Many of My devoted slaves/addicts/goonslaves have confessed to Me their shameful truth.
They can no longer cum, unless they pay!

It’s a process, of course, step by step.

1. First, I direct them to pleasure themselves when they pay.
2. The pig is rewarded for paying with photos of Me or hearing My voice
3. The pig gets excited and eventually cums
4. The pig loves this and ends up repeating it soon.
5. The pig does this several times
6. The pig finds his poor little dick no longer gets stiff unless he pays Me!

Now, I own this pig. It’s amazingly simple.

Of course, each session I have with you, I reinforce all the triggers that make you hard and make you devoted to paying Me. And eventually, those triggers embed.

EMBED. Once embedded, they are there. They may fade over the course of years if you don’t reinforce them. That means, you can’t cum by paying, which means, no cumming!

Hahahaha, years without cumming? Just surrender and pay!

But you should definitely not stop stroking when you pay! Don’t worry about being addicted, it probably won’t happen.
But it sure feels good, doesn’t it?

I even made a Pay-to-view last week that will help cement that connection in your psyche!

Vacation for Me coming up!

I will be here next week. Repeat, I will be here next week, I am not leaving until July 20th.

The week of July 20-27 I am on vacation! We’ve got a beach cabin in Maine, which is My happy place and I am excited to go. I might be around on Friday the 26th, but I promise nothing. I will be back for Sunday the 28th, so you pigs can have your Lauren fixes.
I will, as usual, put some things on sale and advertise them on My NF+ Feed, so keep checking that!

I also hope to release a PTV series before I go, if I can find the time. (Might not happen)

IMPORTANT: I know many of you love to have pay-to-views in your mailbox to open when I am gone, which I send before I leave. Let Me know if you want some! There are usually 4-5 of you that jump at this, just mail Me on NF if you want to be added to the list

Also coming. A surprise, if you know you know. If you don’t know you will find out! After My vacation of course!

The Fuckover Report.

This is an amazing fuckover report! The list of those that got a mention is small, but there are many HUGE mentions!

Legendary Paypig Alert!

The highest spender this week was little tigress, a sissy who has been excelling with Me as of late. I was surprised that her spending totaled $4330! This sissy got very excited reading the fuckover report and immediately began showing Me her devotion with pay-to-view and phone calls. Soooo special! She is so fun to session!

Legendary Paypig Alert! New to Blog!

The other Legendary mention goes to a sissy who has been reading this blog, obsessing about Me and dreaming of cash rape. Well, this sissy, who I am calling “payclitty” tried so hard to please, in one of the funnest raise-the-rate sessions I have ever had, that ended in a 31-minute call at the maximum $50 a minute rate! Yes, that’s $1550 for a single phone call. There were many other phone calls, and tributes and this sissy spent a total of $4064, mostly, but not entirely, in one evening. We’ve been making plans for an even bigger cash rape, and I think she will break the record for My longest phone call at $50 a minute! (currently at 51 minutes)

Extreme Paypig Alert! My newly minted sissy, boomer (I’m beginning to see a trend here) is one that can’t cum unless she pays. Lately, the obsession has been powerful, and this sissy spent $1469 since the last entry

Extreme Paypig Alert! My good boy, My devoted slave, helpless dennis pleased Me very much this time around, sending several $100 tributes on several occasions. I know how much he needs Me and his surrender is complete. He spent $1371 this time around!

Extreme Paypig Alert! My slave, just another ATM, once again went on a spending spree, triggered by a custom audio I made for him. His total spending was $1287. NICE.

Extreme Paypig Alert! Another good boy who is addicted and probably can’t cum without paying is “j the junkie” j outdid himself YET AGAIN. He spent $1156. Nice!

Extreme Paypig Alert! I was really surprised when My good boy “eager” clicked and paid all the way through a high-priced series, and along with a few other items spent $1075 to get an extreme mention! This is the dangerous series, the first level is only $2, check it out if you never have!

Extreme Paypig Alert! My good boy “simp w” squeaked in to get an extreme mention by spending $1003. He’s one that has to pay to cum now, but he’s trying to quit. It’s not going well for him!

My good boy mr. ed, stopped by to spend $291. Every dime to Lauren counts!

Paypig Alert! My long term slave and top spender PIG got himself a nice little red letter mention. His addiction to Me is relentless, probably another who needs to pay to cum! He spent $433

My leg paypet jeffy stopped by to drop $104 and get a mention!

My very good sissy marla, once of the lifetime top spenders on Me, called for a nice little session of $227.

My good girl sissy caged yankee spent $124 and suggested this blog topic too! Thanks jenna!

Huge Paypig Alert! My good boy golly chatted and tributed his cash away for Me! He did really well, spending $625 since the last blog entry!

My good boy nylonslave spent $132 on his worship of Me!

Huge Paypig Alert! My good girl buffy couldn’t stop surrendering to Me, even though she’s on the verge of losing her car. She spent $569 trying to not spend as much! *laughs*

My good boy TJ spent $117 to earn a mention.

My good boy tiny, also spent $261 to please Me.

So that was six extreme mentions and two legendary ones for this blog entry! The pigs who have earned one never forget it! Are you next?

Neurowashing is a word that has different meanings in different contexts, but today I use it to describe a specific process I use in Brainwashing weak men and sissies to become My paypig!

