Lauren’s Eleven Commandments

God has ten commandments.  I have eleven

1, Approach Me with a gift, whether it be cash sent in tribute, or purchase of a PTV or a trinket from My wishlist, or shiny glowing feedback from a recent payment.

2.  No payment email sent by Me will languor unpaid.  You will be in sin until the silver and gold goes into My account.

3. Do not pester Me with pointless emails or instant messages for I am not here to be your penpal. Paying to hear My smooth erotic voice or paying to read My arousing words is reward for your paltry useless existence.

4. A hard cock is a joy to Me. A slave with a hard cock is ready for sacrifice.  A loyal and good slave knows that his cock is not his own property, but the property of his Mistress to do with as She desires.

5. Spilling seed without permission is an abomination, and you shall be unclean until you sacrifice a penance.

6. Do your work with joy, for your labors will help finance Mistress’s next vacation (or car, or second home)

7. Do not covet your neighbors house or car, because if you can afford them, you will be giving Me the cash. Do not covet your neighbor’s wife because your mind should be on no woman but Me. If you covet your neighbor however, I may command you to suck his cock.

8. Thou shalt steal and send Me the cash. It is your duty to do what it takes to keep Me living the good life.

9.  Thou shall make a shrine of a special folder on your computer in which you will keep all your Mistress Lauren devotion materials.  This is a holy shrine that you will add to regularly by purchasing new photos, videos and mp3s from Me.  It is an honor to do so.

10. Every day is a holy day to observe for Me,  fitting to crawl to Me offering money and gold and big fat tributes and offering to do as I ask, no matter how humiliating.

11, You will hold nothing back from Me.  You will answer all questions honestly and completely. You will not withhold information that you think may be relevant, and will offer it even if I don’t ask. This commandment is not permission to pester Mistress, that is outside the spirit of its intent.

Copyright 2012 by Lauren Rules. No unauthorized borrowing!