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Almost $40K in one session!

Dr X has outdone himself. In the process of spending like his bank account was on fire, he catapulted into first place in My all-time paypig spending list, bumping buffy (AKA princess gigi) into 2nd place, and leaving her far behind. This was long expected by Me, but I didn’t think it would happen like this!

It was more than double My previous record of pig spending, (both Dr X and noddy had previously spent about $17K)

His total spending for this session was $39,212…. and included TEN $999 Tributes (the maximum size of tribute or ptv allowed on Niteflirt is $999) and FIFTEEN $999 Pay-to-Views. That’s 25 $999 payments, nearly $25K right there!

But his total spending since the last post is a little higher, he spent $39,940! If I had known how close he was to $40K since I figured it out today, I would have demanded $60 more to make it a nice round number!

I included some fun screenshots. Tributes and Pay-to-view payments appear on different screens.

Many records were set here:

  1. Biggest session EVER
  2. Biggest blog mention EVER
  3. Now Dr x is #1 on the all-time spending list.
  4. The biggest amount spent on Me in one month total with all clients- $54,305 for December, the first time I hit the $50K mark in one month.
  5. The largest amount of $999 payments in one session- 25. I think 7 might have been the previous record.
  6. Throwing this in, because it’s fun. Total paypig spending since the last blog post. $56,520, since it covers the first few days of January and a few hours in November. You can see I have been busy!

I admit that I was flabbergasted at the totals as dr x was sending payment after payment. I am accustumed to huge payments by slaves, but this one was a real thrill that I will remember the rest of My life!

In addition, three other slaves hit Extreme paypig mentions, and two others hit legendary status.

What set off so much spending? At least for some paypigs it was this video!

I would say My Methods appear to be working!

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Announcement

I am once again accepting orders for custom audios, slideshows, and captioned photos. I do not offer custom videos, but I will do a custom audio and match it with a video I already have for a price.

Ask Me about any of these in Niteflirt mail or chat and I will give you a quote.

So, besides Dr X’s jaw-dropping amount of $39,940 for a mention, how did the rest of you slaves do?

Legendary Paypig Alert!

Back for more abuse, My lastest video and My creative use of custom captioned photos, ended up making steve q fucked lose his mind, spending $2963. Here’s a fun fact. I had mentioned his spending on My Niteflirt+ feed, and that motivated Dr x to show Me what a really over the top session looked like. I thank you for that steve q!

Legendary Paypig Alert!

My very good slave, j the junkie showed Me how devoted and addicted he is by spending $2288 since the last review. There were many chat sessions with tributes to hit this level! My hypnopussy drives him absolutely wild!

Extreme Paypig Alert! Helpless dennis didn’t need to be triggered by My video to spend freely, My amazing body and his desire to obey did that! He spent $1661

Extreme Paypig Alert! Making many calls since the last review, this sissy that I call The Swede earned an extreme mention as we talked about how to pimp her out at work as a cocksucker, spending $1157.

Extreme Paypig Alert! My good boy boomer achieved $1193 of spending since the last post. He is another badly addicted slave! (Addiction to Lauren is correct thinking)

My special good boy tom, called for his special Dr Lauren therapy in a raise the rate session and spent $172

Paypig Alert! My good boy, just another ATM got a red letter mention with lots of click and pay! He spent $415

My nylon slave continued worshiping Me and gooning to My photos and he spent $241 pleasing Me. Well done slave!

Huge Paypig Alert! Chasing her goal of hitting the $25 lifetime level of spending on Me is oinkloser sissy! This sissy earned a Huge mention, spending $867 since the last post and working toward her worthy goals!

Back for more was slave indy, who earned a mention with $113 spending.

Huge Paypig Alert! I was so pleased to do a nice session with tPay again, taking $782 of his cash one evening. Good times!

My slave footboy called for a nice conversation talking about how My feet make him sooo helpess, this client spent $130

Paypig Alert! My good boy PIG was one triggered by the new video and it brought him to Me to spend $335 and get a red letter alert! Nice!

My good boy spawn clicked and paid into a mention with $235. I’m looking for your end of year bonus, spawn!

Paypig Alert! My addicted sissy, caged yankee, cannot stay away, alternatively begging to please pay more, or to please pay less. I think I shall choose, pay more! She spent $434

My quiet gentleman succumbed yet again to My devious charms, spending $191.

Paypig Alert! Earning an alert is true loser! Mindfucked by My custom audios and My pay-to-views, his spending totaled $379. Well done loser!

My weak for legs slave could not stay away and despite trying his best to resist, ended up spending $271! The leash I have on his mind is just too deeply embedded!

Paypig Alert! My devoted sissy, buffy, has fallen to number 2 on My all time list, but she’s still the #1 sissy. She is trying to fix her finances a bit, but I still managed to tug $621 out of her grasp since the last post!

My good boy, Lauren’s footlicker spent $191 on Niteflirt and $25 on Amazon to total $216. Very nice!

Huge Paypig Alert! My helpless tool earned a red-letter mention! He lost his mind on My custom slideshows for him, and spent $545 on the resulting brainwashing! Well done tool!

Now, who amongst you will go for the glory of a Legendary or an Extreme Paypig Alert for next time?

January 4, 2024   No Comments

I addict you using science!

Why Lauren is habit-forming.

The science of psychology is a FinDomme’s best friend. I am always on the alert for scientific insights and research to apply My methods into addicting you. Many of you can attest to the power of My methods,

I leave no stone unturned in understanding how I program you to be a better pig. I thought I would share some recent research.

I have been studying the formation of habits as of late, I use the knowledge I glean in both My personal and professional lives. One theory of habit formation really resonated with Me, giving Me even MORE insight into the path of paypig addiction.

It is called “The Four Stages of Habit” and is described by habit scientists as a feedback loop.

It goes like this

  1. Cue
  2. Craving
  3. Response
  4. Reward

This loop creates a habit!

Let’s break it down.

What CUES does serving Me provide? Here are some examples that My slaves have told Me about.

  • Seeing My Niteflirt call button on.
  • Seeing My green chat light on
  • Seeing an email from Me.
  • Looking at our past chats or correspondences
  • Viewing My blog or NF+ Feed
  • Seeing/playing a photo/audio/video of Me
  • Seeing your name in the blog Fuckover Report
  • Seeing other paypigs get used hard. Whenever I do a Raise-the-Rate phone call, it is very common for another paypig to comment on it. Sometimes reading about Me using another pig hard provokes a cue.
  • you get a credit card bill and see how much you spent on Me
  • Another event might cue you, the cues are rather personal. Perhaps you see some high heels on a woman, or you have a fight with your wife/girlfriend that frustrates you.