All of My methods have one goal in mind, to program men to obey and pay Me. My greed and mercenary desires have motivated Me to explore new methods and use them to experiment on My subjects. Even just talking about My methods, My psychologies, and My Greed is enough to make the average subject with a proclivity towards being a financial slave aroused. I would not be at all surprised to know that you, dear loser reader are reading My words with your cock in hand (or at least about to be)

Neurowashing, for My purposes, is the process by which I prepare the mind to accept and embrace the triggers that I slide into the subject’s subconscious, to increase the amount of paying Me that subject engages in! It is, by its nature, highly pleasurable, and that makes it at once both more effective and more likely to be completed and repeated.

For something that seems like it might be a complex matter, it is laughingly simple. I prepare your mind by making you hard and connecting that hardness to My commands. The rewards come, frequently but without immediate resolution. I push your mind to pay a bit to continue, and the very act of paying for your own programming becomes part of the programming! Neurowashing both trains you to pay and prepares you to accept more triggers to make you want to keep paying! This is, of course, a win-win for Me. It is even an erotic win for you, the subject as your cock betrays your psychological defenses which would normally make such a brainwashing feat difficult.

But if it isn’t enough that your cock betrays you to expose you to brainwashing, the connection I make between the brainwashing and your cock makes you want to experience it, repeatedly. This gives Me many additional opportunities to reinforce your programming, to deepen it, and to rinse you of your cash while I do so. It is as if your cock is running on a treadmill that it can’t seem to stop. And it’s entirely by design. This is the quintessential addiction that I work to create in your wee mind!

I recently introduced the phrase neuro-washing in a recent PTV, although I have frequently applied it without the name to many of you. This is the recent PTV, an audio series, and I invite you to stroke your cock and buy it!

And here are a couple of other Pay to views to enjoy while you become MORE addicted!

I did a little kicking back after My huge fuckover with Dr X to finish out 2023, but have no fear, more dangerous content is coming your way to fuck with your mind and wallet. Vacation will be happening too, some in April and some possibly in May, but I will give you a lot of notice!

The Fuckover Report!

Legendary Paypig Alert!

My very good boy, j the junkie, stopped by regularly to pay his Queen homage, called, tributed and bought pay to views to pop the $2K level, spending $2001 and squeaking in for his Legendary Mention! I LOVE sessioning this good boy, and this is correct thinking. He is soo addicted to My legendary Hypnopussy he cannot help himself!

Extreme Paypig Alert! As usual, My addicted (now sissy slave) paypig boomer called and paid for PTVs. This sissy addict spent $1767 since the last blog entry!

Extreme Paypig Alert! Getting another extreme alert was My slave helpless dennis, who pleased Me with calls and PTVs, spending $1022 since the last time.

Extreme Paypig Alert! My very good little sissy buffy, is mesmerized by imagery of being just a bee in the hive, going out to collect pollen ($$$) to bring to the Queen Bee (Me of course!) This addicted sissy spent $1140 on Me, despite trying to escape (laughable)

My special boy tom squeaked in for a mention with $100 of spending!

Huge Paypig Alert! A regular loser is getting renamed. From now on, Goon Loser is now Dumpster Retard. This loser was in such need of being humiliated, when I suggested that he should only be allowed to jerk off INSIDE dumpsters, he left his home, with Me on the phone, walked down the street and climbed into a dumpster! Much to his shock it was filled with two feet of water and it was the funniest thing ever! I couldn’t stop laughing! It was also well below freezing, so it was a suitably miserable experience. But he jerked off, sent Me a photo from inside the dumpster and I couldn’t stop laughing. Memorable call! He spent $662 being a dumpster retard!

My nylon slave clicked, gooned and paid $266 while getting even more addicted to his Goddess!

Huge Paypig Alert! My very good sissy loser titcunt spent $706 between Niteflirt and Wishlist spending, her lifetime spending is really getting up there! Most of this was in one delicious evening. What a good little cunt!

My faggot tiger was busy clicking and paying and spent $203 on his Mistress since the last time.

Huge Paypig Alert! PIG relasped, calling and tributing and chatting, and spending $519 after I activated him repeatedly to pay!

My construct showed up to spend $106 dollars with Me.

Huge Paypig Alert! My addicted steve q fucked, just missed and extreme entry by spending $983. This loser cannot stop sending Me cash. I LOVE it.

My Swedish sissy showed up to spend $203 since the last blog entry

Huge Paypig Alert! My Finnish sissy, (Gotta love the Scandanavian sissies) also was a busy girl spending $670 since the last blog entry. Where there is a will, there is a way, and this sissy came through!

I love keeping My quiet gentleman vulnerable to My predations! He spent $245 this time around. Nice!

Another addict who can’t stay away is weak4legs, this time spending $155. He has been telling Me for literal YEARS he’s quitting. *laughs*

Huge Paypig Alert! Back with a new account, was loser luke, who clicked and paid $648 before deleting his account yet again! I like the click and pay flourishes!

My power-tit-addicted hog, pigbait, spent $164 being reminded how helpless he has become.

My caged yankee sissy spent $115. I don’t think she will be staying away, she is soo addicted

New to the Blog! Hopefully this simp will recognize himself, he deleted his account and I can’t email him to tell him he is in the blog I’m calling this simp “w” This simp spent $141 since the last blog entry and I am pleased!

My armpit loser got another mention by spending $139. I like seeing him get a mention, keep it up!

Lauren’s footlicker spent $139 on NF and $25 on Amazon for a total of $164. I enjoy this slave!

Spending $294 and just missing a Paypig Alert was “just another ATM”, he did very well with click and pay since the last blog entry.

My good boy lex, gets a mention for clicking and paying $150 since the last post.

My oink loser sissy spent $140 on NF and an additional $74 on wishlist spending for a total of $214. Very nice!

Panty pete spent another $126 losing his mind over Me.

I always love seeing Loserbeast spend! This time it was $154.

