Category — spending report

I decided to have some fun this last week of the Olympics and pit paypig Vs paypig in a run for the Gold!

Rules

1. Contest runs from 4 pm February 18th to 4  pm February 25th (One week) This is Eastern Standard Time. (New York City time)
2. The Paypig that spend the MOST money on Lauren will be awarded the GOLD Paypig Olympic Medal. 2nd and 3rd places will be awarded the Silver and Bronze Medals. Note: Medals are digital, not actual physical Medals. Winners will be featured a blog entry announcing their win!  Pigs who win GOLD, SILVER or BRONZE Medals will get some special stuff, to be announced.
3. All Paypigs who spend at least $100 will be awarded a “Paypig Olympic Participation Medal” and get listed on the Blog Announcement
4. Updates will be made at least every couple of days of standings of top 8 competitors, and a running tally of how many paypigs hit the $100 mark
5. BONUS: For every paypig that hits the $100 level, ALL pigs who reach the $100 level will get a new photo of an unreleased set for each pig that finishes. For example, if only 10 pigs spend $100 or more, ALL of those 10 pigs will get 10 photos. If 30 paypigs hit the $100 level all of those 30 paypigs will get 30 photos, the more pigs hit the $100 level, the more photos all the pigs will get. Pigs have to hit $100 to qualify for this bonus. Work together guys!
6. Money can be spent on things on Niteflirt, calls, pay to views, tributes, chatting. Also eligible are Amazon giftcards and purchases on Amazon.

HINTS

I suggest joining PayMail Club if you haven’t, to get frequent chances to buy pay to views (but that alone wont be enough), and visit My store to find spending opportunites, or throw Me an email or chat message if you just want Me to send you some Pay to views!

Good luck pigs! May the odds be in your favor!
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To get you started, I made you a special Pay to view!

Also there are some piggies who spent $100 since the last blog entry a few days ago, and I am going to mention them now, because I want to start over with the contest!

My exposure sissy spent $122 on her exposure fun!

My british paypig spent $170 AND finally got the nerve to call Me for the first time, after years of serving Me. He was scared, probably for good reason.

My egghead spent $152 in the last few days too! He just has to surrender, obey and pay! I think he will do well in the Olympics actually

Pantyhose lover titcunt lost control on the Robot Paypig series and spent $274. I expect this bitch to be a prime contender for a medal

My virgin sissy, princess gigispent $145 in the last few days too. Good girl. Perhaps she will get  a medal too?

and finallly My longterm slave PIG spent $142 this week.

Who will get the glory in the Olympics?  We will begin now!

A FinDomme uses biochemistry to addict you

Biochemistry is a FinDomme’s best friend, used in plying Her craft. It is fast, effective, fun and profitable.
And really really cruel and mean. Why does it work?

Everyone knows how addictive opiates are. They release endophones in your brain that numb pain and produce a sense of well being.
Guess what else does that? Yes, sex.

Now, I am particularly skilled at making your initial sexual releases when you interact with Me very powerful. I take the time to learn what really turns you on. I call on those urges and begin connecting them to Me right away.

The resulting endorphin release is SO powerful, that you want more. And more, in spite of any negative consequences that might result. In fact, I work to make those negative consequences part of the erotic experience! Debt is sexy, bankruptcy is the ultimate sexual fantasy, jerk off on your credit card bill.
This mutes any potential motivation to discontinue paying Me.

Our brains are organized in complex neurological pathways. There are reward pathways associated with sexual behavior, and I use My skills to narrow them to be specific to Me, to be specific to paying Me. Repetition makes those pathways even MORE seductive and powerful. When you stroke your cock and pay, that narrow pathway carves itself more and more deeply into your brain.
I take pleasure and psychology and turn it into a REAL physical response that perpetuates itself.
Nothing else will do but paying Lauren.

And like most addictions, your tolerance increases. You need to pay more often. You need to pay MORE to get the same effect.

Now, here is the real evil thing I do.
Most addictive behaviors result in an after effect of self-disgust, poorer coping ability, and a greater psychological vulnerability. I take those feelings, and erotize them. You’re a loser, you are a beta male cuck, you are a pathetic waste of skin with a tiny cock that will never please a woman.
I take those feelings and CHANNEL them back into your addiction.

you never had a chance.

Some of you reading this are not addicted, you are curious. You would think that would be enough to scare men off. (And maybe some do run, I have no idea). But many of you plunge neck deep in with Me, wanting that danger.
Danger makes your cock hard.
I am dangerous

Come on it. The water’s fine. Being addicted to Me IS dangerous, but it is fucking erotic too.