The CUE provokes a CRAVING

  • you feel a desire to call/chat/pay Me
  • your cock stirs
  • you start thinking about Me, My content, time we have spent together.
  • you start to fantasize about serving Me.

The CRAVING provokes a RESPONSE. The hard cock demands attention

  • you call, you send a chat
  • you buy a pay-to-view, you may be triggered to buy many in rapid procession.
  • you view My audio mantras or My NF+ Feed and stroke
  • you start stroking to My blog/videos/photos/voice, etc
  • you add $$ to your Niteflirt account
  • you might plan ways to get money to spend on Me

The RESPONSE leads to a REWARD

  • you have an amazingly hard cock
  • you have a mind-blowing orgasm
  • you may have new content to add to your Lauren collection (photos, videos, audios)
  • you may have new chat or emails to read repeatedly
  • you may have earned praise from Me for your correct thinking and behavior.
  • you likely enjoyed talking and interacting with Me

The Rewards you get reinforce the loop. Your subconscious remembers, so any cues you associate with our time together (Seeing the chat light, or an email), automatically propel your unconscious into the habit loop. So dear pig reader, this isn’t your fault, right? Science did it. Science guided by Lauren!

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Other news

I have been working on transferring all My FinDomme stuff to a brand-new computer. It’s one dr x bought for Me, months ago, but I delayed switching over because it’s so much work. I use a lot of programs for My content, and they all must be installed, along with the usual stuff. And then the content must be organized (groans). It has taken more time than I anticipated! I also have been refreshing all of My photographs (several tens of thousands of them) with a new AI program to brighten them. Almost every one of you who has mentioned it (with one exception, that client will keep getting the old ones) prefers the new “radiant” photos. So much stuff goes on behind the scenes to make sure that I can keep exploiting you slaves for a long time to cum!

I also use a special program written especially for Me to calculate all the transactions into the Fuckover report. Well, it REFUSES to work on the new computer. The programmer is writing an updated version with some hopefully new features, but until it’s ready, I have to hook the old computer back up every time I want to download and calculate PIG spending.

But I’m getting settled into the new computer, and now I anticipate being able to leverage Myself to set all you pigs up for glorious fuckovers!

Upcoming vacation!

I have not had a vacation in a while, and I am taking a 5 day one to go to NYC! It’s only my second visit to the city, despite not really living THAT far from it. I will not be available at that time, but I will be posting the mantra of the day to My NF plus feed, along with photos, so no worries there. I will be gone from Saturday, May 6th to Wed May 10th. I plan to be logged in for calls on the 11th.

There will be no blog entry that week, it will be delayed until the week of the 15th.

Now it’s time for…

The Fuckover Report!

It’s short this time, mostly due to not being available as much for the computer switcheroo.

Huge Paypig Alert! Once again near the top of the spending ladder was helpess dennis. We had lots of fun calls,

Paypig Alert! Just missing a huge alert was My very very good boy, j the junkie. He returned several times, and spent $472.

My good slave, just another atm, spent $116 deeping a need to pay Me. My new feed should help with that.

New Slave! Just squeaking in with a first mention, is a sissy I am calling, ms. slut. This sissy spent $100 finding out how dangerous I am! Well done!

Unable to stay away, a slave to his addiction to Me is pigbait. When he is cued, he shows up to pay, slathering his tiny cock with numbing cream. And I torment him! He spent $113 since the last blog entry.

Paypig Alert! Another slave just missing a huge alert was helpless tool. This dude is getting more and more addicted and he spent $495 plunging deeper into addiction with Me! Yay!

PIG is trying really hard to slow down, but I have him by his throbbing pigstick and he spent $205 since the last time.

New Slave! Another new slave is an italian dude I am calling damien. He spent $275 on a rousing series of raise the rate calls. Mmmm My favorite.

My weak leg addict michael, just couldn’t stay away. I tested the habit loop cycle detailed in this post on him last night, and he will be horrified to learn he spent $283, just missing a paypig alert. Mmmmm

Paypig Alert! My hypnotized construct j had another call that included lots of pay to views while on the phone. He ended up spending $437 in a short period of time. Nice!

My good boy boomer is now responding to My NF+ feed as a cue and although he really tried to stay away, he still managed to spend $158. Nice!

Paypig Alert! My good girl buffy is trying so hard to moderate her spending, I have her on the “slow path to bankruptcy” She spent $309 this time around. I think I will push her more this time.

My nylon slave spent $149 in worship and awe of Me and My hosed feet.

My good boy, Lauren’s footlicker spent $30 on Amazon and $88 on Niteflirt for a total of $118. Sweet!

I had a nice call with My sweet girl marla, she spent $179 this time around.

My oinkloser sissy spent $170. She is getting closer to her goal of $20K lifetime spending!

and it was sooo nice to see My wallet rape toy clicking and paying again. This robot pig spent $243 buying stuff he bought years ago, the compulsion is still there!

Last and maybe least is caged yankee, who clicked and paid all the way to $225, pleasing Me, well done sissy!

Now, earn your mention to be in My next blog!

April 27, 2023   No Comments

Anatomy of a Fuckover

The specifics of what happens in a fuckover is different with every pig, and every session, but the rough outline is the same.

Phase One: Excitement.

This is the part where the target begins to get aroused over the thought of a fuckover. For some, this is just the beginning of the session, where our interactions turn the subject on so much that he just keeps going.

For some pigs, this happens prior to our session. He thinks about prior sessions with Me where I fucked him hard, or reads about the sessions I have done with others. Sometimes he is listening to an audio or video I did (often on a repeating loop!) And before you know it, BAM, he shows up with a hard cock.

Sometimes this can take a while, even months. A new pig may curiously keep returning to My blog to read about what I do, unable to help himself. (Does this sound familiar?) A pig trying to abstain, may delay his return, and finally failing and appearing for use.

Phase Two: The Buildup

The session begins. The pig begins to get lost in My words, either what I have written in email or chat or lost in My voice on the phone or a recording. I lead him to become aroused from spending a larger amount of money. I lead him to want to please Me. I plant triggers in his weak mind. I leverage what fetishes I know he has against him, to increase his arousal AND connect that arousal with paying Me.

