wrote Me this:

“oh my god

what happened to me?

I just can not stop

I want to knee down at your feet,lick your feet

why when I pay you more ,I get harder?”

slave 2005 was good for nearly $800 in mostly one evening, out of the blue.  So nice.

Goodboy redbird clicked and paid and tributed for $404!

And Loser Louis reemerged just before Thanksgiving to drop $290 on Me!

A special mention for “Loyal Peter”  Peter is one of those slaves that easily flies under the radar, because he spends smaller amounts consistently over years and it adds up!  This week he splurged and did really get My attention, spending $255.  In just under 4 years, Loyal Peter has spent over $4200 on Me.  Good boy!

My Canadian pantyhose zombie was good for another $260.    Brian surrendered another $256 to Me, in an addicted haze.  Buttonboy for another $110.  My Guinea Money Pig spent $373 (yes, refreshing is dangerous). My paymail clubslave upped his spending to $142! (yes I noticed)   No Nonsense stayed in poverty for $96.

New to My blog is “devil greg” who spent $117 and “jaybee” who spent $100 on My new game, upping his lifetime spending to $1600, despite thinking he’s not a money slave 🙂  hisexy showed up again for another $180, and Egghead just can’t stay away…this time for $102 and now lifetime of 12K in just over 16 months.   Lastly, virgin JD Dave found out how dangerous My games are to the tune of $129 in just a few minutes 🙂

For the first time ever, I have had two 10k weeks in a row. (And this week going to be a pretty healthy amount too!)

I had planned this blog entry earlier, but I everytime I log on, you junkies line up to talk with Me!

My slaves and junkies all came out in full force to celebrate My birthday and enable Me to observe it in style!

Note: These are totals since November 8th, so about 10 days worth of spending!

Highlights:  Shoe Sniff Loser handed Me another $3871 in a series of humiliating training emails over the course of a few days, paying as much as $250 in a single pay mail. Mmmmmmmm.   This Loser has been broken faster than I anticipated–I must be getting particularly dangerous at it!

A fairly new slave,  he-who-serves, has been on My mailing list a LONG time, but this week he caught FIRE!  He was baptized in new debt for $3070.   Any other week, he would have been top spender, but this week….Shoe Sniff Loser beat him out.   He has promised Me his bonus he is getting this week, so I am looking forward to that!   Especially nice, were large emails he paid while I was asleep.  it’s nice to wake up to 600 or $700 in the Niteflirt account!

princess gigi, #3 on My all time list, clicked and paid and called and tributed and sat in chastity to the tune of $1002 this week!  Finally after about 2 1/2 months, I let her cum.   That will be it for 2013!  I know in a couple of days, she’ll be craving more of Me and My feet. 🙂

wallet cunt and Dr X had better watch out, they have newcomers who are chasing their totals!

A slave who I remember participating on an online Money Slave Game I conducted in 2009, Mr Magoo was a contender for quite a ways through, an early leader.  He was quiet and I didn’t hear much from him since then.  Until this week, and WOW, back with a vengeance, spending $594 this week, including a delicious $150 email from My addiction series.

Also, another new slave I think of as Ass Love Too, who spent $582.  Hooked!!

sissy marla, always the good girl, spent $467 on Me this week!

So did a long time paymail club slave that has a name that is code for “horniest” (yea, I figured it out, I’m good!)  ($467)

Dr X did materialize to play My new game (how weak it makes him) and to send birthday tributes.  He added $451 to his second place standing.

We have My Canadian pantyhose lover who turned into a click and pay zombie to the tune of $429 this week

Who else gets blog kudos?

My Guinea Money Pig, a long time slave who is #4 on My all time list.  He never goes totally insane, (I”m working on that), but over the years, he’s managed to spend over $45,000, about $50-100 at a time, but about 4-5 times a week.  His spending this week was $345 (Pretty typical for him)  He is lucky? enough to be the subject of most of My addiction and mind control experiments, and he can assure you they are quite effective.  Also, he has the distinction for writing  125 feedbacks in one day on old pay mails he had bought over the last couple months.  That’s a one day record!   (You can leave your feedback here)

A slave who comes and goes…hisexy, who spent nearly $400. For some reason I like to be brutal to this little bitch and don’t send too many “warm up mails:”  like I ususally do.  He’s gone again, but he’ll be back.

