Yummy wallet rape session
Enter one of My top two money slaves, Dr X: He showed up for a nice wallet rape, he can’t stay away, and last night he confided that he would be cashing in his IRA accounts so that he could continue his Lauren spending rampages.
Last night he spent $910 dollars on Niteflirt PTVs and on Amazon he bought about $1084 dollars worth of merchandise from My Amazon wishlist including a new microwave oven I needed (Mine caught on fire over the weekend!!!) and best of all a $500 BOSE Wave Music System for My listening pleasure. He rounded it out with $100 Home Depot card (I own a home afte rall, I always need stuff there), and My coffee pods that fit My coffee machine, a light machine for the upcoming winter, My preferred brand of shampoo and conditioner in giant bottles, new nice sheets for the bed in the guest room, a new illuminated keyboard for My computer and new house phones since the ones I have don’t hold a charge worth a crap now.
And so many of you guys whine if I raise the price of an email up a lousy $1 or $2. Get real!
So far, in his service, I estimate Dr X has spent about 60K on Me, including Niteflirt tributes and PTVs and various gifts. He’s served Me about five years.
Well done Dr X!
Biggest spenders! 
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He’s well on his way toward that $100K goal! I know it will take a while longer, but I’m sure there will be some VERY exciting blog postings as that threshold approaches. And if he does cash in his IRA accounts (as, of course, he should), the next $40K may get raped from him at a much more rapid pace!
Ohhh a fast 40K! The thought is enough to get Me damp 🙂
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