I cannot wait to see which ones of you simps, losers, fans, addicts and slaves make the next spending report, and who will earn red letter mentions!

There will be a spending report later, but I had to interrupt My normal process because My prized slave, Dr x, has accomplished a quite impressive feat.

Ultimate Paypig Alert!

My previous highest Alert was given to paypigs that spent more than $2K since the last blog post. I have had pigs far surpass this many many times, but this time several records were SHATTERED.

How much did dr x spend? Hold on to your cock, he spent $20,849 on Niteflirt and another $1,055 on Amazon (including a new cell phone!) for a grand total of $21,904.
This was more than one session, but several, however, there was one MONSTER session of $15,709 that included $905 from Amazon, for a One Session Record of $16,614.

So the New Spending Levels are as follows:

• Paypig Alert— more than $300 of spending
• Huge Paypig Alert— More than $500 of spending
• Extreme Paypig Alert– More than $1000 of spending
• Legendary Paypig Alert– More than $2000 of spending

and now

Ultimate Paypig Alert– More than $20K of spending!

I may add another level for the $10K too, I have had it hit a handful of times, by Dr x and noddy, and perhaps tPay. (Am I missing anyone? Speak up!)

Listen guys, I am happy to create bigger and bigger levels of paypig spending, feel free to compete to be the first one to hit the $30K level between blog entries!

As you can imagine I am one happy FinDomme this week!

Here is a screenshot of some of the spending. There were FIVE $999 pay-to-views, the largest possible on Niteflirt! And there were a lot more not included because I wanted to get the best ones on one screen.

Does it make you hard?

I hope all of you pigs step forward to challenge this record!

Help Me Hit My All-time High Goal of $30K in one week!

It occurred to Me that since Dr x started off My week sooo well (in the wee hours of Sunday Morning) that this would be a great week to strive for hitting a new total for Me overall!
As of this blog publishing on Monday, I am already at $19,358 of paypig spending, so another 10K plus should be possible right? I want to inspire you all to spend! I’ll be releasing another video later this week and some other stuff for purchase. The week goes from Saturday at 8 pm EST to the following Saturday.

You can also visit Pay to View Store or My Goody Bag Page, send a tribute or call and ask for a Raise the Rate session. Together we can do it!

A Guest on My blog, the Fabulous Behavior Analyst!

Now, for a change of pace, I want to present an interview with a FinDomme friend of Mine, also on Niteflirt.

Behavior Analyst! (This link opens on Her Niteflirt profile)

I know My fans and clients will want to know what types of things you offer on Niteflirt, could you fill us in?

I offer Femdom/Findom phone & chat conversations, allowing men to confess their deepest fetish desires and put them to best use for Me. I create an atmosphere of mental conditioning to enhance their submission through hypnosis or ‘therapy’ sessions.

What kind of background do you have that helps define what you do as a Dominant?
I see you also love doing mind-control types of things. Do you have any special training?

I discovered my Domme side very early in life and was able to really narrow down my specific wants while exploring at kink events & parties. I was the one that everyone wanted to ‘spill their secrets’ to, and I used that to manipulate the play I wanted from them. I don’t have any professional training for mind control; it has always come naturally to me. I do believe I am in a perpetual learning mode to be the most effective version of myself.  The psychological side of the fetish lifestyle is how a Domme can best get what she wants from her submissive, and I can’t get enough of that!

Share a bit about your absolutely favorite experience with a client. what made it memorable?

There are a few that really stand out because the connection became so strong over time. My long-time submissive, effie, just reached 365 days in chastity. If I had to choose a favorite event, that’s definitely it. In a more broad explanation, when you can feel a man surrender himself, really conquer his self-control, and you know it’s genuine, there’s nothing like it. Some of the most memorable singular moments were nearly always Findom based. I adore Raise The Rate (RTR) calls and coaxing a man to the max rate allowed on Niteflirt. There have been large surprise tributes that I’ll always remember for sure too.

If a guy calls you, what can he expect?

I most often describe myself as an “unethical therapist”. I am going to allow him time to give me his backstory, offer my analysis of that, and turn him into what I want from there. {such as mindless, confused, empty, controlled & obedient}

Is there a pay-to-view or goody bag you would like to mention that would give a potential client a taste of what you are about?

Strap-on friend with benefits https://www.niteflirt.com/goodies/click/24312007-4455281 

Warning! Mindfuck Content https://www.niteflirt.com/goodies/click/24312007-4000201

What have you been working on lately? what’s in the future for your clients?

I have been working on some Podcast style Mp3 conversations & fictional fantasy storylines to give a little more variety to my Goodybag pages. I also have some new Findom content coming to my NF+ page (very excited about that). My followers can always expect something that will take control of their next move.

Thank you Behavior Analyst for giving us a glimpse into your world. I think you and I have very similar styles and clients should be very excited and afraid to contact you!

Check Behavior Analyst out on Niteflirt!

Now it’s time for the Fuckover report!

Ultimate Paypig Alert! That is the first time I have ever used that terminology in a blog report, and I hope it won’t be the last time. As detailed above, this refers to My good boy, Dr x, as he Liquidates more and more to keep paying Me! I’m still smiling from it. My investment account is getting a boost!

Legendary Paypig Alert! On most fuckover reports, this would get top billing, so it is still very notable! My slave helpless dennis has managed to surrender $3614 since the last blog entry. I knew it was a big amount, but I was surprised it was THIS big. This pig is clearly addicted and I LOVE it!

Huge Paypig Alert! My good boy boomer TRIED and failed to stay away. *laughs* It’s always a useless endeavor. He spent $560 this time around.