Next on the agenda.  A new pay to view, a fun little slideshow especially for those that worship My ass, but most of My junkies will like it as well!

I have come to a decision on the Spending Report.
Every piggy who spends more than $250 in between posts will get a mention. (and I am planning more frequent posts, so keep that in mind.) Today’s will be the last one to qualify with only $100.

So here is the lastest LONG spending report 🙂  And it’s been three weeks, with all the holiday stuff, it’s hard to find time!

First up is beta male bert, who hasn’t been around for a while, but he’s come crawling back, losing himself in pay to views. He spent $235 since last blog entry!

Huge Paypig Alert! Leg addict is getting more and more addicted to Me. (as he should.) the chat and photos together has separated him from $830 since the last blog!

My elegant foot love sent Me $110 in tributes one night. Mmmmm. We keep missing each other, and I miss our fun times!

I had $130 worth of fun exposing My exposure sissy! mmmm

Huge Paypig Alert!  My virgin sissy, princess gigi spent nearly $800 dollars on Me in the three weeks since the last post. mmmmmm

Helpless dave was about spending $113. I think he’s due to really get hooked in

I have been learning all about titfool’s penchant for cock and ball torture! I have had a boatload of fun in instructing him in all sorts of painful ways of self inflicting cbt torture. Mmmmm He spent $228 for our explorations.

I had $140 worth of sissy fun with My sweet slave sissy j.  We are due for some chastity soon methinks~!

Huge Paypig Alert!  My butler served Me so very well again! This time he spent $1190 on Niteflirt and around

$390 in Amazon shopping.  Still some more Christmas shopping to do for Lauren, so he and anyone else who wants to can step up to be a santa slave! (paycub?)

Footboy was also around, calling Me for $142 worth of seductive conversation!

PIG spent $141, as we have been missing each other.  PIG? Look for Me!

Leg tranced was also a busy chat and pay boy, this time I managed to arouse $220 from him. He’s tranced and helpless for Lauren

HUGE huge Paypig alert!  Mind controlled john and I had a great time with Me egging him on to complete a couple pay to view series, followed by bonus fuckover emails.  This time period, john spent $1712. Mmmm. That’s what I LOVE!!!!!!

New to My blog is quiet cuck, who quietly spent $159 on Pay to views.  Well done!

Earning a HUGE Paypig alert is egghead, who I cajoled, tranced and demanded to be sent cash, and got $589 from the addicted little addict. mmmmm

cucky phil squeezed in to get a mention for $104. I’m looking for you boy.

Back for more click and pay was paybot, spending $245. I do like seeing his name on My paid mail list!

and finally, I got to do a little more damage to the paypig I utterly destroyed, wallet rape toy. He sent $173 to Me. He already lost his home, and his credit cards  due to spending everything on Me. He says he will end up living in his car, but what I want to know, is why he thinks he should have a car?  He should sell it for Me! *laughs*  I’m telling you boys, I am dangerous.

Oh, and nylonslave?  Hit Me up, I have new pantyhose photos for you!

So, I’m hoping a scaled down spending report will create more blog entries. 🙂 we shall see.

Want to help Me shop for Christmas? I’ve got stuff I want to buy other people on My wishlist.

Go look at it and do your part!

I use Financial Domination Psychology when I target My victims. Hooking paypigs is the goal, and I use LOTS of different techniques.

But ultimately, the TRUTH is that “you” (the paypig) NEED a powerful, highly intelligent and intuitive woman that can take charge, and seize control of you, the submissive man (sissy, woman)

This is fucking erotic. We both know that you are naturally submissive, drawn to Dominant Women. You might “not” identify as a paypig, but the simple fact is….that you are a paypig.

How do I know?

It’s so very simple.  You are here. You are reading. Your paypigcock is rock hard. (stroke and say, “my paypig cock is rock hard”)

In the past, you responded to other women, other mistresses and even other findommes. But you are HERE now. You are learning how to serve ME.  There is no one that can hook you for service as easily and completely as Me.  You have read the stories of My piggies and returned again and again. No one will ever be able to hook you, mind, cock and wallet as effectively as Me AND you need that.

You might wonder why you would take the chance that I might capture you so completely and thoroughly that it will place your financial future in dire jeopardy.  The reason is that I will offer you something you so desperately need.

You need a Woman that completely understands your individual needs. I take the time to get to know you, your weaknesses, your secret desires.   I want to know your inner self better than anyone else ever has. The thoughts you won’t tell your friends, your love interests, your family. I will find out what makes your cock hard, what makes your heart sing and how to connect your cock and heart so you are captured forever by Me.

