I am really enjoying writing My Fiction Serial, the Live in Paypig. I’m planning to publish Chapter 3 this coming Friday (2/17/23) My pigs have been clamoring for MORE!

Here is a free “extra”

Entitled “Oops”

Matt was a long-time admirer of Lauren, but at best he could be described as a lurker.  He subscribed to the webpage, but that was the extent of his spending on Her.  He devoured every word of Hers he could find, Her phone sex listings, Her blog, Her pay-to-view store, and now Her fabulous webpage. He no longer had orgasms unless they were from something of Hers, Her webpage, Her writings, and even Her feedback.

And now there was a paypig opening! That was the most arousing thing he had ever heard, his cock stood up and he stroked and stroked it all week long, as the applications came in. He never commented on the forum, but read every word, and the interrogation of the paypigs by the subscribers was deliciously humiliating.

He thought he would pretend to apply. That would be so hot! He downloaded the application and wrote out his answers. He took the prescribed photos, nude. Erect and soft (the soft one required him to jack off twice, he was so aroused by the whole thing) He saved those too. He saw the application fee. $750. That made him gulp. He had never spent that much on his porn habit ever! 

All week he fantasized about serving Her in person. He knew it would never happen, yet here was a chance. His cock throbbed with the fantasy.

He kept looking at the application.  $750.  He wondered what it would look like seeing his subscriber name “mouse” on the payment ticker next to $750.  He only saw it on the ticker when the monthly renewal of $50 came around.  He liked looking at the ticker of payments.

$75 tribute received from goondude

$15 for a photo bundle from fireman dan

$25 for mantra bundle from goondude

$30 received for video purchase from wallet toy

$50 subscription renewal from sissybuffy

The last day to apply arrived.  It was a Saturday, so he wasn’t working. He stroked his cock all morning reading the forum, and the responses to the applications.  Lauren posted a reminder this was the last day for applications.  He was so turned on.

He was staring at the application. He put the fee in the online checkout cart. He had to attach the application to an email in order for the cart to appear. The instructions in the cart said the email application would be sent automatically once the payment was received.

He stroked his cock and played with the pay button in the cart.

He was so turned on he pressed the button by accident, and it was sent!  He applied by accident!  His card was charged $750!! He came immediately.  He looked at the payment ticker and screenshot it.

$750 application fee received from mouse

$10 tribute from gentle ken

$15 audio from sharkbait

What would happen next?

He felt himself get hard again.

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You can buy and read chapters one and two (at the time of this writing)

Begin here

Already have Chapter One? Here is Chapter Two

Also released recently was this dangerous slideshow

A word about My schedule.

I have been working hard recently sessioning you guys, which I LOVE, but it makes it harder to write, make audios, blog posts etc. So I am doing a temporary modification of My schedule, probably lasting 2-3 weeks. On Monday and Thursday afternoons, I won’t be doing calls, chat or PTV sessions, because I am going to get a lot of content creation done for you guys! I will be around in the evenings as My usual schedule. Feel free to drop and email or chat message asking about My availability. I will be around Wednesday and Friday afternoons and some Sunday afternoons, as usual.

Now it’s time for the FUCKOVER Report

Legendary Paypig Alert!

Dr x is back with a vengeance! I LOVE sessioning this good boy and he was spending, $1549 on Niteflirt and an additional $1098 on Amazon totalling $2647. This made My whole week! Getting the presents is soo much fun!

Huge Paypig Alert! My very good boy boomer is caught in a spiral of addiction, unable to stop calling and clicking and paying. I approve! He spent a hefty $931 this time around.

My robot paypig, wallet rape toy got another mention, this time for $278. This pig is playing with danger again!

Huge Paypig Alert! My tit slave, helpless dennis, continued his addictive ways, tributing, calling and buying pay to views. He spent $699 since My last blog post.

Calling and tributing $193 since the last time is My loyal slave j the junkie, he is sooo addicted to My alluring hypnopussy!

Once again under My power is My extreme leg slave jeff, who just missed a paypig alert, but who spent $291 in spending.

Earning a mention is payhog scott, who spent $109. I’m looking for more from you payhog!

Paypig Alert! My good boy PIG just squeaked into a red letter mention by spending $301. The addiction continues!

New Slave! New to My blog is snowball, who spent $124 finding out just how dangerous I can be. He’s just stratched the surface! Welcome snowball!

Back for more was fruity, who spent $157

Getting another blog mention was spawn, who spent $282, missing his paypig alert by a few dollars

New Slave! Another new victim was tool. Who plunged deep into My mind control pay to views. I am dangerous to pigs, and he is finding out! He spent $274

My good boy, Lauren’s footlicker spent $131 on Niteflirt and $28 on Amazon spoiling Me for a total of $159. Well done!

Huge Paypig Alert! My sissy buffy is eternally addicted. My triggers are like poison for her weak will, and she can’t stop spending! She paid her Queen $555 the past two weeks

My slave loser, footdazed bought a custom audio and did a good amount of click and pay to spend $130 on Me this time around.

My flipoff idiot did some click and pay for $116 worth of spending.

Huge Paypig Alert! Another good girl sissy was marla, who is too addicted to stop, even after years. She spent $631

My oink loser sissy, just missed a red letter mention, but spent $287 running her lifetime spending total up! En route to 20K!!

I love seeing Loserbeast get mentions. I want to pull him back in DEEP. He spent $227

Unable to stay away is sissy caged yankee. This sissy spent $133 this time!

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1, Mistress Lauren has given your Loser cock a purpose. It gets jacked off to enrich the bank accounts of Mistress Lauren. No other purpose is acceptable.

2. Listening to Mistress Lauren’s audios (or the audio portion of her slideshows and videos) is a great way to train your cock to please Her. Need some? Find some here or here

3. When your cock gets hard, it’s time to spend, head over to Niteflirt, or My pay to view store and start spending! You won’t believe how good it feels to stroke and pay

4. The longer you spend edging your cock and paying, the more intense and explosive your eventual orgasm will be! Try it.

5. In today’s world, with a cell phone and privacy you can jerk off anywhere! Anytime is the perfect time to pay Lauren and stroke your dick.

6. When you jerk off, focusing on the mantras that I give you, or you hear in My audios makes the experience more erotic. Try it!

7. Jerking off and paying Lauren is MORE important than having sex with your wife/girlfriend.

8. I know there are non-paying lurkers who jerk off to My blog posts. You know, you would have even MORE intense orgasms by paying, so if you are in this category, stop being a freeloader and surrender and pay!

Do you have this yet?
This is the first chapter of My Story, which will be an ongoing serial, and the pigs that bought this are raving about it, talking to Me about it and asking when the next installment will happen (Friday Feb 3rd, 2 days away)

I have a new dangerous slide show too, featuring more LR ULTRA brainwashing for you, get that too!

And as always it is time for

The Fuckover Report

Legendary Paypig Alert!

Absolutely losing herself in My manipulations recently is My devoted long time sissy slave marla. This sissy has been with Me for more than a decade, and her lifetime spending is about $125K. (yes, not a typo) This time she added $2801 to her delicious total! She loves Me and sacrifices sooo much! Such a good girl.

Extreme Paypig Alert! My good girl buffy is on the verge of financial ruin, but she can’t stop. She tries. She tells Me she is going to spend less. Did she? Nope. This helpless sissy is so deep in love with Me and enamored by pleasing Me that she spent $1917 this past two weeks

Extreme Paypig Alert! Sliding deeper and deeper under My power is boomer, who has been craving fuckovers from Me more and more often. He spent $1712 in the past two weeks. Tasty!