My special good boy tom earned a mention with a nice raise the rate therapy session which netted Me $161. Keep coming to therapy tom!

Paypig Alert! My good boy victor is becoming more deeply in love with Me every day, and it is showing in our bank accounts! He spent $435 since the last blog entry.

My good boy and long time slave PIG spent $250 this time around, in a rare “non-red letter” mention.

Huge Paypig Alert! My excellent good boy, j the junkie couldn’t help himself and kept returning again and again, racking up a spending of $632 since the last post. YUM.

My good boy helpless dave managed an alert with $193 of spending. I was happy to lure him in again!

Paypig Alert! My good sissy, Oink Loser sissy FINALLY hit the 20K lifetime spending goal and now I have commanded her new goal be $25K. It’s gonna be so much fun to get there! This sissy spent $463 since the last post.

My good slave loserbeast stopped by to spend $280 on Me. I always love seeing his name on My blog.

Paypig Alert! My very good boy irish dope always tries his best to save up money to please Me, and he did it again! This time he spent $390 to get his paypig alert! Yay! Well done good boy.

My good boy oldie spent $126 on Me, he’s slowly racking up a decent lifetime amount.

Huge Paypig Alert! My good sissy caged yankee is addicted and can’t cum without paying! This sissy spent $770 this time around!!! Fabulous!

My long time slave wallet rape toy did a bit of click and pay recently, spending $228. I love taking this loser’s money

New Slave! New to Me but not financial domination is “Findomme junkie” a name I chose due to his proclivities. He spent $174 getting acquainted with Me.

Good boy, “just another ATM” has been doing some high stakes click and pay lately and managed to spend $182. I think he should spend even more, don’t you?

New Slave! New to Me is tiger, who spent $129 finding out more about My danger!

My good boy Lauren’s footlicker spent $131 on Niteflirt and $25 on Amazon for a total of $156. He is sweet and loyal 🙂

My spawn has been doing a little click and pay lately, and spent $112. I’m looking forward to seeing him spend more to get Me to My goals!

My good girl buffy spent $205, soon she will cave and I will be writing a big mention for her in the next blog. I have confidence!

New Slave! Also new to Me is tiny, a very anxious to please slave that spent $210 in just a couple of days. I hope to see more from him!

That concludes the spending report (and what a memorable one!)
I hope I will be sharing with you all soon about whether I reached My goal

Do your part!

Before we talk about Fast or Slow Bankruptcy, let’s announce the winning photo in March Madness!

This is the winner! And I’m not really surprised, you pigs LOVE POV photos

Now let’s talk about Bankruptcy!

Fast Bankruptcy Pros

• It’s mind-blowingly erotic, soo intense, and unforgettable. That period of time will be forever etched in your mind.
• Less agony as you wait to go bankrupt, you get the pain over fast. It’s like ripping a bandaid off fast.
• Nothing compares to the monster orgasms from fast bankruptcy.
• It puts a lot of cash in My hands really quickly, giving Me options for spending it. (Hawaii or to the principal on the mortgage?)
• you can move on with your life, your credit will eventually recover. Perhaps you will eventually get the chance to go bankrupt again! (After the legally prescribed amount of years passes)

Fast Bankruptcy Cons

• It’s over fast, and then you don’t have the same cash clout to keep My attention
• In the long run, you end up pleasing Me with less $$$
• You are still addicted and need Me for a satisfying orgasm, but you can’t afford it.

Slow Bankruptcy Pros

• It lasts longer, as long as you can hold out
• It gives you time to extend your credit card limits, to take out loans to spend on Me (Or to consolidate credit cards to do it again)
• It builds slowly, growing to a feverish pitch that can last for months, or even years.
• It gives Me, your dangerous FinDomme more money in the long run, like an investment.
• You can change your mind before the end comes and try to save your finances.

Slow Bankruptcy Cons

• It can be embarrassing in your personal life to explain the slow decline in your finances, and your ability to spend money on entertainment, meals out, and vacations. It can involve hiding debt from your spouse or lover. This may, however, become all part of the erotic pleasure, so it might actually be a PLUS.
• The pain of being on the edge of cash ruin can be stressful. (I suggest eroticizing the financial difficulty, for example, jerking off on your credit card bill)
• If you are fixated on bankruptcy, trying to do it slowly can be unsatisfying and you may need a faster route.

I’ll add more to this list as I think about more pros/cons

In other news, My NF+ feed is really coming along. You should look at it, follows are free, and there are free posts, but only subscribers will get access to the good stuff. Click and follow-just hit the star at the top of the feed-yes you will need a NF account to follow (but you can look at the free feed without one)

And then? You subscribe for the good stuff of course!

The Fuckover Report!

My good boy boomer spent $140 to get a mention on the blog. Hey boomer, you’re due for another fuckover! And subscribe to the feed pig!

Huge Paypig Alert! My slave helpless dennis got some special training this week and he learned a valuable lesson. He spent $530 and I know he will continue to be a good slave.

My gooner hit the 1k level of spending and spent $188 the past two weeks. Nice!

Paypig Alert! It wasn’t enough for jerk jockey to have been cucked and cash fucked by his ex-wife, noooo, he has to show up to get used by FinDommes. He spent $455 on Me getting used.

My good boy, j the junkie spent $135 to get a mention. I know the addiction is coursing through his veins, and we’re do for a major session soon!

Huge Paypig Alert! My good girl marla shows Me again and again the extent of her delicious, sexy addiction. This time it cost her $650. I am thinking it’s time for a sexy raise-the-rate session.