Those fetishes that preexist are a means to an end. I sometimes create new fetishes that I can use against him later, it’s laughingly easy.

Phase Three: The Escalation

I really enjoy this part. I start pushing harder, demanding more cash, taking advantage of his weakness without mercy.

I start testing the limits of what I can make this pig do. I set him up for future fuckovers at the same time.

The more a pig spends, the more he will NEED to spend for the same effect, just like any good addiction!

I will challenge the pig.
Buy a 3 digit pay to view.

Hit a certain amount of spending to earn a blog mention.

Hit a lifetime goal!

Pigs like challenges.

Sometimes the challenge IS the fuckover!

Phase Four: Fuckover

Not every session ends here. Sometimes there is a bigger picture where many Phase three sessions finally launch a Phase Four session.

A fuckover session is truly unique, where the pig has an unusually large session. It’s hard to give a number, because one pig’s fuckover session is another pig’s casual session. (Often dependent on the pig’s income). It is a level to truly impact that pig, and it makes him soooo rock hard.
It is a memory forever, engraved with a combination of pride and shame.

Pride and Shame. In most contexts, these would not occur together, but in Financial Domination they often do. Pride at FINALLY maxing out the credit card, or spending 4 figures, or giving Me the rent money. That’s contrasted with the shame over the real-world consequences. This often leads to the eroticization of the fuckover, a type of erotic humiliation. I think of it as financial humiliation. Sexual practitioners have long known of the existence of erotic humiliation and it is the bread and butter tool for FinDommes.

I want you too, to experience a hard cock from your brutal financial fuckover. It is memorable!

Before we go on to see what PIGS got fucked over since the last post, I want to announce a change in My schedule.

Starting the week of March 28th, I will be taking Tuesdays off as My goof-off day instead of Wednesdays. There is someplace I want to be on Tuesday evenings for a few weeks.

Additionally, on Monday, March 22nd, I will be around during the day, but in the evening, I will be on late, if at all for a one-time (virtual) event I am attending. I may be scarce on Tuesday as well, but I will be around on Wednesday the 24th.

My Availability starting March 29th (always subject to change! $$$ talks)

SundayAbout 4 pm to 11 pm EST – Dinner break from 6:30 to 8 pm
MondayAbout 3 pm to midnight EST- Dinner break from 6:30 to 8 pm
TuesdayNot available
WednesdayAbout 3 pm to midnight EST- Dinner break from 6:30 to 8 pm
ThursdayAbout 3 pm to midnight EST- Dinner break from 6:30 to 8 pm
FridayAbout 3 pm to midnight EST- Dinner break from 6:30 to 8 pm
SaturdayNot Available

Oh, and here are My newest Pay to views. You losers really loved the Homewrecking one! Go buy them!

Now, I think it’s time for the Fuckover Report. What’s notable to Me is how many piggies who enjoy the Raise the Rate game on the phone called Me! (that’s a game where the first call is at My regular rate of $3.99/minute), but I keep hanging up and making you call back at higher and higher rates!

Extreme Paypig Alert! The *winner* errrr *loser* of this game was oink loser. I kept raising the rate on him ALL the way up to $50 a minute! He also did a lot of pay to view spending this month, and in total he spent $1281. YUM

First we have sniffer, who spent $205 on a raise the rate call spree to raise his lifetime spending to more than $4K. Excellent!

Huge Paypig Alert! Another Raise the rate addict, is My slave, raise the rate drone! This loser found Me not long ago, and hit the $1K level of spending quickly. Since the last blog entry he has spent $530! Nice!

A third raise the rate piggy, My good boy tom, spent $100 on this therapy one night. I’m looking to “help” him again soon!

I had fun teasing $187 from j the junkie! Surrender j, you know you LOVE it!

Paypig Alert! Helpless dennis keeps coming back because I conditioned him that he could only cum from hearing My voice and paying the tits. He spent $452 this time around!

My devoted nylon slave spent $110 this time around

Huge Paypig Alert! As addicted as always, My PIG dropped another $645. His girlfriend has been around more, but I think he should dump her. She’s just a distraction from what is REALLY important. Me!

Crippled small dicked little gimp loser called and bought a 3 digit email from Me. I made him pay Me $199 dollars. Those pay to views get bigger every time!

Paypig Alert! My good girl buffy (aka princess gigi) gets a mention for $446. The funny thing that this healthy amount is LOW for her, because she’s trying to pay down her credit cards a bit. I approve, because that means I can run them up again!

Back for another mention was dangle dude. It had been awhile, but he materialized for a $195 session in chat. Nice!

Extreme Paypig Alert! I’m stunned to report another extreme paypig alert from fruity. This paypig had a REALLY slow start, I put him on probation for wasting My time, and then BOOM! He started spending like a maniac. This time around was $1027. I may make his bankruptcy dreams/fears come true! He is really close to the $4K level of spending

My pantyhose addict is getting MORE addicted to calling Me while wearing pantyhose. This time he spent $219

Huge Paypig Alert! I’m proud of My good boy irish dope for pulling together enough money for a couple absolutely delightful sessions! He spent $700!

It’s been awhile, but I was happy to have mind controlled john get another mention! This time he spent $122

Huge Paypig Alert! Another loser who just cannot stay away is my greek virgin. This poor little loser cries about how I have him addicted, but just cannot STOP. I extracted $853 from him since the last post!

Clicking and paying for $127 was boomer. I look forward to another phone call soon!

Good boy bobby fool was back, this time to spend $125.

Paypig Alert! It was nice to get $333 from dirtbag! Well done!

Slave pigbait can’t stay away. He deletes his account, and just returns again for more use. He spent $160 this time.

Huge Paypig Alert! Just missing an extreme mention was taxpayer. He’s been delinquent on paying the taxes and fees I levied on him, he still owes more but he put $994 toward the effort!

My caged yankee relented after trying to stay away and blocking Me. He read My blog and BOOM right back again. He spent $152, but I think the next one will be higher.

Paypig Alert! Just missing and a HUGE mention was humble john, who went nuts on My pay to views. I am very pleased with his progress. He spent $483!

My good boy Lauren’s footlicker spent $125 on Niteflirt and about $25 on My wishlist. He loves to please Me and I’m the only Woman for him!

My quiet gentleman came around a couple of time, spending $196 on fun slow mind control sessions!