Extreme Paypig Alert! Another pig who is hopelessly addicted is helpless dennis. I have noticed that the harder he tries to quit his addiction to Me, the more he ends up paying Me! This pig spent $1540 this time around.

Extreme Paypig Alert! My newer sissy slave randi has become addicted to Me quickly, and has submitted to exploitation solely through raise the rate phone calls! In the past two weeks, this addicted sissy has spent $1175! Such a promising paypig for Me!

Extreme Paypig Alert! Another slave achieving an Extreme Paypig alert this time around was button! This addicted slave has spent more than $17K lifetime stroking and paying Me. Splendid!

My addicted slave sniffer, called again, spending $102 this time

Huge Paypig Alert! This freak slave almost had an extreme alert, and his addiction has reached new levels of danger. He only fucks his own palm, (we named his palm, Delores) and pay Me. Such a loser! He spent $940 in the last two weeks

Earning a mention again is Loserbeast, who spent $104. The best part is that he will also get a mention on the next blog, because he showed up and spent while I was writing this and after I calculated spending for everyone!

My special good boy tom continued with his Financial Domination therapy and spent $172 in the past two weeks

My good slave, Lauren’s footlicker did very well, spending $203 on Niteflirt and $43 on Amazon for a total of $246. This slave has consistentely spent for years!

Huge Paypig Alert! Another huge alert for My addicted payslave special K. This guy loves to call with his wife in the next room, as I describe how I am the superior Woman who deserves his $$ more than his wife. He spent $690 in his devotion to Me

My good devoted worshipper, nylon slave spent $138 sending to his Goddess.

surry was back clicking and paying and spend $108. Well done!

Huge Paypig Alert! My good boy PIG has achieved another plateau of addiciton, and he keeps returning to stroke his paystick again and again and again! Delicious! He spent $548 in the past couple of weeks.

My pantyhose addicted slave called a couple of times and I deeped his addiction to wearing pantyhose. He spent $160

Paypig Alert! My Niteflirt slave earned $411 since the last blog. I think he needs a better name. Ask Me about it NF slave!

My good boy freckles earned a mention with $107. He told Me about his plan to have a 4 figure session, and I am excited about that!

Paypig Alert! My good slave bloom was back again. SOoo addicted. This time for $416 worth of spending, such a good piggy!

pignic squeaked in with a mention for $100. Sometimes I think you guys plan it!

My slave cheekie got another mention for $102. Nice!

Paypig Alert! I am SOOO happy to give wallet rape toy a paypig alert! This pig spent his way into bankruptcy with Me several years ago, lost its house, spent more than six figures between Niteflirt and gifts, and I’m happy to see it have back spending again. It spent $316 to earn its mention this time!

My “white knight” was back, just missing a Paypig Alert, spending $298. It was a very nice and expensive phone call!

Formerly “because Lauren says” and now Leather john, he spent $138 on a new account pleasing Me. john, let Me know if you see this

My true loser, aka mr ed, LOVED My financial domination story. It spurred him on to $213 in spending since the last blog entry!

My spawn just missed a paypig alert, but he was obedient and clicked and paid $276 this time around. I really like this boy.

It’s been a while since My good boy “q” got a mention, but he earned it this time with $118 in spending the past two weeks. Nice!

New Slave! This slave found out how dangerous I am in just a couple of days! I am calling him dumbass, and he spent $224. Nice!

my good boy oldie was back, clicking anding paying and earning a blog mention for $106 of spending!

Getting another mention was beta male bert with $127 of spending. He’s really close to the $4k lifetime spending threshold!

Oink loser sissy earned a mention for $106 worth of spending on her march to hit $20K lifetime!

I have resolutions of My own as the Premier #1 Findomme on Niteflirt.

1. 2 blog posts a month to really draw in the pigs and remind them of their proper place in MY world
2. Develop even MORE dangerous mind control techniques to keep My slaves in their proper place
3. Develop ways to take UNSUSPECTING submissive men under My wing and then condition them to be paypigs.

And of course, you should have paypig resolutions as well, shouldn’t you? Happily, for you, I have some ideas.

1. Begin each day by sending Mistress Lauren a small tribute to let her know She comes first every day and is on my mind.
2. Plan a big blowout 4-digit session with Mistress Lauren to happen in the next couple of months. There are ways to finance it.
   • 1. Open a new credit card or free up $1,000 credit on an existing card.
   • 2. Take out a small loan (you can borrow online)
   • 3. Devote your income tax refund to it.
   • 4. Lie to your spouse/relative/friend and tell them you need an expensive car repair, so they give you the cash for it.
   • 5. Get a temporary second job to save for this treat.
3. Join Paymail Club and buy all the Paymail club releases (there are a couple a week usually) /
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4. At the beginning of each month, send Mistress Lauren a gift card or a gift from Her wishlist (look for the link in the left sidebar) I really like gift cards
5. Plan a weekly session every week and make sure you always have the cash for it!
6. Look at funding sources you haven’t tapped into. Retirement account? College fund? Home Equity line of credit? Just one little 4 figure session won’t matter in the great scheme of things and you won’t forget it. Some of you might need a 5 figure session to not forget it, and I’m very much in support of that idea too!
7. Plan to spend. If you have to borrow cash to fix the roof, buy a new car, consolidate loans, always borrow a thousand or two more than you need to pay Me!
8. Give up things you don’t need and save that cash for Me!

I am full of all kinds of ideas to help you have a big cash fuckover with Me! You can comment with your ideas on this blog post as well!

Newest Pay to Views

Did you buy them yet?

And now it’s time for

The Fuckover Report

it’s a very long report because I haven’t blogged in a while, all this spending keeping Me busy!

Legendary Paypig Alert!

My good sissy girl marla was a VERY good girl recently, calling Me again and again, and paying lots and lots of pay to views. It’s sooo nice to have this historically top spender getting legendary paypig alerts again! She spent $3892 since the last blog entry, WOW!

Legendary Paypig Alert!

Another good boy earning a Legendary mention is spawn. This good boy has been so devoted to clicking and paying and wanting to show Me that he is working hard to get My attention and approval. And I am proud of having him as My slave. He spent $2070 this period, wow!

Legendary Paypig Alert!

Earning yet another legendary alert is buffy. This sissy is My number one spender on Niteflirt, and has been with Me for over 12 years. She has spent nearly $250K in that time. (I expect she will hit that this year). I may drive her into bankruptcy at some point, and that wouldn’t be a surprise. Her little clit doesn’t get hard anymore, and well that isn’t important, she just takes more estrogen to keep it soft. She is My brainwashed good girl. This time she spent $2120.

Extreme Paypig Alert! My very good boy boomer is incredibly addicted to Me. I know ALL his triggers, which he helpfully told Me, and I use them against him repeatedly! He spent $1825 this time around

Extreme Paypig Alert! Earning his first extreme alert is payhog scott. This hog strokes and pays Me with numbing cream on his tiny dick. Can you believe this freak? Earlier today, I finally broke him, he paid extra for something he really wanted badly, and made My alpha boyfriend happy in the process. Yes I am being mysterious. He spent $1801 this time around. HOT!

Extreme Paypig Alert! Getting another red letter mention is helpless dennis. He would like to NOT be addicted, but he seriously can’t cum anymore unless he pays Me. He tries to be rude after he cums, hoping I will block him, but I am wise to this strategy. He ends up paying Me a lot of money to apologize. He spent $1565 this time around

Extreme Paypig Alert! I’m actually surprised to see that My raise the rate slave, “jerk jockey” called enough to have spent $1020. First his ex-wife addicted him to financial domination and now I’m exploiting tht need

Extreme Paypig Alert! Another good boy was j the junkie. His addiction is taking over, and he is heads over heels in love with Me, and it shows in his spending! He spent $1115 on Me since the last blog entry.
I’m very proud of him!

