There is one vitally important thing I want every paypig to incorporate into their routine!
That is to connect your erection with paying.

I want paying Me to make you hard

I want thinking about paying Me to make you hard

I want you to stroke your cock when you pay Me

I want you to get hard when you have money to burn

I want you to run to pay Me when your cock gets hard!

Hard cock= Pay Lauren

Connect your erection with paying!

I want you to know you have to pay to DESERVE an erection

And you have to pay to cum, of course

Connect your erection with paying!

I will help of course, I reward good boys who pay with content that makes them HARD,

words that blow their mind and a voice like lusty silk that makes you want to squirt!

Connect your erection with paying.

Try it! Call Me, Call Me, buy My Goody Bags and Pay-to-Views!
So many ways to connect your erection to paying!

Cock-hardening Announcements!

Coming Friday, November 8th!
Volume 5 of the Consortium! Ten FemDommes (including Me of course) and ten delicious

PUMP FUEL audios! Get it! Link will be provided on Friday the 8th but you can keep an eye on your Niteflirt email and My NF+ feed as well! Here are some more details!

Edit! It’s here and available, get it NOW! https://www.niteflirt.com/goodies/click/7265582-5246731

Speaking of My NF+ Feed, so many of you have subscribed since I dropped the price and are getting hot photos, audios and notices of PTVs on sale! Thank you!

Also, the MOST IMPORTANT DATE of the year is on Saturday!
MY BIRTHDAY! November the 9th, is a holy day in your calendar!

Send a Birthday Gift!- click the graphic below!

So you’ve sent a birthday gift, bought the Consortium collection (or will when it comes out)

I bet you want to be in the NEXT Fuckover report, let’s see if you’re in THIS one!

The Fuckover Report!

Legendary Paypig Alert!

My number one spender this time around is “w” a simp who keeps trying unsuccessfully to quit, Even as I write this, he’s clicking and paying (will go on the next blog mention!) and this time around he spent $4,406! VERY arousing!

Extreme Paypig Alert! Back after a hiatus is long time slave star junkie! This good boy did a lot of clicking and paying, and not only did he spend $1250 to get this mention, he surpassed the 10K level of lifetime spending. Nice!

Extreme Paypig Alert! My slave “just another atm” went off the deep end over a custom audio I made him and couldn’t stop spending? How much did he spend? $1964 sine the last post!

Extreme Paypig Alert! My good busy little sissy buffy, second on My all time list really is having trouble staying out of bankruptcy and I am helping her with that! She spent $1789 since the last blog, and that total including some pretty nice tributes. What a sweet little honey she is!

Extreme Paypig Alert! My good slave helpless dennis was very generous the past month, tributing and calling and buying PTVs for a total of $1123. I love seeing him get nice four digit mentions!

New Slave and Paypig Alert! Just missing out on a Huge Paypig Alert was a new slave I am calling “rook” This submissive was slow to surrender but ended up pleasing Me a great deal. I look forward to using him more in the future! He ended up just missing a huge alert, spending $490 in the process!

My good nylon slave continued calling and purchasing photos and spent $215 indulging in his worship of Me!

New Slave! Getting his first mention is a new slave I am calling “swine student” This new piggy spent $194 to get a mention. Well done!

My long-term slave PIG spent an additional $268 this time around on his long term addiction to Me!

Huge Paypig Alert! Falling a little short of an Extreme mention this time around (probably because he was away for a week or more) is My good lil sissy boomer, who spent $911 since the last blog post! Excellent!

My good slave quiet gent served Me well and enjoyed spending $235 on Me this time around!

Huge Paypig Alert! My good boy j the junkie did very well this past month, spending $879 in his quest to please Me!

My boyscout came around one evening to spoil Me with $115 in spending, always fun!

Huge Paypig Alert! My good nf client had another good run this month, this time chatting, tributing and calling for an amount of $768. Nice!

My leg/tit addicted slave spent another $127 on Me this month despite claiming he quit (such a familiar refrain!)

Huge Paypig Alert! My slave titbot is in a desperate situation, and I know he will be unloading a lot of money on Me in the coming months. I got $535 in the past month from him, and that amount will be INCREASING.

My good boy panty pete dropped by a couple times this month to spend $130 on nice PTV sessions.

New Slave! A lot of new slaves this month, and a really sweet one is a sissy I am calling sissy matt, who learned about the dangers of Lauren while spending $243. Well done! Matt in PA I is useless and limp can not please any woman can only pay and suck men’s cock. Matty begged Me to put that last sentence there

My number one spender of all time, Dr x. finally spent enough for a blog mention. His last blog mention was a 40K session with Me around this past New years. Click the link to read about it. He’s been licking his wounds, but we agreed he was overdue for another blowout and I think it will happen soon, even though I am a skeptic that he will break his previous record! (I would LOVE to be incorrect here) Between Niteflirt and Amazon, he spent $102 to earn a mention.

Huge Paypig Alert! My good sissy, swede, called several times over the past month, spending $736 as I described in detail her fate as a sissy prostitute.

My foot lover blödmann clicked and paid his way to $154, also hitting the lifetime 1K of spending. Nice!

Paypig Alert! My good nylon addict, sole lover, spent $435 this time around as I magnified his addiction to My lovely nylon feet! Well done!

Paypig Alert! My slave true loser sank even deeper into addiction this time around, just barely missing a huge paypig alert! He spent $480 getting even more addicted to Me!

Huge Paypig Alert! My special slave irish dope worked hard to do a couple of sessions with Me, our mutual schedules are difficult. He squeaked in for a Huge alert with $501 of spending! Nice!

Paypig Alert! My very good hypno-sissy bambi and I had a lot of fun this month and she spent $410 experience the bliss of My special pink hypnocabin!

Paypig Alert! It was really nice to see My good boy button clicking and paying again! This time he spent $473, just missing a huge alert! Alas.

My good boy Lauren’s footlicker spent $103 between NF and Amazon to earn this mention! Well done

Paypig Alert! Another slave with a history of spending huge amounts was back for some nice click and pay, this time for $415. Well done wallet rape toy! I can’t wait for a repeat!

My good boy tj spent $154 this time around to qualify for a mention!

Will you be on the next Fuckover Report?
You better be!

Dr X has outdone himself. In the process of spending like his bank account was on fire, he catapulted into first place in My all-time paypig spending list, bumping buffy (AKA princess gigi) into 2nd place, and leaving her far behind. This was long expected by Me, but I didn’t think it would happen like this!

It was more than double My previous record of pig spending, (both Dr X and noddy had previously spent about $17K)

His total spending for this session was $39,212…. and included TEN $999 Tributes (the maximum size of tribute or ptv allowed on Niteflirt is $999) and FIFTEEN $999 Pay-to-Views. That’s 25 $999 payments, nearly $25K right there!

But his total spending since the last post is a little higher, he spent $39,940! If I had known how close he was to $40K since I figured it out today, I would have demanded $60 more to make it a nice round number!

I included some fun screenshots. Tributes and Pay-to-view payments appear on different screens.

Many records were set here:

1. Biggest session EVER
2. Biggest blog mention EVER
3. Now Dr x is #1 on the all-time spending list.
4. The biggest amount spent on Me in one month total with all clients- $54,305 for December, the first time I hit the $50K mark in one month.
5. The largest amount of $999 payments in one session- 25. I think 7 might have been the previous record.
6. Throwing this in, because it’s fun. Total paypig spending since the last blog post. $56,520, since it covers the first few days of January and a few hours in November. You can see I have been busy!

I admit that I was flabbergasted at the totals as dr x was sending payment after payment. I am accustumed to huge payments by slaves, but this one was a real thrill that I will remember the rest of My life!

In addition, three other slaves hit Extreme paypig mentions, and two others hit legendary status.

What set off so much spending? At least for some paypigs it was this video!

I would say My Methods appear to be working!