My paytit ATM pleased Me with $196. Always a pleasure to withdraw cash from My ATM!

It was a pleasure to welcome caged forever back to My chats with some fun sessions. This locked up sissy spent $219 pleasing Me!

That wraps up the spending report.

You get YOUR chance to get a mention on My blog. Many of you are getting stimulus checks for COVID relief. Stimulate your FinDomme’s bank account! I look forward to taking it from you!

March 15, 2021   1 Comment

Keep Paying your Goddess! Devotions continue!

I am Fine.

So many of you have reached out to Me to make sure I am weathering this current COVID storm well, so I want to assure My fans, admirers, slaves and pigs that I am doing well.   Like most of the world, I’m staying home most of the time, except for some essential trips. We are well stocked here for all the essentials. One of the advantages of being your FinDomme is that I am already accustomed to being at home to use you pigs and no huge adjustments have been needed.  My state isn’t on stay at home orders, but that’s probably coming, and I know that many of you are on stay home orders.  While you are bored, load up your accounts and call Me, email Me or chat Me up. I will make sure your spending habits are exercised!

The past couple of weeks have been a blur of getting Myself ready, as well as helping family and friends who are more vulnerable get ready. Now it’s just sit and wait and use you. (With at home exercise breaks!)

That made blogging a little hard, due to preoccupation with the outside world, but here I am finally 🙂  You will notice I did get the paypig milestones sidebar updated, and paypig goals updated 🙂 Enjoy!

Now, enough of that, let us move on to more important things.

Me of course

I think some mindless enjoyment is what you need right now, so I’m adding some hot leather, latex and strap on photos right here to get you into the proper frame of mind to serve Me!

 

Now, let’s do the fuckover report!

Paypig Alert!   Let’s start with My special good boy tom, who has been calling Dr Lauren for a “cure”, and he’s had to call often, spending $400.  Excellent!

Also calling often was target, who spent $135 enjoying My voice!

Huge Paypig Alert!  My good boy boomer has been calling and clicking and paying, and has helplessly spent $525.  YUM.

A loser who can’t stop himself from spending is clayton. He will go away for a while, but he’s been My slave a good ten years and I have changed his brain chemistry forever. His future is spending more and more $$$ on Me. He spent $192

Paypig Alert!  Speaking of helpless spending on Lauren, helpless dennis is another slave who just cannot cum without hearing My voice!  This cost him $390 since the last blog report 🙂

My good boy who loves stolen moments called Me for $254. I expect to hear from him a lot since he’s in stay in place order in the states, and his wife is in a stay in place order in England!  I will be profiting from that!

LEGENDARY PAYPIG ALERT!  (All sirens sound in announcement)

My useful idiot, noddy can’t stay away from extreme spending!  The loser came around for a couple extreme sessions and the total ended up being. (Hang on to your hat)  $2932, just shy of three grand!  That makes Me wet!

Huge Paypig Alert! Back after a hiatus was sissy jocelyn from maryland, who was unable to stay away. I dove right into her mind and wallet and she spent $546! YUMMY

Spending with chat and tributes was caged yankee. This poor sissy can’t stay away and she spent $152.

Extreme Paypig Alert!  My sissy gigi/AKA fagmuffin is finally done with her cow girlfriend. It’s over, and now I have free reign of her time, money and sexuality and can keep her tiny clitty ASLEEP forever!   She spent $1415 since the last blog entry!

Extreme Paypig Alert!  Another extreme paypig spender is PIG. PIG is another on a stay at home order, and that is only compounding his addiction to Me. He keeps calling again and again for Dopamine Rushes!  He has no hope of moderating his spending on Me and it has amounted to $1495

Extreme Paypig Alert!   Yet ANOTHER extreme paypig is paytit ATM.  He saved up special for an extreme session and it was FUN! I can’t wait to hear from him again!

NEW slave Extreme Paypig Alert!  There were a lot of extreme pigs hanging around.  A new one was an ugly virgin who has already deleted his account because he was too weak to stop paying. I expect he will read this and come back. They always do. He spent $1442

Coming around again was paydrone, with a couple fun sessions, spending $123

Huge Paypig Alert!  Hitting my blog again was “j the junkie” who usally spends a small amount often, but this time he went WAY crazy spending $412 on Me. I LOVE it!  Well done j!

And the Dane was back, spending $150 on pay to views and chat. I always enjoy him! Is Denmark on a stay home order? I do not know, I’m sure he will let Me know!

Paypig Alert!  Paybitch terry couldn’t manage to stop sending tributes. That is just sooo much fun.  The addicted loser spent $348 since last blog entry

Good boy irish dope showed up for a nice $173 session. Soon there will be another!

Huge Paypig Alert!  My good boy sunshine has been working hard to earn money for Me. He did manage to spent $389 on Niteflirt and another $150 on Amazon. well done!

My leg slave I call extreme paypig tried to quit, but he’s back and spent $275.  I’m working on making that MORE!

Huge Paypig Alert!  Good boy helpless dave spent $530 on chat and out of control tributes! I love that!  I see that he has deleted his account, but he will be back. He always comes back, like the rest of you addicts!

My good boi wayne spent $160 drooling over photos of My thick ass! He can’t stop thinking about it!

Huge Paypig Alert!  My elegant foot lover has been so very generous to Me since last blog, spending $500.  Very nice!

Good boy helpful one clicked and paid $115, I hadn’t seen him in a while, so that was nice!

Paypig Alert!  The slave dirtbag couldn’t stop clicking and paying, spending $289.  Delish!

And My leg addict, who is also weak for tits, couldn’t stop. I tranced $144 from him!  YUM

Paypig Alert!  Lauren’s footlicker is going to bum that he just missed a HUGE paypig alert! Maybe next time. He spent $275, which is a really healthy amount for him.  If he spents $50 by the end of the day tomorrow, I’ll change to to a HUGE paypig alert for him!

Buying more leggings photos was “more please” he has such a weakness for them, and he spent $125

Extreme Paypig Alert! Dr X can’t stop pleasing Me. He spent $753 on Niteflirt and another $250 on Amazon giftcards, squeaking in for an Extreme mention!

Getting another mention is mindless, who has maxed out her cards on Me, but still managed to come up with $141 to please Me!

Huge Paypig Alert!  Spending $446 on Me, with about 6 different accounts was candyballs. The fool tries to delete the accounts to stay away, but that fails, and he makes a new one. Rinse and repeat!