I am so effective precisely because I know there is NO cookie cutter recipe to addict you to Me

I can be tender to get My hooks into you.

I can be brilliant to get My hooks into you.

I can be brutal to get My hooks into you.

I can be funny to get My hooks into you.

I can even be vulnerable, (or you think I am) to get My hooks into you.

Once those hooks are in, only ONE thing can release them.

No more money left. Then I let you go. Probably.

Now…I want to take a little poll about the spending report.  I’m thinking of discontinuing it, or greatly modifying it.  Calculating what you guys all spend has become more difficult since the chat has happened. There is no handy dandy tool to figure it, I have to add it up manually, and chat has complicated things.  It’s getting to the point that I am not blogging as much because I am not looking forward to the drudgery of the spending report.
One thing I could do is raise the bar on getting mentions, so only piggies spending $200 or more get blogged about

Please only do these surveys only once.

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Now it’s time for a photo!

Next we have My schedule.  All times Eastern Standard Time (Same as New York City)

Wednesday the 22nd 7 pm to midnight

Thanksgiving day.  I *might* be on in the evening.  And I might not be. Depends on how stuffed I am

Friday the 23th. I am planning to be around in the evening only, I mean, it’s Black Friday!  Look for Me 7 pm to midnight

Saturday.  Nope.

Sunday the 26th I should be around 3 pm to 11 pm

Monday the 27th  I’m aiming for 6:30 pm to midnight

Tuesday the 28th  3 pm to midnight, with a gap around 6-7 pm

Wednesday the 29th, 7 to midnight…

Rest to be determined

And moving right on to the spending report

My good boy, nylon slave spent $191 since the last report…so well done!

My recently acquired slave, foot boy, just could NOT stop spending, this time for $226, in a series of phone calls in which his resistance became more and more eroded for Lauren!

HUGE Paypig Alert!  My butler served Me so well the past couple of weeks, both spoiling Me tremedously for My birthday AND beginning his, oh so important role as My “santa slave” fetching items for Me to gift to My friends and family at Christmas!  Since last update, he has spent $2100 on Niteflirt, mostly long mooning calls and $953 on My Amazon wishlist in his fetching role. I really like this sweet old butler, and he knows what his destiny is, and I LOVE it!

Another HUGE Paypig Alert goes out to My sweet princess gigi and her tiny clitty felicity, both virgins who just cannot stop sending Me cash!  This spending period, it was $970!  I love taking from these virgins.  And I can’t wait to hear jingle bells on the phone. (I’ll let the rest of you wonder what that is, gigi knows)

needful one was back for another nice call and some Pay to views, spending $170.  However, he owes Me a gift card, but needful one, it will only take a $50 one to make up for you canceling the other one. (and if you didn’t cancel it, you should know that I never got it)

PIG couldn’t stay away for $202 and that’s why he’s spent so much in his lifetime!

HUGE Paypig Alert!  Back for more abuse was Guitar Loser. He cancelled his account and made a new one twice…right now he’s all deleted, but this entry will BLOW HIM AWAY, and he will come back so I can finish the job I started on him.  He spent $2300 since last review. YUM.

Leg tranced is addicted. He’s going to therapy to try and quit Me but he can’t. He spent $113 this week. Mmmm

Leg addict (A different leg junkie) spent $113 chatting and tributing. Still addicted!

And My tit fool was back, we had fun doing some cbt and he spent $130 since last post!

And tranced out little addict egghead spent $195 Mmmmmm

It had been a while since I had sessioned my No nonsense guy, because he’s currently unemployed. But I lured him into a nice session he cannot afford, nearly maxing out his “emergency” credit card, and he spent nearly $200. Yum.  When he can’t pay for his next emergency, his cock is going to get rock hard over it!  haha

New Paypig!  Hose lover spent $159 this week losing himself over My payto views to get his first blog mention!  Yay!

Mmm it had been a while for wallet rape toy since I sent him into insolvency, but he spent $193 on Me this week. About time!

New blog entry I will be doing it has I have been, but that might be the last time, I think I might only be mentioning truly high spenders.  So this is the chance to get your mention!

The new Niteflirt chat program is such fun! And it’s now open to International callers too, so no one has an excuse. I don’t mind a quick chat message to ask a question, it’s less intrusive than email and you pay 69 cents a volley, so you’re not taking up My time for nothing. (Money slaves need not fear guilt!)