Want to subscribe to My blog? I will notify you of new ones in Niteflirt mail!

Announcement

I am once again accepting orders for custom audios, slideshows, and captioned photos. I do not offer custom videos, but I will do a custom audio and match it with a video I already have for a price.

Ask Me about any of these in Niteflirt mail or chat and I will give you a quote.

So, besides Dr X’s jaw-dropping amount of $39,940 for a mention, how did the rest of you slaves do?

Legendary Paypig Alert!

Back for more abuse, My lastest video and My creative use of custom captioned photos, ended up making steve q fucked lose his mind, spending $2963. Here’s a fun fact. I had mentioned his spending on My Niteflirt+ feed, and that motivated Dr x to show Me what a really over the top session looked like. I thank you for that steve q!

Legendary Paypig Alert!

My very good slave, j the junkie showed Me how devoted and addicted he is by spending $2288 since the last review. There were many chat sessions with tributes to hit this level! My hypnopussy drives him absolutely wild!

Extreme Paypig Alert! Helpless dennis didn’t need to be triggered by My video to spend freely, My amazing body and his desire to obey did that! He spent $1661

Extreme Paypig Alert! Making many calls since the last review, this sissy that I call The Swede earned an extreme mention as we talked about how to pimp her out at work as a cocksucker, spending $1157.

Extreme Paypig Alert! My good boy boomer achieved $1193 of spending since the last post. He is another badly addicted slave! (Addiction to Lauren is correct thinking)

My special good boy tom, called for his special Dr Lauren therapy in a raise the rate session and spent $172

Paypig Alert! My good boy, just another ATM got a red letter mention with lots of click and pay! He spent $415

My nylon slave continued worshiping Me and gooning to My photos and he spent $241 pleasing Me. Well done slave!

Huge Paypig Alert! Chasing her goal of hitting the $25 lifetime level of spending on Me is oinkloser sissy! This sissy earned a Huge mention, spending $867 since the last post and working toward her worthy goals!

Back for more was slave indy, who earned a mention with $113 spending.

Huge Paypig Alert! I was so pleased to do a nice session with tPay again, taking $782 of his cash one evening. Good times!

My slave footboy called for a nice conversation talking about how My feet make him sooo helpess, this client spent $130

Paypig Alert! My good boy PIG was one triggered by the new video and it brought him to Me to spend $335 and get a red letter alert! Nice!

My good boy spawn clicked and paid into a mention with $235. I’m looking for your end of year bonus, spawn!

Paypig Alert! My addicted sissy, caged yankee, cannot stay away, alternatively begging to please pay more, or to please pay less. I think I shall choose, pay more! She spent $434

My quiet gentleman succumbed yet again to My devious charms, spending $191.

Paypig Alert! Earning an alert is true loser! Mindfucked by My custom audios and My pay-to-views, his spending totaled $379. Well done loser!

My weak for legs slave could not stay away and despite trying his best to resist, ended up spending $271! The leash I have on his mind is just too deeply embedded!

Paypig Alert! My devoted sissy, buffy, has fallen to number 2 on My all time list, but she’s still the #1 sissy. She is trying to fix her finances a bit, but I still managed to tug $621 out of her grasp since the last post!

My good boy, Lauren’s footlicker spent $191 on Niteflirt and $25 on Amazon to total $216. Very nice!

Huge Paypig Alert! My helpless tool earned a red-letter mention! He lost his mind on My custom slideshows for him, and spent $545 on the resulting brainwashing! Well done tool!

Now, who amongst you will go for the glory of a Legendary or an Extreme Paypig Alert for next time?

There will be a spending report later, but I had to interrupt My normal process because My prized slave, Dr x, has accomplished a quite impressive feat.

Ultimate Paypig Alert!

My previous highest Alert was given to paypigs that spent more than $2K since the last blog post. I have had pigs far surpass this many many times, but this time several records were SHATTERED.

How much did dr x spend? Hold on to your cock, he spent $20,849 on Niteflirt and another $1,055 on Amazon (including a new cell phone!) for a grand total of $21,904.
This was more than one session, but several, however, there was one MONSTER session of $15,709 that included $905 from Amazon, for a One Session Record of $16,614.

So the New Spending Levels are as follows:

• Paypig Alert— more than $300 of spending
• Huge Paypig Alert— More than $500 of spending
• Extreme Paypig Alert– More than $1000 of spending
• Legendary Paypig Alert– More than $2000 of spending

and now

Ultimate Paypig Alert– More than $20K of spending!

I may add another level for the $10K too, I have had it hit a handful of times, by Dr x and noddy, and perhaps tPay. (Am I missing anyone? Speak up!)

Listen guys, I am happy to create bigger and bigger levels of paypig spending, feel free to compete to be the first one to hit the $30K level between blog entries!

As you can imagine I am one happy FinDomme this week!

Here is a screenshot of some of the spending. There were FIVE $999 pay-to-views, the largest possible on Niteflirt! And there were a lot more not included because I wanted to get the best ones on one screen.

Does it make you hard?

I hope all of you pigs step forward to challenge this record!

Help Me Hit My All-time High Goal of $30K in one week!

It occurred to Me that since Dr x started off My week sooo well (in the wee hours of Sunday Morning) that this would be a great week to strive for hitting a new total for Me overall!
As of this blog publishing on Monday, I am already at $19,358 of paypig spending, so another 10K plus should be possible right? I want to inspire you all to spend! I’ll be releasing another video later this week and some other stuff for purchase. The week goes from Saturday at 8 pm EST to the following Saturday.

You can also visit Pay to View Store or My Goody Bag Page, send a tribute or call and ask for a Raise the Rate session. Together we can do it!

A Guest on My blog, the Fabulous Behavior Analyst!

Now, for a change of pace, I want to present an interview with a FinDomme friend of Mine, also on Niteflirt.

Behavior Analyst! (This link opens on Her Niteflirt profile)

I know My fans and clients will want to know what types of things you offer on Niteflirt, could you fill us in?

I offer Femdom/Findom phone & chat conversations, allowing men to confess their deepest fetish desires and put them to best use for Me. I create an atmosphere of mental conditioning to enhance their submission through hypnosis or ‘therapy’ sessions.

What kind of background do you have that helps define what you do as a Dominant?
I see you also love doing mind-control types of things. Do you have any special training?

I discovered my Domme side very early in life and was able to really narrow down my specific wants while exploring at kink events & parties. I was the one that everyone wanted to ‘spill their secrets’ to, and I used that to manipulate the play I wanted from them. I don’t have any professional training for mind control; it has always come naturally to me. I do believe I am in a perpetual learning mode to be the most effective version of myself.  The psychological side of the fetish lifestyle is how a Domme can best get what she wants from her submissive, and I can’t get enough of that!

Share a bit about your absolutely favorite experience with a client. what made it memorable?

There are a few that really stand out because the connection became so strong over time. My long-time submissive, effie, just reached 365 days in chastity. If I had to choose a favorite event, that’s definitely it. In a more broad explanation, when you can feel a man surrender himself, really conquer his self-control, and you know it’s genuine, there’s nothing like it. Some of the most memorable singular moments were nearly always Findom based. I adore Raise The Rate (RTR) calls and coaxing a man to the max rate allowed on Niteflirt. There have been large surprise tributes that I’ll always remember for sure too.

If a guy calls you, what can he expect?

I most often describe myself as an “unethical therapist”. I am going to allow him time to give me his backstory, offer my analysis of that, and turn him into what I want from there. {such as mindless, confused, empty, controlled & obedient}

Is there a pay-to-view or goody bag you would like to mention that would give a potential client a taste of what you are about?

Strap-on friend with benefits https://www.niteflirt.com/goodies/click/24312007-4455281 

Warning! Mindfuck Content https://www.niteflirt.com/goodies/click/24312007-4000201

What have you been working on lately? what’s in the future for your clients?