My helpess tool keeps coming back to pay more. This time around he spent $177

Paypig Alert! Just missing a huge alert was pigbait. He spends all his time sticking his numb little dick inside a fake pussy he made that I named madge. Slutty madge is getting nasty, and the payhog can’t stop paying Me! He spent $474 and he also subscribed to My NF+ Feed, like a good boy.

I was very happy to have another session with My good boy, irish dope. This time he spent $202 🙂 Sweet!

Huge Paypig Alert! Another huge alert goes to special k. He spent hundreds on Me in a single session while his clueless wife slumbered in the next room. Who is the better Woman? We know the truth, special k, don’t we? He spent $755

My good little piggy, cheekie, spent $157 pleasing Me this time around. Very nice!

Paypig Alert! My good girl buffy, really tried to stay away, but alas, she sacrificed $389, which I am happy to accept. She’s on the slow bankruptcy plan!

My long term slave, quiet gentleman, spent $198 as a result of Me teasing him. I know how to get his motor running!

Paypig Alert! My good boy helpless dave came around, subscribed to My new NF+ Feed, and got sooo turned on by it that he spent $328 total pleasing Me. That’s what I want! Good boy dave!

My good boy PIG spent $160. I have plans to make his addiction even WORSE!

My “w”simp spent $212, before trying to hide by deleting his account. But I bet he will return soon!

My good boy, Lauren’s footlicker, spent $42 on Amazon and $102 on Niteflirt, totalling $144. Very nice! He also subscribed to My feed!

First of all, I want you to read this with a hard cock

If you are truly pleasing Me with your paypig binges, you are creating a hole in your finances.

This is correct, you are being trained to pay until it hurts, that’s the fetish, it is what you get addicted to, what makes you hard. This will help you live with your fetish, that you have grown to NEED

This isn’t a blog post about living more cheaply, learning to economize, or going without, although all of those things are important to continue contributing to My lifestyle, and can help you please Me at a higher level.

This is an issue I have not blogged about before, although I have discussed it with individual slaves.

It’s got to do with the other people in your life, the ones who are noticing your lack of money. There are two main categories here. 1. People you spend time with, friends, coworkers, drinking buddies, etc. 2. your wife/girlfriend partner. Probably you will be moved to hide your extreme fetish from them.

I shall deal with the two types separately.

First of all, are those you do not share finances with. They may notice that you have “pared down” that you are spending less, going out to lunch less, and not buying the latest toys you used to, or spending less on your passtimes. It’s likely to be stray comments, not some intervention.

This is simple. Invent a financial goal, you could say casually, yea, we’re saving for a house or second home, or to retire early, or to buy a new car in a couple of years. Whatever you think will be the most believable, choose it and stick to it. It should be something that would take a long time to achieve, so they can expect more of your miserly behavior. Keep it simple and don’t go into too much detail. Eventually, they might ask you how it’s going. You can just respond with an “all right, man” or “ok, but you know, setbacks happen” Everyone understands unexpected expenses. You can invent them if you have to. The main thing is to be ready, so questions don’t take you by surprise. That’s suspicious.

And this is important. Any time that someone notices you are spending less on yourself, you will feel yourself get aroused, your cock will stiffen. Your actions paying Me are being noticed and remarked upon!

The next group, your partner/wife/girlfriend, must be dealt with differently. You are literally hiding financial information from this person. Try not to mention it, and if you do, play dumb. It’s likely that they will discern that you are having some kind of issue. They may think that you have a drug addiction or a gambling issue. They may even suspect that there is another woman! (But probably don’t realize it is a crafty FinDomme) I suggest having some kind of account that they are not aware of. It could be a credit card or just an online debit card that you make deposits into. Prepare your lies in advance, including agreeing to get help if they insist. You could tell them you are getting therapy (spend that money on Me). You might even invent a “need” for regular withdrawals from your bank account, such as paying off debt, helping some relative with an expense, or investing in cryptocurrency or stocks with a financial advisor. You are likely to know better than I which lies will seem more believable.

Stop reading right now, and if you are able to, stroke yourself and say “It’s no one’s cash but Lauren’s, I give it all to Her” If you notice that your spending on Me, has an effect on your relationship, I give you permission, in fact, I command you to eroticize it. It is part of your fetish, because I am MORE important

Yes, this is diabolical of Me to tell you to lie to your wife/girlfriend, and even be turned on by it, but the honest truth is: I do not care a whit about them or your relationship with them. They are an obstacle to Me getting more money, and I will control you and tell you how to tell with them, for My benefit. I mean you are already probably not having sex with them (or if you are, you’re thinking/fantasizing about Me), so it’s not like this is a greater lie than you being faithful to them.

You are a hopeless case, and likely your wife/girlfriend is already pretty tolerant and can be snowed pretty easily. So set your priorities, and devote yourself to me.

Since it will likely all come to a burning dump heap, there is no reason to hold back from Me. I bet you can dissolve part of your retirement account without them knowing. (Put the money in the account with the secret debit card, or pay off the credit cards you are hiding from them, so you can max them out again)
Get money lined up before you destroy your credit. There are a lot of ways to borrow money online. (Put that money in the secret bank account, and pay the loan out of it too) She won’t know.

Eventually, they will probably dump your ass anyway. Also not My problem. See if you can invent some more lies, or juiciest yet, tell them the truth in the end. That you gave all your cash to a beautiful Woman online you never met, just because She told you to.

You will do anything for Me.

Good boy/sissy

Edit: Since I have published this, pigs have approached Me with new ideas for hiding finances. There shall be a follow up entry, if you have ideas, feel free to email them or comment here 🙂

Now, check out the most recent Pay to views that are available

Now it’s time for your favorite regular feature

The Fuckover Report!