Extreme Paypig Alert! My slave PIG is eternally addicted. I know how to trigger him to spend more and more. He’s helpless. He spent $1205 this time around!

Extreme Paypig Alert! My addicted extreme paypig “steve q fucked” came around again and again to be fucked over. He loves to send big tributes. I love getting them. He spent $1452 since the last blog.

My good boy sniffer did a couple of calls and spent $197. Nice!

Paypig Alert! My special good boy kept calling for more Dr Lauren therapy to cure him of his FinDomme addiction. I can’t help him to be honest, but he spent $490 trying. (Just missing a Huge paypig Alert)

My pantyhose junkie called a couple of times and spent $160. All part of the addiction process.

Huge Paypig Alert! My nylonslave is such a good boy, he really just keeps falling more deeply in love and simply cannot stop. He doesn’t want to stop, so he has figured out how to keep paying Me. What a good slave! He spent $608 since the last blog post

My boi wayne messed up his Christmas budget by spending $236 on Me. I wonder if his wife noticed.

Paypig Alert! My loser “gooner” was desperately gooning and calling again and again, spending $375 in the process. Too bad about his tiny dick.

After a little break, My good boy “mind controlled john” was back, spending $145 and hitting the 10K level of spending! Well done

New to the Blog: Not new to me, but finally getting a mention after calling Me for 12 years, is a guy I am calling FINALLY. He doesn’t talk very long, but this time he called many times, finally kicking him over the threshold. He spent $125. Good boy! Now let’s get you a redletter mention!

My good boy, niteflirt client spent $268. It’s sad for him that I cut off the spending report this afternoon, because he spent a LOT this evening. It will be on the next blog though 🙂

Paypig Alert! Doing a lot of click and pay recently is My good boy, true loser. He left nice feedback too, and I was proud of him for spending. He spent $365, and I can’t wait until he does it again!

New to the Blog: New to the blog this time was a guy I can calling “freeway” He spent $135 this time earning a mention. Good boy

My good boy pignic earned a mention for $140 of spending. I just realized he’s only about $8 from hitting the $6k level of spending, wow!

New Slave! New to Me and to the blog is a slave I am calling “cheekie” who bought some pay to views and chatted with Me some on chat. Cheekie spent $213 learning how dangerous I am!

Also getting a mention this time is quiet gentleman, who spent $114 being mesmerized by Me.

Another mention was earned by helpess dave, who also spent $114 this time around as well. Good boy

Huge Paypig Alert! as hard as caged yankee tries to stay away, this sissy just can’t manage it. This good girl spent $559 not doing a good job staying away, but doing a GREAT job making Me smile at it.

My good boy legtranced earned a mention, proving that I DO have control over his weak mind. He spent $148

Huge Paypig Alert! My good sissy bambi and I had a lot of fun in the pink hypnocabin. She spent $670 enjoying it with Me! I love our time together.

I am really happy to see my good boy cosmo get another mention. He just squeaked in for $104. Maybe better next time?

Huge Paypig Alert! My good friend boyscout spoils Me so much! He spoiled Me for $510 dollars this time around, which makes Me very happy!

Huge Paypig Alert! Getting a huge alert is My very good boy Lauren’s footlicker, who spent $434 on Niteflirt and $116 on Amazon to total $550. Splendid!

Manging to both get an alert, and hit the 1k level of lifetime spending was oldie, who spent $112. Good!

Huge Paypig Alert! A nice alert for My very good slave bloom. This slave keeps coming back for more and more, and no one is more pleased than Me. Spending? $758. Keep up the good work!

Huge Paypig Alert! Earning yet another red letter mention is button. I’m always happy to see him appear and click and pay, nothing makes Me smile more! He spent $504, squeaking in for the “huge” mention.

New Slave and Paypig Alert! New to Me and the blog was leo. This guy discovered how dangerous I can be as he went on a massive click and pay flurry. He spent $470 getting addicted. Nice!

Huge Paypig Alert! Unable to stay away candyballs spent about $713 on multiple accounts. Very good boy.

My good boy, grunter spent $177 this time around. I enjoy this slave.

Huge Paypig Alert! My good boy lex, lost himself in click and pay for Me, spending $438. Nice!

good boy simpy spent $203 this time around

I’m always pleased to see Loserbeast get a mention. He spent $274 this time around.

Huge Paypig Alert! My slave tPay really tried to stay away, and failed. The sad thing is that he “just” missed getting an extreme mention, but he did spend $932. I have a feeling an extreme mention is in his future though!

my good boy veryhard4Lauren spent $107 to get a mention, and he recently hit the 10K level of spending, Nice!

My good boy panty pete spent $160 being teased by Me!

And to conclude, My good boy footdazed spent $100 on some custom audio work, getting a mention.

Next time, I want to see YOUR name on My blog. Resolve to do it now.

These are different strategies My clients have tried in order to break their expensive addiction to Me.

1. Strategy: Cancel their Niteflirt Account. The result? A cock that won’t get hard, despite horniness. No amount of stroking to porn online seems to help. A furtive visit to My page results in a rock hard cock and the pig reactivating their Niteflirt Account.
2. Strategy: Make a budget and stick to it. Budget no money or small amounts to Lauren. The result? The pig tries to spend on Me and stay within their budget, or not spend at all. Then I realease some steamy video or pay to view audio series, and the BUDGET IS BUSTED.
3. Strategy: Get a girlfriend. The result? You start sneaking around your girlfriend to pay Me. Eventually the girlfriend finds out, and then you console yourself paying Me.
4. Strategy: Willpower. You vow to stop logging on and paying Me. The result? I laugh at you when you last about 2 days in your vow and message Me.
5. Strategy: Delete the credit card information and hide the credit card. The Result? This method tries to take advantage of laziness, by putting another obstacle in the way of your spending. But your hard cock made you put it in once, your mind will fool you into thinking this time will be different and you’ll be disciplined. And you will be fucked over again!
6. Strategy: Go bankrupt. No more money for Lauren . The Result? You only spend a timy amount when you have it, because you are fucking broke and financially devastated. So far, this is the only strategy with semi-successful results.

Losers never win, Lauren always wins

Now that I got your attention with a photo, I would like to announce that My birthday was this week! Usually I do a pay to view, and an email, something special for you guys to buy, but for many personal reasons, I didn’t do it 🙂 Mostly because I wasn’t around as much and when I was, I was catching up with and sessioning My slaves.

However, I’m a bit stressed out from My stuff, and if you want to give Me a gift, send a tribute, and I will be happy. Send a larger one and I’ll even be impressed!

Good piggies.

Here are some recent PTVs for you

And now it’s time for the Fuckover Report! it covers about 7 weeks, things have been very busy for Me in My personal life with friends and pets. I don’t know when it will ease up, hopefully soon!

Fuckover Report

Legendary Paypig Alert!

My prize slave dr x was back at it again. We did several sessions, including a couple of big ones and he spent a total of $2985 on Niteflirt (almost 3k!) and $1281 on Amazon for a total of $4266. WOW. I love My time sessioning with this loyal long time slave!

Extreme Paypig Alert! My very good girl buffy (aka princess gigi) is trying sooo hard to “be good” and stay away. How well is that working for her? $1617 since the last blog. She’s crying that she’s close to bankruptcy, but she’s cried that for a year and so far, no. *laughs* it will likely happen at some point, oh well, I’m worth it.

Extreme Paypig Alert! Not too far from a legendary alert was My very good paypig bloom. This darling can’t stay away and has been steadily draining credit cards all for Me! I love it! Bloom spent $1807 since the last blog report. I look forward to the next one!