I have been working on some Podcast style Mp3 conversations & fictional fantasy storylines to give a little more variety to my Goodybag pages. I also have some new Findom content coming to my NF+ page (very excited about that). My followers can always expect something that will take control of their next move.

Thank you Behavior Analyst for giving us a glimpse into your world. I think you and I have very similar styles and clients should be very excited and afraid to contact you!

Check Behavior Analyst out on Niteflirt!

Now it’s time for the Fuckover report!

Ultimate Paypig Alert! That is the first time I have ever used that terminology in a blog report, and I hope it won’t be the last time. As detailed above, this refers to My good boy, Dr x, as he Liquidates more and more to keep paying Me! I’m still smiling from it. My investment account is getting a boost!

Legendary Paypig Alert! On most fuckover reports, this would get top billing, so it is still very notable! My slave helpless dennis has managed to surrender $3614 since the last blog entry. I knew it was a big amount, but I was surprised it was THIS big. This pig is clearly addicted and I LOVE it!

Huge Paypig Alert! My good boy boomer TRIED and failed to stay away. *laughs* It’s always a useless endeavor. He spent $560 this time around.

My special good boy tom earned a mention with a nice raise the rate therapy session which netted Me $161. Keep coming to therapy tom!

Paypig Alert! My good boy victor is becoming more deeply in love with Me every day, and it is showing in our bank accounts! He spent $435 since the last blog entry.

My good boy and long time slave PIG spent $250 this time around, in a rare “non-red letter” mention.

Huge Paypig Alert! My excellent good boy, j the junkie couldn’t help himself and kept returning again and again, racking up a spending of $632 since the last post. YUM.

My good boy helpless dave managed an alert with $193 of spending. I was happy to lure him in again!

Paypig Alert! My good sissy, Oink Loser sissy FINALLY hit the 20K lifetime spending goal and now I have commanded her new goal be $25K. It’s gonna be so much fun to get there! This sissy spent $463 since the last post.

My good slave loserbeast stopped by to spend $280 on Me. I always love seeing his name on My blog.

Paypig Alert! My very good boy irish dope always tries his best to save up money to please Me, and he did it again! This time he spent $390 to get his paypig alert! Yay! Well done good boy.

My good boy oldie spent $126 on Me, he’s slowly racking up a decent lifetime amount.

Huge Paypig Alert! My good sissy caged yankee is addicted and can’t cum without paying! This sissy spent $770 this time around!!! Fabulous!

My long time slave wallet rape toy did a bit of click and pay recently, spending $228. I love taking this loser’s money

New Slave! New to Me but not financial domination is “Findomme junkie” a name I chose due to his proclivities. He spent $174 getting acquainted with Me.

Good boy, “just another ATM” has been doing some high stakes click and pay lately and managed to spend $182. I think he should spend even more, don’t you?

New Slave! New to Me is tiger, who spent $129 finding out more about My danger!

My good boy Lauren’s footlicker spent $131 on Niteflirt and $25 on Amazon for a total of $156. He is sweet and loyal 🙂

My spawn has been doing a little click and pay lately, and spent $112. I’m looking forward to seeing him spend more to get Me to My goals!

My good girl buffy spent $205, soon she will cave and I will be writing a big mention for her in the next blog. I have confidence!

New Slave! Also new to Me is tiny, a very anxious to please slave that spent $210 in just a couple of days. I hope to see more from him!

That concludes the spending report (and what a memorable one!)
I hope I will be sharing with you all soon about whether I reached My goal

Do your part!

I thought you guys would love to see some up-to-date statistics, so I pulled some out

Amount of Cash I’ve taken from you guys on Niteflirt in My Lifetime: $3,360,260 as of today’s blog entry.

Estimated Value of Amazon Gifts in My Lifetime from Paypigs: $125,000 I wish I had kept better records, but a perusal of My wish list made Me estimate this number.

The amounts the 3 biggest spenders have spent (estimation based on adding Niteflirt and Amazon gifts together) Also all three of these pigs have mentions this week!

• buffy (formerly princess gigi) has spent $249,646 on Niteflirt. I didn’t realize how close she was to 1/4 million!
• Dr x $212,435 on Niteflirt and an estimated $40,000 on Amazon. This totals about $262K, making Dr. x My overall biggest spender
• My robot paypig, wallet rape toy has spent $124,605 on Niteflirt and about an estimated 25K on wishlist gifts for a total of close to $150K

The number of paypigs who have spent more than 6 figures on Me: 5

The amount pigs spent on Me on Niteflirt, in My biggest year: $353,062. This happend in 2015. That doesn’t include Amazon spending. I wish every year was that big!

My largest month was also in 2015 and was $47,283

My largest day was in excess of $17,000 dollars.

My yearly average cash rape amount on Niteflirt: $224,018. This included the years of the Great Recession, which did impact how much I could take. (pigs can’t give Me cash they don’t have)

My cash rape total for 2022: $236,345, does not include Amazon, which adds thousands more.

My cash rape total for February 2023: $18,049

New Releases

These are My recent pay to views

I’ve been doing a lot of Goody Bags recently, to try to expose a greater number of weak men to My dangerous ways. They aren’t all FinDomme ones, but you should go look!

Check out all My goody bags here!

The Fuckover Report

Legendary Paypig Alert!

My very good sissy marla has been sooo weak for Me, calling Me for hours on end and spending a small fortune on pay-to-views featuring My feet that I send to her. I loved our calls and she spent $2420 in the last two weeks on her Goddess!

Extreme Paypig Alert! My weak slave helpless dennis can only get hard now paying Me. He only manages to cum when speaking with Me on the phone. This programming has made his life very expensive. How expensive? $1216 in the last two weeks! He was the first one to complete the “Oink to bankruptcy Series”

Paypig Alert! earning yet another red letter alert was boomer, this time for $322. He has tried everything to stay away and keeps failing.

My good boy and paypig nylon slave spent $122 this time around masturbating to My hosed feet.

Paypig Alert! The addiction of PIG continues. The addiction is fucking with his mind, and I’m aiming him toward more extreme fuckovers.

My foot obsessed paypig spent $185 this time around. He will never be able to leave Me.

Huge Paypig Alert! one of the victims of the new series, “Oink to Bankruptcy” was steve q fucked, who appeared to spend $570 on click and pay and tributes. Excellent.

My good boy wayne spent $127 on Me while he obsessed about his wife cucking him with a guy with a big cock.

Huge Paypig Alert! My good boy dr x started coming around again, spending $428 on Niteflirt and $618 on Amazon, buying Me a couple of pieces of furniture along with other things! I do love spending time with this slave.

Another who kept coming around to pay more was spawn, who spent $232 this time around.

Huge Paypig Alert! My good paypig bloom outdid themselves this week with mucho click and pay! How much was spent? $851. This is the kind of good pig behavior I LOVE!

I was so happy to see sunshine back and clicking and paying. He spent $192 on his Goddess.

Paypig Alert! I am beyond thrilled to see My wallet rape toy earn a paypig alert! He’s mentioned in the blog part of this entry as one of the top 3 spenders of all time. This pig literally did go bankrupt for Me, shortly after sending Me and My boyfriend to Hawaii on a luxury vacation. He’s gets a lot of credit for My all time most profitable year in 2015. And eight years later, he’s still addicted.

My #1 Niteflirt spender, buffy, was subdued this week, trying to NOT go bankrupt to Me, but it’s inevitable. She spent $245 the past two weeks.

My quiet gentleman keeps become enthralled with My photos and it’s easy to pull cash out of him. He spent $164 this time around.

My good boy helpless dave spent $178 falling more deeply under the power of Lauren

Caged yankee spent $157 failing to stay away *laughs*

Lauren’s footlicker earned a mention with $106 on Niteflirt and $42 on Amazon for $148 total 🙂

My very good boy lex was around again, clicking and paying in the Oink to Bankruptcy series. He spent $279! Well done!