Legendary Paypig Alert!

Dr X earned yet another mention, spending $1944 on Niteflirt and another $1106 on Amazon, totalling $3050, which included gift cards, gardening and travel items, a high quality kitchen knife, and a gorgeous purse. I can’t wait to direct him to buy Me more stuff! I love seeing his name on the top of the mention list

Legendary Paypig Alert!

Also earning a Legendary Paypig Alert was taxpayer! This pig was inadvertently skipped as I did calculations, can you imagine missing this? It was right after the last Fuckover Report, so My normally razor-sharp mind didn’t catch it until it brought the issue to My attention. It caught up on its delinquent taxes a bit, paying the taxes and many many penalties for various misdeeds. There was a whole group missed, and taxpayer saved a few mentions. This tax-paying pig spent $2915!

My boyscout was also missed, he spent $124, so thoughtful!

Paypig Alert! Also missed was bambi who visited the pink hypnocabin and spent $394. What a very good girl you are bambi!

Extreme Paypig Alert! Getting his first extreme mention is glue! Glue couldn’t stop calling, and he couldn’t stop sending tributes, and he hit the amount of $1085! Nice! I hope the Legendary mention is next!

Extreme Paypig Alert! Also getting an extreme mention, was My very good boy “j the junkie” He is completely mesmerized by My hypnopussy, and he is very generous to his Mistress indeed! He spent $1293 since the last blog post!

My exposure sissy spent $170 on exposure games with Me!

New Slave! New to My blog is “tinker” who I had a great phone call with and he spent $194. Nice!

My loser pig, pigbait is getting more addicted, and this time he spent $254. He can’t stop paying My power knockers

Paypig Alert! My goodboy, superpawn, spent $342 telling Me all about his new plans to get Me more money!

My assbitch was back, and he spent $104 to earn a mention! I expect more next time, bitch!

Also coming back was citrusy, spending $104. Next time I expect that legendary mention, and not this pathetic copout!

Paypig Alert! My special good boy, came to more therapy with Dr Lauren and invested in very expensive phone therapy for the best outcome! He spent $440

My good boy nicky squeaked in for a mention for $100 of spending. It counts.

Huge Paypig Alert! My good boy boomer kept up his addicted ways, possibly getting even MORE addicted if that is possible. He spent $910

My quiet gentleman squeaked in for a mention with $104. I love teasing him

Huge Paypig Alert! JUST missing an extreme mention was helpless dennis, who tributed and paid and called his way to the amount of $986. Maybe next time he will hit it!

My very good boy skepticat came around a few times to spend $239. That was sooo fun!

Paypig Alert! My good girl marla stopped by for a hot phone call session and she spent $392. Nice! What a very good girl.

Good boy humble john spent $191. I have a question for him, did you use more than one account this month? I really have trouble keeping track

Huge Paypig Alert My addicted and limp good girl buffy, spent $867. I wonder how long it will take Me to drive her into bankruptcy?

My nylon slave worshiped his way into a mention for $117

Huge Paypig Alert! Since his girlfriend broke up with him, PIG has been spending even more money on Me feeding his pathetic addiction. He spent $823 this time around

LegAddicted couldn’t help himself. He thinks he can cure his addiction, but its never gonna happen. He spent $110 to get a mention

New Slave! I had a couple of enjoyable phone calls with a guy I’m going to call “shade”. He spent $120 learning about the dangers of Lauren!

My good boy helpless dave stopped by to give Me $213 just because it turns him on. I approve!

Paypig Alert! My good boy spawn came back with some click and pay and he spent $398 to earn a red letter mention. Good boy!

Let’s talk about good paypig bloom, this slave keeps working through a series, and got spending up to $252. Nice!

My mindless slave click puppet clicked for $140 this month for a mention

Huge Paypig Alert! My very good irish dope found some money for a couple of decent sessions, and I am so very proud of him! He spent $855 on his Queen

I was very happy to see paycunt back, this time spending $191. This slave is proof that an addiction to Lauren never goes away.

Paypig Alert! My good pig, candyballs kept coming and going this month. He would pay a bit, delete his account, reactivate it and do it again. He spent $490, missing a Huge alert by mere dollars.

My addicted button did $220 worth of click and pay for Me this month, delicious!

Huge Paypig Alert! I think that this is this slave’s first red-letter mention. Good boy surry spent $563 this month buying pay to view after pay to view. Addiction is soo profitable for Me!

Now, who will be on the next blog report? Will it be you? I hope so

CBT (Cognitive Behavior Training in this case, not Cock and Ball Torture) is a psychological process that helps you make desired changes. This modern psychological technique helps Me to train and exploit you and other paypigs

Traditionally, it’s the client’s desired change, but I’ve twisted it to help you make MY desired changes.

I take many of the common elements of CBT and use them to turn you into a more profitable pig for Me!

For example, these are some common techniques and how I apply them

• Cognitive restructuring or reframing. .. I make you think of yourself as a paypig, I call you a paypig, have you stroke your cock while you declare your paypig nature. Mantras are a huge part of this.