One fun thing is that you send a tribute (I tell you how much in chat), and I start sending photos to do little roleplays! its right here and interactive (you can still save photos from chat windows)

It’s so intimate and fun, like a messenger conversation.

I’ve done some major wallet rapes this week making guys weak in chat.  I’ve arranged scenarios and assignments.

I’ve learned more about how My clients tick and how to exploit them, and they have gotten to know Me better

One long time client who had never called Me on the phone, decided to call and was so happy he did!

It makes the Mistress/slave relationship so much better!

Imagine Mantra training!

Imagine NLP conditioning!

Personalized paypig brainwashing!

Even just fantasy sharing or friendly chat

What are you waiting for?

oh and this is the latest PTV, you should buy it. It’s a beautiful set

  (attention cumstain, it has wallet rape and cum photos for you!)

Now for the spending report.  It’s long this week!

NEW slave! HUGE Paypig Alert! Wow. An ass admirer popped up, and he became completely addicted to Me in a few short days, buying everything he could get his hands on. He was shocked to find himself becoming a money slave. I’m going to call him “eric loves ass” here on My blog.  eric deleted his account after completely losing control. I bet he reads this.  His conditioning program was short but powerful, and it is highly likely he will return.

*  Nylon slave spent $178 on the new pantyhose photos and a phone call! And yes, of course, there are more!

HUGE Paypig Alert!  My longtime sissy slave lily was back bigtime after a hiatus. She spent $650 dollars this week after I lured her in with chat. We did sissy training, paypig training, and bbc lust building. She is Mine!  Nice to cash fuck you again lily!

Paypig Alert!  Also back was OinkLoser.  This guy just passed the $6,000 level of spending and his goal is 10K for Me. 60% of the way there!   He vacillates between enthusiasm and reluctance.  I like enthusiasm!

 * and My pantyhose junkie was back, spending $110. He is unusual in that every cent he has spent has been on the phone. Hasn’t bought a single photo. He likes the pantyhose on himself, more than Me I guess!

HUGE Paypig Alert!   Princess gigi and her clitty, Felicity came around and again this week, spending $763.  mmmmm,  Felicity is what I let gigi name her clitty, and she has become like a second person. Felicity gets hypnotized and likes to pay. She also loves purple lipstick. What a slut!

*  I had a lot of fun this past ten days with My exposure sissy, for $225 🙂

“Paypig” Alert!  My elegant foot lover called Me for the first time in the years he’s been a client. I talked him into it on chat and what an amazing phone call, this guy has a radio voice. I told him he could even do phone sex if he wanted. My foot lover isn’t a typical slave, he’s more into sensual service and romance, and heck, it’s a nice change of pace for Me. I can take romance that gets Me the $420 he spent 🙂

*  I had a lot of fun chatting with pantyhose viking and planning an adventurous session he’s going to have.  $209 YUM

Paypig Alert!   PIG spent freely this week, his addiction grows.  $381. YUM!

*  My titfool spent $140 to continue this addiction to My perfect breasts. Some of that was a delicious surprise $50 tribute!

New Slave  “holy jason” is new to both My service and My blog. I call him holy jason, because he keeps saying Oh God, to what I say or the photos of Me he sees. I lured him in with chat and now he is completely Mine. $207 for Lauren!

 HUGE Paypig Alert!   “Mind controlled john” was back! He’s been a long time client, but went dormant for years. Until this week.  And he was easily the biggest spender of the week at $1764!  That pleased Me immensely!  Well done!

 *  wagner was back for another $120 spending on My perfect ass. He loves to see it when I’m wearing stockings with garters!

 *  tranceboy was back with a new name, and $120 in spending.  Another addicted loser who can’t stay away!

Paypig Alert! tPay spent $300 and hit the $6000 level of spending Mmmmm

Paypig Alert! and paycub was around this week, even just now as I was about to publish, he bought a $150 PTV Mmm.   This week he spent $300 on Niteflirt and another $100 on gift cards from My Amazon wishlist. (Keeping me in groceries, coffee, and gasoline!) What a good boy!

This was a very nice week. Well done, boys and sissies, junkies and slaves, fans and losers.  Keep up the good work. Perhaps you’ll see your name next post!

It was completely relaxing to be out and about without being tied to the computer. As much as I enjoy targeting all you helpless and hapless paypiggies, I do love the freedom being successful gives Me.

I was able to do a hot and huge pay to view session with Dr X!

Tremendous HUGE Paypig ALERT!