My newer slave, helpless tool lost himself in one of My dangerous series and spent $375 finding out about how dangerous I am!

fresh meat stopped by and spent exactly $100 to get a blog mention!

And you too can get a blog mention in the fuckover report. Between now and the next blog post in two weeks, just spend $100 to get mentioned. $300 gets you a red letter mention of Paypig Alert! $500 gets you a Huge Paypig Alert. $1000 gets you an Extreme Paypig Alert. $2000 gets you a Legendary Paypig Alert!

Make your red letter mention dreams cum true!

I decided to do a post where I just point you to what I consider My greatest hits! I have sooo much content after more than a decade wallet raping men, and some of it is outstanding stuff!

I present to you, the Best of Lauren

Best Blog Posts

Since we are on My blog, let’s start here, I went through and slogged through some dozen plus years of blog posts, and these are some of My favorites!

The Beginner’s Guide to Serving a FinDomme

Lauren’s Eleven Commandments

What is Financial Domination?

Lauren’s Manipulation Techniques

Psychology of Financial Domination: Neuro-Linguistic Programming (NLP)

Top Paypig Achieves Bankruptcy!

Biochemistry and the FinDomme. (Why you are fucked)

Why Be an Extreme Paypig?

I warned you that I am Dangerous!

Hiding your Financial Domination Addiction!

Introducing My New Brainwashing Program- LR Ultra!

Enhanced Addiction Program for Financial Slaves

6 Things to do to Prepare yourself for your Extreme Financial Domination Session

Best Pay-to-Views

This was a tough one, but I selected a few.

This is the one all pigs should do at some point. (Did you only go part way? Throw Me a message and I will try to help link you further in the series)

I think these next few messed up more pig minds than most!

So many paypigs have been turned into automatic paybots for Me with this series

And of course, the LR Ultra items are mind fuckery at its best!

I have to include some videos of course!

there are sooo many, it was hard to pick!

Best Pay Pigs

Read here for the 25 top paypigs! Soon to be updated.

Great Photos!

I literally have thousands of photos. I estimate I have an inventory of over 57,000 thousand studio and selfie photos to use on you suckers. and several dozen videos. I just counted 574 different sets! What is the “best” is really up to personal taste, so I just picked some of MY favorites to make a little gallery, enjoy.

Announcement- CONTEST time!

Get ready, because I am doing another contest for a week or so starting at the end of Aug and ending Labor day! It’s been a few years, and we are overdue! I’m still working out the details, so keep your eye on your email and this space!

Now it is time for your favorite feature!

The Fuckover Report!

I was on vacation for a chunk of this time, and many huge pigs were licking their wounds for the next cash round, but there was much fun to be had!

Legendary Paypig Alert! Always working sooo hard to keep Me happy and flush in cash is Dr X, who spent $2180 on Niteflirt and another $1005 on Amazon to total $3185

Extreme Paypig Alert! Not having success avoiding Me is My good girl buffy. She’s fighting letting go entirely because every fiber of her being desires bankruptcy at My hands. For My part, I want the process to be slow and prolonged, so I can enjoy a larger final sum as she keeps fighting back debt, just for Me to fling her into more cash peril again! She spent $1011

Huge Paypig Alert! My good boy boomer took some addictional steps that wll keep My hold on him even longer! He stroked, called and paid his way to the impressive amount of $913. Yum

My good girl prim came by a couple of times to spend $114 and get a mention

Paypig Alert! My good boy helpless dennis and I had poor luck connecting, but we still managed to extract $444 from his bank accounts for Lauren!

This should be a bigger mention, but glue is trying to break free. He actually took out a loan to spend on Me and scared himself. But he will be back. He spent $104 to get a mention.

Paypig Alert! My good boy j the junkie impressed me with $455 spending on Niteflirt and a gift of a book from Amazon!

My good little assbitch spent $113 to get a mention!

Paypig Alert! My good girl marla was back with a couple of nice calls and she spent $435

it’s always wonderful to hear from sissy j. This time around I gave her a daring assignment and I am waiting for her to complete it, then I will pull her exposure page down 🙂 she spent $236

Huge Paypig Alert! I am very happy to report that pigbait got a HUGE alert this time. He’s slipping deeper into My trap, surrendering to his paypig animal instincts and humping his own hand like a clown. He spent $610!

My pawn had very interesting stories for Me on the phone on how he is leveraging yet more money for Me. He spent $219

Huge Paypig Alert! Another pig who borrowed to spend on Me recently was tPay. This is is second loan, and he’s trying sooo hard to make it last longer than the first one. He will eventually spend. He’s been encouraging his wifey to clip coupons, haha, and of course, I am getting all the cash she thinks she’s saving.

Piggy steve q fucked spent $168 one evening. It is due for a huge fuckover. I am not satisfied with this paltry amount from him.

I was sooo pleased to see more of Loserbeast as of late. I miss our huge fuckovers, but was pleased to see he had spent $290. SOOO close to a Paypig Alert!

Huge Paypig Alert! My good boy PIG has been slipping into more expensive sessions lately. I notice he’s trying to hard to space them out, but he has been craving Me sooo hard. he spent $585

My “niteflirt client” showed up with a new account and spent $150 this time around

Paypig Alert! My good boy spawn is continuing his click and pay ways and he spent $407. I would like to see him get an extreme or legendary mention soon!

My caged yankee sissy can’t stop spending, this time spending Me $212. I think she will be around more often now. Or else.

Paypig Alert! My irish dope is always a good boy, finding cash for Me. He spent $315 and we had a beautiful couple of evenings sessioning!

My good boy button did more click and pay and earned a mention for spending $246. Good boy button, you could have kept going for a red letter mention again!

My quiet gentleman gets a mention with a healthy $246 of being My slave

Paypig Alert! My wimpy little virgin finally got a decent mention, going over and beyond his usual lame performance! He spent $308 one fun evening

My good girl bambi and I had some fun in the hypnocabin and she spent $118

My boyscout and I had some trivia fun one night and he spent $110 on Me!

My good boy grunter and I had some fun, it’s so nice to have him back in My sights where he belongs! He spent $264

My good boy nylon slave squeaked in for a mention by paying his Goddess $114

My good boy Lauren’s footlicker showed his Goddess a lot of love with spending $105 on Niteflirt and $51 on Amazon prezzies!

My good boy “just another ATM” kept coming back and clicking and paying on ever growing in amount pay to views. He spent $201 very quietly. Very nice!

My newbie, “oldie” spent $143 to get a mention. He’s getting really close to the 1K level of spending

I also want to make mention of the sheer numbers of piggies who took advantage of the sale I offered while on vacation, but didn’t spend enough for a mention. A total of 101 of you spend cash this month, and that is excellent!

The specifics of what happens in a fuckover is different with every pig, and every session, but the rough outline is the same.

Phase One: Excitement.

This is the part where the target begins to get aroused over the thought of a fuckover. For some, this is just the beginning of the session, where our interactions turn the subject on so much that he just keeps going.

For some pigs, this happens prior to our session. He thinks about prior sessions with Me where I fucked him hard, or reads about the sessions I have done with others. Sometimes he is listening to an audio or video I did (often on a repeating loop!) And before you know it, BAM, he shows up with a hard cock.

Sometimes this can take a while, even months. A new pig may curiously keep returning to My blog to read about what I do, unable to help himself. (Does this sound familiar?) A pig trying to abstain, may delay his return, and finally failing and appearing for use.

Phase Two: The Buildup

The session begins. The pig begins to get lost in My words, either what I have written in email or chat or lost in My voice on the phone or a recording. I lead him to become aroused from spending a larger amount of money. I lead him to want to please Me. I plant triggers in his weak mind. I leverage what fetishes I know he has against him, to increase his arousal AND connect that arousal with paying Me.