Brian, who just cannot stay away! This week was about $280–little bitch deletes his account and just makes another one and starts over again. I have NO idea how much he has spent, because when you delete an account, I lose any easy way to tell what a slave spent, but I know its in the $1000s.

Redbird, whose $287 spending included a $150 birthday tribute, the largest spontaneous birthday tribute I got this week! Thank you Redbird!  Redbird has spent nearly $5000 on Me in the last 5 months!

$250 from foot sniffing slave (not to be confused with shoe sniffing slave!)  He just LOVES  My audios, and the entire $250 was for custom audios of Me laughing at him.

Loserbeast reappeared for $191. I don’t think he ever fully recovered from the brutal 5 figure financial rape I did to him in August and Sept of last year, but he occasionally splurges for some Lauren fixes.

Also at $191, is an “good egg” that must obey that I acquired around the same time as Loserbeast.  I think its funny that when I added it up they had the same spending.  “egg” was always in the hulking beast’s spending shadow.

Honorable Mentions:  Plum who spent $56 this week, but is always always buying small emails over the past months–and always leaving great feedback, and is approaching his $500 dollar all time spending mark.  Even the small spenders get noticed!

My  Philadelphia Ass Admirer, who spent $129 this week, but I want to mention him because he has spent almost $2500 on Me now since he began being mersmerized by My ass about a year ago.

No Nonsense young guy who Spent $134 he didn’t have on Me this week., bringing his checking account down to $1.  Find another credit card!

$70 from a newer slave, “wave noise” ….I have high hopes, one of his paid mails was for $50 YUM.

$62 from nova, who is approaching the 3K mark in spending.  He liked the new pantyhose series 🙂

$62 from c—-eb who also like the pantyhose set, and is at about $1400 in total Lauren spending!

$54 from a chastity sissy I own, “j”, under a cock control contract with Me…her payments included a $25 tribute designated as a birthday present 🙂  She’s closing in on the $500 lifetime spending amount..what a good girl.

$64 from a pay mail clubslave that I mention because he is soooo loyal, buys almost all the paymail club emails I send, and his spending is small but regular and he’s up to over $1200 in spending on Me in the last year.  He sent Me a birthday tribute too!

$78 from a “deathwish” slave who discovered playing games with Me is perilous.

$55 from “button boy” he might be able to figure his name out 🙂  He is closing in on $1500 spent. Good boy.

$53 from a regular bare foot loving pervert who should have his useless balls crushed.

Notable feedback.  Of course there was Guinea Money Pig slaves 125 feedback entries (for 250 points omg) which for sheer amount, no one came close.

Ones I enjoyed from various slaves and junkies included:

“WOW ! It is easy to belong to Lauren Rules: fun and addictive is the extreme. I love every minutes of the process she puts me through.”

“Mistress is so dangerous one look at her legs and heels and I just melt inside. She has so much control over me, I will be going bankrupt for her”

“The feedback to leave piles up while you are getting used by Mistress Lauren. Must obey Mistress Lauren.”

“I beg Mistress Lauren to rape my wallet. I have no need for money. Mistress Lauren knows exactly how to treat cash cows and I am proud to be one of them. I recommend Mistress Lauren for all pay pigs who are seeking a true financial dome to serve.”

“Mistress has totally fucked me up. All I think about is how I want to go bankrupt for her. I want to live in poverty so she can have everything and laugh at me”

“Designer Fetish delivery at its best!”

“pushes your orgasms to a higher level so you can’t replicate with any one or any thing.”

“She can make you feel so amazing and yet disoriented”

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY MISTRESS!! Your talents at turning weak men like me into complete Lauren junkies is extraordinary. Resistance is futile. Your beauty and brilliant femdom mind make all resistance futile.”

Thank you to ALL My slaves, sissies and junkies for making My birthday week (and month!) amazing!

I have been wanting to post ALL week about My birthday, but I have honestly NOT had a spare moment!

First of all NEW PTV, a sensual shoot I did a couple days ago

My junkies have been keeping Me soooo busy.

Of special mention is:

A new Junkie, who I am going to call Greed luster.  He just lusts sooo much after Greedy Women like Me.  The More Greedy the more erotic for him.  So I took FULL advantage of this Loser who spent about $2200 in the past couple of days in a desperate click and pay frenzy!  Mmmmm and I have My sights on luster to satify My bottomless need for more $$$$

Also My sissy marla gets some extra attention too—first of all because earlier today she remembered tomorrow was My birthday without ANY extra clues….bonus points!    Earlier this week, marla fell prey to My new game to over $1500 in phone calls and PTVs (including a $500 pay mail–YUM)   This is the game that did her in.  playing with Me is LOTS of fun.  Are you brave enough to try it?