One evening I was relaxing in My hotel room after a fun day and noticed an email from him.  I sent him a response, and a small pay to view, and then it escalated!

Before I knew it, he had spent over $4270 in PTV mails, and another $800 in gifts from My wishlist (which were waiting for Me when I got home!) From My wishlist, he got Me a new media stand for the new ROKU television a different client recently got Me, a couple items for My home gym, pounds and pounds of coffee to feed My addiction, a Mophie juice pack for My phone and several gift cards for Amazon, Whole Foods and Hotels.com.

That meant I spent the rest of the vacation completely care free.  Thanks Dr X!

Now for the rest of the spending report!

My nylon slave spent $210 on a phone call and photos of My reinforced toes.

My foot freak managed $108 on a lightning fast raise the rate session, that I desired to go on longer!

Huge Paypig ALERT!  PIG spent a total of $690, before and after My vacation. His addiction is rising to new levels. It’s going to get worse!

My virgin sissy spent $200, but she is going to LOVE the new photos too!

New to My service and blog was fruity, who is learning how addictive and dangerous I am.  He spent $167 so far on his Lauren lessons!

spending 267 was helpless dave.  Helpless for My teases…it loosens his wallet, and his mind is like putty for Me to manipulate!

and leg tranced spent $188 as I made him surrender to My legs, and obey My legs and pay My legs.  Mmmm

and paycub spent nearly $300 on click and pay while I was on vacation!  mmmmm.  That’s what I’m talking about!

and wallet rape toy spent $107.  Hey, I’m stll looking for My big session with you, and to find out what your big secret you hinted at was!

So after a nice break, I am back and ready to pick you and your wallets to pieces…

Be afraid!

Lauren

There will be no blog post next week, as I am going to be enjoying a week off in the world. 🙂

Yes, it is vacation time! A nice road trip to DC, Virginia and the coast of Maryland.

I’m leaving on Saturday the 24th, That means I will be here the rest of today, and Wednesday, Thursday and Friday to use and session you.   I *might* respond to requests for PTVs, but you will have to be less choosy about what you get as I’ll be on My phone. Maybe I’ll even take an occasional call on speaker phone in the car with My boyfriend listening in and laughing at you.

I hope to have a new PTV out on Friday for you goobers to buy.

Send vacation tributes here:

And here is the spending report:

First up, and new to My blog and service is “student piggy” who is learning about the dangers of Lauren.  This newbie spent $105 this week. I look forward to more!

In a fun raise the rate game,  I got “steve q fucked” for $135.   Mmmmm

I had fun with My exposure sissy for $114 🙂

HUGE Fuckover Alert!  Pig is still going strong lately with a bad case of junkie click and pay, and edging. Mmmmm, this week almost $500

and another who got lost in that was leg tranced, this timefor $193, which may be the most I have taken from him in a week! Playing with Me is not very safe!

Another very good boy for Me this week was paycub, who spent $161. Mmmm.  Want out of our little ritual cubbie? Are those balls getting sore?

and another good boy was titfool, who spent $160.   Such good boys

My good girl, the virgin princess gigi, sent $319 in tributes this week. TRIBUTES, see guys,it’s so easy.  I  reward good slaves with photos from My extensive private collection for their tributes 🙂

and egghead surrended to $122 this week. Surrender, obey and pay is his little trigger mantra 🙂

and No nonsense guy had a little draining this week. $102 gone.

and sissy lily gets mentions two weeks in a row, this week she really spent, to the amount of $257.  Wonder if I can lure her in this week too? 🙂

Fuckover Alert!  Dr X was about this week for a nice $411 session. I am still hungry, and My greed has no boundaries, so look for Me this week Dr X!

I hadn’t heard from taxpayer this week, but he caught up on SOME of his back taxes for the total  of $249.  Oh well done taxpayer!  You have MORE to pay though….

The next spending report will be after I come home from vacation. Let’s see which of you junkies are good boys and sissies and spend enough to get a mention, even when I am gone!

Today I’m just in the mood for strong messages, so I made you three captioned photos

I also want YOUR caption suggestions!  You can comment on My blog, mail Me on Niteflirt, or message Me your idea on Twitter.  I might use it to make $$$ 🙂

Click on the photos for a larger, readable version!

Oh, and you can get MORE from this photo set in the PTV that also includes My latest slideshow, Ego Bomb, which sold very well this weekend!

And I cash fucked many of you with this photo set here. Only $2 lousy dollars will get you started.

And photos from this set, I call Female Supremacy, are coming out soon

Now that I have made your dicks collectively throb, it’s time for the spending report!