Those fetishes that preexist are a means to an end. I sometimes create new fetishes that I can use against him later, it’s laughingly easy.

Phase Three: The Escalation

I really enjoy this part. I start pushing harder, demanding more cash, taking advantage of his weakness without mercy.

I start testing the limits of what I can make this pig do. I set him up for future fuckovers at the same time.

The more a pig spends, the more he will NEED to spend for the same effect, just like any good addiction!

I will challenge the pig.
Buy a 3 digit pay to view.

Hit a certain amount of spending to earn a blog mention.

Hit a lifetime goal!

Pigs like challenges.

Sometimes the challenge IS the fuckover!

Phase Four: Fuckover

Not every session ends here. Sometimes there is a bigger picture where many Phase three sessions finally launch a Phase Four session.

A fuckover session is truly unique, where the pig has an unusually large session. It’s hard to give a number, because one pig’s fuckover session is another pig’s casual session. (Often dependent on the pig’s income). It is a level to truly impact that pig, and it makes him soooo rock hard.
It is a memory forever, engraved with a combination of pride and shame.

Pride and Shame. In most contexts, these would not occur together, but in Financial Domination they often do. Pride at FINALLY maxing out the credit card, or spending 4 figures, or giving Me the rent money. That’s contrasted with the shame over the real-world consequences. This often leads to the eroticization of the fuckover, a type of erotic humiliation. I think of it as financial humiliation. Sexual practitioners have long known of the existence of erotic humiliation and it is the bread and butter tool for FinDommes.

I want you too, to experience a hard cock from your brutal financial fuckover. It is memorable!

Before we go on to see what PIGS got fucked over since the last post, I want to announce a change in My schedule.

Starting the week of March 28th, I will be taking Tuesdays off as My goof-off day instead of Wednesdays. There is someplace I want to be on Tuesday evenings for a few weeks.

Additionally, on Monday, March 22nd, I will be around during the day, but in the evening, I will be on late, if at all for a one-time (virtual) event I am attending. I may be scarce on Tuesday as well, but I will be around on Wednesday the 24th.

My Availability starting March 29th (always subject to change! $$$ talks)

Oh, and here are My newest Pay to views. You losers really loved the Homewrecking one! Go buy them!

Now, I think it’s time for the Fuckover Report. What’s notable to Me is how many piggies who enjoy the Raise the Rate game on the phone called Me! (that’s a game where the first call is at My regular rate of $3.99/minute), but I keep hanging up and making you call back at higher and higher rates!

Extreme Paypig Alert! The *winner* errrr *loser* of this game was oink loser. I kept raising the rate on him ALL the way up to $50 a minute! He also did a lot of pay to view spending this month, and in total he spent $1281. YUM

First we have sniffer, who spent $205 on a raise the rate call spree to raise his lifetime spending to more than $4K. Excellent!

Huge Paypig Alert! Another Raise the rate addict, is My slave, raise the rate drone! This loser found Me not long ago, and hit the $1K level of spending quickly. Since the last blog entry he has spent $530! Nice!

A third raise the rate piggy, My good boy tom, spent $100 on this therapy one night. I’m looking to “help” him again soon!

I had fun teasing $187 from j the junkie! Surrender j, you know you LOVE it!

Paypig Alert! Helpless dennis keeps coming back because I conditioned him that he could only cum from hearing My voice and paying the tits. He spent $452 this time around!

My devoted nylon slave spent $110 this time around

Huge Paypig Alert! As addicted as always, My PIG dropped another $645. His girlfriend has been around more, but I think he should dump her. She’s just a distraction from what is REALLY important. Me!

Crippled small dicked little gimp loser called and bought a 3 digit email from Me. I made him pay Me $199 dollars. Those pay to views get bigger every time!

Paypig Alert! My good girl buffy (aka princess gigi) gets a mention for $446. The funny thing that this healthy amount is LOW for her, because she’s trying to pay down her credit cards a bit. I approve, because that means I can run them up again!

Back for another mention was dangle dude. It had been awhile, but he materialized for a $195 session in chat. Nice!

Extreme Paypig Alert! I’m stunned to report another extreme paypig alert from fruity. This paypig had a REALLY slow start, I put him on probation for wasting My time, and then BOOM! He started spending like a maniac. This time around was $1027. I may make his bankruptcy dreams/fears come true! He is really close to the $4K level of spending

My pantyhose addict is getting MORE addicted to calling Me while wearing pantyhose. This time he spent $219

Huge Paypig Alert! I’m proud of My good boy irish dope for pulling together enough money for a couple absolutely delightful sessions! He spent $700!

It’s been awhile, but I was happy to have mind controlled john get another mention! This time he spent $122

Huge Paypig Alert! Another loser who just cannot stay away is my greek virgin. This poor little loser cries about how I have him addicted, but just cannot STOP. I extracted $853 from him since the last post!

Clicking and paying for $127 was boomer. I look forward to another phone call soon!

Good boy bobby fool was back, this time to spend $125.

Paypig Alert! It was nice to get $333 from dirtbag! Well done!

Slave pigbait can’t stay away. He deletes his account, and just returns again for more use. He spent $160 this time.

Huge Paypig Alert! Just missing an extreme mention was taxpayer. He’s been delinquent on paying the taxes and fees I levied on him, he still owes more but he put $994 toward the effort!

My caged yankee relented after trying to stay away and blocking Me. He read My blog and BOOM right back again. He spent $152, but I think the next one will be higher.

Paypig Alert! Just missing and a HUGE mention was humble john, who went nuts on My pay to views. I am very pleased with his progress. He spent $483!

My good boy Lauren’s footlicker spent $125 on Niteflirt and about $25 on My wishlist. He loves to please Me and I’m the only Woman for him!

My quiet gentleman came around a couple of time, spending $196 on fun slow mind control sessions!

My paytit ATM pleased Me with $196. Always a pleasure to withdraw cash from My ATM!

It was a pleasure to welcome caged forever back to My chats with some fun sessions. This locked up sissy spent $219 pleasing Me!

That wraps up the spending report.

You get YOUR chance to get a mention on My blog. Many of you are getting stimulus checks for COVID relief. Stimulate your FinDomme’s bank account! I look forward to taking it from you!

My paypig noddy is going to require a new category because he’s gone above legendary.

Uber Legendary Mention!

This blog entry was going to be about triggers, both conscious and unconscious, and how I apply them to the psyche of a beta male to turn him into a craven loser who only exists to obey and pay.

But one of the victims of My approach upended My plans, and no one is happier about it then I am!

Drone noddy surpassed everything, biggest session ever, previously set last year by Dr X (read here about that session!)

The loser broke that by a few hundred, and that one session was $13,967, just short of 14K.  By the time I was done, his credit cards were destroyed, maxed out. I really want to do this again with it sometime, so noddy, I direct it to consolidate those loans into one lower monthly payment. Then after paying off all its credit cards, it can do it again!

BUT that wasn’t the only session we had since the last blog post. There were several and the total he it spent is absolutely stunning.

Its fuckover total since the last blog post is a jaw-dropping

$16,941!  It’s a sum of fucking beauty!

I should also mention that he blew past both the $40K and 50K lifetime spending amounts on Me, currently lifetime of $57,530.  This is in just over two years. (less than 25 months even) Stunning! Only wallet rape toy spent as much as fast.

Here is a photo of it!  (It includes SEVEN $999 pay to views, the biggest possible on Niteflirt)

Click it for better view!

I’m still deciding what to do with the cash influx into My account. I will likely save some of it for a future vacation, (when we’re allowed to leave the freaking country again!) or throw some at the mortgage. And a new treadmill to get Me through the winter seems likely.  These are FinDomme Problems! (And you think My life is so easy!)

Another amazing sum is the total spending since the last report (a mere 3 weeks ago) of $30,313.  If I raped you pigs ALL the time for that amount, it would amount to 1/2 million a year.  Which, seems fitting.

