The Beginner’s Guide to serving a FinDomme

by Lauren

I know that many submissive types who have never served a FinDomme lurk on My pages. There is somethings you need to know, not only about serving FinDommes in general, but Me in particular. These things serve as good reminders for all My slaves.

A FinDomme owes you NOTHING. It is true that I spend time luring pigs into service, that I make My PTV offerings and words as irresistible as possible. I maintain this blog, which no doubt many of you worthless morons jack off too. (not that I blame you) But I do not owe any of you anything. Not My time. Not a new blog post. Not endless emails for free. This is not a case of “the customer is always right” (I can argue that’s fucking bullshit anyway) This is a fetish, not a fucking business. (although I do run it in a businesslike manner, back to that) If you annoy Me, displease Me, waste My time, you will be banned from the realm. You can get away with reading My blog, but if you want to waste My time by emailing Me without paying, or only paying a small amount, you can forget it.

This blog and My listings are how I lure you in. Don’t email Me asking Me to lure you in, it will only piss Me off. When you email Me on Niteflirt, be ready to pay. If you’re not, I’ll block you, and no amount of begging in the comment section of My blog will get you unblocked. A paypig cannot buy My time.

So what can you do?

Spend first. Go spend money on PTVs, or tribute. Call. Send an Amazon gift card to Me at Laurenamazon@gmail.com. Buy something off My wishlist. Note: If it’s something I have to wait for, like a gift…YOU have to wait until I get the gift before I really will respond to you. (Because gifts can get cancelled). There really is no mystery here, and you have open permission to spend on Me without asking for permission!
Don’t expect much attention for buying a $2 email. Seriously. Think about it. I get $3.99 a minute to speak to piggies on the phone. $2 emails are supposed to be a gateway drug into more expensive stuff, not the end game! I don’t care if all you spend is $2, really. But don’t start sending Me emails because you think you are fucking heroic for doing so. The time I waste stroking your pride for your tremendous contributions keep Me from doing things to lure in the pigs that really DO pay.
If you can’t afford to spend more than a few bucks, don’t waste My time. Go call some $.99 cent a minute phone girl who will appreciate your $2 bucks more than Me. Better yet, save up $100 or so and splurge in a session with Me. If all you can afford is Walmart, don’t go to Neiman Marcus, ok?
Think you deserve to know more about Me before spending $? Um. That is what this blog is for! My email box is not for that. If you aren’t willing to spend a few bucks to call Me on the phone to talk to Me, I’m not willing to email you 🙂 I do not need the hassle.
Want to have a relationship with Me where you can just send a friendly email and I respond in kind? Show Me I can TRUST you to spend, by spending.

That’s it. It’s really simple.

Oh and yes, I do run My fetish as a business, because this is how I live. I make Myself available to piggies with this fetish. (that I share!), and I don’t do anything else, so in that sense I do run this like a business. *sigh* I even have to pay taxes just like you. (There is a myth that FinDommes don’t pay taxes, but unfortunately I haven’t figured out how to make the IRS My bitch yet)

Now this is the important part. Pay attention.

The reason you should serve, is the fact that you are reading My blog shows Me that you already have a fetish for FinDomme. Reading this makes you aroused, gets your cock hard, and probably gets you fantasizing about really serving Me. Here’s the fun part.

Serving Me is even MORE erotic than thinking about serving Me.

you want to experience it. I know it. You know it, and you keep returning to Me again and again, dreaming of your name coming up in the paypig spending report.

And when you take the time and money to show your interest in serving, I become interested in addicting you. The easiest marks are the ones that volunteer for it. 🙂

I had opportunity today to review old blog entries, and this one, is much along the same lines 🙂

And now for the weekly spending report!

To make the spending report a piggy has to spent $100 a week!

My nylon slave fell for the bait and spent $165 on new nylon pantyhose photos. Oh nylon slave. There are lots more!

My sissy valentine this week was princess gigi, who I finally allowed to release (for the first time since before Christmas), and she showed her affection for her Mistress this week by spending $213 this week

My exposure sissy spent $221, playing yet more dangerous exposure games, not having learned his lesson from last weeks dangerous stunt!

and paypig mc finally earned another blog mention, this time spending $108, that included a really arousing $50 ptv 🙂

Once again, pathetically caught in My web was My paybitch, who spent $220 in helpless click and pay frenzies!

wallet hole returned with another $113 in ptv fun. I have him right by the bank account!

Back for another mention was click puppet, who quietly paid his way through the lastest series spending almost $200!

HUGE Pay pig alert! In one of the biggest sprees in several weeks, I was sooo happy to have wallet cunt back and spending! Wallet cunt spent $2,590 in a very lustful session, culminating in a $600 email! While he was at work! So hot! He has been out of the country and unable to spend, and he came back to Me in WONDERFULLY hot session. THis is the same dude that I have had historic spending sprees with. Read here

and here

and here ($3300 in six minutes) I refer to him as “the virgin” in this one, but his name was changed later to wallet cunt.

For many years, wallet cunt was My #1 spender, but his inability to spend where he was made him slip down to #5. I thought he would be My 1st $100,000 spender, but I’m still hopeful that he will be My 5th one. And perhaps he will move up 🙂 He deserves 1st place! haha (and I deserve for him to get there!)

Another one of My $100K spenders, dr x. was about this morning, spending $114 and buying Me a $50 gift card and a pair of Ugg boots off My wish-list before disappearing. I know he will be back soon. Hey doc- I have a TV stand picked out for you to buy.

Speaking of TV stands, I need a new one because needful one bought Me a new 55 inch Roku smart TV that I LOVE, but it doesn’t fit on the old TV stand. (which currently has a piece of wood nailed to the top so that it can hold the tv, but looks like crap) So, I NEED the new TV stand! (FinDomme problems)

Speaking of needful one, he bought another $200 worth of PTVs this week 🙂 Anything left of that income tax return needful?

Spending $105 this week, and earning his blog mention was sleepy!

Also squeaking in a mention with $106 in spending was tranceboy

I wonder which one of My junkies is going to make the spending report next week?

Oh, and the PTVS this week are: Get started on your mention!