Spending $291 was egghead. I have a feeling I will see more of him very soon. Let’s see if I am right. (I usually am)

Huge Paypig Alert!  I had so much fun triggering sissy bambi into doing secret things she doesn’t remember! Nervous bambi?  Good.  She spent a healthy amount of $720 Mmmmm

Back with a new account was jaybee!  He spent $193. Guys?  Why bother to delete your account, it doesn’t work!

Huge Paypig Alert!  My good boy oinkloser10K was back with a vengeance spending $585.  YUM.I love watching this guy click. and. pay.  So fun!

Turning up to spent $110 was button. Nice!

Sneaking in for a mention was goat, for $101. I love seeing that guy pay like crazy at times!

Huge Paypig Alert!  Or maybe I should say Pay Pig Robot!  Wallet rape toy turned up to spend the most since declaring bankruptcy, a nice happy $505. Yes, I drove him into bankruptcy and he STILL can’t stop spending $$ on Me. It’s not really its cash anyway, it’s Mine!

 

March 25, 2020   2 Comments

FinDomme poll fun!

Wow! It’s been a whole month since I posted!  I know how much you guys drool over these posts…so let’s have some FinDomme poll fun!

But first, I want to announce that I won Niteflirt’s contest of most Valentine’s Goody Bags sold!  Thank you to all who purchased them! I’m $300 richer just from the prize, never mind the $ you all spent!

 

I want more information on what type of wardrobe and content make My clients swoon! I know what some of you like, but I want a more global idea…so ..answer the polls

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Also..you guys have been going nuts making your Paypig goals!  Its fun to see the bars go up. I’ve been putting a lot of time into updating them…(which might have something to do with less posting….)

Paypigs who have reached their goals since last post include:

  • marja sissy stayed in chastity until she spent $250-COMPLETED 1/25/19
  • eunuch robot paypig will have a $500 session! Completed 1/25/19 
  • Irish Dope spent $685 in 2019 to reach the 10K level of lifetime spending -completed 1/29/19
Most of the piggies who meet a goal set a new one!
What’s your goal?
I have found that setting goals for My pigs is very effective in keeping them motivated to please Me. It appeals to some competitive streak that even beta pigs have. But most beta males lack the ability to compete with real men, so this is perhaps the only thing they can be good at!
I’m happy to help!

Let’s take a brief interlude for photos!

Now, we have a really long spending report to do.
Spending reports are getting more difficult. They take hours to compile. This was was particularly tedious. The only reason I do them is because you guys love them so much…..and then you spend again! So it’s work for Me, but it’s just another manipulation!
Note:  If you really think you have spent $100 or more since last session and you are NOT on this report, message Me and I will take a look. This one was so tedious to do, I may have made a mistake.So who has been spending?
Paypig Alert!First mention goes to sissy j, who was such a good girl during the Valentine’s Day contest and the rest of the month! The little sissy spend $296 on her owner during this time! So good!
Poor oink loser will have to start his paypig goal of $150 a week for 10 consecutive weeks over 🙁 But in the last month he *has* spent $170
Huge Paypig Alert!  Weak loser deadcat was back, unable to stop, spending $735 chatting and tributing and buying stuff. This loser thinks blocking Me will stop his paying, but he will message Me after he reads this, because he knows the humiliation makes him hard.
My good boy, no yes loser pleased Me spending $156, especially on the Goody bags to help Me win the contest!
Huge Paypig Alert!  I’m even surprised how much eggy spent on his therapy with Dr Lauren. $869!! Wow, he’s devoted to his Dr Lauren therapy! I must applaud this tenacity!
Good slave, solitaire was back, spending $118 and helping with the Goody bag goals!
Extreme Paypig Alert!  Dr X was a good boy, working toward his lofty paypig goals, spending $531 on Niteflirt and $691 on Amazon (including a Playstion4 !)  Well done!
paybitch terry was back, spending $200, mostly on a nice phone call! I think he missed the ass video with Me wearing black leggings though. He would have loved it
Paypig Alert!  Back for a really nice spending spree was bashful sissygirl who spent $346!
And a nice call and click and pay session with jeffnomore. He really can’t stay away, and loves being tranced to go gamble at the casino and strip clubs!
Paypig Alert!  Loser dirtbag lost control this month and spent $318. I always like seeing his name come up in paid transactions!
My good girl shopper spent $242, mostly just chatting in fun back and forth girl talk!
Huge Paypig Alert!  Still weak and losing control is PIG, who spent $866 in the last month stroking his hard pigstick for Me!
steve q fucked added to his spending totals, dropping $166 on calls and pay to views
Huge Paypig Alert!  My sissy marja kept coming back again and again, losing control and spending $550 on Me this month! Nice!
My good boy that loves his stolen moments with Me spent $248
New Paypig and Paypig Alert!  New arrival FeetFem clicked and paid through Dr Lauren’s therapy session, spending $408 on Dr Lauren’s therapy!  Mmmmm
Paypig Alert! Another big spender was hypnowallet! He parted with $463 of his cash, just for Me!
My greek virgin couldn’t stay away, and I squeezed $242 out of him in chat and tribute! Nice!
Paypig Alert!  Nylon lover lost his mind over My nylon feet again, this time spending $309.  He can no longer deny his addiction!
New Paypig and Paypig Alert!  New to the blog is “noddy” who clicked and paid his way very quietly to a $453 amount. I just watched him spend and spend, and he did it all by himself!
My good boy grunter spent another $290
Paypig Alert! Extreme paypig in training was back again for chat and tribute! It is a dangerous combination for this leg lover! He spent $452
My good little paymoose sent Me $225 of Amazon gift cards over two nights. I got to buy a virtual gaming headset for My new Playstation!
Huge Paypig Alert!  Fagmuffin tried to stay away. Her on again/off again girlfriend is insisting on it.  And no panties. But fagmuffin spent $710 AND wore panties for Me.
New Paypig!  “addicted ATM” started off his service to Me by spending $239. Delicious! I hope it’s the beginning of something very expensive for you!
My paypig wallet rape toy spent $234 on Me instead of going to his sexual addiction therapy.
Paypig Alert!  Titpig ATM called, tributed and chatted away $325 dollars. Lauren keeps him poor and empty!
Huge Paypig Alert!  My good boy eggy entered therapy and spent $842 on Dr Lauren trying to find a cure!
My good boy, surprised, spent $156 as he marched closer to his paypig goals
Extreme Paypig Alert!  My eunuch paypig went absolutely crazy one night, and over that night and another spent $1001, WOW!  hey eunuch pig, plan on that 4 digit session soon!
Good boy, feathered pig was back spending $143. I think he is trying to avoid Me know, but we all know the futility in that!
Paypig Alert!  Irish Dope lost control and spent $437 on chat and tributes! So many bois lost down that rabbithole!
I was thrilled to see cucky phil back!  He spent $137.  I have soo many more ass photos for him, message Me!
Paypig Alert!  Caged forever paid $427 between chat and tributes. What a sweet sissy!
And back was sexy dave/jenna!  She spent $154 in the first session we had in well over a year! I was glad to see her.
New Paypig!  Squeezing in for his first mention on My blog is “curly” who spent exactly $100 and qualified for his mention!
Paypig Alert!  My special good boy tom was back spending $370 in a click and pay frenzy! Yay!
Also back for more abuse was paycunt, spending $146 this time. He is way overdue for a huge fuckover and he knows it!
New Paypig!  New click and pay piggie, “storm” began his service by paying Me $140! Yay!