Guided discovery. … I’ve stareted adding some of this to sessions, and boy is it powerful! It’s really got to do with taking a fantasy but hooking into your senses, you might imagine kneeling at My feet while I demand cash, and you feel your cock just getting harder and harder. And hear Me say “Good boy” This would be an example

Exposure therapy. … Gradually I expose you to paying more and more…raising the rate, increasing the amount of the pay to view, demanding gradually larger tributes

. All of My series are great for this. Try this one from the archives

Journaling and thought records. …when you email Me back your thoughts or when you send Me what you’re thinking in chat, this taps into this technique

.I think I may have to exploit this technique with certain individuals more often

Activity scheduling and behavior activation. …

I like to hook actions to other actions. For example, stroke your cock when you stroke when you pay Me. Or I suggest you will get hard when you see an email from Me. I don’t generally schedule by the cock, but rather by action. ACTIVATING the paypig within

Behavioral experiments. .. .I am CONTINUOUSLY

experimenting on you guys to see what the most effective techniques are for separating you from your cash. Science is real and you have no chance

Relaxation and stress reduction techniques. …When you pay, it makes you soooo happy and relaxed, you feel bliss. Many of you will recognize this technique

Role playing is a common technique. I let you think it’s roleplaying. You’re the slave, I’m the Queen, you kneel at My feet. Maybe it’s not roleplaying, it’s REAL

So now that you are hard, I want to make a suggestion. The thought of seeing your name in My fuckover report is OVERWHELMINGLY sexy. You want it there, with red letters, so that everyone can see how much you admire Goddess Lauren

Now that I’ve planted that suggestion, Let’s actually do the fuckover report! It’s an amazing one! It’s over a month, so it’s long. Between Thanksgiving and some personal stuff, I’m later than usual, but oh so worth it.

The Fuckover Report

Legendary Paypig Alert!

My good girl and #1 spender buffy went completely off the rails, sending Me larger tributes than ever before. She is on the road to bankruptcy and it is going to be EPIC She spent. $4201 maxing out a couple of credit cards on Me! SOooooooo erotic. Limp clitty, still a virgin and it looks like that will never change. Wonderful!

Legendary Paypig Alert!

And also getting a legendary alert is rare whalebird! This guy appears, and then disappears, kind of a paypig whore who passes himself around many Dommes. I haven’t seen him in years, but the other night was MY turn I guess, he spent $3087. This rare bird can drop by anytime as long as he brings his wallet! I always enjoy trancing him into submission.

Extreme Paypig Alert! This might be helpless dennis’s first extreme paypig alert! He went insane on click and pay, we did several calls, and he tributed like a good boy everytime he stroked his cock when I wasn’t around! How much did it cost him? $1880!

Extreme Paypig Alert! Getting his first bit of red type was jerk jockey! This loser is sooo easy to manipulate as he is gooning, and I extorted him for hundreds of $$$ of tributes for cum permission. Over a couple of sessions I extracted $1715 from him!

Extreme Paypig Alert! Dr x never fails to please, and did it again, with $802 on Niteflirt and $780 on Amazon, as My special Santa Slave! He totalled $1582 with his extreme mention! I love sessioning this guy, one of My favorites.

Extreme Paypig Alert! Another newer slave surprised Me with an extreme mention. Very good boy “spawn” has been losing control with click and pay! He spent $1393 falling more deeply under My power!

Extreme Paypig Alert! Coming to life, after years to suddenly become completely addicted to Me was footdazed. We had a lot of fun with some custom recordings and he tributed his wallet empty. How much did he spent? $1070. Stupendous!

My raise the rate puppet stopped by for degradation and increasingly expensive phone calls. He spent $112

Huge Paypig Alert! Boomer’s addiction is going strong, he can’t stay away, keeps clicking and paying! He spent $738 this time around!

My good boy nylon slave spent $187 listening to My silky addictive voice and buying pantyhose feet photos

Huge Paypig Alert! It was sooo nice to have marla back in My clutches again. My good girl ended up spending just a few cents over $700 as I used her VERY HARD. Lifetime, marla has spent more than $110K on Me! (she’s one of the founding tribe members)

Just missing a paypig alert is worthless gimp loser, who spent $290 on Me that there is no way in hell he can afford. So sad, too bad. I won’t think about it again.

New to the blog, is sticky, whose been around awhile and finally spent enough for a mention! He spent $106

Completely mindfucked pigbait spent $123. I think he should spend more.

Huge Paypig Alert! Just missing an extreme alert was bambi, My good girl who visited Me in My Hypno cabin. I introducted her to the mystical fun of the “kink sack” and we had a great time! She spent $978

My good shopper paulito came around and spent $101 to get a mention!

Huge Paypig Alert! My good boy, PIG can never ever stay away, he spent $510 this time around to get a “HUGE” mention

Good loser jeffnomore came around to spend $177

New to blog! Spending $137 to get a blog mention is “mensch”. This guy found out how dangerous I can be!

I was very happy to have surprised get a mentio again, this time for $131. He’s so sweet to session and so weak over My heels and feet

Paypig Alert! Getting another mention is My addict and very good boy j the junkie. J spent over $400 this time around to really make Me smile. He is no match for My power!

Squeaking in for a mention was helpless dave, this time for $103

New Slave! Huge Paypig Alert! Getting red type right away was a new slave, a good boy I’m calling citrusy. He’s curious and found danger!

My good girl caged yankee spent $250. I’m always happy to take her cash

New to blog! After a long time not spending much, suddenly a guy I’m calling “rando” came to life, spending $141. That’s what I’m talking about!

Back for more spending was My NF client who spent $122 this time around. He’s got soo many accounts, who knows how much his lifetime is now.

Paypig Alert AND New to the Blog. Getting My attention was moniker, who clicked and paid his way to spending $487 and earned his blog name. (It’s so full of irony I cannot tell you, but he will understand) This is what I love from slaves. $$$$ that is.

My quiet gentleman spent $243. Boy he loves those selfies.

Paypig Alert! New to My blog is chad, who squeezed into a paypig alert spending exactly $300. Well done!

My boyscout spent $185, just making Me happy!