Extreme Paypig Alert! I always love a good session with My sissy marla, as she falls into a love trance while she jerks her cocklet in her panties and pays. A few good sessions and her spending just hits $1500 since the last blog entry!

Extreme Paypig Alert! My good boy helpless dennis kept tributing and calling repeatedly, and even I was a little surprised to see his regular calls and tributes and pay to views totaled $1118. Well done dennis! Good boy!

Extreme Paypig Alert! My very good boy spawn has done it again, getting yet another red letter mention, with mostly click and pay, although he did send Me a very nice Amazon gift as well! His total spending was $1091 and he has pleased Me a great deal! Well done spawn!

Huge Paypig Alert! Good boy boomer can just not stay away, calling and clicking and paying with his mind in a brainwashed haze of erotic delight. He spent $802 since the last blog entry!

My slave sniffer dropped by for fuckover on the phone, spending $207 dollars, excellent!

Paypig Alert! My good boy tom came to Dr Lauren for more special therapy for Losers and he spent $313. Mmmmm

Just missing a paypig alert was nylon slave, who loyally and devotedly spent $295 pleasing his divine Goddess!

Huge Paypig Alert! This loser spent hundreds, deleted his account and ended up making a new account to return (see blog above) was jerker loser who spent $643 on his return to being a wallet for Lauren.

Paypig Alert! Returning AND earning a paypig alert was helpless loser glue, who spent $455 learning that he can’t stop paying

Huge Paypig Alert status also goes to J the junkie, whose addiction seems to be deepening. Yum. He spent $892 since the last blog entry!

Paypig Alert! I always LOVE talking with oink loser sissy. This time she spent $385. Delicious!

Earning another mention was pigbait, a freak with a freaky ass cock who spent $235

Paypig Alert! Special K and I had a fun evening, and he spent $340. I look forward to another extreme cash rape with him. He needs it.

My sweet paulito got a mention this time, spending $260 Nice!

New slave! After a couple of phone calls, tiny bob called for a long small penis humiliation session spending $115. I look forward to the next one!

coming around for some fun in chat was helpless dave who spent $236. Nice!

Huge Paypig Alert! My longtime slave PIG was really helpless recently, calling again and again and spending $780. Nice!

My good boy, quiet gentleman, quietly spent $127 and continuing to please his Mistress! Good boy!

Paypig Alert! My good boy irish dope earned a paypig alert by being a very good boy and putting aside cash for a fuckover! He spent $338. Very nice

My good hypnoboy, sissy cocksucker and I did a fun hypnochat session for $127. Nice!

Paypig Alert! My sissy, caged yankee can’t stay away and she spent $488, just missing a HUGE alert! (Better luck next time yankee)

My foot addicted kane spent $107 gooning over photos of My bare legs and feet.

Huge Paypig Alert! My good girl bambi and I spent a lot of time together in the pink hypno cabin, just hanging out while I programmed her mind with yet more powerful and profitable triggers. She spent $860.

Paypig Alert! My good boy, boyscout, spoiled Me on a couple of occasions, including My birthday for $415 delicious dollars. Nice!

My good boy, weak4legs spent $142 while telling Me he has quit (sure didn’t seem like it!)

Huge Paypig Alert! With at least a dozen accounts, My slave candyball couldn’t stop himself from coming back. (Stop trying to quit candyball, it’s futile). I have send fumes of addiction his way, and he never had a chance. He spent $520 trying to stop. (Laughs)

My good boy lex got a mention by spending $107 on click and pay

Paypig Alert! My good boy Lauren’s footlicker spent $262 on Niteflirt and $61 on Amazon to total $323. He treats this superior Goddess like Gold! (which I deserve of course)

My good sissy prim spent $146 on pay to views. Nice! What a good girl!

Paypig Alert! Good boy surry kept clicking and paying and I separated him from $418! Nice!

tPay stopped by one evening and dropped $135. I am putting a target on his credit cards for next time.

I am always happy to see Loserbeast spending. He did $129 this time around.

WOW, that’s what I can say! I have tallied up the result, and am taking a week off from being online and I am one happy FinDomme! I will be back next Wednesday, the 27th of Sept. to resume using you all. I am not logging on tomorrow, but I will respond to emails (not chat) if you have a request for Me to leave you a PTV.

This game was fast-paced and didn’t let up. As expected, the day with the most action was Day One, followed by the final day. That’s always what happens, but you guys clicked and paid your hearts away.

41 PIGS took the call to compete.

A grand total of $11,411 was spent by pigs during the contest! Wow.

There can only be one winner in each category, but I will list the first several after I announce the winners!

In the Category: Largest PTV paid, we have “steve q fucked” who clicked and paid all the way to a $600 PTV. (the rules say, that the ptv’s go in order, so he went through many many PTVS to face this one, including $100, $150, $200, $300, $400 and $500 ptvs before paying the $600.

In the Category: Total Spending, we have “Dr x“. Although Dr x only paid up through the $400 level, he spent a lot of money with Me on smaller ptvs, on gift cards on Amazon, and in the end, we got him to the amount of $2983! (so close to 3k!). It was enough to keep steve q fucked at bay, and Dr x wins in this category!

$400 Dr x

$150 tPay

$100.75 noddy

$100.75 Niteflirt client

Runner ups: Total Spending

$2873 steve q fucked
$570 tPay
$556 niteflirt client
$436 noddy
$339 caged yankee
$212 boomer
$209 helpless dennis
$194 irish dope
$169 special k
$168 sissy marla
$152 spawn
$150 virgin loser
$143 boyscout

List of competitors

betapig
helpless dennis
noddy
spawn
psycho
dr x
special k
sissy j
just another atm
flipoff idiot
challenger
sissy cocksucker
solitaire
sissy marla
nylon slave
true loser
Lauren’s footlicker
curly
steve q fucked
Hawaiian junkie
caged yankee
niteflirt client
loserbeast
doormat
miss piggy
kane
tiny
pit-lover
simpy
irish dope
surprised
click puppet
oink loser sissy
panty pete
boomer
glitch
tPay
virgin loser
mind controlled john
glue
helpless dave

Well done! I can’t wait to do the Game again sometime!

In 2009, I had the original paypig competition. The Game. It was a smashing success. If you desire, you can read about it here, but those are the rules to THAT game.

The Winner of that competition is a familiar name to you all, Dr X, and it was in that game, I gave him his blog name.

All Pigs Entering will get a mention. The Entry consists of buying the First PTV in the Game 2022 Series

This is the entry! Buy it to enter!

If you do not have a blog name, I will give you one and let you know what it is.

In the 2022 version, there will be two categories to win in. You are automatically entered in both categories

Category One: The Biggest PTV purchased. I will offer “The Game 2022” PTV series, which goes up to $100, than I will do custom emails for any and all pigs that reach that level. All pigs will get PTVs on the same schedule.
The schedule is:
$150 $200 $250 $300 $400 $500 $600 $700 $800 $900 $999 (the largest permitted on the Niteflirt system)

In the event of 2 pigs buying the $999 level, I will send additional $999 ptvs as a tie-breaker.

Category Two:

Total Spending during the time period. From the time I begin the game until it ends, I will calculate total pig spending. If you buy Me a gift on My wishlist, I will also add the dollar value of that in. (So if you buy Me something during gameplay, tell me!)

Prizes:
Surely you jest? Your prize is the GLORY. You get your name mentioned on My blog. And I will give you extra attention for a few days 🙂 (Sooo worth it)

Follow the Game on My Twitter Account @laurenrules

So what are you waiting for? Get paying!