Pay pig alert! Miss marla was back, spending just short of $500 mostly on one really long delicious phone call. So nice to fuck her wallet again!

Titfool squeaked in for a mention with $102 worth of spending this week! Every slave should do at least that EVERY week, I think.

My elegant foot lover spent $135 on worship of My bare feet.

Huge Pay pig alert! and yes, princess gigi is still going strong, this week for $812, and she learned that her clitty was for paying, not for cumming this week!

Sweet helpless save spent $140, including a $50 tribute on pleasing Me. Spending on Me makes his helpless dave cock soooo hard!

egghead did sooo well this weak, being tranced, and lured into helpless obedience to the amount of $238

Pay pig alert! and PIG spent almost $400 this week stroking to photos I sent him. SO fucked!

MP, My leggings lover was back for a Friday night romp of exactly $300. YUM!

pignic was back, spending $121 on photos to drool for!

Pay pig alert!  Paycunt was on a road trip again, and sooo vulnerable when he is. I got him for $415 this time. Mmmm

Back again after a long time was Loser Louis, this time for $151 🙂 They just cannot stay away.

Pay pig alert!  Dr X was around again, spending $261 in a delicious session. I’ve got a feeling we’re due for a really BIG session, hopefully before My end of June vacation!

Look at all those big sessions this week! I’m looking to do more, so I can have a REALLY good time on My June vacation, so cough up that cash losers!

I like gifts, as does any woman (hell person).

FinDommes like them because we get a greater % of your cash! No fees to pay, taxes to pay.

They have limits of course because you can’t use gifts or gift cards to pay bills, and for that reason I still desire your hard cold money!  My mortgage, car payment, student loan payment, utility bills still need your cash.   But….I am creative otherwise. I also don’t have a use for many restaurant gift cards, because in My area, we don’t have many chain restaurants.

I buy few groceries, between getting stuff on Amazon Pantry and Whole Food gift cards, that covers about 80% of My food bills 🙂  Petco gift cards pay for My dog’s food. Starbuck’s cards pays for My latte indulgence a couple times a week.

Slaves pay for everything for My home. Computers, television, furniture, lighting, telephones, sound equipment, clothing, home gym equipment.  Also things like books, coffee, dishes, purses.  If I need a gift for someone else (often at Christmas) I implore a slave to get it for Me. I haven’t had a lot of luck with shoes online.

One of My favorite gifts recently was My new Roku HD smart TV. (Thanks needful one!) I can watch Netflix, and shows from Amazon Prime, (I’m currently watching Dr Who episodes) and lots of other options.

Vacations are slave driven 🙂  There are Hotels.com gift cards (one of My favorites!), Airline gift cards and I see that Amazon even has Uber gift cards now.  I had a slave, wallet rape toy even send Me Disney gift cards and I had a luxury Disney vacation. (I’m such a child in many ways)

So if you want to treat Me, I am all about that!

These are all Egift cards I would love to have. If you get one, be sure you sign it so I know who did it. If I don’t already know how to get a hold of you, drop Me an email.

Use the email address laurenamazon@gmail.com

More Disney cards (collecting for another adventure in the fall!)

VISA ecards (I can actually use those for almost anything!)

For clothes and shoes

Macy’s ecards

Kohl’s ecards

My wishlist on Amazon is also a great place to look

I always have coffee on there, and right now, there is a media center I want that fits My new TV better 🙂

and some gift cards too!

Sometimes guys are disappointed to see I don’t have many shoes on My wishlist. There is a reason for that.

I have had TERRIBLE luck with shoes on Amazon not fitting Me right.   It *is* possible to return stuff, but if you do it too often Amazon has been known to shut down your list. So for this reason, I don’t ask for many shoes, that’s one thing I like to try on in person. It’s heartbreaking to see a beautiful pair of shoes a client has bought Me that doesn’t fit right and I can’t return. So I just don’t.

So now that I’ve inspired you to buy Me prezzies, I want to do the spending report!

Let’s start with one of My best present buyers, paycub!  This week paycub spent $255 on Niteflirt, and another $125 on gift cards, which I had no idea were coming until they arrived! What a nice surprise!

Pay pig alert! And wallet rape toy! He spent $508 on Niteflirt and another $122 on gifts, (coffee and gift cards)

New to My service and blog is “foot fool” who spent about $205 in a rousing raise the rate game!  Wait until he actually checks out My foot photos!