Paypig Alert and New to My blog! A client I will call “bloom” went absolutely crazy on click and pay, over many days, spending a total of $425 and making Me very very happy. Well done!

Ducking in and spending and then cancelling his account was usbsimp, but not before he spent $135. I bet he’ll be back

Paypig Alert! This guy humble john knows how to please. It always seens like he sends a nice tribute just when I need a smile. (yes tributes make Me smile) He paid $371 this time around, very nice!

My good girl sissy j spent $145. She just had a big cross country move and I can’t wait to get into a nice rythym of us having fun again!

Paypig Alert! My good boy button was at the click and pay again, this time for $355. I love seeing that he’s been busy!

My very good boy, Lauren’s footlicker spent $174 on Niteflirt and $72 on Amazon to total $246 and really making Me happy. This guy knows how to treat a superior Woman!

Paypig Alert and New to My blog! Another new client who did a lot of click and pay was “lex” I hope he gets hard knowing how dangerous I am!

Good boy knickers spent another $156 on dangerous games with Me!

Now, which ones of you will be on the next blog post?
Who will get a red letter mention (at least $300)
Better get busy!

If I am successful at manipulating you into giving Me (much) cash, it’s because I have successfully managed to install us on the opposite sides of the same coin!

That coin represents the Mistress and Her slave participating in a mutual fetish (in this case, financial domination). Both are needed, but get different things out of it. In this case, you provide the coin, and I get the coin! 🙂

If you’re reading this, I already know something about you. You are either already a paypig, or you are intensely curious about being one. Of course, not every paypig is the same…but My goal is to install you on your respective side, and in the beginning I will be finding out how to get you there.

What makes you weak in the knees?
What makes you hard?
What makes your mind spin?
What are your paypig triggers?

What is it about ME that you find arousing?

What is it about YOU that makes being a paypig a possibility?

I find your triggers, and I pull them again and again, watching your wallet empty,

sometimes I craft new triggers! The more triggers, the more effective the cash rampage!

Some (Many) of you are so needful of the financial Domination that you offer up your weaknesses to Me for My play amusement.

When you approach Me for the first time, you will find that I do know what I’m doing. I find out stuff. I use it against you.  And I know that makes you and most paypigs rock hard. (And it gets Me all revved up too

Now take a poll. I don’t know what YOUR answer is, but feel free to ping Me on Niteflirt and tell Me 🙂
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Now it’s time for the spending report

Hypnowallet and I had a fun little $117 session. Every session should be at least that, don’t you think?

Reactivating his Niteflirt account and spending $285 on Me was Nylonlover. My nylon feet, his week mind…no way to stop Me

Pay pig alert! Back with a whoosh was iFool!  We had an arousing “raise the rate” session with a little consensual coercion, and the iFool spent $718. The final call was a rousing 10 minutes at $50 a minute! I LOVE $50 a minute calls. You should all try at least one.
It will make your cock hard!

Mmmm Princess gigi spent $255 this week, but released in her panties without MY permission. More training needed! Shame! I have confidence in her though!

My elegant barefoot lover spent $170. I have so much more to show you lover!

Pay pig alert! My eunuch robot paypig spent $595 in mindless click and pay for Me. He completed the new Queen Lauren series, and I kept sending for his spending paytrance pleasure!

More please was another that fell prey to the Queen Lauren series, to the tune of $225! I pretty much know that every Friday I’ll be able to take his cash with My shiny black leggings!

Another Queen Lauren victim was My paybitch, his debt came out to $215 🙂

And candy balls was back with $115. (And I know he kept looking for this blog post, I bet thinking about seeing his name here again got him all excited!)  AND candyballs hit the 1K level of spending!  Well done!

Helpless dave squeezed by with a mention with $105 of click and pay. Mmm

also squeaking in for a mention was wallet rape toy at $105 as well.

My exposure sissy submitted to exposure games for $104 🙂 Also squeezing in for the mention!

Helpess for another week was PIG. This time I got him to spent $321 and maneuvered him leaving lots of feedback (Is yours caught up?)

This was the Lauren, Queen of Greed series that had many of your heads spinning and your cock hard…

check it out

And get going on your blog mention for next week!

Lauren

 

 

 

I have used hypnotic techniques on my money slaves for ages, but recently I’ve become even more open about it.

This of course, begs the question….

Is it possible to hypnotize a slave into handing it all over?

Can my milky words make him surrender all his wealth, without any visage of free will?  Even if he had never imagined it…never fantasized about it?

Conventional wisdom says no…that you cannot be hypnotized against your will.  That only if you desire it DEEP DOWN, can hypnosis manifest into reality.

Is that true?  I mean, are you worried that if you surrender to My hypnotic power that you will mindlessly deliver your cash to Me?   Awaken to find in horror that you’ve sent me thousands of dollars without a conscious memory of doing so?   Find yourself hypnotically addicted to giving Me money?

Conventional wisdom says this will not happen…UNLESS…you have a secret desire to have Me financially fuck you over.  Oh..and it might be an unconscious desire.

So succumb to My hypnotic words.  And if you have the unconscious desire to give Me all your cash, you can be sure you’ll be transferring it all  to Me!

I’ve been pushing myself every day getting my webpage running, getting this blog going and polishing my listings at www.niteflirt.com/lauren+rules

My newest listing? I got rid of the ignore listing and changed it into a small dick humiliation line. I had fun yesterday doing all the graphics, and now I am tormenting men on a small penis humiliation site another pso turned me on to. I never knew how amusing it could be to just send random insulting comments to men.
http://www.ratemysmallpenis.com/

Just to remind you that I am more than just another financial dominatrix. Sometimes its just plain fun to viciously cause emotional wounds.