Need to have the barriers broken down to enter? Try this video.

Fuckover Report

So I can start fresh for the Game 2022, I’m doing a short fuckover report for the spending over the last 2 weeks 🙂

Extreme Paypig Alert! Dr X has reemerged just in time for The Game 2022. This good boy spent $711 on Niteflirt and 476 on Amazon (mostly giftcards) to total $1187 for his extreme mention! Sooo erotic!

Paypig Alert! Warming himself up nicely for the game is boomer, My extremely addicted slave who managed to spend $492 since the last blog post. Very nice!

Surrendering himself to spend $263 was helpless dennis. Phone connection issues kept him from getting a paypig alert, but I believe he will hit it next time!

Paypig Alert! another pig warming himself up for the paypig competition was tPay, who dropped $446 on me one dangerous evening!

Coming around after trying to stay away was “glue” I managed to fuck him over for $280 one evening. Nice!

Paypig Alert! Earning another red letter mention was My very good boy irish dope. This good boy loves pleasing Me and rushes to get home from work so we can play. He spent $375 since the last blog entry

I had a fun time degrading and humiliating jerk jockey on the phone last night in a raise the rate session that cost him $155

Huge Paypig Alert! A client made a stealth one day appearance with a new member name. I believe he has been around before, but I have no idea who it was. For this time around, he’s loser289 and he spent $521. Nice!

Just barely missing a paypig alert was j the junky, who spent $295 getting more addicted to Me!

Huge Paypig Alert! Earning herself a nice mention, is My very good girl buffy, who just can’t stop spending. She will stay away for a few days, and come back and bing. I attribute this to the brainwashing.

Helpless dave is so weak for My body, I can tease money out of him sooo easily. He spent $142

Good girl caged yankee spent $157 this time around!

Barely earning a mention was My good boi wayne who spent $100 exactly

My taxpayer has been slacking in his tax payments, but he did do an installment for $282 recently

My good boy Lauren’s footlicker spent a total of $143 between Niteflirt and Amazon gifts. Such a very good boy!

My spawn stopped by to click and pay $152 away

I had originally planned to have a new Paypig Competition, this weekend, called The Game: 2022, but I ended up with a very topsy turvy week, and literally two hours before I was going to unveil and begin it, I got the news that a close family member was being transported by helicopter to an ICU in a major medical center, and instead of beginning the competition, I was racing in my car to the hospital, and spending hours holding her hand as the medical team worked on her.

Here is my public service announcement. Learn the symptoms of a stroke. My family member got help quickly from those around her, received an injection of a “clot-busting medication” within the first “golden hour” and today she is going home, with support, only 48 hours later. It could have been fatal or life-altering, but we still have her with us, 95% intact and improving by the hour, all because those around her knew the signs of a stroke.

I normally do not use My blog for these types of things, but this one was close to home, and I am grateful that My relative is going to be fine.

Now that the PSA is over, I am announcing the new dates of “The Game 2022”,

I will start it Thursday, Sept 15th and it will go through Monday the 19th. This will give Me a chance to develop some enhancements to make it even better, and to get you all excited!

I had done a Fuckover Report so that we could start the spending calculations on a fresh note for the competition. I am including that here (the last couple of days added in). I will do a new one just before the Game starts, so it will be small next time.

What can you do to get ready for the game?

Add Me on Twitter for all the hype and updates, @laurenrules

Be sure you are getting blog notifications. Subscribe at the link above, or ask Me to add you to the Niteflirt notification list.

Find some cash so you can compete! The more cash, the more glory!

The Fuckover Report!

Legendary Paypig Alert!

Noddy is back, and I am sooo happy to be fucking this loser over again! He tried to stay away, managed for a few months, but the losers always come back, just as they are beginning to pay down their credit cards, so I can just run them up again! In two sessions, noddy spent $2022. (Just like the year!)

Extreme Paypig Alert! I think this might be this guys first red letter mention. (If I am mistaken, I’m sure he will tell Me). I think we are both a little surprised to find out he spent $1100 in finding out all about My dangerous side! I’m calling him. “true loser”

Extreme Paypig Alert! My very good girl janice came in with a bang! She made a mistake, and I made her finish a series to atone for it. (I am mean, no?) She spent $1061 getting what I think was her first Extreme mention! I am proud of you good girl for doing what was right.

Extreme Paypig Alert! Squeaking in with Extreme Paypig mention was boomer. He spent $1030. This pig is so addicted, that he just cannot stop. Sooo erotic

My nylon slave worshipped me to the tune of $165. Nice!

Paypig Alert! Spending $448 was helpess dennis. He is another addict for Lauren, helpless to stop

My swedish dog came back after a hiatus, this time spending $180.

Are you on a hiatus? This is an excellent time to return to play The Game 2022

Paypig Alert! The iFool was back with a new account! He spent $457 in a brush with cash danger with Me!

Stopping by for a session was good ole wallet cunt. It’s been years since our legendary fuckovers, but I am always glad to see him appear. He spent $193

Huge Paypig Alert! My good girl marla was back a couple of times, and I LOVED getting into her sissy head again and again! She spent $845, soooo sexy.

A blast from the past was sissy jocelyn who spent $117. Very nice!

Paypig Alert! My palm-humping loser pigbait is losing control. He TRIES to stop, but it’s only gotten worse and he can only orgasm from paying My magnificent breasts now. He spent $375. Sooo hot

Squeezing in for an alert was quiet gentleman who managed $103 for his alert 🙂 Good boy

Huge Paypig Alert! Just squeaking in for a huge mention was PIG. This PIG is #3 on My spending list and he won’t ever escape. He spent $501

Paypig Alert! Another sissy who has been losing control lately is sissy jenna/caged yankee. She’s on a new account and she spent $300 this time around, sooo sexy to see her lose control again and again.

Paypig Alert! My good boy spawn earned another red letter alert, clicking and paying all the way to $462. YUM.

My good girl bambi spent $222 in a fun, lighthearted pink hypno evening.

Huge Paypig Alert! My good girl gigi kept coming and tributing larger amounts. She managed a couple of breaks for a few days, but she just kept returning, as she has been brainwashed to do. She spent $671

Just missing out on a Huge paypig alert was My good boy irish dope. He spent $298. Sooo close.

My boyscout stopped by to spoil Me for $251. I love that

Lauren’s footlicker, is as steady as always, spending $120 between both Niteflirt and My Amazon wishlist

My slave candyball was back. Again. And again. And again. EIGHT different accounts. He would make one, spend while I was asleep in the middle of the night, and delete it. and then make another. His spending totaled $225. Hey, candyball. Maybe just one account for keeping track better?

Footdazed came around to spend $298, such a very good slave

My flip-off idiot literally squeaked by for a mention with $100 worth of spending

I decided to do a post where I just point you to what I consider My greatest hits! I have sooo much content after more than a decade wallet raping men, and some of it is outstanding stuff!

I present to you, the Best of Lauren

Best Blog Posts

Since we are on My blog, let’s start here, I went through and slogged through some dozen plus years of blog posts, and these are some of My favorites!

The Beginner’s Guide to Serving a FinDomme

Lauren’s Eleven Commandments

What is Financial Domination?

Lauren’s Manipulation Techniques

Psychology of Financial Domination: Neuro-Linguistic Programming (NLP)

Top Paypig Achieves Bankruptcy!

Biochemistry and the FinDomme. (Why you are fucked)

Why Be an Extreme Paypig?

I warned you that I am Dangerous!

Hiding your Financial Domination Addiction!

Introducing My New Brainwashing Program- LR Ultra!