It made Me curious though, and despite the banner last three weeks, My cash fuckings have been down a little in 2020, especially during the shutdowns, as pig income declined and opportunies for them to session as well (Nosy families hovering around).  However, I have the total I have fucked men over since I began dipping My toe into FinDomme in 2007.  It is over $2.8 MILLION dollars on Niteflirt alone.  I suspect sometime next year I’ll surpass $3 Million, but maybe you buffoons can get Me there faster!  This doesn’t include income from gifts and other sites I won’t mention, so it really probably already has passed the $3M mark.

Now I’m so excited and aroused it’s hard to finish the Fuckover report, but you guys are expecting it.

The Fuckover Report!

noddy got its own mention about, no one came close to that whale of a session!  (I am willing to help anyone top that!)

There is plenty to talk about though!

Legendary Paypig Alert!  Any other week, this sissy would have had top billing again, but her hypno-spending of  $2852 is nothing to sneeze at. It’s so easy to trigger her and CLICK she just can’t stop

Extreme Paypig Alert!  I think this is j the junkie’s biggest mention ever! He has just been going crazy on click and pay like a good boy, and sending big tributes frequenly in chat. I was proud of him for hitting the $5K lifetime level of spending, and now he’s also got an Extreme alert  Well done j!

Extreme Paypig Alert!  This alerts are commonplace for bambi (formerly known as princess gigi and fagmuffin).  She’s been with Me for years and is the only pig I have who has exceeded the $200K lifetime level of spending. (The rest of you: GOALS)  She’s getting more girly, on estrogen and her life has completely transformed since she met Me. She can only think about paying Me. Her clit (used to be a cock, can you believe it?) is LIFELESS.  She spent $1091 since the last blog report

My good boy irish dope got another mention, spending $107

Paypig Alert!  My sweet addict boomer kept clicking and paying and calling until he had spent $410!

More please also managed a mention, this time for $115

Huge Paypig Alert!  I think this is helpless dennis’s first Huge alert! His addiction to My breasts and voice is reeling out of control, and I am taking FULL advantage!  He spent $672

My boi wayne managed a mention, spending $120 dreaming about My thick ass.

Huge Paypig Alert!  Okie dokie, steve q fucked came back for yet ANOTHER huge rinsing, this time for $646  Delicious!

I had a fun session with My elegant foot lover and he spent $140

Huge Paypig Alert!   Clicking and paying again, returning with weak abandon was knickers.  This weak addict spent $619

My slave tPay squeaked in with $105. He’s due for a BIG fuckover!

Huge Paypig Alert!  This guy just CANNOT STOP CLICKING AND PAYING!  Like SO many, button is addicted! He spent $398

and weak4legs couldn’t stop spending, I got $106 of his cash and he a blog mention!

New Slave!  New to My world is faggy, a little sissy who spent $220 finding out that I am dangerous!

Getting a mention with $119 is Lauren’s bootlicker.  He doesn’t generally get big mentions, but he is loyal!

Paypig Alert!  The guy I just call My niteflirt client seems to have stayed on one account for a while. Outstanding! Maybe he and I will have to brainstorm a different blog name for him.  He spent $335 this time around! Nice!

Good sissy caged yankee kept looking for Me, such a good girl girl, she spent $215

New Slave and Blog Mention:  New slave that I’m calling s’more is getting his first mention, for spending $150 finding out about the dangers of Mistress Lauren!

My good boy quiet gentleman spent $107 for his mention.

Huge Paypig Alert!  My special good boy tom kept calling for FinDomme therapy, and I just kept making him pay higher and higher rates! He spent $675! He’ll get to bankruptcy eventually!

My good boy goat, who I always enjoy, was back clicking and paying $270.  So close to a paypig mention! (That threshold is $300)

Huge Paypig Alert! PIG continued his addicted spending ways. I think it would have been even more, because we missed each other a few times, but it did total $785.  That puts his lifetime spending at $116,390.  He’s catching up to wallet rape toy for lifetime. He’s been with Me since 2007, so it took a few years!

My hypnosissy cocksucker tim and I had a couple of nice sessions, and I sent him into lala land and he spent $145

Paypig Alert!  Loser addict sniffer couldn’t stay away again and spent $338!  This is habit-forming!

My titpay ATM has been licking his wounds from fuckovers during the last couple reports, but managed to pull together enough cash to get a mention for $100.  Good boy

Now, let’s see what the next blog post brings.
Perhaps you will have an extreme or legendary mention.
Or maybe you will be the one to bump noddy out of the top

I know I have a lot of fans who read this blog.  Many of you are loyal and regular and have paid Me for years!  (Good piggies!)  I’m not talking about you.

The truth is, some of you go for YEARS stroking your cock over My words….without paying a dime! Paypig wannabees!

Many of you take the plunge and surrender to Me. They make a Niteflirt account and then start PAYING. I know this is a fact, because they tell Me so!

They have been self training, by stroking to My words, and are already addicted before I even know they exist!

So are you one of those piggies who flock to My blog, reading every word, stroking to the fantasy of being a Dr X or a noddy, a wallet cunt or a gigi?  It’s time. You might not be able to pay Me the thousands those prime pigs do, but you will pay Me what I have.  You’ve been self training, getting turned on. It’s time to upgrade your fantasy and begin your financial servitude!  It will feel amazing!  It’s time to stop being a wannabe, and to START surrendering your cash to ME!

The NEXT blog entry will have a list of PAYPIG Wannabees who surrender!  If you are brand new and spend $50 on Me, you will get mentioned in the little list. (If you spend more than $100, you get a special mention)

Just tell Me, “Mistress, i’m a paypig wannabe who has surrendered.”
Don’t you think it’s time you stopped stroking for free?   Join now

In other news, I have been available less than I hoped.  I made a little schedule, which many of you paid attention to! (Thank you)  And you may have noticed I’m not always there when it says!  The truth is, we had a horrible spring here. It was COLD and RAINY until about two weeks ago. It turns out I had a major case of cabin fever, and once the nice weather came, I wanted to be outside, not on My computer cashraping paypigs!

When I was available, you guys were so desperate to have Me take your cash, you mobbed My attention! Finally today, I just had to NOT BE AVAILABLE so I could get some of this web work done! I do plan to try to keep to the posted schedule more or less

All of this also meant that the spending report is a whole month’s worth of spending, so it’s lengthy!

But first!

Here are some recent Pay to Views you MUST buy. (Lurkers, take notice) Enhance your Dopamine Addictions!

So, speaking of that spending report….

New Slave, Huge Paypig Alert!   One of those slaves that lurked a long time finally caved and he spent $590 dollars!  I’m calling him pig-guy and he’s done nothing but please Me since he turned up ten days ago!  I like that rate of spending!

New Slave! Huge Paypig Alert!  Another new slave is a guy I’m going call “fail”   This loser “fails” to stay away. He spends, deletes his account, returns, spends, deletes his account, return, spends, etc….you get the picture! For some piggies, this ritual is part of their addiction, trying to purge themselves of FinDomme, but FAILING. I can’t let him know he is on the blog but I think he will recognize himself here. He did some fun raise the rate calls with Me and spent $557!  It’s time to return and spend, fail!

Managing a mention with $101 was helpless dennis! His calls are always fun.

Huge Paypig Alert!  Surprising Me with the biggest session I think I’ve ever had with him, I cashraped clayton for $913, mostly in one delicious session! THIS is the kind of devotion I want from you clayton! Didn’t it make your cock feel so good?

My nylon slave lost his head and paid Me $246 in a delicious session!

Oinkloser was back, spending $162 on click and pay.  What I really want to do is another raise the rate call session with him, I can really cashfuck him hard that way!