February 23, 2019   2 Comments

Happy Halloween! Magic is at foot …your cash will become MINE!

I have had a lot of fun this year, I did a very witchy photo shoot and video, that you can get here if you haven’t already!

This is a very trancy video, with My crystal…and the light gleams from it just right…

and until 11/1, I will be putting more photos from that set, Sorcery, on this vacation PTV!

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IMPORTANT DATES

November 9th is a day of Lauren Worship. It’s My birthday! I made it easy for you to send Me $25 and give you some photos from a set I’ll be releasing later this week, so you get a sneak peek. Get this, then find a way to spoil Me more.
A few days after My birthday, I’m going to Disney World for a week, so if you want to please Me, and serve Me like an addicted paypig, you will buy this!

And now we have the spending report!

New slave!  New to Me is “target”, so called because I am conditioning him to become addicted to Me. He spent $180, mostly on the telephone, listening to My silky voice condition his to paying Me!

I was so happy to hear again from marla, who spent $138 on a very nice session on the phone. I think she would like to spend more, but is recovering from the major financial fuckover I did with her last year! I AM danger!

Huge Paypig Alert!  OinkLoser was back! I had one of the most enjoyable raise the rate games I have ever done. He had expressed a desire to be “tricked” into the game, so I did so by sending him a free minute, then after talking a few minutes, I would offer him another to “save him money” but he would have to call back!  Of course each time, the rate was higher! He also had some pay to view fun, and ended up spending $635 on his march to spending 10K on Me!

Gimp Loser was back for another phone call and another huge email. I keep slowly increasing the amount of the email I make him pay, and its well into 3 digits! I swear I’m gonna bankrupt this loser before he’s done with the world! He spent $193 this time around.

Huge Paypig Alert!  Fagmuffin (formerly known as princess gigi) got even more submissive to Me. She tried a reconcilliation with her ugly ex girlfriend, but that failed. The ex is a gold digger. Well, so am I, but I’m honest about My motives!  Anyway. The tiny clitty wouldn’t stiffen, fagmuffin couldn’t perform like a real man, and the ex fell asleep! While she was sleeping, fagmuffin called Me and I got her all squirmy with talk of making her suck cock, and lo and behold, a stiffy and a squirt!  Not a real man, a fagggot obviously.  Fagmuffin is back on the hormones, her ass is getting round and fat and she spent $875 on me since last report, despite trying to cut back!

My good boy with the stolen moments spent $180 on Me as we plotted together how to take his wife’s money and get it to Me where it belongs!

My exposure sissy was back for MORE exposure, spending $158 so I could help let the whole world know she is a sissy crossdresser!

Huge Paypig Alert!  My long time slave PIG has achieved a more profound level of addiction. Chatting on the chat program has made him more vulnerable to My predations. He spent $780 since last blog entry, and twice he paid two and three times My normal rates for sessions outside My normal hours. He is fucked!  He is close to $90 lifetime spending on Me!

Reading about his Huge Paypig Alert last blog was enough to inspire Robot paypig Eunuch to spend another $180 on Me. His finances need to recover from the brutal beatdown they took at My hands this October!

And Dangle jim was back, spending $120 on My new blackstocking photos!

My sissy lily spent $110.  She is slowly recovering her credit after I completely destroyed it a few years ago. I am encouraging her to improve it, so she can get more credit extended to her. I plan to completely destroy it again, once it is worth it!

Huge Paypig Alert!  I think this is the first time Irish dope got a huge paypig alert. I took so much for him, I doubt he can pay his rent (Not MY problem, haha)  He spent close to $700 in chat and tributes on Me. Chatting with Me is dangerous!

Another one addicted to chat and tribute (I encourage good boy behavoir with photos!) is flaming pig. He had been trying to be good, but one little message to him in chat, and boom,. I had him back, spending $240 deepening his addiction to Me!

Click and pay slave dirtbag spent $114 on his obsession

Paypig Alert!  I had this sissy in chastity for part of the time, requiring her to pay Me a certain amount before I released her. Since the last blog entry, sissy marja has spent $280 on her need for My control!

And slave pay thing couldn’t stay away even after a huge fuckover, spending another $207 on chat and tributes. He always falls into My traps!

My elegant foot lover spoiled Me with another $125 recently. His birthday is the day after Mine, so I know he won’t forget it!

And daredevil spent $125 on Me since last entry as well! I’m going all Wonder Woman on his wallet!

Huge Paypig Alert! I think that paybitch Terry has come to the realization that is going to give Me EVERYTHING. That process continues at a brisk pace as he spent $935 more as an offering to his OWNER!

and egghead managed to keep his spending under $200!   Hahah, he spent $199 since last blog entry!

Huge Paypig Alert! Dr X was pleasing Me again, with $240 dollars of Niteflirt spending and over $500 on My wishlist, including gift cards and a new Fitbit that wasn’t supposed to be released until November 12th, but I see that they moved the date up a week! So I’m hoping to have it for My vacation! His spending totals over $740! Well done!

And slave suprised has been doing such a good job buying My vacation pay to view. He’s spent $120 since last update!

and finally, but not leastly is titpig ATM who sent Me $160 in tributes one evening out of the blue, including a $100 one. So addicted!