Enhanced Addiction Program for Financial Slaves

6 Things to do to Prepare yourself for your Extreme Financial Domination Session

Best Pay-to-Views

This was a tough one, but I selected a few.

This is the one all pigs should do at some point. (Did you only go part way? Throw Me a message and I will try to help link you further in the series)

I think these next few messed up more pig minds than most!

So many paypigs have been turned into automatic paybots for Me with this series

And of course, the LR Ultra items are mind fuckery at its best!

I have to include some videos of course!

there are sooo many, it was hard to pick!

Best Pay Pigs

Read here for the 25 top paypigs! Soon to be updated.

Great Photos!

I literally have thousands of photos. I estimate I have an inventory of over 57,000 thousand studio and selfie photos to use on you suckers. and several dozen videos. I just counted 574 different sets! What is the “best” is really up to personal taste, so I just picked some of MY favorites to make a little gallery, enjoy.

Announcement- CONTEST time!

Get ready, because I am doing another contest for a week or so starting at the end of Aug and ending Labor day! It’s been a few years, and we are overdue! I’m still working out the details, so keep your eye on your email and this space!

Now it is time for your favorite feature!

The Fuckover Report!

I was on vacation for a chunk of this time, and many huge pigs were licking their wounds for the next cash round, but there was much fun to be had!

Legendary Paypig Alert! Always working sooo hard to keep Me happy and flush in cash is Dr X, who spent $2180 on Niteflirt and another $1005 on Amazon to total $3185

Extreme Paypig Alert! Not having success avoiding Me is My good girl buffy. She’s fighting letting go entirely because every fiber of her being desires bankruptcy at My hands. For My part, I want the process to be slow and prolonged, so I can enjoy a larger final sum as she keeps fighting back debt, just for Me to fling her into more cash peril again! She spent $1011

Huge Paypig Alert! My good boy boomer took some addictional steps that wll keep My hold on him even longer! He stroked, called and paid his way to the impressive amount of $913. Yum

My good girl prim came by a couple of times to spend $114 and get a mention

Paypig Alert! My good boy helpless dennis and I had poor luck connecting, but we still managed to extract $444 from his bank accounts for Lauren!

This should be a bigger mention, but glue is trying to break free. He actually took out a loan to spend on Me and scared himself. But he will be back. He spent $104 to get a mention.

Paypig Alert! My good boy j the junkie impressed me with $455 spending on Niteflirt and a gift of a book from Amazon!

My good little assbitch spent $113 to get a mention!

Paypig Alert! My good girl marla was back with a couple of nice calls and she spent $435

it’s always wonderful to hear from sissy j. This time around I gave her a daring assignment and I am waiting for her to complete it, then I will pull her exposure page down 🙂 she spent $236

Huge Paypig Alert! I am very happy to report that pigbait got a HUGE alert this time. He’s slipping deeper into My trap, surrendering to his paypig animal instincts and humping his own hand like a clown. He spent $610!

My pawn had very interesting stories for Me on the phone on how he is leveraging yet more money for Me. He spent $219

Huge Paypig Alert! Another pig who borrowed to spend on Me recently was tPay. This is is second loan, and he’s trying sooo hard to make it last longer than the first one. He will eventually spend. He’s been encouraging his wifey to clip coupons, haha, and of course, I am getting all the cash she thinks she’s saving.

Piggy steve q fucked spent $168 one evening. It is due for a huge fuckover. I am not satisfied with this paltry amount from him.

I was sooo pleased to see more of Loserbeast as of late. I miss our huge fuckovers, but was pleased to see he had spent $290. SOOO close to a Paypig Alert!

Huge Paypig Alert! My good boy PIG has been slipping into more expensive sessions lately. I notice he’s trying to hard to space them out, but he has been craving Me sooo hard. he spent $585

My “niteflirt client” showed up with a new account and spent $150 this time around

Paypig Alert! My good boy spawn is continuing his click and pay ways and he spent $407. I would like to see him get an extreme or legendary mention soon!

My caged yankee sissy can’t stop spending, this time spending Me $212. I think she will be around more often now. Or else.

Paypig Alert! My irish dope is always a good boy, finding cash for Me. He spent $315 and we had a beautiful couple of evenings sessioning!

My good boy button did more click and pay and earned a mention for spending $246. Good boy button, you could have kept going for a red letter mention again!

My quiet gentleman gets a mention with a healthy $246 of being My slave

Paypig Alert! My wimpy little virgin finally got a decent mention, going over and beyond his usual lame performance! He spent $308 one fun evening

My good girl bambi and I had some fun in the hypnocabin and she spent $118

My boyscout and I had some trivia fun one night and he spent $110 on Me!

My good boy grunter and I had some fun, it’s so nice to have him back in My sights where he belongs! He spent $264

My good boy nylon slave squeaked in for a mention by paying his Goddess $114

My good boy Lauren’s footlicker showed his Goddess a lot of love with spending $105 on Niteflirt and $51 on Amazon prezzies!

My good boy “just another ATM” kept coming back and clicking and paying on ever growing in amount pay to views. He spent $201 very quietly. Very nice!

My newbie, “oldie” spent $143 to get a mention. He’s getting really close to the 1K level of spending

I also want to make mention of the sheer numbers of piggies who took advantage of the sale I offered while on vacation, but didn’t spend enough for a mention. A total of 101 of you spend cash this month, and that is excellent!

I study every technique that dangerous people use to keep others under their power. I specialize in turning men and sissies into paypigs and addicting them to both Me and the desire to pay Me.

Mine is a double whammy because I know how to keep your cock hard, and then I train you to have a hard cock, to be aroused while you are being abused by Me.

Here is a definition of Trauma Bonding:

1. The relationship defies logic. Why would anyone want to end up turned on by and addicted to paying someone huge amounts of money?
2. It requires a power imbalance. I am the Mistress here, right? The one in charge, you approach Me in a submissive fashion and are ripe for enslaving.
3. Intermittent Good and Bad treatment. Calling you a good boy, spoiling you with erotic content, encouraging you to be hard and to orgasm being “nice” while abusing you with cash fucking, laughing at your tiny cock, making you say things that addict you more, exposing you to LR Ultra techniques to really capture you.
4. There is a biochemical element. You get an erection, have orgasms and I encourage you to fall deeply in love with Me. This releases all kinds of hormones like dopamine, oxytocin, serotonin, adrenaline, and probably more. These hormones make you feel AMAZING. And you want to experience that feeling again and again, becoming deeply addicted. This creates a barrier to breaking the trauma bond I develop with you

I enjoyed reading about Trauma bonding, because I immediately recognized it as something I do that I knew would bond us together, and now I understand why.

And now I can apply it more consciously and with greater effect upon My victims. Like all My techniques, I suspect that you knowing what’s happening won’t help you break free from it. Right now, I am experimenting with which techniques are more likely to bond you to Me in such an unhealthy situation (for you, not Me)

Announcement:

I am taking some time to go play in July, I will be unavailable on July 19-21 The 19th is a Tuesday, and I’m not usually online, but I also won’t be on Wednesday or Thursday afternoon either. I will *probably* be online Thursday evening the 21st.

I am also taking a vacation from Thursday, July 28th through Tuesday, August 2nd. I will be online again on Wednesday, August 3rd.

Also, I may be taking additional afternoons off to work on content, like audios, videos, new series, and this blog. I have been sooo busy when I log on lately (Just wait until you get to the spending report!) that it’s next to impossible to work on these things in between clients. There hasn’t BEEN any “in between clients!” Talk about a FinDomme Problem! I want you guys to keep having the material that keeps you deeply addicted to Me!

Like this stuff!