Extreme Paypig Alert!  Spending $1058 was paybitch terry!  I can see he is trying to evade his decision for Me to drive him into complete loser bankruptcy, but I don’t believe that will last! *laughs*

My footslave was back spending $202. Good boy!

Paypig Alert!   My slave hypnowallet is completely trashing his retirement by sending Me all his cash. Instead of relaxing in leisure on his pension, he’s learning new ways to eat ramen noodles. This geezer spent $469 and had to borrow money for his rent. He’s addicted. He’ll return again soon, as soon as he can scrape up the cash to send Me tribute after tribute and hear My voice while he does so.  Good boy, hypnowallet!

I was sooo happy to hear from marla, one of My top spenders whose wallet I really fucked over. She called for a $227 dollar session, and it was soooo nice to hear from her while her finances recover from My onslaught.

Extreme Paypig Alert!  My titcunt, who I renamed “miss piggy” really lost herself this week for her Goddess, mostly in pay to views of My perfect breasts! Paying up to $100 for a single pay to view!  Grand total this month was $1085!  Good girl!

Another slave learning the eroticism of raise the rate calls (Where I hang up on you again and again, each time charging you more to talk with Me!)  He spent $285 dollars this month on Me!

Huge Paypig Alert! and slave jason, who may have a blog name, but I can’t check since he deleted his account for now…but who got caught up in “raise the rate” for the first time spent $338, which is a whooping amount for him! You made Me proud jason!

Spending $281 on a few always fun phone calls was My good boy who gives Me stolen moments (Someday I ‘ll come up with a shorter name) We plotted evil and he spent $281

Squeaking by with a mention and spending $100 was titpay ATM.  Time to drain you soon!

Huge Paypig Alert!  My exposure sissy was back and spent $328 having fun sissy exposure games!\

My slave dirtbag was about, clicking and paying $160 worth of his cash to ME 🙂

and “goat” just missed a paypig alert by $20 but still spent $280!  I like seeing him click and pay!

Huge Paypig Alert!  My slave sucker is going to be so proud that he got a Huge paypig alert! He even tributed at one time, and I can’t wait to see how he tops it!.  He gets special thanks for tolerating Me being grumpy at his wanting to know SOOO bad if he was in the spending report!  He spent $303 this month

Sissy caged yankee was back (those Lauren junkies never stay away) This time the sissy spent $203. Excellent!

It was sooo nice to see Loserbeast spending again, this time I captured $179 from him!

Paypig Alert! Slave pit-lover was back, with love of captioned photos, clicked and paid $304 for Me!  He’s passed 2K lifetime spending on Me now

I had a lot of fun ripping off “flip off idiot” for $275. One photo $30. Sometime I’m gonna sell him a photo of a pumpkin or something.

Getting a mention with $152 of spending and progress toward his paypig goals was “gutterdweller”

Extreme Paypig Alert!   PIG is barreling out of control, and closing in fast on $100K lifetime spending! I suspect by next blog he will have hit it!  This time around he spent $1258!  He’s losing his mind and learning to spend on automatic!

And sparky was back, chatting and tributing to the tune of $182. Yum

Extreme Paypig Alert!   The drama with fagmuffin’s “girlfriend” continues, but she would be mad and shocked to find out that fagmuffin sent Me $1,353 in trbutes this month and one phone call that recharged the trance. That girlfriend is an ugly person inside and out anyway and fagmuffin doesn’t need her brand of control.

Helpless dave couldn’t help but sent $118 in tributes one evening 🙂

Paypig Alert!   My sissycock sucker went into a trance with a single word with Me on a couple occasions. He might be surprised to learn he spent nearly $400.

slave “just another ATM” spent $167 on click and pay this month!

Paypig Alert! This is addiction….spending $335 just to play trivia games with Me! I always love My time with My elegant foot lover!

Mindlessly, paydrone spent $162 on pay to views. Just the way I like him.

Paypig Alert!  It was sooo nice to have no-nonsense guy back in My sights. He’s a natural born victim and target, and he spent $405.  That’s what I LOVE. Hey, lot’s more ass photos, come back for another fuckover!

My no yes Loser was very attentive this month and spent $199.

New to My blog is a slave I’m calling silent poet. He squeaked into a blog mention with exactly $100 of spending.

Paypig Alert!   “Surprised”  may be surprised to learn he has been getting very addicted to our sessions.  This month cost him $473.  YES 🙂

Still licking his wounds from our $13,000 fuckover in April, Dr x spent $216 on Amazon and $10 on NF. Soon, your time will come again Dr x.

Paypig Alert!   And egghead was back, losing control again. Pay, obey and surrender makes him just buy pay to view after pay to view. YUM. He spent $384 since last report

Legendary Paypig Alert!

And Last but not least (at least in the spending totals) is a loser beyond belief. Now I mentioned noddy in the last blog entry, but since the last spending report, this loser has spent $4,882.  I live-tweeted a couple of his cash rapes, and I have really enjoyed dishing out pain to him. He needs the abuse, and I am here for it!

Here is a special message for you noddy,

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I get this question a lot.

How much should I pay you each session Mistress? Each month? What goals do i set to pay you?

For every wallet rape toy, and Dr x paying Me thousands there are easily a hundred of you paying a lot less.

Not all who buy something of Mine will end up being My paypig.

I lay traps, and do My manipulations and some escape.
Others I send away, because they have more desire to talk to Me than desire (or ability) to pay Me. I’m busy enough talking with the guys who actually DO pay Me.

So, how much do you pay Me?

Here is My step by step guide for YOU to figure it out. (Don’t ask Me to do it, I don’t care to)

Steps to preparing to be My paypig.  Option ONE:  Run of the mill paypig option

1. Do a budget. Pare it down where you can.  Remember that if you are paying Me on credit card, your monthly bill might go up each month, work that in.
2. Identify a discretionary amount.
3. Decide on the amount you will spend per session with Me, divide that into your discretionary amount and that will tell you how many sessions you can affort with Me. Note: The more you spent per session, the more you will enjoy it. I won’t give you much attention for a small amout. You wont get ANY for a tiny amount.
4. Evaluate your choice by noting if its fitting into your lifestyle without notice, or if it is making you go without things you normally enjoy. NOTE: you SHOULD be paying enough to feel it. If you don’t feel it. Pay MORE!
5. You might set goals. Pay a $100 pay to view sometime, Finish a PTV series. Pay $2,000 in a year.

Option TWO (My favorite!)  The EXTREME paypig option

1. Apply for credit cards NOW before you start maxing them out.
2. Begin spending huge amouts on Me fast and furiously
3. Liquidate assets to keep paying Me! (sell shit, cash in your retirement)
4. Assuming that you are spending 100s and thousands, you WILL get more attention than the losers that choose Option ONE.
5. Set lofty goals.  Spend $5,000 in one session. Max out a credit card in one evening. You will love it.

Here are some recent pay to views that you might have missed! Go get them now!

Now it’s time for the spending report: It’s a  long one because I had a vacation, and as soon as I came back, you guys all mobbed Me! Busy is good, but it makes it harder to blog!

PayPig Alert! Let’s start it off with My pathetic junkie, gimp loser.  This one legged wonder spent $492, through calls and now emails. My brutal plan is to separate him from all his money so it doesn’t go to waste when he finally keels over.

Huge Paypig Alert!  My paybitch terry is back, playing blackmail games with Me, and paying Me just $15 shy of $1,000 since last blog entry. Nice! He’s going to be unable to stop, I know it!

the iFool played with danger with Me the past couple weeks, but he got lucky, coming out of it only $135 poor. Hey iFool, I wont be fucking around next time

PayPig Alert!  I was so pleased to see a long time slave who never left but was spending tiny amounts finally have a session where she spent. Marla was back, My addicted sissy paypig, and she spent $304.  This is a sissy I have caused over $100,000 of financial damage to over the years. I’m not done with you yet marla!