I’ll be doing one more blog and spending report before My big vacation. I want it to be HUGE with stories of how all you slaves are spending for Me to have a wonderful vacation! So load up your accounts and start spending!

Remember

Pay Lauren

 

October 30, 2018   No Comments

FinDomme perks

One of the perks of being a Findomme is that My whole life is financed by My Slaves.  You addicted junkies pay all My bills, and foot the bill for all My fun!

My slave wallet rape toy was a good robot, and has paid for another vacation, so tomorrow night I will be on My way to Florida for a few days to get out of the cold.  No worries losers! I will be back on Tuesday the 2nd for more fuckover fun, and you can keep busy with My new PTVs

Pay Triggers is a very deadly series, each level has an audio. If you miss Me, you can hear My voice directing you to pay more and more!  How fun



Now for a quick spending report!

Debuting this week on My spending report is “Joe the fool” who called an clicked and paid away $359 for his new addictive Mistress.  Fool, get ready to spend more!

My precious princess gigi was a very horny paysissy and send Me a total of $1252 in calls and tributes.  For her troubles, I let her have a ruined orgasm. Poor thing was still horny afterwards…awwww, but she’s in chastity until I feel as if she has earned another orgasm! Maybe I wont ruin it next time!

Also getting their first blog mention today is addicted bloke, a fella from England (I think?) who has spent over $283, mostly in one half coherent phone call. (I think he may have just gotten home from the pub!)

One of My exposure sissies spend almost $120 for Me to exposure her on My webpage, and then I made her pay Me another $20 to take it down. She gets off lucky compared to My sissy slut becca….who I fucked over for $889 since the last update, by playing games to see how quickly she could buy increasing expensive PTVs I was sending her with time limits 🙂 Such fun!

A guy I identified as FF who spent last week and then deleted his account came back to spend another $100 on Me. And then deleted his account again!

HA!

And a HUGE session with pig dave, his biggest yet!  This one was for $2800, and it was HOT…..I love huge sessions like this! Funny thing was it was a quiet evening for Me…and then dave showed up, buying emails as big as $600 for Me!

Who amongst you has the cajones for a $600 ptv?

and another one new to My blog I’m identifying by initials c.l. (Must stand for clearly loser, right?)   c.l. paid $109 getting lost in click and pay for Me!

New last week, autopay was at it again! Getting another mention and paying $265, oh good little paypig for Lauren!

My polish atm was back for $109 since last update…and lifetime he is wayyy over 6 grand spending on Me!

clubby continued his spending ways, spending $235, still trying to make it through 50 ways!  Maybe he’ll get a couple levels of that done while I’m on vacation! (hint, hint)

and I think new to My blog is solitaire.  This loner/loser has spent nearly $2,000 lifetime and sends Me emails begging Me to stop sending him PTVs, but he buys lots of what I send in marketing emails.  Why would I stop?  It’s not like I’m NICE or anything!   So this week, he spent about $112

egghead got triggered into spending $242 since last update!

My robot paypig eunuch was back, hypnotized into spending nearly $300 since last update

(Boy that pay trigger series has been dangerous to many!)

Another new guy triggered by this series was soda sub. He spent $209 dollars YUM

My paypig..’more please” was back, still mesmerized by My black leggings photos…mindless begging for more and more until he spent another $369 very recently…lifetime he is at close to $2500!

and sissy j earned her blog mention with barely $100 of spending

I am happy being owned by Her, not knowing what will come when.  The first “do it or get punished” assignment was a bit shocking.  It took me a few minutes to realize that Mistress Lauren was not only serious but that I felt compelled to cooperate

It took me an afternoon and a whole sleepless night to understand that I was exactly where I wanted to be: owned by a beautiful woman who knew that she was in control.  From that point on I had fun, a little expensive but fun.  Mistress Lauren indicates that I will be doing things that I never thought of before.

Now I belong to Mistress Lauren.  Obedience is not optional.  Mistress Lauren can make me do anything she wants whenever she wants. I love it!

I have seen what Mistress Lauren has waiting for me should I fail.   I do not want to experience that.  I had to pay extra to find out what the first penalty would look like.

I was enamored!

Ass Love II was back for more…this cuck spent a whooping $579, getting mesmerized by My new ass series…..he can’t stay away!

sexy jake was back!  I found out he was a secret pantywearing sissy, and he spent nearly $300 on a little cash rape one evening!

Irish dope was back, desperately clicking and paying to earn another blog entry, and happily he WAY surpassed the $100 I require….by about 300 bucks!  He spent over $400 dollars.  I’m going to break this pig, I know.

paycunt managed another $271 and he sent another slave letter, which I will publish another time…what a good boy!

Dr x showed up for $157.  I smell another big cash rape coming his way SOON. (Get ready dr x!)

And quiet gentleman spent EXACTLY $100, and qualified, and was a good boy in other ways too!

and trancetard materialized for another $161 fuckover. That boy cannot stay away, he gets a little alcohol in it, and it’s good bye credit card limit.

My shy roleplayer paid $209 in a click and pay flurry this week (Pay triggers strike again), but lifetime he’s nearly at $2500 now!

and tPay was back!  Begging for more cash rape, and this time rolled over and gave ME $1753  wow!  Well done tPay!  (Proving that he’s a weak loser yet again)

Mr Magoo was back for $356!  I love seeing him lose control again, and this is the most in quite a while.  Good boy!

and a blast from the past was wallet cunt. Still in the top 5, he used to be My number one spender, and did a session with Me one time of about $6000 in 20 minutes,  This week it was just $105, but I’m always happy to take his cash.

 

 

 

January 26, 2016   No Comments

2014 Financial Rape Results, 2015 Goals

Of course you didn’t expect this information for FREE did you? *laughs*

I made a nice little PTV for you to buy that knowledge, I know you are gonna wank over it.

Some of My Most Profitable paybots

were

wallet rape toy (vauliting all the way to #2 on My all time list in just a year!)

princess gigi

marla

money guinea pig slave

dr x

loserbeast

My sissy slut becca

Shoesniff Loser

virgin peter

thrillseeker

elegant foot lover

redbird

freshmeat

and philly boy

no nonsense guy

and

fledging Loser

 

Many others spent hundreds, but these were the most prolific spenders!

I even surprised Myself with the ferocity I was able to exert over My paybots!

Now you can help Me to My 2015 Goals.

Some of the series that I have that are particularly effective at turning men into paypigs for Me include:

 

 

 

January 2, 2015   1 Comment

The Life of a busy FinDomme and paypig shoutouts!

