Take My Paypig Course!

I am always coming up with dangerous new ways to train you to be My paypig.

I came up with this gem that I released last week.

I want to let all you addicted, losers and Lauren junkies know that I am going on vacation! (The prerogative of being a beautiful FinDomme)  I’m going hiking in Utah again with My girlfriends, as we like to do once or twice a year, and I won’t be around from Saturday the 5th to Sunday the 13th.  (Thanks for the plane tickets, wallet rape toy!)
Miss Me?  Go buy a PTV. 

I have tons of little series like this….they are brillant and Erotic ways to claim your cash— My cash that used to be yours.

I have ingenuous methods that will appeal to your subconscious and cause you to enter a state in which you are completely helpless to do anything but what I desire.

And generally that means I want your cash.

It’s really funny when some hapless mark protests his imprisonment, as if I were some kind of  just Magistrate who was inclined to grant mercy and send him on his way.

For most, serving Me is a life sentence with multiple twists….

Twist one: You are incarcerated in your mind to Me, but still paying a bunch of fines and handing the Court of Lauren all your cash.

Twist two: You don’t remember a trial?  Well, no fuck! There wasn’t one, this isn’t regular court and you have no fucking rights.

Twist three: your jailed Loser cock seems to like being treated harshly and cash raped. Its treacherous hardness keeps you from slipping through the bars and escaping.

If you’re new to Me and My blog, you’re reading this and wondering just how it is I addict men.

Try one of My series and get a taste 🙂

 

Now it’s time for the spending report. It’s been a while since I’ve done one, so this one maybe a little lengthy!

First up is Lord loser, who got all aroused at the thought of being on My blog so he spent $1420 in a matter of a few days. I love it when losers go on pay sprees for Me.

princess gigi, stayed in chastity for her Mistress and added another $645 to add to her position as My #1 spender on Niteflirt.

New to My blog is leg obsessed kevin who spent $112 just last night, mostly in a mind altering phone call to Me.

My robotpaypig eunuch spent $225, quietly just clicking and paying like a well trained little robo-fuck.

My sissy slut becca did $111 but managed to not have Me push too many buttons this month…

Dr x finished My Paypig course and spent $790 on Me in recent days! Still #3 on My all time list, he hit the $90,000 mark in lifetime spending!

In My last blog entry, I wrote about “trancetard” (formerly fledging loser), who spent $5633 on Me in just a few nights.  I wrote about how he then blocked Me in an attempt to quit spending on Me. I predicted that was an exercise in futility, and I WAS right!   He lasted no more than one week, and since unblocking Me has spent another $800 and called (with success!) to have his credit limit increased at his bank!

All for Lauren!

Another top paypig “PIG” dropped $406 in the past couple of weeks.  He loyally comes to Me almost every day for a small cash rape.  Over the years, they have added up to something like $63,000 🙂 YUM

My loser Pigskin was back to spent $710, also finishing My new Paypig course. Well done loser!

I love seeing his name in a click and pay frenzy for Me in My paid transaction list!

Still pleasing Me regularly is My wallet rape toy.  This robo-pig spent another $419 on Me, and only has one more level in My paypig course left to buy!

I waved My nylon-ed feet at My nylon foot lover and he handed Me $171,  Thanks!

A certain good boy who loves stolen moments called Me for about $160. I’m expecting BIG things from this slave

And the “world’s greatest FBI agent” become one of My new clients recently, and I inaugurated him into his new service by enticing him to spend over $604 on his newfound addiction!  Fabulous!

My thrillseeker was lulled into spending $452 on Me.   No worries thrillseeker, you know you will come back to Me again and again and again.

And again.
And again.
Like all the others!

My paybitch is the latest to try to do odd things to stay away from Me. *sigh* those tactics never work.   Paybitch spent close to $900 this time around, and then changed his name to a bunch of random letters one could never guess.  bitch, just email Me at the same email I take amazon gift cards on. (Laurenamazon at gmail) and I will tell you your member name 🙂  Or you can just use your email to recover your lost log info.

Or just open a new account 🙂 That works too!

Another one who has tried deleting his NF account to escape Me is *inadequate guy* this short dicked little loser spent $243 on click and pay before cancelling his Niteflirt account. If memory serves Me, this loser this this another time, yet came back.  They all do. It’s really funny to see all you dolts think that something that simple can save you. It can’t. Your pathetic cock will get hard, and you’ll come back, just like trancetard did.

My eunuch wannabee pavement came back! I wrote about a wild phone session we did with an elastrator, that left Me in the dark about whether he had balls still or not.  Well apparently , he still has balls. (Shucks, I missed), but now he has $308 less than he had last week! (And has passed the $2,000 level lifetime!)

My club loser spent over $100. Never big amounts, but loyally he spends again and again and again and lifetime he is now over $3000 🙂

I managed to take another $104 from cumstain. (he’s gonna be paying Me more when I get back from vacation, because My black dildo and I have a feeling that will happen!)

Also another $120 from “more please”   I should just send him a big PTV entitled MORE PLEASE FUCKTARD.

I’ll even say please when I demand cash from you junkies!

And a sweet sissy from Georgia, sissy j, finally got a blog entry with over $190 in recent spending! Lifetime she hit the $1500 mark too 🙂 Well done!

paypig brian spent another $470.  When he is not writing eloquent letters to Me, he is stroking his loser wiener and clicking and paying Me!

My philly ass lover was back, spending over $300 to drool over My round bubble butt!

I fucked my British sissy out of $271. I think I hurt her feelings by abusing her, but I don’t give a fuck. She’ll be back for more. She always is.

A newer slave, I thought I had blogged about him before, but can’t find it, I think of as “latex lover kev”  he spent $310 drooling over photos of Me in red latex *grins* and I have LOTS of them. And more to cum!

So when I’m on vacation next week, I have an order for you all.
Click and pay for Lauren

Obey, Surrender and pay!

Bankruptcy for Lauren!

Go click and pay something now.

Or just tribute Me the fucking cash 🙂

See you in a week or so!  (I will be here Friday Sept 4th, so find Me to give Me your cash for My vacation!)

Mistress Lauren