My sweet kitten, princess gigi had no success in staying away, but earned a release after a week spending about $225. YUM

My exposure sissy was back for more exposure fun, this time for $135. Mmmm

MP (more please) was back for his Friday night leggings session and spent $201 🙂

No nonsense guy spent $104 he doesn’t have on My ass photos this weekend 🙂

I was SOOO happy to have My shoe sniffing cuck back, and he spent $197.

paycunt and I had a fun session and he spent $184.

and having his first blog mention, My long time junkie, addicted pete, finally spent more than $1oo in a week to get a mention. (He spent $114). I was surprised to see he hit the $3000 level of paying Me!

Wow!

Pay pig alert! Dr X was back for several sessions, paying a total of $540 to Me this week. Soon will be another HUGE one Dr x.  I’m waiting for you

Silly tit fool was back for more breast teasing, this time spending $254 on me!  Delicious!

Leg tranced paid about $100 this week on My leg photos, on Only fans (It’s hard to track on that site, but the site is a LOT of fun)

Another tranced out PIG from only fans is PIG himself, who spent about $350 on his addiction

So lets see how many of you please Me this week with Cash spending and gift cards.
I’m waiting…

oh, and if you haven’t seen My new Hypno ass slideshow, it’s worth the spend! In fact, here are ALL My recent

Pay to views on Niteflirt

Oh numbers!

This Findomme loves numbers and statistics. My mind is very analytical, logical and intuitive.  I have a system of addiction that is very effective and profitable, and I am always seeking to make my addiction skills even more effective.

I just realized very recently that I had surpassed the $2,000,000 in sales on Niteflirt. (It happened sometime in January)  I didn’t realize how close I was–the feature to see My lifetime earnings wasn’t available for a while, and then suddenly there it was, and I had surpassed the goal with no fanfare.  That’s only on Niteflirt… NON NF spending, gifts and other things have probably been another…$100,000 over the years

I have been on Niteflirt for many years, but it was only ten years ago that I began doing it full time, and developing a fetish for FinDomme, so MOST Of that cool $2 million has been in the last 10 years.

My best year was $342,000.  Some of the years around the financial meltdown and Niteflirt meltdown of 2009 were less impressive. (Hey, if you guys can’t get credit, you can’t spend!)

Your collective slavery has bought Me a home, paid for a renovation of it. (And an unexpected huge roof repair). It’s bought Me (and my boyfriend) several cars, paid off My student loans.  It’s paid for vacations to Hawaii, 4 Florida trips, 8 trips out west (various destinations) a New Orleans trip, and several long weekends in closer places like New York City, Maine, the Cape…

Some more statistics:

I earned about 16% of that on phone calls, 5% in trips and the bulk in Pay to view mails 78%.   Some also came from commissions I got from new guys joining the site and spending, and from Goody bags (about 1% combined)

This is My biggest selling Pay to view series of all time, with sales of almost $25,000.  It’s countless how much additional spending this series inspired:  The first email alone has almost 500 sales.

Once I have a slave under My Dominion, it is very difficult for him to leave Me. Susceptible men easily are lured into Lauren addiction. My top 10 spenders of all time have served Me for an average of 7 years. (Range 3 to 9.5 years) All of My top ten have spent on Me very recently. (in past month)

Niteflirt keeps these little performance statistics they share with us. In both earnings AND client retention I have been in the 100 percentile in EVERY month since they have been keeping track. That means I retain more clients than more than 99% of all flirts, and earn more than 99% of all flirts.

There is a reason I’m so dangerous. I am good at this. Consistently good. There is nothing boring about Me, and everything erotic.

No one makes your cock as hard as Me as I cash rape you, humiliate and emasculate you.  You will hate yourself, but love Me. And once I have My hooks in you, I will consume you.  (And it happens more often than not, a few lucky ones jump out of the net before properly hooked)

And now it’s time for the spending report!

Pay pig alert! New to My blog is popperbitch!  This bitch went nuts with Me on raise the rate phone calls, and in his very first week with Me spent $580. Wow!

I had fun with My exposure sissy again this week, to the tune of $120 🙂

PIG pleased Me quite a bit this week, for $140 🙂

Pay pig alert!   Oink Loser 10K was back again, this time spending $488. SOOo close to $500 this week! Soon, oh soon he will hit the 5K level of spending. Then the new delicious 10K goal.

More please, My leggings whore made his weekly visit to Me and spent $125. This is becoming a weekly thing, and what dedication!

My good pup, paycub was back for another delicious round of submissive cash spending on Me. This week was $180, including a yummy $75 paymail!

