Category — bankruptcy

Even after I posted his story yesterday, the drama for the day wasn’t over.

I finished my evening with a 32 minute $40 a minute call with boy J, dedicated to bankruptcy for Me instead of a mortgage company.

For every fifty dollars he is spending on Me, he is printing out a Fifty Dollar Queen Lauren bill and putting it in his wallet.  His wallet is getting pretty thick.

He began his day today sending Me $1000 in emails and then a nice long $1050 phone conversation.  He called right after he had been on the phone with his mortgage company giving him the foreclosure news that he was being foreclosed on March 15th.  They stuck a “For sale by lender” sign in his front yard this morning.  It made his dick hard and he sent me the 1K in ppv mails then called Me.

I’m sure he’s off to the store to buy more copy paper to print up more Lauren Bucks. No doubt I’ll be hearing from him again tonight.  So far this week he’s handed over more than 4 thousand to me and I plan to take more while the harvest is ripe. Yum.  Just as it should be.

So I’m due to close on my home the same week he is losing his, and plans to give me every penny he can to make My experience easier.  It is harder to ask for more from a slave. (But I’m working on that!)

And so many of the rest of you are filling up my email box all turned on my Bankruptcy J’s story!  The rest of you financial slaves getting turned on by it, can send me a tribute, you hear? 🙂

A few days ago I posted a suggestion that those of you losers close to an inevitable bankruptcy allow Me the honor of finishing off your financial woes.

And Bankruptcy boy J has taken Me up on My kind offer.

He is four months behind on his mortgage and has maxed out most of his credit cards.  He is about to be closed on by a mortgage company I will not name, but will tell you has been IN THE NEWS as a prime example of sub-prime mortgage stupidity and is one of the beneficiaries of the government bailout.Edit

So instead of giving anymore money to that corrupt and useless corporation, instead he is giving the rest of his money until he is broken to Me.  Today I jacked up the phone rate on him, and got money he had earmarked to try to make a mortgage payment, and we will be maxing out his two remaining credit cards over the next few days and then he will have NOTHING.

His money will go to such better use for Me…as I finance my sensible prime fixed rate mortgage in my house buying quest!  I can fill it with beautiful new furniture faster than I hoped.  There is a leather living room set I have my eye on.

So today…I get $1500 instead of the floundering stupid mortgage company in Niteflirt money, and he has promised me a fat Amazon giftcard to buy some new furniture for my house (3 1/2 more weeks!)

I will keep you all tuned for the continueing adventure of Bankruptcy boy J.

If anyone else cares to have Me guide them into bankrupcy, I will begin to keep a running total for a few weeks on how much money has been saved from the government bailout and given to Me instead!!

Are you dancing on the brink of financial disaster?  Too many bills? Your stock holdings have tanked? Not enough income?   You know you’re on a collision course with the bottom and its going to result in you losing it ALL.

So I have a better idea.   Instead of letting it gradually be eaten up by mismanged credit companies and mortgage companies that had executives escape with golden parachutes, and lawyers who do nothing but harass you with pay now letters and the endless pit of the IRS…..instead of that, go out with style.
Allow Me to do the honor of nailing the final nail in the coffin.

I deserve your last few dollars much more than any of those bastards.  I’m still living in style, but I do LOVE being the catalyst for a spectacular crash and burn of your finances.   So go out with a bang and let ME fuck you over.

Not on the verge of bankruptcy?  Want to know what it feels like?

Just call or email and I will show you how a manipulative, exploitative beauty loves to wallet fuck you.