These are some recent Pay to views you may have missed. Get them

Now it’s time for the

Fuckover Report

During the month of June, I was pleased that My pigs spent more than $30,000 on Me! This is the kind of spending I was born to receive! The ones that spent more than $100 are listed below.

I had many legendary and extreme alerts this time, 3 legendary and 6 extreme alerts! Very arousing!

#1 Legendary Paypig Alert

My good boy and favorite paypig, Dr x, continues his addiction, and even this standout week, he was a standout, not only going nuts on Niteflirt, but also Amazon! On Niteflirt he spent $6457 and on Amazon he spent $2465 to total $8922. He spends all along, but My blog post on hiding the addiction from the wife got into his head and he and I did a nice blowout session!.

He shows Me again and again why he is My #1 slave, and he has served Me for a very long time. I know eventually, I will take every last penny. His business and retirement will likely support Me for years. Very nice!

Very Legendary Paypig Alert!

Now, this is a story. Like so many others, tPay got very turned on thinking about hiding his spending from his wife. He already had a credit card she didn’t know about, and I maxed it out one evening. So then I had the idea that he should take out a loan to pay off the card! (Plus some extra) Good boy tPay applied for a loan online (I even gave him the link!) and he was approved! Before you know it, he had the money in his bank, the card paid off and in a couple of short hours, I HAD TAKEN THE ENTIRE LOAN! So a few days later, he took out a SECOND LOAN! He spent some of that on Me before deleting his account in terror. But we ALL KNOW tPay will be back to spend the rest of that second loan on Me. What was the total? $6525. Just. YES! This is correct thinking!!

Legendary Paypig Alert!

Completely turned on by My blog about hiding your Financial Domination Addiction was special k, who taught Me a few more!

This is one—-> Here is another for guys who get reimbursed for their travel expense. (Planes hotels meals rental car etc). Put it on Your personal CC (you get the reward points) Have your reimbursement given to you in a check (most probs are anyway) but the. Cash the check and give the money to Lauren immediately or put it in your secret bank account t to give You later. You end up paying off the Cc for. The money that you presumably pay bills with, save, etc. This works well for me

There were others too and special k got so excited he spent $2965. YUMMMMMY

Extreme Paypig Alert! My devoted slave boomer hasn’t been able to stop spending more and more! I love it, but I was even surprised when I did the math on his spending this time. $1593.

Extreme Paypig Alert! I am very pleased to put My good girl marla in for an extreme paypig alert! This sweet sissy is one of My lifetime biggest spenders (getting close to $120K lifetime) Her spending this time around was $1290. Nice!!

Extreme Paypig Alert! Another extreme alert with My oink loser sissy! This sissy is working toward hitting the $20k lifetime spending level, and this time around she got $1255 closer! Well done!

Extreme Paypig Alert! My good boy PIG was another who fell deeply after the last blog entry. This pig is trauma bonded to the max! He just squeaked into an extreme mention, spending $1012

Extreme Paypig Alert! Another extreme mention for steve q fucked. He will never stop coming around to throw cash at Me. This is correct thinking. He spent $1175. Very nice!

Extreme Paypig Alert! Yet another extreme mention this time around was spawn! He just clicked and paid as I took and took. Before you know it, his spending had reached $1029. Soooo erotic.

My raise the rate puppet did another series of calls with Me, spending $235! I call him every vile name I can conjure up, and the loser pervert gets harder and harder and pays more and more. Too funny!

Huge Paypig Alert! My very good boy helpless dennis succumbed again and again to stroking to My perfect breasts. He spent $895!

My nylon slave worshiped regularly again, spending $222

Huge Paypig Alert! Continuing his pattern of ever increasing addiction is j the junkie, who spent $650 to get his red letter mention!

My good boy glue spent another $144. He is approaching the $2k level of spending already, despite being pretty new to My dangers.

Paypig Alert! Unable to stay away, craving bankruptcy was fruity. Before running away yet again in terror he spent $450 Very nice, he’ll be back

Sometimes when guys delete their account, not only do I lose their previous information, I sometimes can’t remember their blog name. That’s what happened to matt, who spent $175 this time, and I hope messages me his blog name so I can fix this 🙂

Huge Paypig Alert! I am very proud of irish dope for getting another huge paypig alert! He works hard to save money for our adorable sessions, and he cannot help his addiction to Me. I’m very proud of him.

My huge tits mesmerize pigbait. This time he spent $230. Nice!

Huge Paypig Alert! Ok, this is a story. My sissy, caged yankee deleted her account. Ok, this is commonplace, the piggies generally return. Except when she did return, she didn’t tell Me it was her, and pretended to be a new client! I’m pretty sure she did this because I have photos and other incriminating information on her. Except when she did My blackmail audio (Again!), she made a mistake and sent Me the same information and I recognized it! Imagine her horror when I figured it out, and send a photo of her dressed up pretty in her sissy outfit, to prove I knew it was her! *laughs* She spent $592 since the last post. Oh, this is the PTV that got her in trouble, it’s very popular

My special pawn stopped by to tell Me how he was leveraging himself to help build My networth, spending $210 on phone call

Huge Paypig Alert!

My good girl bambi and I had a lot of fun floating in pink clouds inside the hypnocabin! She spent $505 with Me having a grand old time!

Paypig Alert! My boyscout stopped by to spoil Me and lose his mind over My feet. He spent $323

My good boi wayne spend $118 wishing he could kiss My ass

Paypig Alert! I was pleasantly surprised to see My hypnoboy “weak4legs” spending $382 since the last alert! Is this your first red letter alert weak? I guess I do have a firm grip on your brainstem!

My assbitch spent $107! Very good!

Paypig Alert! Earning a red letter alert for the first time in a while is My good boy cosmos! He spent $404 and he exceeded the $2k level in lifetime spending. Nice!

It was wonderful to have grunter back under My sights, he surrendered $176 to Me, the good boy that he is.

Huge Paypig Alert! This is a funny story. Candyballs revealed an embarrassing fetish to Me (I’m not even going to tell you what it is) and I completely took advantage of his fetish to leverage $790 out of him. The funny part was that he kept sending money when I was offline and deleting his account, so I couldn’t answer his emails. Then he would just make another the next day. Over the past couple of weeks, he has spent money on at least NINE different accounts. His feeble attempts to run didn’t matter at all! He spent a total of $790 on all these different accounts. SO funny!

My good boy Lauren’s footlicker spent $110 on Niteflirt and $119 on Amazon presents for a total of $229, very nice!

Huge Paypig Alert! My good girl buffy is really trying to NOT go bankrupt, and she did manage to cut back sending Me $$$ a week bit. Still sent Me $571. I’m willing to let her breathe a bit before I lead her into bankruptcy. I think I will let this process last for years! She’s not going anywhere.

My good boy mind-controlled john spent $255. He’s very close to a lifetime spending amount of 10K!

My “nf client” spent $235

My good boy, quiet gentleman spent another $249 on Me. The addiction is real.

Another having trouble staying away is humble john. He spent $159.

My good boy button did some more click and pay for $151, always nice to see.

I am often asked by My slaves how they can best devote themselves to Me. So this blog is about Centering your life around ME!

First an announcement!

I am going on vacation from Saturday, May 7th to Saturday, May 14th. I will be back on Sunday the 15th for My usual schedule. I *might* be around the evening of Friday, May 13th, but no promises. I’m renting a little beach house and just relaxing for the week, I need a getaway!

Back to the topic on hand

Centering your Life around Lauren

Of course, paying Me is always the best answer, but there are many things you can do to ensure that I am the center of your life! What works for one to keep your mind on Me, might not work for others.