Yes, it’s true. This is an actual post.

I realize it has been almost TWO months since I have posted, and it has not been for lack of things to write about or lack of desire.

It’s been all about lack of time.  I have been sooo busy, both with My piggies and with some (all good) stuff in My personal life that has been a time sucker that I just can’t seem to get to it.  Even as I write this, I have piggies clamoring for attention.  Life is good. The clamor has been so all -encompassing that this post has taken days to write, a sentence at a time!

2014 has been an incredible year so far. I have financially exploited a record ca$h amount from you junkies, fools, losers and addicts, and it shows no sign of letting up, this despite actually being available less time than usual.   This is of course fitting, because why should I *have* all this cash, if I don’t get to have fun with it?

What I am doing with your cash:

Really Exciting:  Vacations–another hiking vacation to the Rockies is being planned and I went away to the coast of Maine for several days in June (and got PERFECT weather).    A possible trip to NYC is scheduled for fun and a winter trip to Hawaii.  Some of this you junkies have already paid for and I have one paypig begging to pay for that Hawaii trip!

House renovation:   Yes, I am doing some updates in My home to increase the space for My boyfriend and Me….a dedicated exercise room, a dedicated music room, an art studio and an extra bathroom are being added on.  Later I will be expanding and updating My kitchen and master bath.  (You fools will be paying for that too) Some of these renovations may occasionally make it difficult for Me to be available on the phone (although I might be around for pay mail sessions).  I refuse to shout over construction equipment.

Exciting to Me, perhaps less so for others:  I’m working on prepaying the mortgage with your cash! I plan to retire young in a beautiful fully-paid for home.  Oh, and saving for retirement is happening, even though I’m having lots of fun spending cash.  I just finished paying for My Volvo (three years early).  It’s nice to have lots of cash and few bills.  (While the rest of you have NO cash and BIG credit cards bills from clicking and paying for Me!)

There have been lots and lots of huge paypigs and paypig sessions.  Wallet rapetoy has been stellar! Since June 1st, he has spent $17,694 on Niteflirt, $3710 on Amazon, including a new computer for Me, a new bed for the guest room, an air conditioning unit, a musical Yamaha keyboard and $2000 worth of Amazon gift cards. YUM.

Since he has been My slave, in a mere 7 months, wallet rape toy has spent, between Niteflirt and Amazon more than $75,000 on Me.  *This* is what I deserve, and I am thrilled!

Princess gigi gets special mention.  I have her in a sissy fog most of the time, mindlessly paying and tributing as she listens to My voice lull her into chastity and obedience.  She has now become My #1 spender and the past few days her lifetime spending hit the $90,000 mark! Incredible.

Returning to Me after a long hiatus is a slave I will call “panty ass paypig” he loves to serve!  This week he has clicked and paid over $1285.  Welcome back pantyass!

A NEW face has been clicking and paying. ANd he bears watching, in the one week he has been here he has spent over $4700!  All by mindlessly clicking and paying paymails, and he writes Me that he is new to Financial DOmination which is excellent news because that means that *I* can be the one to strip him of his assets and there has been no prior looting and I can train him as I like!   I think I shall call him “fresh meat”.  I LOVE extreme wallet rapes with slaves like fresh meat!

Another old slave-I think of him as bimbo– rematerialized with a newer account, and in one hot long session I got him for $600.  He deserved to lose MORE, but I was getting tired. Next time. (and as I finish this the next day, he’s starting to pay MORE to Me, so who knows what the total will be)

My slave, “elegant footlover” has been helpless around My bare feet photos and since June 1st has spent $1230+ .   All just to admire My toes!

Last nite, “weak dave” spent about $130, but he’s getting special mention because $100 of that came in two beautiful $50 tributes, “just because Lauren”   I liked that. I want to encourage sizable tributes so I am applauding him here!

An occasional paymail buyer “subguyy” dropped out of the sky to go crazy on click and pay for $560 dollars in just a few minutes  WOW!   This is most of his lifetime in six years of being a client.  I don’t know where that came from but I LOVED it~

A HUGE MILESTONE was reached by My Guinea Money Pig Slave and he FINALLY hit the $50,000 dollars in spending.  Now on to the second $50,000!

My good girl Marla stepped up to the fashion plate and spent over $600 on Me in July so far. YUM

Doctor x appeared and in a few sessions has dropped over $1,000 ..since late June. Good boy

Honorable mention to a newer slave rick, who spent well over $200 recently.  Also billy rocked his way to over $300, well done!

My cucky asslover appeared again for well over $600, watching for him 🙂

Barefoot lover kane managed to spend about $300, he claims he wants to move up My all time spender list, but he’s running in place around 31st place because he will pass a guy in spending, but someone else passes him. If you are serious kane, you gotta up your game!

I’m thinking I might try to do shorter shout out posts more often.  If I can manage to post, I think I will try that…less stressful 🙂

Mistress Lauren

 

 

 

July 16, 2014   2 Comments

Loserbeast: The Financial Fuckery continues

I posted here about the “10 Day Extreme Wallet Rape of Loserbeast”

After 10 days and $12,530 dollars I did not expect the fuckery to continue this fervently.

And he tried to slow down for a few days.

And failed!

In the week since that post, he has spent another $5,618!

So this has become a 17 day fuckover for $18,148, over $1000 a day average!

I now seem to have developed “Loserbeast Radar”  Its very eerie, but I will wake up in the middle of the night to see that he is in the middle of a spending rampage, or that he has emailed Me, or that he is simply clicking Pay to View buttons (and its laughingly simple to get him to start buying them)

He is addicted.  I will get every last cent.   Loserbeast wrote Me that I deserved it all, and you know what?  He’s right.

And I want to take a minute here to recognize ANOTHER slave that has emerged, and become a little lost in the swirl around Loserbeast’s wallet rapes.   I’m going to call him  Losershadow, because he always seems to show up when I’m wallet raping Loserbeast….

Anyway, since shadow first found Me on August 8, he has spent $2767 dollars himself–and he was a major contributor in the 10K fantasy week.

Actually, come to think about it, between Loserbeast and shadow, and the rest of the junkies, every week since has been 10K or more.  
This can continue guys, it makes Me very happy.

I know when I’m at the bottom of their wallets, some other Loser will take their place.

*laughs*

September 13, 2012   2 Comments