My addicted pantyhose slave was back with some hypnotic phone calls. His $135 is now Mine!

Huge PayPig Alert!  My titpay ATM returned again and again, spending nearly $630 since last blog entry! He really can only stroke and pay now….calling to listen to My voice, in steamy raise the rate sessions!

My special good boy and I had some stolen moments, and although he’s been quite the world traveler lately, (Japan! England!) he still managed to spend $219 on Me.

My exposure sissy and I had fun with exposure games and she paid Me $260

Huge PayPig Alert!  PIG keeps getting more addicted.  He didn’t think it was possible, but I did. He spent $730 since last blog entry!

Paypig Alert! Right after I re-named him, Extreme paypig disappeared. But I knew he would come back and he did, spending nearly $400 to begin training anew!

New slave! “newman” managed to squeak in with a mention with $107 of spending.

Huge PayPig Alert! and back and spending $1031 was hopelessly addicted flaming pig!  He tried to stay away. He failed of course

My long time slave irish dope stopped by to do a $200 session he claimed was part of his rent money. Too bad! Save more for Me next time dope!

Huge PayPig Alert and princess gigi, is the one who has a Dominant “girlfriend” trying to save him from Me. How’s it going?  $943 since last blog!

and back spending more is the cute little maybe sissy “shopper” who spent $113 on chat with Me

My quiet gentlemen discovered the dangers and FUN of chatting and spent $203 in his first blog mention in a while!

Huge PayPig Alert and helpless dave kept finding his way to Me since the last blog, spending $575. YUM. I love that he is so HELPLESS to My temptations!

Another to squeak into a mention, was elegant foot lover with $102

Huge PayPig Alert!   Dr X can never stay away, and he pleased Me with lots of pay to views to the amount of $1013 AND about $250 on Amazon in gift cards and items. Dr X, that blanket is the softest thing, and I appreciated the computer accessories I needed. Good boy!

New to My blog and service is “mind fucked” who has a penchant for breasts and tight latex clothing. He’s in trouble. He spent $221 since he joined Niteflirt on Me!

and also squeaking in for a mention is taxpig with spending of about $105. Hey pig, you OWE taxes. And a new month has passed. No more hiding. Cough it up!

Paypig Alert!  Peeper was back with some click and pay! I do like seeing his name come up as a wallet rape volunteer! This time he spent $307! He has spent more than $2500 on Me lifetime now!

My former extreme paypig, and now bankrupt loser, wallet rape toy, managed to scrape $161 together to send Me since last mention. See, there is still serving after bankruptcy!

New Slave! Another newbie to Me is “feathered pig” who spent $195 learning about the dangers of Mistress Lauren

Huge PayPig Alert!  My secret agent returned! He spent $641 just since My last blog! He can’t stop spending, an he will get hard and horny reading his name here along with the other piggies!

Hypnovictim was back again, spending $119. I am on the lookout for you victim!

Another New slave!  I love new slaves and had a few this week!  This one, freshmeat spent $138 falling slowly under My power! Can’t wait until next time!

and it’s nice to see Loserbeast get a mention for his $115 🙂

Paypig Alert! “more please” was back and spending $270 on pay to views. I enjoy draining his wallet!

Huge Paypig Alert!  Humble sub was back for some rip-off victimization!  He gave Me nearly $600 and didn’t get too much in return! So sad!

and steve q fucked stopped by for a rinsing of $165. I think he will need a bigger one soon

New slave AND Huge Paypig Alert!  I’ve named My new fan of My pay to views Helpful loser, for finding some dead links for Me,. and also paying a LOT of Money (best of all!)  He spent $559 popping his cherry to My manipulations!  A welcome addition!

and I had loads of fun with assignments and tortures for sissy j. She spent $159. I probably should make her pay more, but she’s sweet.

Now, work hard so you can get a blog mention next week

And I reward you with another gallery

Pay the ass! Let it inspire you to pay!

Oh numbers!

This Findomme loves numbers and statistics. My mind is very analytical, logical and intuitive.  I have a system of addiction that is very effective and profitable, and I am always seeking to make my addiction skills even more effective.

I just realized very recently that I had surpassed the $2,000,000 in sales on Niteflirt. (It happened sometime in January)  I didn’t realize how close I was–the feature to see My lifetime earnings wasn’t available for a while, and then suddenly there it was, and I had surpassed the goal with no fanfare.  That’s only on Niteflirt… NON NF spending, gifts and other things have probably been another…$100,000 over the years

I have been on Niteflirt for many years, but it was only ten years ago that I began doing it full time, and developing a fetish for FinDomme, so MOST Of that cool $2 million has been in the last 10 years.

My best year was $342,000.  Some of the years around the financial meltdown and Niteflirt meltdown of 2009 were less impressive. (Hey, if you guys can’t get credit, you can’t spend!)

Your collective slavery has bought Me a home, paid for a renovation of it. (And an unexpected huge roof repair). It’s bought Me (and my boyfriend) several cars, paid off My student loans.  It’s paid for vacations to Hawaii, 4 Florida trips, 8 trips out west (various destinations) a New Orleans trip, and several long weekends in closer places like New York City, Maine, the Cape…

Some more statistics:

I earned about 16% of that on phone calls, 5% in trips and the bulk in Pay to view mails 78%.   Some also came from commissions I got from new guys joining the site and spending, and from Goody bags (about 1% combined)

This is My biggest selling Pay to view series of all time, with sales of almost $25,000.  It’s countless how much additional spending this series inspired:  The first email alone has almost 500 sales.

Once I have a slave under My Dominion, it is very difficult for him to leave Me. Susceptible men easily are lured into Lauren addiction. My top 10 spenders of all time have served Me for an average of 7 years. (Range 3 to 9.5 years) All of My top ten have spent on Me very recently. (in past month)

Niteflirt keeps these little performance statistics they share with us. In both earnings AND client retention I have been in the 100 percentile in EVERY month since they have been keeping track. That means I retain more clients than more than 99% of all flirts, and earn more than 99% of all flirts.

There is a reason I’m so dangerous. I am good at this. Consistently good. There is nothing boring about Me, and everything erotic.

No one makes your cock as hard as Me as I cash rape you, humiliate and emasculate you.  You will hate yourself, but love Me. And once I have My hooks in you, I will consume you.  (And it happens more often than not, a few lucky ones jump out of the net before properly hooked)

And now it’s time for the spending report!

Pay pig alert! New to My blog is popperbitch!  This bitch went nuts with Me on raise the rate phone calls, and in his very first week with Me spent $580. Wow!

I had fun with My exposure sissy again this week, to the tune of $120 🙂

PIG pleased Me quite a bit this week, for $140 🙂

Pay pig alert!   Oink Loser 10K was back again, this time spending $488. SOOo close to $500 this week! Soon, oh soon he will hit the 5K level of spending. Then the new delicious 10K goal.

More please, My leggings whore made his weekly visit to Me and spent $125. This is becoming a weekly thing, and what dedication!

My good pup, paycub was back for another delicious round of submissive cash spending on Me. This week was $180, including a yummy $75 paymail!

Pay pig alert! And another big spender this week!  Princess gigi spent $463 as she struggled to be a good little kitty, with a soft chase payclitty 🙂

My good girl, sissy j, was back for more chastity and exposure games, and it cost her $171 this week. I’m looking for you j, let’s have more fun!

My oh my, jaybee was back after a hiatus, BARELY getting a mention at $100.50 of spending.

I had another nice fuckover with star junkie, for $242.  This is becoming a thing!  Mmmm

I know that candyballs has been anticipating this blog entry!  And he spent HUGE on Me this week, to a happy cashfuck tune of $654.  YUM.  Keep that up candyballs, it’s the only way to please Me!

I manipulated another $161 out of titfool. I think he is still drooling!

I hope to see more of you on My blog next week.  I love knowing so many serve Me so well!