Pay pig alert! And another big spender this week!  Princess gigi spent $463 as she struggled to be a good little kitty, with a soft chase payclitty 🙂

My good girl, sissy j, was back for more chastity and exposure games, and it cost her $171 this week. I’m looking for you j, let’s have more fun!

My oh my, jaybee was back after a hiatus, BARELY getting a mention at $100.50 of spending.

I had another nice fuckover with star junkie, for $242.  This is becoming a thing!  Mmmm

I know that candyballs has been anticipating this blog entry!  And he spent HUGE on Me this week, to a happy cashfuck tune of $654.  YUM.  Keep that up candyballs, it’s the only way to please Me!

I manipulated another $161 out of titfool. I think he is still drooling!

I hope to see more of you on My blog next week.  I love knowing so many serve Me so well!

I get asked this a lot…seems paypigs want to know their fate!
“What’s going to happen to me, Mistress?”

A. This is what WILL happen (assuming you interact, buy some stuff, read the blog)

1. I will expose you to My brilliant mind and body
2. I will use both covert and overt manipulation tactics on you
3. you will be given instructions, such as “stroke your cock when you pay”

B This is what will PROBABLY happen

1. you will spend more $$$ then you intended
2. you will find paying Me to be very arousing and compelling
3. you will be unable to help yourself and will return to My words and photos again and again

C. This is what MIGHT happen  (about 30% of those in the first group end up here)

1. you overspend by A LOT, causing you some financial hardship. Some of you (about 1/3 of this group) will liquidate stocks or retirement accounts. Some of you do credit consolidation loans, and then hit your credit limit again on your cards.
2. you become truly addicted to Me. Many of you won’t be able to even get an erection or have an orgasm without paying Me. Some of you will LOVE this. Other’s will not love it so much. I take enjoyment out of either situation
3. You will become a devoted junkie. Sometimes that devotion is simply to feel a normal erection, but some pigs know that they are greatly privileged to serve Me.
4. Some of you will try to leave. 95% of you won’t succeed, and will return within a year. Usually within a month. VERY often within a week.

D. What occasionally happens: (My plan for the fate of paypigs, ultimately!)

1. you spend every penny you can lay your hand on for Me,
2. you may go bankrupt
3. you might lose your home, your spouse/girlfriend because of spending on Me
4. you might have twice as many bills as income
5. you really are insolvent, but your addiction remains. You will do anything to keep paying Me. Suck cock, steal from your family, go without eating,

When do pigs usually “get out”?

Some pigs never start…….but of those that do…..

Sometimes after spending EVERYTHING, going bankrupt, and being unable to pay Me for any attention whatsoever…they can leave.  But more often they stroke to My blog (like some are this entry), they cum on their bills. The word “bankruptcy” makes them hard….

Sometimes they piece their financial life back together….

and begin spending on Me again!

Want to tell Me where you fall? Look at the categories above and decide where you fit in best!
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and remember, I want ALWAYS to progress you to the next level.

ANNOUNCEMENT:  I was having trouble subscribing new members to blog notifications, so I changed the plug in I use. They have a little different look, and if you’ve had trouble subscribing in the past…try again.  See the right sidebar on the very top. I’m waiting for your subscription! Subscribers might get goodies in their email box 🙂

Now, let’s check the spending report…..after this photo 🙂

Pay pig alert! Let’s start out with My #1 piggie of all time, princess gigi.  This week saw her sending Me another $520, mostly in tributes!

PIG couldn’t help himself AGAIN this week. (Addiction), and he spent $201

Another addicted junkie is “more please”  His spending this week was $175.  He has been making Me his Friday Night addiction

My sissy j was back! This time for $135 here on Niteflirt, plus a little spoiling 🙂

Pay pig alert!  My star junkie just couldn’t get away. I lured him in with “discounts” And he spent $490 on those discounts.  Hahaha sucker!  So cock hardening though…

and candyballs was back for another $145 in spending. Stop trying to hide candyballs. He’s way surpased 1K of spending and he’s only been around for less than a month.

Pay pig alert!  Another big spender this week, and back after a break was special k!  We did a HOT long phone call when he clicked and paid emails for Me…so erotic! He spendt $520 Mmmm

My exposure sissy spent $140 while I had fun at his expense!

My nylon slave spent $135 on My hosed feet, but I have a feeling more exploitation is coming SOON.

titfool squeaked in a mention with $101 in spending on My perfect boobs.

Also new to My blog is sissy daphne, who spent $200 on Amazon gift cards for Me. Mmmmmm Good way to start daphne!