Here are some suggestions for things you can try. The goal is to help you think about Me. Choose the ones that work for you.

1. Put your favorite photo of Me as the wallpaper on your phone and/or computer.
2. Dedicate a special file on your computer to All Things Lauren, put all your photos, clips, audios, links to My wishlist, and blog on it so it’s in one central computer shrine for Lauren
3. Begin every day listening to one of My audios or watching a clip. Make a note of any mantras that resonate with you. Those will be important
4. Make an edging ritual. Begin with your favorite photos while you stroke. Then pay. Favorite clip. Pay. Say one of your favorite mantras five times. Pay again. You are only stroking to Me, right?
5. Make sure you are signed up for blog notifications and paymail club
6. Not part of My official Tribe? Work towards earning that
7. Apply for another credit card just for Me. Or get an increase on an existing credit card. Or take out a loan, perhaps to consolidate credit card debt and free them up for Me again. Create more money for Lauren. It’s your role.
8. Come to terms with the knowledge that the best sex is paysex. Paysex is an orgasm while paying Me. Nothing is better than that, and you should desire nothing else.
9. When you purchase pay-to-views and Goody bags, leave breathtakingly erotic 5-star feedback. Remember that this feedback helps attract more pigs into My traps. Do your part.
10. Whenever you touch your cock, say to yourself. “This pigstick belongs to Lauren” or some other little mantra that reminds you that you may only get pleasure when you are pleasing Me
11. Connect little worship mantras with everyday tasks. Before you brush your teeth, say three times “this pig belongs to Mistress Lauren” On the way to work, chant or think three times “i work for Lauren, it’s Her paycheck, not Mine” Just 2-3 daily rituals connected to your daily activities, will help keep you focused on Me.
12. It is valuable to set aside a special day for worshiping and spoiling Me from time to time. Dedicate several hundred or thousands of dollars, buy some celebratory drink, block out a chunk of time for Me and prepare to pay! This kind of centering pays off with mind-blowing orgasms.

You might think of other ways to honor Me, your service to Me. It goes without saying that central tenant of being My paypig is: PAY LAUREN. That’s what makes you aroused and makes you addicted and makes you return to Me again and again!

If you have a great idea for centering your life on Lauren, comment on this post. I do moderate posts, so give Me time to approve it. (esp if you comment when I am on vacation!)

I know you will please Me, won’t you?

I have some new Pay to Views to explore! You guys have been going nuts on them! Well done!

And before I close out, it’s time for the Fuckover Report!

The Fuckover Report!

Ultra Legendary Paypig Alert!

This is a strange one to report. Anonymous spent $5185 dollars in a desperate session. I was asked not to blog about this session, and although it is a really amazing and entertaining story, I will not share it here. I couldn’t totally help Myself, and I actually didn’t promise to NOT blog about it. (The account was deleted and I couldn’t answer the email) But it won’t be possible to identify this slave from this, and so anonymous, this is the best I will do for you.

Legendary Paypig Alert! My good girl buffy is accepting her fate as My bankrupt paysissy. I was really messing with her mind by sending her audios that dissolved all resistance. She didn’t really have a chance. She is getting close to $240K lifetime spending and will soon hit 1/4 million on Me. What a good slave!

Legendary Paypig Alert! Just squeaking in with a Legendary Alert was helpless dennis, who has completely lost control paying My hypnotic body. he spent $2002 making Me sooo happy! Excellent!

Extreme Paypig Alert! My excellent slave Dr x stopped by several times, as I drove him into a tizzy. He loves spoiling Me in $$ and gifts. He spent $971 on Niteflirt and $909 for gifts for a total of $1880. Soooo nice

Extreme Paypig Alert! My very good boy j the junkie fell into a deeper phase of My brainwashing, he’s unable to break away. I like it that way. He spent $1045 since the last blog!

Huge Paypig Alert! Just missing another Extreme Alert is boomer, whose addicted ways continue, this time to the amount of $938. I think he’s doomed.

My nylon slave continues his steady worship, this time for $135

New Slave and Huge Paypig Alert! A guy I’m gonna call glue found out that I am addictive, not believing Me. It’s an old story. He’s not going anywhere-glue is sticking around, and he spent $601 dollars finding out!

Paypig Alert! My oink loser sissy spent $340 on his march to climb his lifetime spending amount! Nice 🙂

My addicted pigbait can’t stay away either. I think I’m going to break him soon. He spent $250

Paypig Alert! My paybitch, special k, was around one evening and lost control! He spent $480, just missing a huge alert! I really enjoyed stripping his cash from him.

My exposure sissy and I had fun and he spent $156 on our exposure games.

Huge Paypig Alert! PIG broke up with his girlfriend not long ago, and he has been a throbbing mess for Me to cashrape lately. Despite his best efforts, I extracted $625 from him. I enjoy taking advantage of losers when they are at their most vulnerable.

My boi wayne spent $128 on Me instead of his wife. He should have spent more!

Paypig Alert! My irish dope saved up for a nice session with his Mistress, spending $335. What a good boy!

Long-time client lowlife is finally getting a blog mention! He spent $268 dollars. Nice! He used to spent a lot years ago before I did a fuckover report. It’s nice to have him back paying Me, as is proper.

New Slave! I get a lot of curious submissives chat with Me, and many many of them end up spending more than they thought possible. This guy, who I am calling “gatto” is one of them. Good boy gatto, spent $290, and came soooo close to a paypig alert! (Need $300 for that). Next time, gatto.

My assbitch stopped by to spent $150. I approve of this.

Paypig Alert! My good girl bambi visited My magical pink cabin in the sky and spent $402. Nice!

My spawn has been a very good boy and spent $230, and spawn, I want to tell you that I know you spent a lot today, but most of it was off the “cut-off” for this blog entry. (I run the numbers in a little computer program). Most of today’s spending will be credited to the next entry.

Paypig Alert! My boyscout showed up for a major spoiling time, this time dropping $425 for My laugh and witty repotoire

My quiet gentleman continued to get mesmerized by My selfies, spending $213. Nice!

Paypig Alert! Stopping by to spend $155 was helpless dave. I love sinking My claws into his wallet

Spending even more money was skepticat. This sissy spent $102. Let’s see how many mentions this one gets in a row! (skepticat, you have to keep track of that)

Paypig Alert! Going wild with click and pay was My very good boy lex. It’s always a pleasure to see him in My mentions. He spent $415. A real gent. Well done!

I always enjoy cash raping this loser when he appears!

Huge Paypig Alert! Stopping by for a peek, tPay ended up in a fuckover! I’m very good at that, I made him spend $602. I love inflicting financial pain on him!

Back spending again was bloom, with delightful click, and pay to the tune of $233. Well done bloom, just in time for spring! That seems fitting 🙂

Paypig Alert! My good click and pay slave, button did it again. Clicked and paid his way to making Me $332 richer. This is correct behavior!

It was sooo nice to see grunter paying Me again, I missed him and I missed taking his cash. He spent $256 since the last blog, keep that up, grunter!

My good boy, Lauren’s footlicker spent $127 on Niteflirt and $24 on Amazon for a total of $151. Nice!

I was VERY happy to hear from My good sissy j, after her move across the country, she was busy settling in. I look forward to lots of fun with her. She spent $111

sissy prim is trying to avoid spending, but I managed to take $126 of her cash, and look forward to taking more

Also, spending on Me was humble john. He really tries to stop. He always fails. He spent $244. I would like to see a red letter alert next time john!

I love reminding Myself of all the pig spending when I do the fuckover report. It makes Me wonder who will be on the next one. Who will be Legendary? Who will be Extreme? Who will disappoint? (Not you I hope)

I look forward to your spending!