It’s been such an amazing week, My sissy princess gigi spent almost $1100 this week, between paying for photos I shot just for her, and sending tributes and drooling over my amazing voice. And her sissy training is coming long all so well, she hasn’t been allowed an orgasm since early September–how many of you Losers could stand that?

Also really fucked over was a shoesniffloser, who spent $1776 in several fuckover sessions during the week.  I want to BREAK that Loser…..something about taking from him really turns Me on. I LOVE humiliating him, telling him how worthless he is and cruelly describing what I would do to him, as I am making him pay huge email after huge email.   Mmmmm a Sadistic FinDomme’s Life is the Life for Me!

The best part of shoesniffloser, is that he got started on a fucking 5o cent email I sent to My list today. How rich is that?

There were others, but those were the highlights!  I should have EVERY week be a $10,000 dollar week *laughs*

And I hadn’t even announced My birthday…but it is TOMORROW!   And I won’t be here on My actual birthday, I”m going to PARTY 🙂

But I do know what I want from My slaves….

This is a step by step manifesto on how to enjoy spoiling Me on My birthday.

I will be making a blog entry detailing everything My boys and sissies did to spoil Me…..
I want to make it a really good one.

I want you to be part of that blog entry (I won’t use your name unless you ask)….and I want you to become addicted to spoiling Me. (What better day to do it then My birthday?)

1. Find a beautiful photograph of Me…
Get hard-get really aroused….think of why you are addicted to Me.

2. You can warm up by leaving any feedback you owe me, wishing Me happy birthday, telling Me how much I’ve come to mean to you, or you can just try to warn everyone how dangerous I am’

If I have caused you to be sooo broke you don’t have $5 for a gift, leaving Me all the feedback you can is the only real gift you can give right?

In My blog entry, I will be highlighting some of the more memorable feedback left Me this weekend.
3. Decide HOW you will spoil Me for My birthday.

Suggestions

Call and wish Me a happy birthday in Person!  I will be taking birthday calls tonight, but tomorrow (Saturday), on My actual birthday, I will be off having fun at My party!

Special slightly higher rate to give Me birthday wishes

Go to this link and tribute Me. It should be an amount you will be PROUD to put down. Wish me a happy birthday

OR Go to My wish list
My preferred choice is an AMAZON gift card–but I would like ANY of the items on My list
–be sure you write and let Me know you bought something, I can’t tell who bought what! Wouldn’t you LOVE to have Me write about what I bought you?  You can’t tell Me that won’t give you an instant hard on.

You can alternatively choose to buy lots of My pay mails (My store is here), but those won’t be detailed on My blog.

Once you have decided HOW you will spoil Me, get yourself to the edge of orgasm and Then Do it! Tribute or Spoil Me….

Back off from your orgasm.

Look at more photos, maybe buy some of My PTV

And do it again!

…
and again! (You can’t spoil your Mistress too much, after all you know how GREEDY I am, especially on My birthday!

Happy Birthday To Me!

So many men who need cash fuckovers, so little time.

I have actually been making progress on My new website, I hope to have time to really work on it this week. It is going to be so fucking addictive and dangerous. I imagine that I will accumulate many new cash slaves to rape and weaken existing slaves into opening their wallet.

So recently I released My Addiction Training Program, and as I expected, it netted Me several thousand dollars so far.
What? You haven’t tried it?

Or Perhaps have just been lurking–understandably afraid to take the plunge, or not believing I can get into your head.
Trust Me, I can, I do, and I will

Here are some PTVs for My Addiction Training Program

Buy Now

This set has deeply addicted many slaves, such as thrillseeker,  who has been  a click and pay puppet for a number of years, but who was unable to stop the addiction set until he had finished

And No Nonsense Guy, the former college student who dropped out because he spent all his tuition money on Me. 🙂 He managed to find some cash to click and pay.  I think he is still sleeping on the floor of his tiny apartment, unable to afford a bed.

And Redbird, who made Me proud, by not only clicking and paying, but sending tributes after each email he bought—just to make Me happy.

Dr X made an appearance as well , and sissy marla.  

Who will be next to experience deep addiction?

You!